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SRW Eclipse : Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P) Official Promo – My Chance :
* HAMMERTIME! * Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P) walks out onto the top of the ramp. * CAN’T TOUCH THIS! * Jonny Hammer walks down the ramp, in his tracksuit bottoms and ‘You can’t touch this!’ t-shirt on, and in to the ring.
Someone passes Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P) a microphone and he puts it to his mouth and says “Does anybody know who I am!?” The crowd fall silent. “Well you should! You all should! ‘Cause I’ve been around here for a couple of months now and no-one has even noticed me!” The crowd look puzzled.
“Well I’m Jonny Hammer! And I’m sick of everybody around here! I am sick of all you!” * The crowd boo! * “I’m sick of most of the men in the locker room! And I am especially sick of yours and my commissioner Reaver (Ant), I hate him! He hasn’t even given me one match yet, to prove myself. No-one has given me a chance!” * The crowd boo even more at Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P)! *
“I say I’m sick of most men in the locker room, ‘cause tonight I am going to get my chance with someone who has not been given much of a chance. So we will both get our chance tonight. So everyone in a match tonight watch out, ‘cause you don’t know when I will strike!” The crowd are really getting angry with Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P) now. They are shouting all sorts of insults at him, he just loves it. He is winding them up even more by cupping his ears. * The crowd are booing the roof off!* “Tonight is my chance! And do you know what? You can’t touch this!”
But what’s this? Two men, who are disguised in all black, are sliding in to the ring, while Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P) is handing the microphone back and they both give him a forearm to the back. Who are these two?
The bigger of the two picks up Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P) and puts his head in between his legs. He lifts him up over his head, and the other guy puts his hands on Jonny Hammer’s shoulders AND A MASSIVE DOUBLE POWER BOMB! Whoever these two are they sure want to do some damage to Jonny Hammer.
One of the two rolls out of the ring and grabs two steel chairs and throws them in the ring. He re-enters the ring and they both pick up a chair each and wait for Jonny Hammer.
Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P) slowly makes his way up, with the two mean stalking him. Jonny Hammer is now on his knees, so both of the men lift up their chairs and swing AND CON – CHAIR – NO! Jonny Hammer managed to duck the con – chair – to and the two chairs hit each other and the smaller of the two goes down. But the bigger of the two lifts his chair up again and WHAM! A CHAIRSHOT TO THE BACK OF JONNY HAMMER!
The bigger of the two pulls the smaller one out of the ring and they both make their way up the ramp and out from ringside.
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Thanks for reading,
Chris.
* HAMMERTIME! * Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P) walks out onto the top of the ramp. * CAN’T TOUCH THIS! * Jonny Hammer walks down the ramp, in his tracksuit bottoms and ‘You can’t touch this!’ t-shirt on, and in to the ring.
Someone passes Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P) a microphone and he puts it to his mouth and says “Does anybody know who I am!?” The crowd fall silent. “Well you should! You all should! ‘Cause I’ve been around here for a couple of months now and no-one has even noticed me!” The crowd look puzzled.
“Well I’m Jonny Hammer! And I’m sick of everybody around here! I am sick of all you!” * The crowd boo! * “I’m sick of most of the men in the locker room! And I am especially sick of yours and my commissioner Reaver (Ant), I hate him! He hasn’t even given me one match yet, to prove myself. No-one has given me a chance!” * The crowd boo even more at Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P)! *
“I say I’m sick of most men in the locker room, ‘cause tonight I am going to get my chance with someone who has not been given much of a chance. So we will both get our chance tonight. So everyone in a match tonight watch out, ‘cause you don’t know when I will strike!” The crowd are really getting angry with Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P) now. They are shouting all sorts of insults at him, he just loves it. He is winding them up even more by cupping his ears. * The crowd are booing the roof off!* “Tonight is my chance! And do you know what? You can’t touch this!”
But what’s this? Two men, who are disguised in all black, are sliding in to the ring, while Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P) is handing the microphone back and they both give him a forearm to the back. Who are these two?
The bigger of the two picks up Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P) and puts his head in between his legs. He lifts him up over his head, and the other guy puts his hands on Jonny Hammer’s shoulders AND A MASSIVE DOUBLE POWER BOMB! Whoever these two are they sure want to do some damage to Jonny Hammer.
One of the two rolls out of the ring and grabs two steel chairs and throws them in the ring. He re-enters the ring and they both pick up a chair each and wait for Jonny Hammer.
Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P) slowly makes his way up, with the two mean stalking him. Jonny Hammer is now on his knees, so both of the men lift up their chairs and swing AND CON – CHAIR – NO! Jonny Hammer managed to duck the con – chair – to and the two chairs hit each other and the smaller of the two goes down. But the bigger of the two lifts his chair up again and WHAM! A CHAIRSHOT TO THE BACK OF JONNY HAMMER!
The bigger of the two pulls the smaller one out of the ring and they both make their way up the ramp and out from ringside.
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Thanks for reading,
Chris.
Good promo hyping your character Chris, The Men in Black sure look to cause some damage here in SRW.
Nope he sure hasn't.
Yep, good stuff. It's good to get your character involved. Hopefully, we'll find out who the guys dressed in black are and Jonny Hammer will get his debut. I think Jonny hasn't debuted yet.
