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This Buried Alive was originally started by RM18 and has been passed down to me. I have modified it slightly and added the main part of the match. I have classified this match as a special post-Breakdown match. This means that this is not an official match of sorts but can be used for future storylines and stuff. Hopefully, that is all clear. There will be no bracketed names and The Undertaker’s current shift in character is for this match only or otherwise stated.
We are back at SRW Breakdown, and joining you in the announcers chair is the self-proclaimed ˜Busiest Essay Writing Player in the Game RM18”! Still to come is the much-anticipated Elimination Chamber match, but before that we have ANOTHER first here on SRW Buried Alive Match between the Undertaker and a rejuvenated Brock Lesnar! There is definitely an aura of the unexpected over this PPV, and the first ever Buried Alive match is adding to that.
Last week on an SRW House Show Brock Lesnar gave us a resounding show with a confident victory over Goldberg, a match in which the Undertaker refereed surprisingly down the middle, if anything helping Lesnar - a possible smart psychological ploy, and reminiscent of the Phenom of old. We are just moments away from seeing if that will have any part to play in tonight’s potentially brutal encounter. But first, after a little confusion over what the exact rules of this match up will be, we have organised a little treat (Or maybe not as the case may be), a live video linkup to the one and only
PAUL BEARER, making his first appearance on SRW to tell us the rules!! Over to JR for this
*JR appears on SpecialTron*
JR: Thank you RM18, I am here with Paul Bearer, the former manager of the Undertaker, and his estranged brother Kane, to talk us through the rules of tonight’s Buried Alive match. Paul?
PB: Yes, thank you, and its great to be making my first appearance on SRW, especially on this fantastic setting. Right, lets get down to business - the rules for tonight’s first ever Buried Alive match! At the top of the ramp towards the side of the stage is a small dirt pit, surrounded by tombstones (a sign of things to come? Mwuahahahaha! Ahem), inside of which is an open coffin. The first competitor to
JR: *shouting* MAKE THEIR OPPONENT LOOK LIKE A SCALDED DOG!
PB: No, the fir
JR: A GOVERNMENT MULE!!!!!!1!!11
PB: No, th…
JR: I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS KING, THIS IS BY-GOD HEINOUS!!!111111!!!!!1
*Paul Bearer b!tch-slaps JR into silence*
PB: *picking up an all too familiar gold urn* No, the first opponent to force their opponent into the pit, slamming the coffin shut, and then tipping the dirt on the coffin is the winner. This Buried Alive match is No DQ so we can expect much pain and suffering for a certain Brock Lesnar!
Paul Bearer leaves the interview. Those are the rules, let’s do this!
*Brock Lesnar’s music hits*
Here comes the pain! Brock Lesnar confidently struts down to the ramp after doing his customary jig at the top of the ramp, and he’s actually getting a pretty good reception from this crowd. Brock smiles as he hops over the ropes and waits for his opponent.
*Arena goes black as lights go out*
What the hell?!!?
DONG!
What the hell? The crowd erupt!
DONG!
Can it be? It can’t be?
DONG!!
DONG!!
*Undertaker’s old orchestral music hits*
IT’S THE UNDERTAKER, AND HE’S DRESSED IN ROBES! THE EYES ARE ROLLED BACK!
HE’S GONE BACK TO THE DARK SIDE!!!
And wait, whose that beside him… PAUL BEARER! PAUL BEARER IS WITH HIM!! The Undertaker is coming down the ramp looking utterly demonic and dressed in his old robes in an unbelievable twist to tonight’s proceedings, the Undertaker has returned to the dark side, Paul Bearer has actively returned and the match isn’t even underway yet!
Back in the ring, Brock Lesnar’s early confidence looks utterly shattered! The crowd are going nuts as the Undertaker enters the ring and goes eyeball to eyeball with Brock, who is defiantly standing up to him, but has to flinch as the Undertaker rolls his eyes back, Paul Bearer cackling in the background! What a revelation here folks, the Undertaker has come out not on his motorcycle, but with the returning Paul Bearer to really put a truly evil spin on this already mouth-watering Buried Alive Match! BOOM! The pyros explode as the Undertaker removes his robes. Lets get this match underway!
DING DING DING!
Brock Lesnar leans against the ropes and attempts a clothesline! Nothing! The Undertaker doesn’t even move! He tries again. Nothing! Brock is astounded as he rears back his arm and clubs it against the chest of the Undertaker, who simply won’t go down! Left hook by the Undertaker, and Brock collapses to the mat! Again! Again! Lesnar struggles to the turnbuckle and looks in awe at the Undertaker, then slips out of the ring to try and reassess his strategy.
Brock Lesnar cannot believe that his attacks have had no effect on The Undertaker but Paul Bearer seems intent on showing Lesnar where Taker’s power lies. He keeps shouting out about the urn and it annoys Brock Lesnar enough to go after him! Paul Bearer retreats and Lesnar gets spun round and hit with a hard right hand!
