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"Amusing lymrics."

C'mon, lets hear 'em. Those fantastic lymrics! The finest form of poetry.

There once was a man from China
Who wasn't a very good climber
He slipped on a rock
and fell on his ****
And now he's got a ******

Ohh I just realised mine is very like English_Blokes. Perhaps it is a local alteration. Hmm interesting.

There was a girl from Inverkiething(sp?),
Who liked to be rather revealing,
She lay on her back,
And opened her crack,
And p!££ed all over the ceiling!

]-[ØM€® B€€® §ØL!!D wrote:
> What was that one that Russel Crowe did on the Comedy Awards...
> There once was a man from australia,
> who painted his ar$e like a daelia,
> .... whats the rest?

ended with

"but the ---- was a failure"

What was that one that Russel Crowe did on the Comedy Awards...
There once was a man from australia,
who painted his ar$e like a daelia,
.... whats the rest?

Doesn't work. Read it out loud.

Your limerick (thats how you spell it) didnt make sense due to the asterixes, so I will try and fill it in.

There once was a man from China
Who wasn't a very good climber
He slipped on a rock
and fell on his friend called Brock
And now he's got a electric grinder

It's like Family Fortunes!

I’m sure you’ve all heard this one:

There once was a woman from Healing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She lay on her back, and opened her crack
And p*ssed all over the ceiling

There was a young girl called Ulrika...

Nonononon

Um,

Need more thinking time.

*scratches head*

how do you get angina from falling on a rock?

*leaves, abruptly*

Here's one from Lee Evans:

There once was a man from Gosham
Who took out his bo**ocks to wash 'em
His wife said "Jack, if you don't put 'em back
I'll stand on the bas*ards and squash 'em"