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Erm, my first promo in like one month, so don't expect any Anarchy style promos :cD
Oh, and it took me an hour to do, so expect lots of crapness and failed attempts at humour. :cD
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**SRW BREAKDOWN**
Meanwhile, Josh Mathews (DW) is back up but he’s not congratulating Hurricane… He’s arguing with him! *BANG* ULTIMO DRAGON (LIPE) IS BACK AND HE JUST HIT HURRICANE OVER THE BACK WITH A STEEL CHAIR! OUCH!
WHATS JOSH MATHEWS DOING? HE’S LEAVING TO THE BACK WITHOUT HIS BUDDY! Ultimo Dragon smiles and soon follows up the ramp-way after a bit of stomping!
**SRW ECLIPSE**
The Tough Enough 1 theme blasts through the small arena, as Josh Matthews makes his way out to a chorus of boos. He double-crossed his Parental Advisory buddy last week, and now we want answers. We may not get these answers, but I can sure as hell guarantee that the Cruiserweight Champ will try to get these answers. Josh steps into the ring, and snatches a mic off of Fink.
“Last week…”
“STAND BACK (Look Out – JAE :cD), THERE’S A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH!” The champ flies out and interrupts his so-called run-in buddy. He poses to the right, pointing to the sky, and then to the left, again, pointing to the sky. He flaps his cape around, and calmly walks to the ring. He gives Josh the thumbs up, Hurricane style, before climbing into the ring. He has a mic of his own, the Hurri-mic.
“Josh, don’t let me interrupt. You continue what you was saying, I’ll just sit over here on this Hurri-chair.”
Josh looks slightly p’d off at Hurricane, he now has to keep his eye on the mean green freak’N machine (oooh I’m such a Hurricane mark. :cD).
“Last week, at Breakdown, I left the ring by myself. He stole that title from my clutches, and then wanted me to be there for him to pick him up after he had fallen? Gimme a break, I’m much higher up the ladder then that. It was every man for themselves in that ring, so was I wrong for leaving that ring? Yeah, actually, I was. I should have stomped on your ass but no, I was kind to you; I left.”
Hurricane strokes his beard, Gregory Helms style. He stands up, and walks over to Josh…
“Well slap my ass and call me Charlie; WHASSUPWITDAT?!?! So you wanted to stomp on me whilst I was down? Okay, you’ve got your chance. I’ll lay down right now and you can give it your best shot.”
Hurricane lays on the snow-white canvas, with the green lights shining on him and the cameras flashing.
Josh turns around, and begins to leave. This prompts Hurricane to quickly get to his feet and pace over to Matthews. He stops him from leaving the ring.
“So you don’t want me after all? That’s pathetic. You shouldn’t even be in SRW.”
Josh turns around…
“I SHOULDN’T BE IN SRW? I SHOULD BE IN SRW…I SHOULD BE THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Yes, that’s what it’s all about. The gold. You don’t deserve it, I do.”
Some really crappy Japanese music slowly plays, drowned out by the crowds boos. Here comes Ultimo Dragon, he steps into the ring. He doesn’t have a mic; he probably can’t even speak English. Foreigners, meh. Or whatever.
Ultimo shouts something at Hurricane in his language. Hurricane and Josh both look at each other.
“Okay, I’ve got a really good idea. Josh, Ultimo. I guess you both want this strap. Well, neither of you deserve a shot, but since it’s Christmas soon, I’m gunna grant you both a shot. Next week on Eclipse, Ultimo will face Josh Matthews, with the winner getting to face me and have their ass handed to them at Spun Out. Oh, and to make sure the match goes smoothly, I will be the special guest outside enforcer.”
Hurricane takes the title from around his waist and throws it over his shoulder.
“Now, my boys Parental Advisory. Too Cool haven’t been here for like, what seems years, so I guess they don’t want to hang out with the crew anymore. That leaves you, Josh, and me. So, what’s happening?”
Josh smirks, before laying a right hand into the skull of Hurricane. Hurricane falls backwards; his title falls into the hands of Josh. Josh turns around and CRACKS the belt over the maked head of Ultimo. Hurricane staggers towards Josh, who swings the title belt, knocking out the champion. He stares at the title belt, before laying it over the body of Hurricane. He does a Hurripose, just to add insult to injury, before picking up the mic, and in a Hurricane voice, screaming “Whassup…wit…dat?”
