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"Christmas is just around the corner......"

i get £100 for christmas, but i get £500 4 my birthday.
how much do u get?
what r u getting 4 christmas?
Im an elf and if u tell me what presents u want i will tell santa and he will deliver it to u during the next 24 hours.
P.S. postage costs are £10!!!
HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO !!!

This topic makes me weep for the retarded youth of today.

Bah must go and attempt some science work.

Buh bye

Mwah am 16.

hey i meant to ask u this last night, how old r u?

not bad!

Winglad wrote:
> SPANKER and MORBO its WINGLAD, wot a night!

I recognised you from the name who posted that message.

Did she have a nice night then? lol

I Iz so kewl i tlk lik tis cos i iz 'ard

SPANKER and MORBO its WINGLAD, wot a night!

what did the turkey get for christmas?

a go on the big neck slitting machine.



hey, you try and deny the fact that more turkeys will be slaughtered in a couple of months, than are all year round.

still, I read somewhere that turkeys like being killed. and they taste so damn great.

gobble gobble go..SL-KRUNK ..... *silence*
:D

Emperor Bob wrote:
> Personally I am happy just to have a loving family and a first world
> middle class lifestyle. Anything else is just a bonus.