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"I'm bored"

creating topics like this is a sure fire way to get banned.

Jokes?

paddy and murphy throwing stones at the floor - paddy missed

It's still the same but I don't have a comp at home and I'm at me friend's house. You'll just have to live without me until I set it up:-p

Azul wrote:
> DC - is your addy still the same? Last time you were on was....
> *Checks*
> ...more than 128 days ago.
> Yes.
> I have records.
> *Dun dun duuuun*
> The wonders of MSN Plus.

!!!

Oh dear god....

. . .

Oh ha ha that is so funny.

here is a joke I got a few minutes ago

911 Call
A 911 operator gets a call one evening but nobody says anything. Fearing the worst, the operator calls back, and a little boy answers the phone in whispering voice...

[barely audible] Hello!

(Operator) Hello little boy. Did you just call 911?

[barely audible] "No!"

(Operator) O.K., is your mommy home?

[barely audible] "Yes."

(Operator) Can I speak to her, please?

[barely audible] "No."

(Operator) "Why not?"

[barely audible] "Because she's busy!"

(Operator) "Oh, OK. Is your daddy home then?"

[barely audible] "Yes."

(Operator) "Well, can I speak to him?"

[barely audible] "No!"

(Operator) "Well, my goodness, why not?"

[barely audible] "Because he's busy too!"

(Operator) "OH, goodness! What's he busy doing?"

[barely audible] "Talking to the police."

(Operator) "Oh, so the police are there?"

[barely audible] "Yes."

(Operator) "Can I speak to one of them?"

[barely audible] "No!"

(Operator) "Why not?"

[barely audible] "Because they are really busy."

(Operator) "Well, what's your mom busy doing?"

[barely audible] "Talking to the firemen."

(Operator) "Can I speak to one of the firemen then, please?"

[barely audible] "No."

(Operator) "Well, goodness, why not?"

[barely audible] "Because they are really busy too!"

(Operator) "Well, what are all of these people busy doing?"

[barely audible] "Looking for me!"

DC - is your addy still the same? Last time you were on was....
*Checks*
...more than 128 days ago.
Yes.
I have records.
*Dun dun duuuun*
The wonders of MSN Plus.

How about go read a joke book and like never come back.

~*-LorD @xeM-*~ wrote:
> I'm P!$$


hehehe your peepee.

Is that a joke to your standards

creating topics like this is a sure fire way to get banned.

Jokes?

paddy and murphy throwing stones at the floor - paddy missed