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Almost two months ago now, it was announced that at SRW BreakDown there would be a first ever Elimination Chamber match for the CAW World Championship. And since then, chaos has run riot in SRW. After five qualification match-ups, we finally ended up with…seven participants.
“Jetster and puts him into a Reverse Headlock, before shouting at the fans, “this is a move I learnt from a certain friend of mine!” What’s he gonna…DEAD DDT – CRACK!!! OH MAN, THE DEAD DDT ONTO THE CONCRETE, THAT COULD’VE KILLED JETSTER! GET SOME HELP OUT HERE DAMMIT! AND ANARCHY’S MADE A COVER! ONE! TWO! THREE!
This sickening farce of a match has come to an end with Anarchy (DW) as the winner, but what are the consequences!? He quickly leaves the plaza as Reaver (Ant) crawls towards his tag team partner and tends to him, but Jetster is lifeless…paramedics have arrived and start to work on him as Reaver (Ant) stands and screams Anarchy’s name…”YOU’LL PAY ANARCHY (DW), YOU SON OF A B!TCH!!!”
“Scotty’s dragging himself towards that chair, still in the ring. He gets there and somehow manages to get up. Havoc somehow gets up himself; can anyone keep this guy down? Havoc turns around…BANG! What a shot to Havoc’s skull! Havoc’s gone down and Scotty’s laughing. He soon stops though, since Havoc just sat up again! How the hell does he do it?! WHAM! Another shot to Havoc, that chair just bouncing off his skull. The crowd are booing their heads off! Scotty really isn’t playing fair here. He throws the chair to the outside, and climbs up onto the top turnbuckle…CCRRRAAZZYYYSAULT! He lands perfectly on Havoc and goes for the pin, the referee, slowly makes the count…1! 2! 3! Scotty Dogg (Figo) picks up the win!”
“Jackal (RM18) is out cold! He’s not moving… Hawk is just getting to his feet. He goes and pulls the referee into the ring before recovering him. It takes a while but Hawk sorts him out. He goes up high… ELBOW DROP! The Jackal still doesn’t move. Hawk covers him and hooks the leg… Referee Earl Hebner doesn’t seem to know where he is but slowly counts…1 2 3. Hawk wins this thing! He’s going to be in the Elimination Chamber!”
“Scotty swings, Cong Man ducks! CLANG!! WHAT WAS THAT? IT WAS GRANDPRIX WITH A CHAIR!! It’s a rescue attempt! The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) unties Cong Woman and escorts her to the back. Grandprix stands over a fallen Scotty (Figo). Krusher (Lipe) is on his feet and witnesses the carnage. He’s outraged! Hold on…1… 2…3!!! CONG MAN SNUCK UP FROM BEHIND AND WINS!!! Cong Man is in the Elimination Chamber! He will get his hands on Scotty Dogg!! Cong Man and Grandprix head up the ramp, Cong Man thankful to him for saving his wife to be but they’ll be enemies come Breakdown! Krusher is fuming in the ring!”
And after Stone Edge (Jae17) destroyed Reaver (Ant) before their match even started, the Commissioner made this announcement…
“Reaver (Ant) breaths deeply for a moment, “well, you’re wrong. And after months of complete and utter hell for myself, and my friend Jetster, you lot are gonna get exactly what’s coming to you. Y’see, I’ve never had the chance to actually fight back, but next week brings the Elimination Chamber, and on that night I plan to do what none of you could, and destroy all three of you!“That’s why the Elimination Chamber match at SRW BreakDown, is now a SEVEN MAN ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH!”
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Since then, everyone’s had something to say…
Reaver (Ant) - After all the s**t you guys have done to me lately, I’m gonna give it straight back to ya…the name is right – I am gonna break you all down. You think what you did to me was bad? Almost breaking my knee? Burning down my office? That’s nothing...AND I MEAN NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT I’M GONNA DO TO YOU AT BREAKDOWN!”