The Undertaker is in complete control and whips Lesnar into the steel steps! The Undertaker puts Lesnar on his shoulder and launches him into the ring post! Lesnar doesn’t know whether he is coming and going! Lesnar is stumbling about and gets whipped…
THROUGH THE BARRIERS!! The Undertaker seems to be brimming with power and is unrelenting in showing it! Brock Lesnar, I think, doesn’t know what has hit him! Brock Lesnar recovers fairly quickly and turns to The Undertaker…
OOOH! The Undertaker just rammed the section of barrier into the gut of Lesnar! SMACK!! Straight over the head! Taker drops the barrier and throws Lesnar back towards the ring. Brock Lesnar looks stunned and rather dazed. The Undertaker signals for the Tombstone! He doesn’t pick Brock Lesnar up and starts working on the announcer’s table! Taker places a monitor right in the middle and puts Brock Lesnar on the table. Taker picks him up, puts him into the Tombstone position…
WHAM!! STRAIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE AND ON THE MONITOR AS WELL!! The crowd are going nuts! It has busted Brock open! Taker seems unstoppable! The Undertaker goes to Paul Bearer and is feeding off the ‘energy’ that is coming from that urn. The Undertaker goes down the ramp way and looks at the pit. He picks up a nearby shovel and heads back towards Lesnar. Lesnar is on his knees trying to get to his feet. Taker comes up to Lesnar and raises the shovel! Lesnar fights for his life with a low blow! Taker drops the shovel and Lesnar…
SMACKS TAKER OVER THE HEAD WITH THE SHOVEL! OOOH! And again! He is repeatedly smacking Taker over the head with that shovel in some kind of attempt to keep him down. Lesnar drops to his knee, holding his head. Taker sits back up! Lesnar reacts to Taker and hits a suplex from behind. Lesnar needs to get a lot of offence in really quick to try to keep the Undertaker down for any amount of time.
Lesnar continues his newfound momentum and picks up Taker in a bear hug position. Lesnar starts squeezing the life out of the Undertaker. Taker is in a bit of trouble now. Taker starts a mini revival with a couple of shots to the head but Lesnar squeezes harder. Lesnar knows that he can’t win the match like this and must cause damage.
Lesnar still has Taker in the bear hug position and charges into the ring post. Taker’s back smacks off the ring post! Lesnar still had Taker in the bear hug and slams Taker onto the floor with a belly-to-belly slam. Lesnar grabs Taker by the head and rams him into the ring post. Lesnar continues his momentum with some sharp kicks to the midsection. He is kicking Taker up towards the pit!
Taker may have been getting kicked towards the pit but he is making it very difficult for Lesnar. Lesnar is reaching the end of his tether and puts Taker on his shoulders! F5!! F5!! ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!! That was vicious! He put all his weight behind that! Lesnar goes and opens the coffin in the pit.
TAKER SITS UP! What is it going to take to keep this man down? Lesnar cannot believe what he is witnessing and quickly goes down and dispatches Taker head first into the big mound of dirt! Lesnar grabs Taker and puts him on his shoulders. He climbs the mound…
F5!! F5!! INTO THE COFFIN!! Lesnar slips slightly after having to do a lot of work and take a lot of punishment to get this far. Lesnar regains his footing and goes to close the coffin. TAKER GRABS LESNAR BY THE THROAT!! Lesnar is struggling to fight out! Taker sits up, still with his hand around Lesnar’s throat…
LESNAR HITS TAKER WITH A SHOVEL!! Taker falls back into the coffin and Lesnar closes the lid! Lesnar has a look of relief on his face but it’s not quite over yet. He needs to dump all the dirt in the scoop of that digger to win completely.
ROCK BOTTOM!! THE CROWD ARE GOING NUTS!! THE ROCK HAS RETURNED AND ROCK BOTTOMED LESNAR ON TOP OF THE COFFIN! The Rock has got a microphone with him!
“Lesnar, you challenged The Great One. Well, I accept your challenge! Just bring it, jabroni!”
The Rock heads into the digger and dumps the dirt into the pit!
Unbeknown to everyone around the arena, Lesnar has won! The Undertaker was still in the coffin! The Rock leaves and Brock somehow manages to get out from all that dirt that was poured on him. He heads to the back and we are left with Paul Bearer standing over the pit, holding the urn aloft. The crowd are in stunned silence! What has become of The Undertaker?
A hand emerges from the dirt as we end our extra coverage from Breakdown!
WINNER: BROCK LESNAR (CHRISSY P)
We are back at SRW Breakdown, and joining you in the announcers chair is the self-proclaimed ˜Busiest Essay Writing Player in the Game RM18”! Still to come is the much-anticipated Elimination Chamber match, but before that we have ANOTHER first here on SRW Buried Alive Match between the Undertaker and a rejuvenated Brock Lesnar! There is definitely an aura of the unexpected over this PPV, and the first ever Buried Alive match is adding to that.
