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The Following Story Is True, and i apoligise to everyone in advance, people who are badly effected by pirates should not be allowed to see this, thank you for your time, NSA.
My Visit To Curries...
I went in with my brother he was after something or other and he had seen the same thing in PC World but he thought it was to expensive so we both went into Curries and we found the item. It appeared to have no apparent price tag on it, so my brother went up to this man at the desk and asked, he said "40 Quid". But it was only meant to cost £15, very odd. The man behind the desk the one my brother asked appeared to look like a Pirate, he had an Earring and a bandanna on his head. Well we both left the shop with nothing and then we came back and there were two Pirates this time! The one before and a new one who also had an ear ring and a bandanna and one of his eyes was crazy if you know what I mean, all over the place (not rolling).
So my brother and me left the shop thinking "What a shop they have pirates serving you..."
***
In my story I mentioned one of the pirates having a crazy eye, looking every where and at everyone. He obviously had no control over his eye as it began to purr in his eye socket, back and fourth and eventually coming to a halt on a little boy who was looking at the PC Games, he immediately ran out of the shop screaming on to the street near by. The pirate began to grunt and muttered "Odd boy..." The smell of Brandy fresh on his lips. His crazy eye then became calm and he carried on swigging his whisky and brandy back.
Thats my story and heres my questions:
Now what I want to know is why was there a pirate, who obviously needed help, serving us? (The pirate in the end did not serve us and continued to swig all that Brandy back)
Also how did this man ever get his job when his clear thrill was to scare little boys out into the main road?
My Visit To Curries...
I went in with my brother he was after something or other and he had seen the same thing in PC World but he thought it was to expensive so we both went into Curries and we found the item. It appeared to have no apparent price tag on it, so my brother went up to this man at the desk and asked, he said "40 Quid". But it was only meant to cost £15, very odd. The man behind the desk the one my brother asked appeared to look like a Pirate, he had an Earring and a bandanna on his head. Well we both left the shop with nothing and then we came back and there were two Pirates this time! The one before and a new one who also had an ear ring and a bandanna and one of his eyes was crazy if you know what I mean, all over the place (not rolling).
So my brother and me left the shop thinking "What a shop they have pirates serving you..."
***
In my story I mentioned one of the pirates having a crazy eye, looking every where and at everyone. He obviously had no control over his eye as it began to purr in his eye socket, back and fourth and eventually coming to a halt on a little boy who was looking at the PC Games, he immediately ran out of the shop screaming on to the street near by. The pirate began to grunt and muttered "Odd boy..." The smell of Brandy fresh on his lips. His crazy eye then became calm and he carried on swigging his whisky and brandy back.
Thats my story and heres my questions:
Now what I want to know is why was there a pirate, who obviously needed help, serving us? (The pirate in the end did not serve us and continued to swig all that Brandy back)
Also how did this man ever get his job when his clear thrill was to scare little boys out into the main road?
Emperor Bob wrote:
> Gigz I told you to stay away from the nurses.
>
> Now do as I say or suffer the consequences.
That sounds like witch talk to me young lady...
> Gigz I told you to stay away from the nurses.
>
> Now do as I say or suffer the consequences.
That sounds like witch talk to me young lady...
Gigz I told you to stay away from the nurses.
Now do as I say or suffer the consequences.
Now do as I say or suffer the consequences.
After that mistake in the title are there any comments about the actual true story?
EL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> *currys.
Damn.
> *currys.
Damn.
*currys.
The Following Story Is True, and i apoligise to everyone in advance, people who are badly effected by pirates should not be allowed to see this, thank you for your time, NSA.
My Visit To Curries...
I went in with my brother he was after something or other and he had seen the same thing in PC World but he thought it was to expensive so we both went into Curries and we found the item. It appeared to have no apparent price tag on it, so my brother went up to this man at the desk and asked, he said "40 Quid". But it was only meant to cost £15, very odd. The man behind the desk the one my brother asked appeared to look like a Pirate, he had an Earring and a bandanna on his head. Well we both left the shop with nothing and then we came back and there were two Pirates this time! The one before and a new one who also had an ear ring and a bandanna and one of his eyes was crazy if you know what I mean, all over the place (not rolling).
So my brother and me left the shop thinking "What a shop they have pirates serving you..."
***
In my story I mentioned one of the pirates having a crazy eye, looking every where and at everyone. He obviously had no control over his eye as it began to purr in his eye socket, back and fourth and eventually coming to a halt on a little boy who was looking at the PC Games, he immediately ran out of the shop screaming on to the street near by. The pirate began to grunt and muttered "Odd boy..." The smell of Brandy fresh on his lips. His crazy eye then became calm and he carried on swigging his whisky and brandy back.
Thats my story and heres my questions:
Now what I want to know is why was there a pirate, who obviously needed help, serving us? (The pirate in the end did not serve us and continued to swig all that Brandy back)
Also how did this man ever get his job when his clear thrill was to scare little boys out into the main road?
My Visit To Curries...
I went in with my brother he was after something or other and he had seen the same thing in PC World but he thought it was to expensive so we both went into Curries and we found the item. It appeared to have no apparent price tag on it, so my brother went up to this man at the desk and asked, he said "40 Quid". But it was only meant to cost £15, very odd. The man behind the desk the one my brother asked appeared to look like a Pirate, he had an Earring and a bandanna on his head. Well we both left the shop with nothing and then we came back and there were two Pirates this time! The one before and a new one who also had an ear ring and a bandanna and one of his eyes was crazy if you know what I mean, all over the place (not rolling).
So my brother and me left the shop thinking "What a shop they have pirates serving you..."
***
In my story I mentioned one of the pirates having a crazy eye, looking every where and at everyone. He obviously had no control over his eye as it began to purr in his eye socket, back and fourth and eventually coming to a halt on a little boy who was looking at the PC Games, he immediately ran out of the shop screaming on to the street near by. The pirate began to grunt and muttered "Odd boy..." The smell of Brandy fresh on his lips. His crazy eye then became calm and he carried on swigging his whisky and brandy back.
Thats my story and heres my questions:
Now what I want to know is why was there a pirate, who obviously needed help, serving us? (The pirate in the end did not serve us and continued to swig all that Brandy back)
Also how did this man ever get his job when his clear thrill was to scare little boys out into the main road?