Josh drops the mic and leaves two carcasses in the ring. What will happen next week on Eclipse when Ultimo Dragon and Josh Matthews meet in the ring? Who will face Hurricane at Spun Out? Will it be a case of two masked men going one-on-one or two former run-in buddies squaring off?
**SRW ECLIPSE**
Josh Matthews vs. Ultimo Dragon
Special Guest Enforcer :: Hurricane (not referee, outside ref preventing any interference or anyone getting a weapon etc)
Winner faces Hurricane at Spun Out
**SRW SPUN OUT**
Hurricane (c) vs. Ultimo or Josh
Cruiserweight Title
Stips to be announced depending on match opponent.
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Whatever. :c)
Oh, and it took me an hour to do, so expect lots of crapness and failed attempts at humour. :cD
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**SRW BREAKDOWN**
Meanwhile, Josh Mathews (DW) is back up but he’s not congratulating Hurricane… He’s arguing with him! *BANG* ULTIMO DRAGON (LIPE) IS BACK AND HE JUST HIT HURRICANE OVER THE BACK WITH A STEEL CHAIR! OUCH!
WHATS JOSH MATHEWS DOING? HE’S LEAVING TO THE BACK WITHOUT HIS BUDDY! Ultimo Dragon smiles and soon follows up the ramp-way after a bit of stomping!
**SRW ECLIPSE**
The Tough Enough 1 theme blasts through the small arena, as Josh Matthews makes his way out to a chorus of boos. He double-crossed his Parental Advisory buddy last week, and now we want answers. We may not get these answers, but I can sure as hell guarantee that the Cruiserweight Champ will try to get these answers. Josh steps into the ring, and snatches a mic off of Fink.
“Last week…”
“STAND BACK (Look Out – JAE :cD), THERE’S A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH!” The champ flies out and interrupts his so-called run-in buddy. He poses to the right, pointing to the sky, and then to the left, again, pointing to the sky. He flaps his cape around, and calmly walks to the ring. He gives Josh the thumbs up, Hurricane style, before climbing into the ring. He has a mic of his own, the Hurri-mic.
“Josh, don’t let me interrupt. You continue what you was saying, I’ll just sit over here on this Hurri-chair.”
Josh looks slightly p’d off at Hurricane, he now has to keep his eye on the mean green freak’N machine (oooh I’m such a Hurricane mark. :cD).
“Last week, at Breakdown, I left the ring by myself. He stole that title from my clutches, and then wanted me to be there for him to pick him up after he had fallen? Gimme a break, I’m much higher up the ladder then that. It was every man for themselves in that ring, so was I wrong for leaving that ring? Yeah, actually, I was. I should have stomped on your ass but no, I was kind to you; I left.”
Hurricane strokes his beard, Gregory Helms style. He stands up, and walks over to Josh…
“Well slap my ass and call me Charlie; WHASSUPWITDAT?!?! So you wanted to stomp on me whilst I was down? Okay, you’ve got your chance. I’ll lay down right now and you can give it your best shot.”
Hurricane lays on the snow-white canvas, with the green lights shining on him and the cameras flashing.
Josh turns around, and begins to leave. This prompts Hurricane to quickly get to his feet and pace over to Matthews. He stops him from leaving the ring.
“So you don’t want me after all? That’s pathetic. You shouldn’t even be in SRW.”
Josh turns around…
“I SHOULDN’T BE IN SRW? I SHOULD BE IN SRW…I SHOULD BE THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Yes, that’s what it’s all about. The gold. You don’t deserve it, I do.”
Some really crappy Japanese music slowly plays, drowned out by the crowds boos. Here comes Ultimo Dragon, he steps into the ring. He doesn’t have a mic; he probably can’t even speak English. Foreigners, meh. Or whatever.
Ultimo shouts something at Hurricane in his language. Hurricane and Josh both look at each other.
“Okay, I’ve got a really good idea. Josh, Ultimo. I guess you both want this strap. Well, neither of you deserve a shot, but since it’s Christmas soon, I’m gunna grant you both a shot. Next week on Eclipse, Ultimo will face Josh Matthews, with the winner getting to face me and have their ass handed to them at Spun Out. Oh, and to make sure the match goes smoothly, I will be the special guest outside enforcer.”