Last week on an SRW House Show Brock Lesnar gave us a resounding show with a confident victory over Goldberg, a match in which the Undertaker refereed surprisingly down the middle, if anything helping Lesnar - a possible smart psychological ploy, and reminiscent of the Phenom of old. We are just moments away from seeing if that will have any part to play in tonight’s potentially brutal encounter. But first, after a little confusion over what the exact rules of this match up will be, we have organised a little treat (Or maybe not as the case may be), a live video linkup to the one and only
PAUL BEARER, making his first appearance on SRW to tell us the rules!! Over to JR for this
*JR appears on SpecialTron*
JR: Thank you RM18, I am here with Paul Bearer, the former manager of the Undertaker, and his estranged brother Kane, to talk us through the rules of tonight’s Buried Alive match. Paul?
PB: Yes, thank you, and its great to be making my first appearance on SRW, especially on this fantastic setting. Right, lets get down to business - the rules for tonight’s first ever Buried Alive match! At the top of the ramp towards the side of the stage is a small dirt pit, surrounded by tombstones (a sign of things to come? Mwuahahahaha! Ahem), inside of which is an open coffin. The first competitor to
JR: *shouting* MAKE THEIR OPPONENT LOOK LIKE A SCALDED DOG!
PB: No, the fir
JR: A GOVERNMENT MULE!!!!!!1!!11
PB: No, th…
JR: I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS KING, THIS IS BY-GOD HEINOUS!!!111111!!!!!1
*Paul Bearer b!tch-slaps JR into silence*
PB: *picking up an all too familiar gold urn* No, the first opponent to force their opponent into the pit, slamming the coffin shut, and then tipping the dirt on the coffin is the winner. This Buried Alive match is No DQ so we can expect much pain and suffering for a certain Brock Lesnar!
Paul Bearer leaves the interview. Those are the rules, let’s do this!
*Brock Lesnar’s music hits*
Here comes the pain! Brock Lesnar confidently struts down to the ramp after doing his customary jig at the top of the ramp, and he’s actually getting a pretty good reception from this crowd. Brock smiles as he hops over the ropes and waits for his opponent.
*Arena goes black as lights go out*
What the hell?!!?
DONG!
What the hell? The crowd erupt!
DONG!
Can it be? It can’t be?
DONG!!
DONG!!
*Undertaker’s old orchestral music hits*
IT’S THE UNDERTAKER, AND HE’S DRESSED IN ROBES! THE EYES ARE ROLLED BACK!
HE’S GONE BACK TO THE DARK SIDE!!!
And wait, whose that beside him… PAUL BEARER! PAUL BEARER IS WITH HIM!! The Undertaker is coming down the ramp looking utterly demonic and dressed in his old robes in an unbelievable twist to tonight’s proceedings, the Undertaker has returned to the dark side, Paul Bearer has actively returned and the match isn’t even underway yet!
Back in the ring, Brock Lesnar’s early confidence looks utterly shattered! The crowd are going nuts as the Undertaker enters the ring and goes eyeball to eyeball with Brock, who is defiantly standing up to him, but has to flinch as the Undertaker rolls his eyes back, Paul Bearer cackling in the background! What a revelation here folks, the Undertaker has come out not on his motorcycle, but with the returning Paul Bearer to really put a truly evil spin on this already mouth-watering Buried Alive Match! BOOM! The pyros explode as the Undertaker removes his robes. Lets get this match underway!
DING DING DING!
Brock Lesnar leans against the ropes and attempts a clothesline! Nothing! The Undertaker doesn’t even move! He tries again. Nothing! Brock is astounded as he rears back his arm and clubs it against the chest of the Undertaker, who simply won’t go down! Left hook by the Undertaker, and Brock collapses to the mat! Again! Again! Lesnar struggles to the turnbuckle and looks in awe at the Undertaker, then slips out of the ring to try and reassess his strategy.
Brock Lesnar cannot believe that his attacks have had no effect on The Undertaker but Paul Bearer seems intent on showing Lesnar where Taker’s power lies. He keeps shouting out about the urn and it annoys Brock Lesnar enough to go after him! Paul Bearer retreats and Lesnar gets spun round and hit with a hard right hand!
The Undertaker is in complete control and whips Lesnar into the steel steps! The Undertaker puts Lesnar on his shoulder and launches him into the ring post! Lesnar doesn’t know whether he is coming and going! Lesnar is stumbling about and gets whipped…
THROUGH THE BARRIERS!! The Undertaker seems to be brimming with power and is unrelenting in showing it! Brock Lesnar, I think, doesn’t know what has hit him! Brock Lesnar recovers fairly quickly and turns to The Undertaker…
OOOH! The Undertaker just rammed the section of barrier into the gut of Lesnar! SMACK!! Straight over the head! Taker drops the barrier and throws Lesnar back towards the ring. Brock Lesnar looks stunned and rather dazed. The Undertaker signals for the Tombstone! He doesn’t pick Brock Lesnar up and starts working on the announcer’s table! Taker places a monitor right in the middle and puts Brock Lesnar on the table. Taker picks him up, puts him into the Tombstone position…
WHAM!! STRAIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE AND ON THE MONITOR AS WELL!! The crowd are going nuts! It has busted Brock open! Taker seems unstoppable! The Undertaker goes to Paul Bearer and is feeding off the ‘energy’ that is coming from that urn. The Undertaker goes down the ramp way and looks at the pit. He picks up a nearby shovel and heads back towards Lesnar. Lesnar is on his knees trying to get to his feet. Taker comes up to Lesnar and raises the shovel! Lesnar fights for his life with a low blow! Taker drops the shovel and Lesnar…
SMACKS TAKER OVER THE HEAD WITH THE SHOVEL! OOOH! And again! He is repeatedly smacking Taker over the head with that shovel in some kind of attempt to keep him down. Lesnar drops to his knee, holding his head. Taker sits back up! Lesnar reacts to Taker and hits a suplex from behind. Lesnar needs to get a lot of offence in really quick to try to keep the Undertaker down for any amount of time.
