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Read on below to find out about the true nature of those people you trusted. You may believe their campaigns at first, but look closer at them, are they really what you think...
Microchips
Microchips had a simple plan to fool us all. Including me. What he did was to make a 'deal' that you'll vote for him, and he'd vote for you.
Unfortunatly, he made this deal with several million members of the forums and he must have 'forgotten' that he only had one vote. Leaving him with lots of votes and everyone else with nothing...
Insane Bartender
This campaign revolved around reverse psychology, if we were to vote for him, he'd kick us repeatedly or something. Anyway, all these threats 'backfired' on him, he didn't want to be a notable, or did he? Him telling us how much he didn't want to be a notable made everyone vote for him, did anyone hear him complain when he was made a notable?...
AfroJoe
AfroJoe used the method of false advertising. We were led to believe that he had an afro, and that his name was Joe. Like a bunch of sheep, we all believed him. Only recently was it pointed out that neither or these are true. He was just 'taking us for a ride.'
Mystique
Mystique promises to bring us boobies if we elect her. Again, like a load of sheep, we all get the impression that she's actually female and that she will carry out her claims. I can now reveal to you that 'she's' actually a 42 year old plumber called Alf and the only 'boobies' you'll get will be from his 'man breasts' when she/he blows his/her cover.
Sheepy
Sheepy didn't really have a campaign, he just got in out of sympathy when he failed miserably, oh, like Gareth Gates. What is it with people and letting other people through when they're complete f...f...f...f...failures...
Hedfix
Hedfix writes too much, I don't actually know if he's campigned or not. There's probably something around that he's written, but I've only got a few weeks left of dossing to look so I won't be able to find it.
Scottish_Bloke
He's just Scottish. Don't listen to him. He'll just do something completely different to what he promised. And he's got a funny accent.
Monkey_with_attitude
He promises porn for everyone if he makes it through, unfortunatly he's blind for obvious reasons. What good is a blind notable?
phi11ip
I'm just great, that's why you want to vote for me. Seriously, who else could you vote for? Nobody. Plus I've got 1's in my name, you haven't*.
*May not be true in all cases, but I'm still better than you.
Cookie Monster
This guy likes cookies, he's also blue and hairy. You can vote for him if you like, I just can't be held responsible when he raids your fridge after passing a law that all kitchens need to be inspected so that they're cookie friendly. He's also Scottish.
Timmargh
Timmargh goes for the suttle approach. You don't really notice that he's there, but he always is, watching, waiting, drop your guard for just 5 seconds and he'll...
He's a bit confused, poor Timmargh, plus there's copyright issues with his name that I'm not even going to bother to mention.
Mojojojojojojojojojojojojo
Mojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojo has a long name, don't let that fool you though, he's most probably lying.
Sniper/S-Scopeh/Whatever he's called.
Before he was elected, he promised us 'defor deos djfieo gtored oflykqa.' God knows what he meant but I'm sure he lied in some way or another.
HálloHowArtThou
He goes to school in Westminster and has regualar lunch meetings with Tony Blair. He's trying to corrupt you. Don't listen to him. Arrrrrrrgh!
Mr Snuggly
We're all led to believe that he'll make the world a snugglier place if he wins. I'd like to let you know though that Mr Snuggly isn't snuggly at all. Plus he's spelt his name wrong.
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Read all the campaign info and automatically submit your own views on other people at http://www.phi11ip.com/campaign.html
I love plugs. They allow me to charge my phone safely.
Microchips
Microchips had a simple plan to fool us all. Including me. What he did was to make a 'deal' that you'll vote for him, and he'd vote for you.
Unfortunatly, he made this deal with several million members of the forums and he must have 'forgotten' that he only had one vote. Leaving him with lots of votes and everyone else with nothing...
Insane Bartender
This campaign revolved around reverse psychology, if we were to vote for him, he'd kick us repeatedly or something. Anyway, all these threats 'backfired' on him, he didn't want to be a notable, or did he? Him telling us how much he didn't want to be a notable made everyone vote for him, did anyone hear him complain when he was made a notable?...
AfroJoe
AfroJoe used the method of false advertising. We were led to believe that he had an afro, and that his name was Joe. Like a bunch of sheep, we all believed him. Only recently was it pointed out that neither or these are true. He was just 'taking us for a ride.'
