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Nintendo speaks! Thinking behind Revolution is revealed!!
Iwata-San: What wrong with gaming, what we need to change? Let us change things, for things are getting out of hand, my friends
Miyamoto-San: I see problem with how people play game. They watch TV and use console and maybe there wires involved I don't know I not play games for long time
Iwata-San: I think we change how TV, console, controller and internet all create game together!
All: Aaaahw yes Mistah Iwatah-San goood idea vewwwy good
Miyamoto-San: Maybe we make them all into beeeeg circle
Iwata-San: yes vewwy good Shigeru no desu ka. What else we must change? What is wrong with games how we can make it better?
Miyamoto-San: I think there too many games. They all the same. People are confused. Let us have less game on Revolution
Iwata-San: Yes Miyamoto-San, vewwy good idea! Game also too compweecated. We make them simple and short and easy to...undahstand. Awso, we no have enough people playing game. We need more people. Let us make Revolution appeal to those who no like to play game! Like old people!
Miyamoto-San: Yes! Vewwy good Iwata! You just as clever as Yamauchi-San! With you we will go far in gaming world!
Yamauchi-San: You ladies want cocktail?
Miyamoto-San: I want Tequila Sunrise with hat!
Iwata-San: I want fewyuh in game insdustry!
Yamauchi-San: I feel like cocktail too!
Iwata-San: What cocktail you want?
Yamauchi-San: My tiny yellow ball on your chin!
Miyamoto-San: Is that cocktail?
Yamauchi-San: Who give a [expletive deleted], I just want put my thing in something greasy!
Shocking stuff
Iwata-San: What wrong with gaming, what we need to change? Let us change things, for things are getting out of hand, my friends
Miyamoto-San: I see problem with how people play game. They watch TV and use console and maybe there wires involved I don't know I not play games for long time
Iwata-San: I think we change how TV, console, controller and internet all create game together!
All: Aaaahw yes Mistah Iwatah-San goood idea vewwwy good
Miyamoto-San: Maybe we make them all into beeeeg circle
Iwata-San: yes vewwy good Shigeru no desu ka. What else we must change? What is wrong with games how we can make it better?
Miyamoto-San: I think there too many games. They all the same. People are confused. Let us have less game on Revolution
Iwata-San: Yes Miyamoto-San, vewwy good idea! Game also too compweecated. We make them simple and short and easy to...undahstand. Awso, we no have enough people playing game. We need more people. Let us make Revolution appeal to those who no like to play game! Like old people!
Miyamoto-San: Yes! Vewwy good Iwata! You just as clever as Yamauchi-San! With you we will go far in gaming world!
Yamauchi-San: You ladies want cocktail?
Miyamoto-San: I want Tequila Sunrise with hat!
Iwata-San: I want fewyuh in game insdustry!
Yamauchi-San: I feel like cocktail too!
Iwata-San: What cocktail you want?
Yamauchi-San: My tiny yellow ball on your chin!
Miyamoto-San: Is that cocktail?
Yamauchi-San: Who give a [expletive deleted], I just want put my thing in something greasy!
Shocking stuff
Aha, sounds best if you read it in the voice of the City Wok guy from South Park.
I know he's Chinese but meh, it works.
I know he's Chinese but meh, it works.
Hahaha.
True story.
Everything must end as Black-Out cocktail chat-up now. It's the law.
Everything must end as Black-Out cocktail chat-up now. It's the law.
Nintendo speaks! Thinking behind Revolution is revealed!!
Iwata-San: What wrong with gaming, what we need to change? Let us change things, for things are getting out of hand, my friends
Miyamoto-San: I see problem with how people play game. They watch TV and use console and maybe there wires involved I don't know I not play games for long time
Iwata-San: I think we change how TV, console, controller and internet all create game together!
All: Aaaahw yes Mistah Iwatah-San goood idea vewwwy good
Miyamoto-San: Maybe we make them all into beeeeg circle
Iwata-San: yes vewwy good Shigeru no desu ka. What else we must change? What is wrong with games how we can make it better?
Miyamoto-San: I think there too many games. They all the same. People are confused. Let us have less game on Revolution
Iwata-San: Yes Miyamoto-San, vewwy good idea! Game also too compweecated. We make them simple and short and easy to...undahstand. Awso, we no have enough people playing game. We need more people. Let us make Revolution appeal to those who no like to play game! Like old people!
Miyamoto-San: Yes! Vewwy good Iwata! You just as clever as Yamauchi-San! With you we will go far in gaming world!
Yamauchi-San: You ladies want cocktail?
Miyamoto-San: I want Tequila Sunrise with hat!
Iwata-San: I want fewyuh in game insdustry!
Yamauchi-San: I feel like cocktail too!
Iwata-San: What cocktail you want?
Yamauchi-San: My tiny yellow ball on your chin!
Miyamoto-San: Is that cocktail?
Yamauchi-San: Who give a [expletive deleted], I just want put my thing in something greasy!
Shocking stuff
Iwata-San: What wrong with gaming, what we need to change? Let us change things, for things are getting out of hand, my friends
Miyamoto-San: I see problem with how people play game. They watch TV and use console and maybe there wires involved I don't know I not play games for long time
Iwata-San: I think we change how TV, console, controller and internet all create game together!
All: Aaaahw yes Mistah Iwatah-San goood idea vewwwy good
Miyamoto-San: Maybe we make them all into beeeeg circle
Iwata-San: yes vewwy good Shigeru no desu ka. What else we must change? What is wrong with games how we can make it better?
Miyamoto-San: I think there too many games. They all the same. People are confused. Let us have less game on Revolution
Iwata-San: Yes Miyamoto-San, vewwy good idea! Game also too compweecated. We make them simple and short and easy to...undahstand. Awso, we no have enough people playing game. We need more people. Let us make Revolution appeal to those who no like to play game! Like old people!
Miyamoto-San: Yes! Vewwy good Iwata! You just as clever as Yamauchi-San! With you we will go far in gaming world!
Yamauchi-San: You ladies want cocktail?
Miyamoto-San: I want Tequila Sunrise with hat!
Iwata-San: I want fewyuh in game insdustry!
Yamauchi-San: I feel like cocktail too!
Iwata-San: What cocktail you want?
Yamauchi-San: My tiny yellow ball on your chin!
Miyamoto-San: Is that cocktail?
Yamauchi-San: Who give a [expletive deleted], I just want put my thing in something greasy!
Shocking stuff