Aliens I tell you! A-L-I-E-N-S!
Good promo, getting your wrestler involved :)
Good promo, getting your wrestler involved :)
Nice promo. I wonder who the Men In Black are... :D
SRW Eclipse : Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P) Official Promo – My Chance :
* HAMMERTIME! * Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P) walks out onto the top of the ramp. * CAN’T TOUCH THIS! * Jonny Hammer walks down the ramp, in his tracksuit bottoms and ‘You can’t touch this!’ t-shirt on, and in to the ring.
Someone passes Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P) a microphone and he puts it to his mouth and says “Does anybody know who I am!?” The crowd fall silent. “Well you should! You all should! ‘Cause I’ve been around here for a couple of months now and no-one has even noticed me!” The crowd look puzzled.
“Well I’m Jonny Hammer! And I’m sick of everybody around here! I am sick of all you!” * The crowd boo! * “I’m sick of most of the men in the locker room! And I am especially sick of yours and my commissioner Reaver (Ant), I hate him! He hasn’t even given me one match yet, to prove myself. No-one has given me a chance!” * The crowd boo even more at Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P)! *
“I say I’m sick of most men in the locker room, ‘cause tonight I am going to get my chance with someone who has not been given much of a chance. So we will both get our chance tonight. So everyone in a match tonight watch out, ‘cause you don’t know when I will strike!” The crowd are really getting angry with Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P) now. They are shouting all sorts of insults at him, he just loves it. He is winding them up even more by cupping his ears. * The crowd are booing the roof off!* “Tonight is my chance! And do you know what? You can’t touch this!”
But what’s this? Two men, who are disguised in all black, are sliding in to the ring, while Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P) is handing the microphone back and they both give him a forearm to the back. Who are these two?
The bigger of the two picks up Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P) and puts his head in between his legs. He lifts him up over his head, and the other guy puts his hands on Jonny Hammer’s shoulders AND A MASSIVE DOUBLE POWER BOMB! Whoever these two are they sure want to do some damage to Jonny Hammer.
One of the two rolls out of the ring and grabs two steel chairs and throws them in the ring. He re-enters the ring and they both pick up a chair each and wait for Jonny Hammer.
Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P) slowly makes his way up, with the two mean stalking him. Jonny Hammer is now on his knees, so both of the men lift up their chairs and swing AND CON – CHAIR – NO! Jonny Hammer managed to duck the con – chair – to and the two chairs hit each other and the smaller of the two goes down. But the bigger of the two lifts his chair up again and WHAM! A CHAIRSHOT TO THE BACK OF JONNY HAMMER!
The bigger of the two pulls the smaller one out of the ring and they both make their way up the ramp and out from ringside.
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Thanks for reading,
Chris.
* HAMMERTIME! * Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P) walks out onto the top of the ramp. * CAN’T TOUCH THIS! * Jonny Hammer walks down the ramp, in his tracksuit bottoms and ‘You can’t touch this!’ t-shirt on, and in to the ring.
Someone passes Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P) a microphone and he puts it to his mouth and says “Does anybody know who I am!?” The crowd fall silent. “Well you should! You all should! ‘Cause I’ve been around here for a couple of months now and no-one has even noticed me!” The crowd look puzzled.
“Well I’m Jonny Hammer! And I’m sick of everybody around here! I am sick of all you!” * The crowd boo! * “I’m sick of most of the men in the locker room! And I am especially sick of yours and my commissioner Reaver (Ant), I hate him! He hasn’t even given me one match yet, to prove myself. No-one has given me a chance!” * The crowd boo even more at Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P)! *
“I say I’m sick of most men in the locker room, ‘cause tonight I am going to get my chance with someone who has not been given much of a chance. So we will both get our chance tonight. So everyone in a match tonight watch out, ‘cause you don’t know when I will strike!” The crowd are really getting angry with Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P) now. They are shouting all sorts of insults at him, he just loves it. He is winding them up even more by cupping his ears. * The crowd are booing the roof off!* “Tonight is my chance! And do you know what? You can’t touch this!”
But what’s this? Two men, who are disguised in all black, are sliding in to the ring, while Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P) is handing the microphone back and they both give him a forearm to the back. Who are these two?
The bigger of the two picks up Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P) and puts his head in between his legs. He lifts him up over his head, and the other guy puts his hands on Jonny Hammer’s shoulders AND A MASSIVE DOUBLE POWER BOMB! Whoever these two are they sure want to do some damage to Jonny Hammer.
One of the two rolls out of the ring and grabs two steel chairs and throws them in the ring. He re-enters the ring and they both pick up a chair each and wait for Jonny Hammer.
Jonny Hammer (Chrissy.P) slowly makes his way up, with the two mean stalking him. Jonny Hammer is now on his knees, so both of the men lift up their chairs and swing AND CON – CHAIR – NO! Jonny Hammer managed to duck the con – chair – to and the two chairs hit each other and the smaller of the two goes down. But the bigger of the two lifts his chair up again and WHAM! A CHAIRSHOT TO THE BACK OF JONNY HAMMER!
The bigger of the two pulls the smaller one out of the ring and they both make their way up the ramp and out from ringside.
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Thanks for reading,
Chris.