Hurricane takes the title from around his waist and throws it over his shoulder.
“Now, my boys Parental Advisory. Too Cool haven’t been here for like, what seems years, so I guess they don’t want to hang out with the crew anymore. That leaves you, Josh, and me. So, what’s happening?”
Josh smirks, before laying a right hand into the skull of Hurricane. Hurricane falls backwards; his title falls into the hands of Josh. Josh turns around and CRACKS the belt over the maked head of Ultimo. Hurricane staggers towards Josh, who swings the title belt, knocking out the champion. He stares at the title belt, before laying it over the body of Hurricane. He does a Hurripose, just to add insult to injury, before picking up the mic, and in a Hurricane voice, screaming “Whassup…wit…dat?”
Josh drops the mic and leaves two carcasses in the ring. What will happen next week on Eclipse when Ultimo Dragon and Josh Matthews meet in the ring? Who will face Hurricane at Spun Out? Will it be a case of two masked men going one-on-one or two former run-in buddies squaring off?
**SRW ECLIPSE**
Josh Matthews vs. Ultimo Dragon
Special Guest Enforcer :: Hurricane (not referee, outside ref preventing any interference or anyone getting a weapon etc)
Winner faces Hurricane at Spun Out
**SRW SPUN OUT**
Hurricane (c) vs. Ultimo or Josh
Cruiserweight Title
Stips to be announced depending on match opponent.
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Whatever. :c)
DW wrote:
> “STAND BACK (Look Out – JAE :cD)
Bah. :D
> Some really crappy Japanese music slowly plays
Good description. :)
Top promo. It will be interesting to see who progresses to the Cruiserweight title shot.
> “STAND BACK (Look Out – JAE :cD)
Bah. :D
> Some really crappy Japanese music slowly plays
Good description. :)
Top promo. It will be interesting to see who progresses to the Cruiserweight title shot.
Spun Out is the end of the year PPV and it's my PPV.
Should be a couple of good cruiserweight matches there. Good promo.
So is SRW Sun Out the name of the next PPV then?
So is SRW Sun Out the name of the next PPV then?
Lots of Hurri-language there! Heh, PA is gone, oh well, they were never that good anyway :P Good promo there, Ultimo Dragon shall win :D His Japanese Rules too :D
Holy monkeys, whassupwitdat?!?!
*ahem*
*ahem*
So, it looks like Parental Advisory have disbanded and all over the Cruiserweight title. Nice lead up to a couple of matches, one next week and one at Spun Out.
Well done DW. Some good ideas and you definitely captured The Hurricane's character. :D
Well done DW. Some good ideas and you definitely captured The Hurricane's character. :D
Erm, my first promo in like one month, so don't expect any Anarchy style promos :cD
Oh, and it took me an hour to do, so expect lots of crapness and failed attempts at humour. :cD
-----------------------------
**SRW BREAKDOWN**
Meanwhile, Josh Mathews (DW) is back up but he’s not congratulating Hurricane… He’s arguing with him! *BANG* ULTIMO DRAGON (LIPE) IS BACK AND HE JUST HIT HURRICANE OVER THE BACK WITH A STEEL CHAIR! OUCH!
WHATS JOSH MATHEWS DOING? HE’S LEAVING TO THE BACK WITHOUT HIS BUDDY! Ultimo Dragon smiles and soon follows up the ramp-way after a bit of stomping!
**SRW ECLIPSE**
The Tough Enough 1 theme blasts through the small arena, as Josh Matthews makes his way out to a chorus of boos. He double-crossed his Parental Advisory buddy last week, and now we want answers. We may not get these answers, but I can sure as hell guarantee that the Cruiserweight Champ will try to get these answers. Josh steps into the ring, and snatches a mic off of Fink.
“Last week…”
“STAND BACK (Look Out – JAE :cD), THERE’S A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH!” The champ flies out and interrupts his so-called run-in buddy. He poses to the right, pointing to the sky, and then to the left, again, pointing to the sky. He flaps his cape around, and calmly walks to the ring. He gives Josh the thumbs up, Hurricane style, before climbing into the ring. He has a mic of his own, the Hurri-mic.
