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Footballers - pathetic cretins (not all, but alot). I was already aware of their feebleness but I was alerted further when watching the England rugby match. I mean, these Rugby guys get mashed regularly. They run around with bleeding noses, ripped open faces, covered in muck, broken noses, broken fingers and the whole works. Watch the Italians footballers. Come within 2 feet of them and there down, holding there knees or shins or legs yelling. Oh, here come the stretcher boyos, cart the footballers off on stretchers, oh they are so sore, look at them screaming like girls. Then comes the man with the cold spray, sprays a bit randomly around, bit up here, bit up there, bit over there, bit up his @rse when no-ones looking. Oh look, the footballers right as rain, jumping around, good as knew, almost as if he had never been injured in the first place! I tell you, there must be something magical in those sprays, because it seems to cure most injuries. Sometimes though the fairy spray doesn’t work and the footballer gets carted off, and taken away and Oh, look, he’s back on again when no one is looking, and he’s running, and he’s in the box, and he’s doesn’t have a hope in hell and he decides to fall and maybe get a bit of a penalty out of it and a yellow card for the other guy, and Oh look, he’s down, and the referee is over, the typical blind or stupid pratt that he is, and it’s a yellow card for the other player, and a penalty for the Italians, and it just keeps going round in a circle of feebleness…..
Bloody equal rights rubbish.
We need equal rights, says the ladies. Well, you’ve got your equal rights, don’t you? Yes. But hang on, what’s this?
“Ladies first”. “Ladies get off the boat first when its sinking.” “Ladies get custody of kids even when it might be them that beats the poor kids up”
Double standards. Aye, that’s right. DOUBLE BLOODY STANDARDS. Where are all the equal rights when the mother gets hold of the kids and the father gets treated like the criminal, when he may be completely innocent? I couldn’t be bothered going into any more depth in this….
Political Correctness.
Now, there is non racism stuff and there is politically correct stuff. The latter is a concoction of crap created by insane and absurd idiots with more money than sense and enough idiocy to fill Albert the Larges (God bless his soul) stomach. ‘I know everybody, lets ban the word black. Oh yes. We will call black people “dark people” or moderately tanned” YeY. Now we can live in a perfectly secure and cosy world governed by idiots like ourselves. No more “black spots” on roads. Lets have, “problem areas”. And I don’t like that “black board” thing. “Writing board” sounds better to me. What about those people with epilepsy? They may be offended by the word “brainstorm” I have no idea why, but they might be. Lets say “thought shower” instead. YeY. A happy world for mentally retarded spastics like us!!
Oh but we are forgetting the really kicker, aren’t we? Oh yes, one so bloody insane it makes Michael Jackson look like a god. it’s HUMPTY DUMPTY - The POLITICALLY CORRECT VERSION!!!!! Supposedly for young children who can be “frightened” and “mentally scarred” after hearing the real one. Here is the politically correct version (I.e. the one made up in the asylum)
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Ouch that was sore
Humpty said
Go it to his feet and walked away again
Has the world gone mad? Do midgets roam the streets with lights sabres and is Craziest Col in charge of SR? No. Then why is this crap appearing? Here’s my version.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Ouch that was sore
Humpty yelled
Got to his feet, picked up an AK47 and massacred all the politically correct zealots.
That’ll teach those faggots,
Humpty said coolly while writing on a blackboard and having a simultaneous brainstorm.
Much better.
That is enough for now, I’ll write more when they come to me as at the minute I am blighted by rage.
Bloody equal rights rubbish.
We need equal rights, says the ladies. Well, you’ve got your equal rights, don’t you? Yes. But hang on, what’s this?
“Ladies first”. “Ladies get off the boat first when its sinking.” “Ladies get custody of kids even when it might be them that beats the poor kids up”
Double standards. Aye, that’s right. DOUBLE BLOODY STANDARDS. Where are all the equal rights when the mother gets hold of the kids and the father gets treated like the criminal, when he may be completely innocent? I couldn’t be bothered going into any more depth in this….
Political Correctness.
Now, there is non racism stuff and there is politically correct stuff. The latter is a concoction of crap created by insane and absurd idiots with more money than sense and enough idiocy to fill Albert the Larges (God bless his soul) stomach. ‘I know everybody, lets ban the word black. Oh yes. We will call black people “dark people” or moderately tanned” YeY. Now we can live in a perfectly secure and cosy world governed by idiots like ourselves. No more “black spots” on roads. Lets have, “problem areas”. And I don’t like that “black board” thing. “Writing board” sounds better to me. What about those people with epilepsy? They may be offended by the word “brainstorm” I have no idea why, but they might be. Lets say “thought shower” instead. YeY. A happy world for mentally retarded spastics like us!!
Oh but we are forgetting the really kicker, aren’t we? Oh yes, one so bloody insane it makes Michael Jackson look like a god. it’s HUMPTY DUMPTY - The POLITICALLY CORRECT VERSION!!!!! Supposedly for young children who can be “frightened” and “mentally scarred” after hearing the real one. Here is the politically correct version (I.e. the one made up in the asylum)
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Ouch that was sore
Humpty said
Go it to his feet and walked away again
Has the world gone mad? Do midgets roam the streets with lights sabres and is Craziest Col in charge of SR? No. Then why is this crap appearing? Here’s my version.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Ouch that was sore
Humpty yelled
Got to his feet, picked up an AK47 and massacred all the politically correct zealots.
That’ll teach those faggots,
Humpty said coolly while writing on a blackboard and having a simultaneous brainstorm.
Much better.
That is enough for now, I’ll write more when they come to me as at the minute I am blighted by rage.
Like my life.
I got as far as you comparing footballers to rugby players before bursting into hysterical laughter.