“And I won’t be finished either – Grandprix, you have taken what is rightfully mine, our feud is not ever yet, not by a long shot. Scotty Dogg (Figo), I’m gonna show you what it’s like to be a real Element…I’m glad you left us, because you never deserved to be there in the first place. You think you’ve been treated unfairly, and that you’re the most talented guy never to have won the CAW World Title? Well you’re gonna have to prove that in the Chamber, because trust me, this will be like nothing you’ve ever experienced. If you ever wanna be a CAW World Champion, this is your chance to prove it. You go out first, and you’re finished. I challenge you to survive to the final two…where I have no doubt you will meet me. Then we’ll see how good you are.”
Reaver (Ant) is about to leave the ring when he stops, and thinks for a moment. “Oh, and Cong Man? I plan to not only continue the greatest and longest ever feud in SRW with you…but to intensify it.”
“This Elimination Chamber match is gonna be something special ladies and gentlemen, and it’s my chance to prove exactly who I am. As I said to Anarchy (DW) a couple of weeks ago…my name is Reaver. Maybe you’ve all forgotten that.”
Grandprix - I’ll start with Hawk. Hawk, we’ve had our rivalries in the past. We battled anywhere and everywhere for that Hardcore title and now we’ve moved that step higher and are battling for the CAW title. You walked out of that Hell In A Cell match as champion and I won it off you. We can put on one heck of a show and I look forward to locking horns with you again, even if you did attack me earlier tonight. Scotty, you’ve had the most title shots out of everyone in SRW and you have not won the big one. Why? I don’t know but it could be your night. I will do everything to stop you and add to your frustration of not winning the big one. Stone Edge, our paths may not have crossed that much but I know what kind of impact you have made since you joined. Are you ready to step to the highest level? Only time will tell. Cong Man, you are indeed a legend in SRW. Young wrestlers can learn everything they need from you. It will be an honour to step into the same ring with you once again and I hope that one day, I’ll be a legend like you. I’ll show you respect but I’m going all out for victory. Reaver, we may not see eye to eye but I’ve found some respect for you over recent weeks. You kept true to your word and even if you felt totally humiliated, I respect you more for not taking the easy way out. Hopefully, your injury will clear up and we’ll settle this feud in the ring. Finally, Anarchy. Creating waves is one thing, riding them to success is another. Going in, it’s been all Anarchy V Reaver. I think everyone, including yourself, is forgetting that I am the champion, I’m the man to beat and I will do everything to make sure that your words come back to haunt you. You’re an unknown quantity but I’ve done my homework, I just hope you have done yours. It’s down to me to be ready. It’s down to me to prepared for every eventuality. I’m ready, how about all of you?”
Stone Edge – “The Elimination Chamber match is this week at Break-Down and I’m one of the greats in there. I just wanted to make clear, I have the uppermost respect for all of the guys in that match… BUT THEY’RE JUST NOT ME! In other words, none of them can beat me! You saw what happened to Jetster earlier on tonight… What happens to the other 6 competitors in the Elimination Chamber will be much, much worse.”
Meanwhile, Anarchy (DW) hasn’t just been talking, he’s been taking action…
Anarchy: You don’t seem to understand just how powerful I am. I can guarantee that when Reaver walks into this office later today, he will feel the heat. Because Anarchy has been in here. It’s almost as if you can smell smoke coming from my head. Or you can sense I’m going to explode. Reaver, you got in my face earlier tonight. When you won that trophy, didn’t they tell you the one rule of wrestling? Don’t mess with fire. Don’t mess with someone bigger and badder then yourself? Well, boy, you’ve made that mistake. And you’re gunna pay for it. But I’m not gunna sit here throwing all your crappy trophies at the wall. And ripping apart your certificates. No no no. Instead, I will demonstrate what happens when you mess with fire. What happens when you mix fire and gasoline.
{Anarchy picks up a bottle filled with gasoline and begins pouring it around Reaver’s office.}
Anarchy: Reaver. You are this office. This is your career. I am the fire that you messed with. Just like the fire will wreck your office; come Elimination Chamber, I will wreck your career. Like they say, “Elimination Chamber…where careers come to die”.