“Josh, don’t let me interrupt. You continue what you was saying, I’ll just sit over here on this Hurri-chair.”
Josh looks slightly p’d off at Hurricane, he now has to keep his eye on the mean green freak’N machine (oooh I’m such a Hurricane mark. :cD).
“Last week, at Breakdown, I left the ring by myself. He stole that title from my clutches, and then wanted me to be there for him to pick him up after he had fallen? Gimme a break, I’m much higher up the ladder then that. It was every man for themselves in that ring, so was I wrong for leaving that ring? Yeah, actually, I was. I should have stomped on your ass but no, I was kind to you; I left.”
Hurricane strokes his beard, Gregory Helms style. He stands up, and walks over to Josh…
“Well slap my ass and call me Charlie; WHASSUPWITDAT?!?! So you wanted to stomp on me whilst I was down? Okay, you’ve got your chance. I’ll lay down right now and you can give it your best shot.”
Hurricane lays on the snow-white canvas, with the green lights shining on him and the cameras flashing.
Josh turns around, and begins to leave. This prompts Hurricane to quickly get to his feet and pace over to Matthews. He stops him from leaving the ring.
“So you don’t want me after all? That’s pathetic. You shouldn’t even be in SRW.”
Josh turns around…
“I SHOULDN’T BE IN SRW? I SHOULD BE IN SRW…I SHOULD BE THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Yes, that’s what it’s all about. The gold. You don’t deserve it, I do.”
Some really crappy Japanese music slowly plays, drowned out by the crowds boos. Here comes Ultimo Dragon, he steps into the ring. He doesn’t have a mic; he probably can’t even speak English. Foreigners, meh. Or whatever.
Ultimo shouts something at Hurricane in his language. Hurricane and Josh both look at each other.
“Okay, I’ve got a really good idea. Josh, Ultimo. I guess you both want this strap. Well, neither of you deserve a shot, but since it’s Christmas soon, I’m gunna grant you both a shot. Next week on Eclipse, Ultimo will face Josh Matthews, with the winner getting to face me and have their ass handed to them at Spun Out. Oh, and to make sure the match goes smoothly, I will be the special guest outside enforcer.”
Hurricane takes the title from around his waist and throws it over his shoulder.
“Now, my boys Parental Advisory. Too Cool haven’t been here for like, what seems years, so I guess they don’t want to hang out with the crew anymore. That leaves you, Josh, and me. So, what’s happening?”
Josh smirks, before laying a right hand into the skull of Hurricane. Hurricane falls backwards; his title falls into the hands of Josh. Josh turns around and CRACKS the belt over the maked head of Ultimo. Hurricane staggers towards Josh, who swings the title belt, knocking out the champion. He stares at the title belt, before laying it over the body of Hurricane. He does a Hurripose, just to add insult to injury, before picking up the mic, and in a Hurricane voice, screaming “Whassup…wit…dat?”
Josh drops the mic and leaves two carcasses in the ring. What will happen next week on Eclipse when Ultimo Dragon and Josh Matthews meet in the ring? Who will face Hurricane at Spun Out? Will it be a case of two masked men going one-on-one or two former run-in buddies squaring off?
**SRW ECLIPSE**
Josh Matthews vs. Ultimo Dragon
Special Guest Enforcer :: Hurricane (not referee, outside ref preventing any interference or anyone getting a weapon etc)
Winner faces Hurricane at Spun Out
**SRW SPUN OUT**
Hurricane (c) vs. Ultimo or Josh
Cruiserweight Title
Stips to be announced depending on match opponent.
----------------------------
Whatever. :c)
Oh, and it took me an hour to do, so expect lots of crapness and failed attempts at humour. :cD
-----------------------------
**SRW BREAKDOWN**
Meanwhile, Josh Mathews (DW) is back up but he’s not congratulating Hurricane… He’s arguing with him! *BANG* ULTIMO DRAGON (LIPE) IS BACK AND HE JUST HIT HURRICANE OVER THE BACK WITH A STEEL CHAIR! OUCH!
WHATS JOSH MATHEWS DOING? HE’S LEAVING TO THE BACK WITHOUT HIS BUDDY! Ultimo Dragon smiles and soon follows up the ramp-way after a bit of stomping!