Yiou clearly have no idea what you're talking about.
Yiou clearly have no idea what you're talking about.
Some good brainstorming there RoJ.
Footballers - pathetic cretins (not all, but alot). I was already aware of their feebleness but I was alerted further when watching the England rugby match. I mean, these Rugby guys get mashed regularly. They run around with bleeding noses, ripped open faces, covered in muck, broken noses, broken fingers and the whole works. Watch the Italians footballers. Come within 2 feet of them and there down, holding there knees or shins or legs yelling. Oh, here come the stretcher boyos, cart the footballers off on stretchers, oh they are so sore, look at them screaming like girls. Then comes the man with the cold spray, sprays a bit randomly around, bit up here, bit up there, bit over there, bit up his @rse when no-ones looking. Oh look, the footballers right as rain, jumping around, good as knew, almost as if he had never been injured in the first place! I tell you, there must be something magical in those sprays, because it seems to cure most injuries. Sometimes though the fairy spray doesn’t work and the footballer gets carted off, and taken away and Oh, look, he’s back on again when no one is looking, and he’s running, and he’s in the box, and he’s doesn’t have a hope in hell and he decides to fall and maybe get a bit of a penalty out of it and a yellow card for the other guy, and Oh look, he’s down, and the referee is over, the typical blind or stupid pratt that he is, and it’s a yellow card for the other player, and a penalty for the Italians, and it just keeps going round in a circle of feebleness…..
Bloody equal rights rubbish.
We need equal rights, says the ladies. Well, you’ve got your equal rights, don’t you? Yes. But hang on, what’s this?
“Ladies first”. “Ladies get off the boat first when its sinking.” “Ladies get custody of kids even when it might be them that beats the poor kids up”
Double standards. Aye, that’s right. DOUBLE BLOODY STANDARDS. Where are all the equal rights when the mother gets hold of the kids and the father gets treated like the criminal, when he may be completely innocent? I couldn’t be bothered going into any more depth in this….
Political Correctness.
Now, there is non racism stuff and there is politically correct stuff. The latter is a concoction of crap created by insane and absurd idiots with more money than sense and enough idiocy to fill Albert the Larges (God bless his soul) stomach. ‘I know everybody, lets ban the word black. Oh yes. We will call black people “dark people” or moderately tanned” YeY. Now we can live in a perfectly secure and cosy world governed by idiots like ourselves. No more “black spots” on roads. Lets have, “problem areas”. And I don’t like that “black board” thing. “Writing board” sounds better to me. What about those people with epilepsy? They may be offended by the word “brainstorm” I have no idea why, but they might be. Lets say “thought shower” instead. YeY. A happy world for mentally retarded spastics like us!!
Oh but we are forgetting the really kicker, aren’t we? Oh yes, one so bloody insane it makes Michael Jackson look like a god. it’s HUMPTY DUMPTY - The POLITICALLY CORRECT VERSION!!!!! Supposedly for young children who can be “frightened” and “mentally scarred” after hearing the real one. Here is the politically correct version (I.e. the one made up in the asylum)
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Ouch that was sore
Humpty said
Go it to his feet and walked away again
Has the world gone mad? Do midgets roam the streets with lights sabres and is Craziest Col in charge of SR? No. Then why is this crap appearing? Here’s my version.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Ouch that was sore
Humpty yelled
Got to his feet, picked up an AK47 and massacred all the politically correct zealots.
That’ll teach those faggots,
Humpty said coolly while writing on a blackboard and having a simultaneous brainstorm.
Much better.
That is enough for now, I’ll write more when they come to me as at the minute I am blighted by rage.
Bloody equal rights rubbish.
We need equal rights, says the ladies. Well, you’ve got your equal rights, don’t you? Yes. But hang on, what’s this?
“Ladies first”. “Ladies get off the boat first when its sinking.” “Ladies get custody of kids even when it might be them that beats the poor kids up”
Double standards. Aye, that’s right. DOUBLE BLOODY STANDARDS. Where are all the equal rights when the mother gets hold of the kids and the father gets treated like the criminal, when he may be completely innocent? I couldn’t be bothered going into any more depth in this….
Political Correctness.
Now, there is non racism stuff and there is politically correct stuff. The latter is a concoction of crap created by insane and absurd idiots with more money than sense and enough idiocy to fill Albert the Larges (God bless his soul) stomach. ‘I know everybody, lets ban the word black. Oh yes. We will call black people “dark people” or moderately tanned” YeY. Now we can live in a perfectly secure and cosy world governed by idiots like ourselves. No more “black spots” on roads. Lets have, “problem areas”. And I don’t like that “black board” thing. “Writing board” sounds better to me. What about those people with epilepsy? They may be offended by the word “brainstorm” I have no idea why, but they might be. Lets say “thought shower” instead. YeY. A happy world for mentally retarded spastics like us!!
Oh but we are forgetting the really kicker, aren’t we? Oh yes, one so bloody insane it makes Michael Jackson look like a god. it’s HUMPTY DUMPTY - The POLITICALLY CORRECT VERSION!!!!! Supposedly for young children who can be “frightened” and “mentally scarred” after hearing the real one. Here is the politically correct version (I.e. the one made up in the asylum)
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Ouch that was sore
Humpty said
Go it to his feet and walked away again
Has the world gone mad? Do midgets roam the streets with lights sabres and is Craziest Col in charge of SR? No. Then why is this crap appearing? Here’s my version.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Ouch that was sore
Humpty yelled
Got to his feet, picked up an AK47 and massacred all the politically correct zealots.
That’ll teach those faggots,
Humpty said coolly while writing on a blackboard and having a simultaneous brainstorm.
Much better.
That is enough for now, I’ll write more when they come to me as at the minute I am blighted by rage.