Lesnar continues his newfound momentum and picks up Taker in a bear hug position. Lesnar starts squeezing the life out of the Undertaker. Taker is in a bit of trouble now. Taker starts a mini revival with a couple of shots to the head but Lesnar squeezes harder. Lesnar knows that he can’t win the match like this and must cause damage.
Lesnar still has Taker in the bear hug position and charges into the ring post. Taker’s back smacks off the ring post! Lesnar still had Taker in the bear hug and slams Taker onto the floor with a belly-to-belly slam. Lesnar grabs Taker by the head and rams him into the ring post. Lesnar continues his momentum with some sharp kicks to the midsection. He is kicking Taker up towards the pit!
Taker may have been getting kicked towards the pit but he is making it very difficult for Lesnar. Lesnar is reaching the end of his tether and puts Taker on his shoulders! F5!! F5!! ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!! That was vicious! He put all his weight behind that! Lesnar goes and opens the coffin in the pit.
TAKER SITS UP! What is it going to take to keep this man down? Lesnar cannot believe what he is witnessing and quickly goes down and dispatches Taker head first into the big mound of dirt! Lesnar grabs Taker and puts him on his shoulders. He climbs the mound…
F5!! F5!! INTO THE COFFIN!! Lesnar slips slightly after having to do a lot of work and take a lot of punishment to get this far. Lesnar regains his footing and goes to close the coffin. TAKER GRABS LESNAR BY THE THROAT!! Lesnar is struggling to fight out! Taker sits up, still with his hand around Lesnar’s throat…
LESNAR HITS TAKER WITH A SHOVEL!! Taker falls back into the coffin and Lesnar closes the lid! Lesnar has a look of relief on his face but it’s not quite over yet. He needs to dump all the dirt in the scoop of that digger to win completely.
ROCK BOTTOM!! THE CROWD ARE GOING NUTS!! THE ROCK HAS RETURNED AND ROCK BOTTOMED LESNAR ON TOP OF THE COFFIN! The Rock has got a microphone with him!
“Lesnar, you challenged The Great One. Well, I accept your challenge! Just bring it, jabroni!”
The Rock heads into the digger and dumps the dirt into the pit!
Unbeknown to everyone around the arena, Lesnar has won! The Undertaker was still in the coffin! The Rock leaves and Brock somehow manages to get out from all that dirt that was poured on him. He heads to the back and we are left with Paul Bearer standing over the pit, holding the urn aloft. The crowd are in stunned silence! What has become of The Undertaker?
A hand emerges from the dirt as we end our extra coverage from Breakdown!
WINNER: BROCK LESNAR (CHRISSY P)
Jae wrote:
> Anyway... Who's doing next Eclipse? :)
I haven't heard anything about it yet. Thanks for the comments. RM18 wrote the intro and the first paragraph of the match.
> Anyway... Who's doing next Eclipse? :)
I haven't heard anything about it yet. Thanks for the comments. RM18 wrote the intro and the first paragraph of the match.
Yah. Top match. I was surprised at the Darkside turn. It seemed to play a large part in the match and make it better than it would have been in my view. I think we should keep him like that... :D Well done Matt.
As for the title shot. He has got a point. I didn't remember it but I suppose that thats because it was so long ago!
Anyway... Who's doing next Eclipse? :)
As for the title shot. He has got a point. I didn't remember it but I suppose that thats because it was so long ago!
Anyway... Who's doing next Eclipse? :)
Could go with both. Title shot, and The Rock could interfere or be special guest referee. Maybes.
I didn't remember that and I didn't research the story behind the match. I went with what I remembered. It's up to the person who does Eclipse. They can go with The Rock line, the title line or start a whole new line.
It did say something about the title, look The Undertaker said this :
"Oh, and as an extra incentive to you...I've been talking to a few people, and the winner of the match at the PPV...will fight for the SRW Title the next week on Eclipse!"
So there. :D
Please include in story line! Please include in story line!
"Oh, and as an extra incentive to you...I've been talking to a few people, and the winner of the match at the PPV...will fight for the SRW Title the next week on Eclipse!"
So there. :D
Please include in story line! Please include in story line!
Chrissy.P wrote:
> WAHOO!!! I WIN!!! AND GET A SHOT AT THE SRW TITLE!!!
