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"I think I hate Cliff Richard."

"Hate" is a very strong, reserved only for people like Matthew Wright, Robert Kilroy-Silk and Trisha - or anyone else who revels in the smugness of furthering their career by treading on shattered individuals and families.

But I hate Cliff Richard, to the extent that even if I needed a bone-marrow transplant and he was the only compatible donor in the world - I'd refuse it.

Is there anything wrong with hating anyone that much? No, of course not. I'm not a psycho, I'd never do anything to hurt him other than express my utter contempt at his fake little goody-goody Christian ways, that only ever manifest themselves when he's got a Christmas record to plug. He was on TV this morning handing out baked goods to pensioners on some crappy daytime TV hour-killer. It nearly made me sick at the smugness and tweeness of it all. I had to change channels. But I don't really feel as though I'm making a point here. I just hate him - I don't have to justify that, it's a hate without reasons! Anyone else?

How'd that happen then?

Cyclone wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
> Cliff pulled the roadsweepers pants down and started laughing at his
> willy.
>
> Even though he was clearly quite aroused.
>
> No, that was your version.

A guy can dream.

It is SIR Cliff Richard. Don't forget the sir.

cookie monster wrote:
> Cliff pulled the roadsweepers pants down and started laughing at his
> willy.
>
> Even though he was clearly quite aroused.

No, that was your version.

monkey_man wrote:
> But I hate Cliff Richard, to the extent that even if I needed a
> bone-marrow transplant and he was the only compatible donor in the
> world - I'd refuse it.

No, don't refuse - it causes the donar a lot of pain!

Cliff pulled the roadsweepers pants down and started laughing at his willy.

Even though he was clearly quite aroused.

Cliff Richard took the piece of paper, scribbled his autograph on it and handed it back without even looknig at the man, while he walked on. Basically he treated him like a piece of shitt.

What happened to the road sweeper man?

Anyone see that programme about him? He is a lofty arrogant ass. See him treat the road sweeper man when he asked for his autograph? Despicable.

'Christmas time, mistletoe and wine'

-Radio goes funny and switches to Kerrang, which is playing Metallica-

'Shoot me again, I ain't dead yet!'

Is that a challenge, Cliff Richard? -Grabs gun-