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Hes ugly,
Hes annoying,
Hes a big head,
And hes definately not a Guru!
Oh yeh, and his mobile is rubbish.
HULK SMAAAASH!!
The presenters are moronic daaarn wiv it so solid crew rejects, who've never even played on a console nevermind even won some tournament.
The guru is an ex Burger King employee who got the sack for * off over the fryers.
The kids on it are all illegal imagrents and ginger. Someone should tell them it's not cool to act like some gimp whos had too many jelly babies.
And CHRIST the reviewers are mongs too.
See, now you've made me angry and you wouldn't like me when I'm angr...
> Dont u think the Guru is one plonker?
> Hes ugly,
> Hes annoying,
> Hes a big head,
> And hes definately not a Guru!
> Oh yeh, and his mobile is rubbish.
Its YOU!!!
Hes ugly,
Hes annoying,
Hes a big head,
And hes definately not a Guru!
Oh yeh, and his mobile is rubbish.