>
> Anyway great match both of you, bringing back the old Undertaker (are
> we keeping him like that?), and great action every match. And to top
> it off I won! The Rock shall pay. Good match anyway. :D
Erm, I classified this as an unofficial match which can be used in storylines.
I don't recall much of the feud but I remember that Brock challenged the Rock but the Undertaker got in Brock's face. The Rock accepted the challenge here. I don't recall ever hearing about title shots. I don't even think the next challenger has been identified yet.
Anyway, I saw this match as a bit of fun as Breakdown had officially finished and the fact that RM18 might have done something different.
Thanks for the comment anyway. :)
> WAHOO!!! I WIN!!! AND GET A SHOT AT THE SRW TITLE!!!
>
> Anyway great match both of you, bringing back the old Undertaker (are
> we keeping him like that?), and great action every match. And to top
> it off I won! The Rock shall pay. Good match anyway. :D
Erm, I classified this as an unofficial match which can be used in storylines.
I don't recall much of the feud but I remember that Brock challenged the Rock but the Undertaker got in Brock's face. The Rock accepted the challenge here. I don't recall ever hearing about title shots. I don't even think the next challenger has been identified yet.
Anyway, I saw this match as a bit of fun as Breakdown had officially finished and the fact that RM18 might have done something different.
Thanks for the comment anyway. :)
WAHOO!!! I WIN!!! AND GET A SHOT AT THE SRW TITLE!!!
Anyway great match both of you, bringing back the old Undertaker (are we keeping him like that?), and great action every match. And to top it off I won! The Rock shall pay. Good match anyway. :D
Anyway great match both of you, bringing back the old Undertaker (are we keeping him like that?), and great action every match. And to top it off I won! The Rock shall pay. Good match anyway. :D
This Buried Alive was originally started by RM18 and has been passed down to me. I have modified it slightly and added the main part of the match. I have classified this match as a special post-Breakdown match. This means that this is not an official match of sorts but can be used for future storylines and stuff. Hopefully, that is all clear. There will be no bracketed names and The Undertaker’s current shift in character is for this match only or otherwise stated.
We are back at SRW Breakdown, and joining you in the announcers chair is the self-proclaimed ˜Busiest Essay Writing Player in the Game RM18”! Still to come is the much-anticipated Elimination Chamber match, but before that we have ANOTHER first here on SRW Buried Alive Match between the Undertaker and a rejuvenated Brock Lesnar! There is definitely an aura of the unexpected over this PPV, and the first ever Buried Alive match is adding to that.
Last week on an SRW House Show Brock Lesnar gave us a resounding show with a confident victory over Goldberg, a match in which the Undertaker refereed surprisingly down the middle, if anything helping Lesnar - a possible smart psychological ploy, and reminiscent of the Phenom of old. We are just moments away from seeing if that will have any part to play in tonight’s potentially brutal encounter. But first, after a little confusion over what the exact rules of this match up will be, we have organised a little treat (Or maybe not as the case may be), a live video linkup to the one and only
PAUL BEARER, making his first appearance on SRW to tell us the rules!! Over to JR for this
*JR appears on SpecialTron*
JR: Thank you RM18, I am here with Paul Bearer, the former manager of the Undertaker, and his estranged brother Kane, to talk us through the rules of tonight’s Buried Alive match. Paul?
PB: Yes, thank you, and its great to be making my first appearance on SRW, especially on this fantastic setting. Right, lets get down to business - the rules for tonight’s first ever Buried Alive match! At the top of the ramp towards the side of the stage is a small dirt pit, surrounded by tombstones (a sign of things to come? Mwuahahahaha! Ahem), inside of which is an open coffin. The first competitor to
JR: *shouting* MAKE THEIR OPPONENT LOOK LIKE A SCALDED DOG!
PB: No, the fir
JR: A GOVERNMENT MULE!!!!!!1!!11
PB: No, th…
JR: I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS KING, THIS IS BY-GOD HEINOUS!!!111111!!!!!1
*Paul Bearer b!tch-slaps JR into silence*
PB: *picking up an all too familiar gold urn* No, the first opponent to force their opponent into the pit, slamming the coffin shut, and then tipping the dirt on the coffin is the winner. This Buried Alive match is No DQ so we can expect much pain and suffering for a certain Brock Lesnar!
Paul Bearer leaves the interview. Those are the rules, let’s do this!
*Brock Lesnar’s music hits*
Here comes the pain! Brock Lesnar confidently struts down to the ramp after doing his customary jig at the top of the ramp, and he’s actually getting a pretty good reception from this crowd. Brock smiles as he hops over the ropes and waits for his opponent.
*Arena goes black as lights go out*
What the hell?!!?
DONG!
What the hell? The crowd erupt!
DONG!
Can it be? It can’t be?
DONG!!
DONG!!
*Undertaker’s old orchestral music hits*
IT’S THE UNDERTAKER, AND HE’S DRESSED IN ROBES! THE EYES ARE ROLLED BACK!
HE’S GONE BACK TO THE DARK SIDE!!!
