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I know there have been a few of these lately but I just wanted to put the record straight with the following:
God made men and women to complement each other with the unique traits each were given:
WOMEN
Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy, and laugh when they are nervous.
Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend, after a snowy drive
home.
They are child care workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes, and your neighbors.
They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms.
They fight for what they believe in. They stand up against injustice.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving.
They are smart-they know that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point.
Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable.
Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.
They live in houses, apartments and cabins.
They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin.
Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want in return is a hug, a smile, and for you to do the same for people you come in contact with.
MEN
Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and killing spiders...
God made men and women to complement each other with the unique traits each were given:
WOMEN
Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy, and laugh when they are nervous.
Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend, after a snowy drive
home.
They are child care workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes, and your neighbors.
They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms.
They fight for what they believe in. They stand up against injustice.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving.
They are smart-they know that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point.
Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable.
Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.
They live in houses, apartments and cabins.
They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin.
Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want in return is a hug, a smile, and for you to do the same for people you come in contact with.
MEN
Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and killing spiders...
This wasn't supposed to post. I'd changed my mine about it after deciding that nothing could compare to Goatboys post of 12 months ago but this made me laugh.
Bane wrote:
> Their hearts break when a friend dies - on Eastenders
Bane wrote:
> Their hearts break when a friend dies - on Eastenders
Emperor Xerxes wrote:
> TIMMARGH!!!
: ^ )
> TIMMARGH!!!
: ^ )
Ineedsleep wrote:
> WOMEN
>
> Women have strengths that humour men. They carry children, then get
> post-natal depression
>
> They scream when they want to scream.
>
> They cry ALL the f**king time.
>
> They cry when they are happy, and cry when they are nervous.
>
> Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a
> friend, after a snowy drive
> home. Then scream and whinge for days if you forget to call.
>
> They fight for what they believe in, no matter how many times
> they're told it's wrong. They stand up against whatever the papers
> tell them is injustice.
>
> They go to the doctor with a PMS. Women are dishonest,
> disloyal, and unforgiving.
>
> They are dumb-they don't even know how to shop properly.
> But they still know
> how to use their aggro side to make a point. Time and time again.
>
> Their hearts break when a friend dies - on Eastenders
>
> Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.
> Few of which match what men want
>
> The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin -
> desperate to get away
>
> WOMEN
>
> Women have strengths that humour men. They carry children, then get
> post-natal depression
>
> They scream when they want to scream.
>
> They cry ALL the f**king time.
>
> They cry when they are happy, and cry when they are nervous.
>
> Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a
> friend, after a snowy drive
> home. Then scream and whinge for days if you forget to call.
>
> They fight for what they believe in, no matter how many times
> they're told it's wrong. They stand up against whatever the papers
> tell them is injustice.
>
> They go to the doctor with a PMS. Women are dishonest,
> disloyal, and unforgiving.
>
> They are dumb-they don't even know how to shop properly.
> But they still know
> how to use their aggro side to make a point. Time and time again.
>
> Their hearts break when a friend dies - on Eastenders
>
> Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.
> Few of which match what men want
>
> The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin -
> desperate to get away
>
TIMMARGH!!!
Oh we can also fix things. Eventually.
Plus we recycle methane into the atmosphere, we're a part of the goddamned ECOSYSTEM
We can change lightbulbs and get stuff off high shelves too
Women have boobs.
No contest.
No contest.
Slightly biased then.
I know there have been a few of these lately but I just wanted to put the record straight with the following:
God made men and women to complement each other with the unique traits each were given:
WOMEN
Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy, and laugh when they are nervous.
Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend, after a snowy drive
home.
They are child care workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes, and your neighbors.
They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms.
They fight for what they believe in. They stand up against injustice.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving.
They are smart-they know that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point.
Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable.
Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.
They live in houses, apartments and cabins.
They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin.
Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want in return is a hug, a smile, and for you to do the same for people you come in contact with.
MEN
Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and killing spiders...
God made men and women to complement each other with the unique traits each were given:
WOMEN
Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy, and laugh when they are nervous.
Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend, after a snowy drive
home.
They are child care workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes, and your neighbors.
They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms.
They fight for what they believe in. They stand up against injustice.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving.
They are smart-they know that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point.
Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable.
Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.
They live in houses, apartments and cabins.
They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin.
Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want in return is a hug, a smile, and for you to do the same for people you come in contact with.
MEN
Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and killing spiders...