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"Cold, wet and hsetj"

I made the last word up but I am cold and wet, mostly because it is cold and raining. I am meant to walk to a party tonight but I will end up getting a taxi and spending more cash. I spent £70 on clothes yesterday, plus about £30 on xmas pressies, I am too generous for my own good.

I also spent £10 on tonight before I even go - £10 birthday present (topshop voucher, cant think of anything else to get a girl besides something tat vibrates) and £10 on booze (rum and alcopops), so I am feeling immensely poor.

I quit working at the restaurant ages ago and applied for a supermarket job, but they turned me down, so I routinely misplace items in the shop and put my fingers through the plastic wraps of the bread so nobody buys them. Revenge is sweet. However without a job I am poor.

Hmph.

I made the last word up but I am cold and wet, mostly because it is cold and raining. I am meant to walk to a party tonight but I will end up getting a taxi and spending more cash. I spent £70 on clothes yesterday, plus about £30 on xmas pressies, I am too generous for my own good.

I also spent £10 on tonight before I even go - £10 birthday present (topshop voucher, cant think of anything else to get a girl besides something tat vibrates) and £10 on booze (rum and alcopops), so I am feeling immensely poor.

I quit working at the restaurant ages ago and applied for a supermarket job, but they turned me down, so I routinely misplace items in the shop and put my fingers through the plastic wraps of the bread so nobody buys them. Revenge is sweet. However without a job I am poor.

Hmph.

Get a job you lazy sod!

Tried Game? Normally staffed by such a buch of idiots that anyone on here could do a better job.

Alternatively, there is the worlds oldest profession and it is always hiring...

No I tried the blacksmiths and he said they were full..

Oh you mean.. oooh you rude little man.

I hate it when you come to chrsitmas and you ralise you have no money. It always happenes to me, as I get to christmas I go to buy the presents that are expected and have no money. So then I am totally scerewed and have to improvise somehow, normally by downloading some music for each person. I hate Christmas.

Kyz21 wrote:
> I quit working at the restaurant ages ago and applied for a
> supermarket job, but they turned me down,

Sorry man, but that made me laugh.

I have only ever met one person that got turned down by a supermarket.

And that’s only because he told them about what happened on his work experience placement.

He was working at a BMW show room, and saw the keys for a brand new 3 series sitting on a table. He picked them up, got into the car, put them ignition just to see if he could start it. He then decided to see if he could put it in gear and move it forward a few inches. He then proceeded to drive the car through the big glass window at the front of the showroom, heh, what a numpty.

This is the story he told at his interview and then he wondered why they turned him down.

So, what dumb-assed thing do you do at your interview?

Relay, change your tagline to "Kyz21 Rawks", for my mild amusement.

I still have some cash stored for xmas from when I did work, wont last until the new year though. Shame.

Happy Kyz??

It could also be that the didn't have any vacancies.

But in saying that would you trust Kyz around your food?

I didnt do anyhting wrong, they were very impressed and wanted me to start straight away infact. I told them I didnt want to work saturdays though, I said I would do after college any day and sundays but they werent interested.

Relay wrote:
> Happy Kyz??

Highlight of my day so far mate, until I get jiggy with some fine young lady this evening.