And wait, whose that beside him… PAUL BEARER! PAUL BEARER IS WITH HIM!! The Undertaker is coming down the ramp looking utterly demonic and dressed in his old robes in an unbelievable twist to tonight’s proceedings, the Undertaker has returned to the dark side, Paul Bearer has actively returned and the match isn’t even underway yet!
Back in the ring, Brock Lesnar’s early confidence looks utterly shattered! The crowd are going nuts as the Undertaker enters the ring and goes eyeball to eyeball with Brock, who is defiantly standing up to him, but has to flinch as the Undertaker rolls his eyes back, Paul Bearer cackling in the background! What a revelation here folks, the Undertaker has come out not on his motorcycle, but with the returning Paul Bearer to really put a truly evil spin on this already mouth-watering Buried Alive Match! BOOM! The pyros explode as the Undertaker removes his robes. Lets get this match underway!
DING DING DING!
Brock Lesnar leans against the ropes and attempts a clothesline! Nothing! The Undertaker doesn’t even move! He tries again. Nothing! Brock is astounded as he rears back his arm and clubs it against the chest of the Undertaker, who simply won’t go down! Left hook by the Undertaker, and Brock collapses to the mat! Again! Again! Lesnar struggles to the turnbuckle and looks in awe at the Undertaker, then slips out of the ring to try and reassess his strategy.
Brock Lesnar cannot believe that his attacks have had no effect on The Undertaker but Paul Bearer seems intent on showing Lesnar where Taker’s power lies. He keeps shouting out about the urn and it annoys Brock Lesnar enough to go after him! Paul Bearer retreats and Lesnar gets spun round and hit with a hard right hand!
The Undertaker is in complete control and whips Lesnar into the steel steps! The Undertaker puts Lesnar on his shoulder and launches him into the ring post! Lesnar doesn’t know whether he is coming and going! Lesnar is stumbling about and gets whipped…
THROUGH THE BARRIERS!! The Undertaker seems to be brimming with power and is unrelenting in showing it! Brock Lesnar, I think, doesn’t know what has hit him! Brock Lesnar recovers fairly quickly and turns to The Undertaker…
OOOH! The Undertaker just rammed the section of barrier into the gut of Lesnar! SMACK!! Straight over the head! Taker drops the barrier and throws Lesnar back towards the ring. Brock Lesnar looks stunned and rather dazed. The Undertaker signals for the Tombstone! He doesn’t pick Brock Lesnar up and starts working on the announcer’s table! Taker places a monitor right in the middle and puts Brock Lesnar on the table. Taker picks him up, puts him into the Tombstone position…
WHAM!! STRAIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE AND ON THE MONITOR AS WELL!! The crowd are going nuts! It has busted Brock open! Taker seems unstoppable! The Undertaker goes to Paul Bearer and is feeding off the ‘energy’ that is coming from that urn. The Undertaker goes down the ramp way and looks at the pit. He picks up a nearby shovel and heads back towards Lesnar. Lesnar is on his knees trying to get to his feet. Taker comes up to Lesnar and raises the shovel! Lesnar fights for his life with a low blow! Taker drops the shovel and Lesnar…
SMACKS TAKER OVER THE HEAD WITH THE SHOVEL! OOOH! And again! He is repeatedly smacking Taker over the head with that shovel in some kind of attempt to keep him down. Lesnar drops to his knee, holding his head. Taker sits back up! Lesnar reacts to Taker and hits a suplex from behind. Lesnar needs to get a lot of offence in really quick to try to keep the Undertaker down for any amount of time.
Lesnar continues his newfound momentum and picks up Taker in a bear hug position. Lesnar starts squeezing the life out of the Undertaker. Taker is in a bit of trouble now. Taker starts a mini revival with a couple of shots to the head but Lesnar squeezes harder. Lesnar knows that he can’t win the match like this and must cause damage.
Lesnar still has Taker in the bear hug position and charges into the ring post. Taker’s back smacks off the ring post! Lesnar still had Taker in the bear hug and slams Taker onto the floor with a belly-to-belly slam. Lesnar grabs Taker by the head and rams him into the ring post. Lesnar continues his momentum with some sharp kicks to the midsection. He is kicking Taker up towards the pit!
Taker may have been getting kicked towards the pit but he is making it very difficult for Lesnar. Lesnar is reaching the end of his tether and puts Taker on his shoulders! F5!! F5!! ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!! That was vicious! He put all his weight behind that! Lesnar goes and opens the coffin in the pit.
TAKER SITS UP! What is it going to take to keep this man down? Lesnar cannot believe what he is witnessing and quickly goes down and dispatches Taker head first into the big mound of dirt! Lesnar grabs Taker and puts him on his shoulders. He climbs the mound…
F5!! F5!! INTO THE COFFIN!! Lesnar slips slightly after having to do a lot of work and take a lot of punishment to get this far. Lesnar regains his footing and goes to close the coffin. TAKER GRABS LESNAR BY THE THROAT!! Lesnar is struggling to fight out! Taker sits up, still with his hand around Lesnar’s throat…
LESNAR HITS TAKER WITH A SHOVEL!! Taker falls back into the coffin and Lesnar closes the lid! Lesnar has a look of relief on his face but it’s not quite over yet. He needs to dump all the dirt in the scoop of that digger to win completely.
