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I was watching "My Little Eye" last night in bed about midnight (A great film actually, only £5 too!) it was nearing the end of the film and I began to feel bunged up so I went to blow my nose. Nothing, it was still bunged up. So, I blew it extra hard and KAPOW, I went deaf and I began to feel immensely drunk. Only not happily drunk, like at that stage when you realise you should have stopped drinking 6 cans of lager ago. With this came blurred vision like I have never had before, I thought it would be momentary and tried to focus on something (the tv) but my vision kept swaying back and forth relentlessly.
"Sh**, I thought, I've gone and duffed up my eyes!" I also felt sick and dizzy. So, I stood up to go to the bathroom, I came to the conclusion cold water splashed on my face would cure me, but when I stood up out of bed I fell over (in my immitation-drunk state). I went and hurled up into the toilet and felt totally fine. How utterly odd!
The moral? Don't blow your nose!
"Sh**, I thought, I've gone and duffed up my eyes!" I also felt sick and dizzy. So, I stood up to go to the bathroom, I came to the conclusion cold water splashed on my face would cure me, but when I stood up out of bed I fell over (in my immitation-drunk state). I went and hurled up into the toilet and felt totally fine. How utterly odd!
The moral? Don't blow your nose!
Don't you think the mansize kleenex just screams "Masturbation wipes".
They should be renamed "wankies"
They should be renamed "wankies"
Kyz21 wrote:
> *cowers from the kleenex*
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It's OK, you can always use it for that OTHER thing.
Yes, that's right. Cleaning up spilt coke.
> *cowers from the kleenex*
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It's OK, you can always use it for that OTHER thing.
Yes, that's right. Cleaning up spilt coke.
I'm scared to blow my nose...
*cowers from the kleenex*
*cowers from the kleenex*
Eerie
*waves hands*
*waves hands*
Probably pressure from the nose blowing caused your ears to block hearing. I think there's some sort of tube the connects your nose to your ears (don't quote me on it...) and it got blocked up causing the deafness.
I sometimes have strange moments like that - one time I was at work and this "black mist" shrouded my eyes for roughly 10 seconds.
I sometimes have strange moments like that - one time I was at work and this "black mist" shrouded my eyes for roughly 10 seconds.
Don't quote the entire message please, it looks untidy.
Kyz21 wrote:
> I was watching "My Little Eye" last night in bed about
> midnight (A great film actually, only £5 too!) it was nearing
> the end of the film and I began to feel bunged up so I went to blow
> my nose. Nothing, it was still bunged up. So, I blew it extra hard
> and KAPOW, I went deaf and I began to feel immensely drunk. Only not
> happily drunk, like at that stage when you realise you should have
> stopped drinking 6 cans of lager ago. With this came blurred vision
> like I have never had before, I thought it would be momentary and
> tried to focus on something (the tv) but my vision kept swaying back
> and forth relentlessly.
>
> "Sh**, I thought, I've gone and duffed up my eyes!" I also
> felt sick and dizzy. So, I stood up to go to the bathroom, I came to
> the conclusion cold water splashed on my face would cure me, but when
> I stood up out of bed I fell over (in my immitation-drunk state). I
> went and hurled up into the toilet and felt totally fine. How utterly
> odd!
>
> The moral? Don't blow your nose!
When you blew your tonsils could have hit the back of your throat which made you puke.
Or something was stuck up your nose...
> I was watching "My Little Eye" last night in bed about
> midnight (A great film actually, only £5 too!) it was nearing
> the end of the film and I began to feel bunged up so I went to blow
> my nose. Nothing, it was still bunged up. So, I blew it extra hard
> and KAPOW, I went deaf and I began to feel immensely drunk. Only not
> happily drunk, like at that stage when you realise you should have
> stopped drinking 6 cans of lager ago. With this came blurred vision
> like I have never had before, I thought it would be momentary and
> tried to focus on something (the tv) but my vision kept swaying back
> and forth relentlessly.
>
> "Sh**, I thought, I've gone and duffed up my eyes!" I also
> felt sick and dizzy. So, I stood up to go to the bathroom, I came to
> the conclusion cold water splashed on my face would cure me, but when
> I stood up out of bed I fell over (in my immitation-drunk state). I
> went and hurled up into the toilet and felt totally fine. How utterly
> odd!
>
> The moral? Don't blow your nose!
When you blew your tonsils could have hit the back of your throat which made you puke.
Or something was stuck up your nose...
I was watching "My Little Eye" last night in bed about midnight (A great film actually, only £5 too!) it was nearing the end of the film and I began to feel bunged up so I went to blow my nose. Nothing, it was still bunged up. So, I blew it extra hard and KAPOW, I went deaf and I began to feel immensely drunk. Only not happily drunk, like at that stage when you realise you should have stopped drinking 6 cans of lager ago. With this came blurred vision like I have never had before, I thought it would be momentary and tried to focus on something (the tv) but my vision kept swaying back and forth relentlessly.
"Sh**, I thought, I've gone and duffed up my eyes!" I also felt sick and dizzy. So, I stood up to go to the bathroom, I came to the conclusion cold water splashed on my face would cure me, but when I stood up out of bed I fell over (in my immitation-drunk state). I went and hurled up into the toilet and felt totally fine. How utterly odd!
The moral? Don't blow your nose!
"Sh**, I thought, I've gone and duffed up my eyes!" I also felt sick and dizzy. So, I stood up to go to the bathroom, I came to the conclusion cold water splashed on my face would cure me, but when I stood up out of bed I fell over (in my immitation-drunk state). I went and hurled up into the toilet and felt totally fine. How utterly odd!
The moral? Don't blow your nose!