{Anarchy lights the match, and drops it on the floor. The room quickly catches fire. Anarchy remains in the room…staring at the flames.}
And it wasn’t just Anarchy (DW). Hawk (AfroJoe) and Stone Edge (Jae17) have on numerous occasions attacked our CAW Commissioner, feuds have continued between the three former Animalz members Cong Man, Hawk and Scotty Dogg – and Grandprix before last week had stayed out of it all, biding and enjoying his time as CAW World Champion. But all the tension came to a head last week during a grudge match between Jetster and Stone Edge (Jae17)…
“IT SEEMS AS IF THERES NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO… BUT OUT SUDDENLY COMES A BANDAGED AND BRUISED REAVER WITH CRUTCHES!! STONE EDGE IMMEDIATELY LETS GO OF JETSTER AND FOCUSES ALL HIS HATRED ON REAVER AS HE SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND RUNS TOWARDS REAVER… WHO WHACKS HIM WITH HIS CRUTCHES!!! AND AGAIN, AGAIN, AGAIN AND AGAIN!! A WEEKS WORTH OF ANGER IS COMING OUT HERE!!
Reaver finally manages to snap out of it and remembers his lifeless buddy in the ring. He goes over to him and tries to get him out harms way… BUT HE CAN’T, AS HERE COMES THE 6ft 10, 315lbs HAWK!! HE RUNS PAST STONE EDGE AND SLIDES INTO THE RING…. HE SLUGS IT OUT WITH REAVER, UNTIL REAVER IS POWERLESS BUT TO GET BEATEN DOWN BY THE RELENTLESS HAWK!! THE CROWD LOOK ON IN DESPAIR AND SO TOO DOES JETSTER, THEY WANNA HELP, BUT THEY CAN’T!!
BUT WHO’S THAT COMING DOWN THE RAMPWAY…?!! IT’S THE CAW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION – GRANDPRIX!! HE RUN’S UP TO STONE EDGE WHO HAS JUST MANAGED TO GET UP… AND DELIVERS A DEVASTATING FINISH LINE!!!! GRANDPRIX DOESN’T STOP THERE THOUGH AS HE SLIDES INTO THE RING, SLINGS HIS BELT DOWN AND PULLS HAWK OFF REAVER AND TRADES PUNCHES WITH HIM!!! GRANDPRIX GETS THE BETTER OF HAWK AND WHIPS HIM INTO THE ROPES…FINIS…NO…HAWK SCREWDRIVER!! HAWK SCREWDRIVER!!! MY GOD THIS MATCH, MATCH?? MORE LIKE FIGHT, IS INSANE!
AND HERE COMES SCOTTY DOGG AS HE RUNS DOWN THE RAMPWAY AND SLIDES INTO THE RING… HAWK AND SCOTTY STARE AT EACH OTHER… WHATS GONNA HAPPEN NEXT?!
BOOM!! AND SUDDENLY WE ARE IN PITCH DARKNESS AFTER A HUGE BANG CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. CAMERA FLASHES LIGHT THE PLACE UP… UNTIL THE LIGHTS COME BACK ON AND… ANARCHY, SCOTTY AND HAWK ARE BEATING ON GRANDPRIX AND REAVER!! THE TWO FACE’S TRY TO FIGHT BACK BUT ITS NO USE, IT’S A 3 ON 2 ATTACK!! WHERE THE HELL DID ANARCHY COME FROM?