**SRW ECLIPSE**
The Tough Enough 1 theme blasts through the small arena, as Josh Matthews makes his way out to a chorus of boos. He double-crossed his Parental Advisory buddy last week, and now we want answers. We may not get these answers, but I can sure as hell guarantee that the Cruiserweight Champ will try to get these answers. Josh steps into the ring, and snatches a mic off of Fink.
“Last week…”
“STAND BACK (Look Out – JAE :cD), THERE’S A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH!” The champ flies out and interrupts his so-called run-in buddy. He poses to the right, pointing to the sky, and then to the left, again, pointing to the sky. He flaps his cape around, and calmly walks to the ring. He gives Josh the thumbs up, Hurricane style, before climbing into the ring. He has a mic of his own, the Hurri-mic.
“Josh, don’t let me interrupt. You continue what you was saying, I’ll just sit over here on this Hurri-chair.”
Josh looks slightly p’d off at Hurricane, he now has to keep his eye on the mean green freak’N machine (oooh I’m such a Hurricane mark. :cD).
“Last week, at Breakdown, I left the ring by myself. He stole that title from my clutches, and then wanted me to be there for him to pick him up after he had fallen? Gimme a break, I’m much higher up the ladder then that. It was every man for themselves in that ring, so was I wrong for leaving that ring? Yeah, actually, I was. I should have stomped on your ass but no, I was kind to you; I left.”
Hurricane strokes his beard, Gregory Helms style. He stands up, and walks over to Josh…
“Well slap my ass and call me Charlie; WHASSUPWITDAT?!?! So you wanted to stomp on me whilst I was down? Okay, you’ve got your chance. I’ll lay down right now and you can give it your best shot.”
Hurricane lays on the snow-white canvas, with the green lights shining on him and the cameras flashing.
Josh turns around, and begins to leave. This prompts Hurricane to quickly get to his feet and pace over to Matthews. He stops him from leaving the ring.
“So you don’t want me after all? That’s pathetic. You shouldn’t even be in SRW.”
Josh turns around…
“I SHOULDN’T BE IN SRW? I SHOULD BE IN SRW…I SHOULD BE THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Yes, that’s what it’s all about. The gold. You don’t deserve it, I do.”
Some really crappy Japanese music slowly plays, drowned out by the crowds boos. Here comes Ultimo Dragon, he steps into the ring. He doesn’t have a mic; he probably can’t even speak English. Foreigners, meh. Or whatever.
Ultimo shouts something at Hurricane in his language. Hurricane and Josh both look at each other.
“Okay, I’ve got a really good idea. Josh, Ultimo. I guess you both want this strap. Well, neither of you deserve a shot, but since it’s Christmas soon, I’m gunna grant you both a shot. Next week on Eclipse, Ultimo will face Josh Matthews, with the winner getting to face me and have their ass handed to them at Spun Out. Oh, and to make sure the match goes smoothly, I will be the special guest outside enforcer.”
Hurricane takes the title from around his waist and throws it over his shoulder.
“Now, my boys Parental Advisory. Too Cool haven’t been here for like, what seems years, so I guess they don’t want to hang out with the crew anymore. That leaves you, Josh, and me. So, what’s happening?”
Josh smirks, before laying a right hand into the skull of Hurricane. Hurricane falls backwards; his title falls into the hands of Josh. Josh turns around and CRACKS the belt over the maked head of Ultimo. Hurricane staggers towards Josh, who swings the title belt, knocking out the champion. He stares at the title belt, before laying it over the body of Hurricane. He does a Hurripose, just to add insult to injury, before picking up the mic, and in a Hurricane voice, screaming “Whassup…wit…dat?”
Josh drops the mic and leaves two carcasses in the ring. What will happen next week on Eclipse when Ultimo Dragon and Josh Matthews meet in the ring? Who will face Hurricane at Spun Out? Will it be a case of two masked men going one-on-one or two former run-in buddies squaring off?
**SRW ECLIPSE**
Josh Matthews vs. Ultimo Dragon
Special Guest Enforcer :: Hurricane (not referee, outside ref preventing any interference or anyone getting a weapon etc)
Winner faces Hurricane at Spun Out
**SRW SPUN OUT**
Hurricane (c) vs. Ultimo or Josh
Cruiserweight Title
Stips to be announced depending on match opponent.
----------------------------
Whatever. :c)