ROCK BOTTOM!! THE CROWD ARE GOING NUTS!! THE ROCK HAS RETURNED AND ROCK BOTTOMED LESNAR ON TOP OF THE COFFIN! The Rock has got a microphone with him!
“Lesnar, you challenged The Great One. Well, I accept your challenge! Just bring it, jabroni!”
The Rock heads into the digger and dumps the dirt into the pit!
Unbeknown to everyone around the arena, Lesnar has won! The Undertaker was still in the coffin! The Rock leaves and Brock somehow manages to get out from all that dirt that was poured on him. He heads to the back and we are left with Paul Bearer standing over the pit, holding the urn aloft. The crowd are in stunned silence! What has become of The Undertaker?
A hand emerges from the dirt as we end our extra coverage from Breakdown!
WINNER: BROCK LESNAR (CHRISSY P)
We are back at SRW Breakdown, and joining you in the announcers chair is the self-proclaimed ˜Busiest Essay Writing Player in the Game RM18”! Still to come is the much-anticipated Elimination Chamber match, but before that we have ANOTHER first here on SRW Buried Alive Match between the Undertaker and a rejuvenated Brock Lesnar! There is definitely an aura of the unexpected over this PPV, and the first ever Buried Alive match is adding to that.
Last week on an SRW House Show Brock Lesnar gave us a resounding show with a confident victory over Goldberg, a match in which the Undertaker refereed surprisingly down the middle, if anything helping Lesnar - a possible smart psychological ploy, and reminiscent of the Phenom of old. We are just moments away from seeing if that will have any part to play in tonight’s potentially brutal encounter. But first, after a little confusion over what the exact rules of this match up will be, we have organised a little treat (Or maybe not as the case may be), a live video linkup to the one and only
PAUL BEARER, making his first appearance on SRW to tell us the rules!! Over to JR for this
*JR appears on SpecialTron*
JR: Thank you RM18, I am here with Paul Bearer, the former manager of the Undertaker, and his estranged brother Kane, to talk us through the rules of tonight’s Buried Alive match. Paul?
PB: Yes, thank you, and its great to be making my first appearance on SRW, especially on this fantastic setting. Right, lets get down to business - the rules for tonight’s first ever Buried Alive match! At the top of the ramp towards the side of the stage is a small dirt pit, surrounded by tombstones (a sign of things to come? Mwuahahahaha! Ahem), inside of which is an open coffin. The first competitor to
JR: *shouting* MAKE THEIR OPPONENT LOOK LIKE A SCALDED DOG!
PB: No, the fir
JR: A GOVERNMENT MULE!!!!!!1!!11
PB: No, th…
JR: I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS KING, THIS IS BY-GOD HEINOUS!!!111111!!!!!1
*Paul Bearer b!tch-slaps JR into silence*
PB: *picking up an all too familiar gold urn* No, the first opponent to force their opponent into the pit, slamming the coffin shut, and then tipping the dirt on the coffin is the winner. This Buried Alive match is No DQ so we can expect much pain and suffering for a certain Brock Lesnar!
Paul Bearer leaves the interview. Those are the rules, let’s do this!
*Brock Lesnar’s music hits*
Here comes the pain! Brock Lesnar confidently struts down to the ramp after doing his customary jig at the top of the ramp, and he’s actually getting a pretty good reception from this crowd. Brock smiles as he hops over the ropes and waits for his opponent.
*Arena goes black as lights go out*
What the hell?!!?
DONG!
What the hell? The crowd erupt!
DONG!
Can it be? It can’t be?
DONG!!
DONG!!
*Undertaker’s old orchestral music hits*
IT’S THE UNDERTAKER, AND HE’S DRESSED IN ROBES! THE EYES ARE ROLLED BACK!
HE’S GONE BACK TO THE DARK SIDE!!!
And wait, whose that beside him… PAUL BEARER! PAUL BEARER IS WITH HIM!! The Undertaker is coming down the ramp looking utterly demonic and dressed in his old robes in an unbelievable twist to tonight’s proceedings, the Undertaker has returned to the dark side, Paul Bearer has actively returned and the match isn’t even underway yet!
Back in the ring, Brock Lesnar’s early confidence looks utterly shattered! The crowd are going nuts as the Undertaker enters the ring and goes eyeball to eyeball with Brock, who is defiantly standing up to him, but has to flinch as the Undertaker rolls his eyes back, Paul Bearer cackling in the background! What a revelation here folks, the Undertaker has come out not on his motorcycle, but with the returning Paul Bearer to really put a truly evil spin on this already mouth-watering Buried Alive Match! BOOM! The pyros explode as the Undertaker removes his robes. Lets get this match underway!
DING DING DING!