Mystique
Mystique promises to bring us boobies if we elect her. Again, like a load of sheep, we all get the impression that she's actually female and that she will carry out her claims. I can now reveal to you that 'she's' actually a 42 year old plumber called Alf and the only 'boobies' you'll get will be from his 'man breasts' when she/he blows his/her cover.
Sheepy
Sheepy didn't really have a campaign, he just got in out of sympathy when he failed miserably, oh, like Gareth Gates. What is it with people and letting other people through when they're complete f...f...f...f...failures...
Hedfix
Hedfix writes too much, I don't actually know if he's campigned or not. There's probably something around that he's written, but I've only got a few weeks left of dossing to look so I won't be able to find it.
Scottish_Bloke
He's just Scottish. Don't listen to him. He'll just do something completely different to what he promised. And he's got a funny accent.
Monkey_with_attitude
He promises porn for everyone if he makes it through, unfortunatly he's blind for obvious reasons. What good is a blind notable?
phi11ip
I'm just great, that's why you want to vote for me. Seriously, who else could you vote for? Nobody. Plus I've got 1's in my name, you haven't*.
*May not be true in all cases, but I'm still better than you.
Cookie Monster
This guy likes cookies, he's also blue and hairy. You can vote for him if you like, I just can't be held responsible when he raids your fridge after passing a law that all kitchens need to be inspected so that they're cookie friendly. He's also Scottish.
Timmargh
Timmargh goes for the suttle approach. You don't really notice that he's there, but he always is, watching, waiting, drop your guard for just 5 seconds and he'll...
He's a bit confused, poor Timmargh, plus there's copyright issues with his name that I'm not even going to bother to mention.
Mojojojojojojojojojojojojo
Mojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojo has a long name, don't let that fool you though, he's most probably lying.
Sniper/S-Scopeh/Whatever he's called.
Before he was elected, he promised us 'defor deos djfieo gtored oflykqa.' God knows what he meant but I'm sure he lied in some way or another.
HálloHowArtThou
He goes to school in Westminster and has regualar lunch meetings with Tony Blair. He's trying to corrupt you. Don't listen to him. Arrrrrrrgh!
Mr Snuggly
We're all led to believe that he'll make the world a snugglier place if he wins. I'd like to let you know though that Mr Snuggly isn't snuggly at all. Plus he's spelt his name wrong.
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Read all the campaign info and automatically submit your own views on other people at http://www.phi11ip.com/campaign.html
I love plugs. They allow me to charge my phone safely.
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Don't like popping stuff but hardly anyone saw this...
See it now?
See it now?
A good post that, ph11ip.
Amusing.
Amusing.
"Mojojojojojojojojojojojojo
Mojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojo has a long name, don't let that fool you though, he's most probably lying."
Surprised I got a mention, being that I'm not around as much as I used to be.
Still, my name isn't that long - MoJoJoJo - 8 letters. Surely people like cookie monster etc have longer names? Mine looks longer because it is, in fact, the best name on the forums.
I'm probably lying? But I have tales of my friends drinking and throwing burgers at each other whilst talking to lady boys! It's the truth!
Mojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojo has a long name, don't let that fool you though, he's most probably lying."
Surprised I got a mention, being that I'm not around as much as I used to be.
Still, my name isn't that long - MoJoJoJo - 8 letters. Surely people like cookie monster etc have longer names? Mine looks longer because it is, in fact, the best name on the forums.
I'm probably lying? But I have tales of my friends drinking and throwing burgers at each other whilst talking to lady boys! It's the truth!
Ahhhh, you have such a way with words Mr. Bartender. So refreshing.
It wasn't reverse psychology. The post in question was merely a reaction to the overwhelming number of fatuous simpletons littering the board with their incoherent flabberghasting while fusing their fingers to their keyboards with an uncontrolled stream of drool.
You haven't seen me, right?
*winks*
*winks*
Yus!
I got a mention.
*Lords about*
I got a mention.
*Lords about*
you tricked me phi11ip.. :-)
You forgot my campaign. Which includes me telling you to vote for whoever you want!
:D
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