Brock Lesnar leans against the ropes and attempts a clothesline! Nothing! The Undertaker doesn’t even move! He tries again. Nothing! Brock is astounded as he rears back his arm and clubs it against the chest of the Undertaker, who simply won’t go down! Left hook by the Undertaker, and Brock collapses to the mat! Again! Again! Lesnar struggles to the turnbuckle and looks in awe at the Undertaker, then slips out of the ring to try and reassess his strategy.
Brock Lesnar cannot believe that his attacks have had no effect on The Undertaker but Paul Bearer seems intent on showing Lesnar where Taker’s power lies. He keeps shouting out about the urn and it annoys Brock Lesnar enough to go after him! Paul Bearer retreats and Lesnar gets spun round and hit with a hard right hand!
The Undertaker is in complete control and whips Lesnar into the steel steps! The Undertaker puts Lesnar on his shoulder and launches him into the ring post! Lesnar doesn’t know whether he is coming and going! Lesnar is stumbling about and gets whipped…
THROUGH THE BARRIERS!! The Undertaker seems to be brimming with power and is unrelenting in showing it! Brock Lesnar, I think, doesn’t know what has hit him! Brock Lesnar recovers fairly quickly and turns to The Undertaker…
OOOH! The Undertaker just rammed the section of barrier into the gut of Lesnar! SMACK!! Straight over the head! Taker drops the barrier and throws Lesnar back towards the ring. Brock Lesnar looks stunned and rather dazed. The Undertaker signals for the Tombstone! He doesn’t pick Brock Lesnar up and starts working on the announcer’s table! Taker places a monitor right in the middle and puts Brock Lesnar on the table. Taker picks him up, puts him into the Tombstone position…
WHAM!! STRAIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE AND ON THE MONITOR AS WELL!! The crowd are going nuts! It has busted Brock open! Taker seems unstoppable! The Undertaker goes to Paul Bearer and is feeding off the ‘energy’ that is coming from that urn. The Undertaker goes down the ramp way and looks at the pit. He picks up a nearby shovel and heads back towards Lesnar. Lesnar is on his knees trying to get to his feet. Taker comes up to Lesnar and raises the shovel! Lesnar fights for his life with a low blow! Taker drops the shovel and Lesnar…
SMACKS TAKER OVER THE HEAD WITH THE SHOVEL! OOOH! And again! He is repeatedly smacking Taker over the head with that shovel in some kind of attempt to keep him down. Lesnar drops to his knee, holding his head. Taker sits back up! Lesnar reacts to Taker and hits a suplex from behind. Lesnar needs to get a lot of offence in really quick to try to keep the Undertaker down for any amount of time.
Lesnar continues his newfound momentum and picks up Taker in a bear hug position. Lesnar starts squeezing the life out of the Undertaker. Taker is in a bit of trouble now. Taker starts a mini revival with a couple of shots to the head but Lesnar squeezes harder. Lesnar knows that he can’t win the match like this and must cause damage.
Lesnar still has Taker in the bear hug position and charges into the ring post. Taker’s back smacks off the ring post! Lesnar still had Taker in the bear hug and slams Taker onto the floor with a belly-to-belly slam. Lesnar grabs Taker by the head and rams him into the ring post. Lesnar continues his momentum with some sharp kicks to the midsection. He is kicking Taker up towards the pit!
Taker may have been getting kicked towards the pit but he is making it very difficult for Lesnar. Lesnar is reaching the end of his tether and puts Taker on his shoulders! F5!! F5!! ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!! That was vicious! He put all his weight behind that! Lesnar goes and opens the coffin in the pit.
TAKER SITS UP! What is it going to take to keep this man down? Lesnar cannot believe what he is witnessing and quickly goes down and dispatches Taker head first into the big mound of dirt! Lesnar grabs Taker and puts him on his shoulders. He climbs the mound…
F5!! F5!! INTO THE COFFIN!! Lesnar slips slightly after having to do a lot of work and take a lot of punishment to get this far. Lesnar regains his footing and goes to close the coffin. TAKER GRABS LESNAR BY THE THROAT!! Lesnar is struggling to fight out! Taker sits up, still with his hand around Lesnar’s throat…
LESNAR HITS TAKER WITH A SHOVEL!! Taker falls back into the coffin and Lesnar closes the lid! Lesnar has a look of relief on his face but it’s not quite over yet. He needs to dump all the dirt in the scoop of that digger to win completely.
ROCK BOTTOM!! THE CROWD ARE GOING NUTS!! THE ROCK HAS RETURNED AND ROCK BOTTOMED LESNAR ON TOP OF THE COFFIN! The Rock has got a microphone with him!
“Lesnar, you challenged The Great One. Well, I accept your challenge! Just bring it, jabroni!”
The Rock heads into the digger and dumps the dirt into the pit!
Unbeknown to everyone around the arena, Lesnar has won! The Undertaker was still in the coffin! The Rock leaves and Brock somehow manages to get out from all that dirt that was poured on him. He heads to the back and we are left with Paul Bearer standing over the pit, holding the urn aloft. The crowd are in stunned silence! What has become of The Undertaker?
A hand emerges from the dirt as we end our extra coverage from Breakdown!
WINNER: BROCK LESNAR (CHRISSY P)