Notice a trend here guys? Of who’s coming down the rampway?… WELL YOU SHOULD DO BECAUSE HERE COMES THE FINAL PARTICIPANT OF THE 7 MAN ELIMINATION CHAMBER AT BREAKDOWN… ITS THE CONG MAN!! HE SPRINTS DOWN TO THE RING… KNOCKING STONE EDGE DOWN ALONG THE WAY… AND SLIDES INTO THE RING…SURELY HE’S GONNA GO AFTER SCOTTY, WHAT WITH RECENT EVENTS! SCOTTY IS TO FIRST TO NOTICE HIM, BUT HE’S TOO LATE AS THE CONG MAN KNOCKS SCOTTY DOWN AND THEN SPINS HAWK ROUND AND DELIVERS A NEAT BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX TO THE 315 POUNDER!! AND NOW HE STARES AT ANARCHY… THE GUYS HUGE… THE CONG MAN RUN’S AT LEAPS UP…BUT GETS LITERALLY PUSHED DOWN BY THE MONSTER ANARCHY! ANARCHY RUNS OVER BUT GETS TAKEN DOWN BY THE CONG MAN AND LANDS FACE FIRST INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE!
Everyone is down but Cong Man, until Grandprix and Reaver make their way up. The three breathe deeply; those attacks were quick one after another! The three men stare at each other… are they gonna fight, or are they leaving it till the Elimination Chamber? The belt lay in the middle of the ring, which all three men stare at. Reaver turns and drags Jetster out of the ring… I think he’s had enough for one night. The Cong Man also makes his way out of the ring… he’s saving his energy till the Elimination Chamber. Grandprix stays in the ring and grabs his belt. He raises his arms aloft and makes his way to the turnbuckle as his music plays out to the cheering crowd. He along with Cong Man & Reaver stand tall tonight, but who will leave Sunday night the champion?”
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Well what a couple of months it has been in SRW, but now it’s finally come down to it. This is it ladies and gentlemen, we’ve seen two amazing Hell In A Cell matches but now we’re set to take a step forward. Seven men, four chambers, one winner…one champion. But, as the 10 ton, pure steel Elimination Chamber is lowered done to the ring, everyone is wondering the same thing…who is going to win? Each of the seven competitors has won the right to be in this match, and in many people’s minds, any one of them could walk out of SR Towers tonight the CAW World Champion.
We took a poll earlier on SRW.com, and the fans voted in there millions. The favourite was current CAW World Champion Grandprix, but he only won 19% of the votes…that’s how close it is. Cameras are flashing everywhere and remember, the EC was constructed with two miles of chain…there is no give to it, and it is indeed the most brutal and deadly type of match we have ever seen here in Special Reserve Wrestling.
“Who let the dogs out!?” And here we go, a surprisingly loud pop goes up from the fans who are no doubt just excited that the match is starting – here comes Scotty Dogg (Figo)! The usually jumpy and enthusiastic Scotty is strangely calm – to be honest the whole atmosphere is different and it’s not surprising, this is the biggest match in SRW history. He drinks from his bottle of water, pours some over himself HHH-style and then struts to the ring, ignoring the fans that are no doubt shouting insults at him. He doesn’t even look up at the massive structure in front of him; he just waits to be allowed in by the referee and then steps straight into his chamber.
Scotty Dogg (Figo) turned against the fans a few months ago after a couple of failed CAW Title attempts – this is his first World Championship match since then, maybe this is his time…
(The Chain hits) A huge – and I mean huge – cheer resounds around the arena as the current CAW World Champion Champion Grandprix confidently makes his way down the ramp, his belt proudly around his waist. He’s held the title for a couple of months now ever since he beat long-time champ Hawk (AfroJoe). He has a feud with Reaver (Ant) to settle which has lasted since the HIAC match, and he also wants to prove himself as the greatest champion ever by beating all the top challengers for his title in one night…it’s gonna be almost impossible for him to do so, but if anyone can do it then Grandprix can. He gives the belt to the referee and steps into his chamber, where Scotty Dogg (Figo) stares him down from across the ring.
“It began in Afrika-ka-ka!!” This guy in an SRW legend, and it’s almost unbelievable that he’s only ever been CAW World Champion once. This match means so much to him, for many reasons. He’s been in a massive feud with Reaver (Ant) all his career – the man he beat for the Title over a year ago now. He used to be best friends and tag partners with Hawk (AfroJoe) and Scotty Dogg (Figo) until they both turned on him and the fans, and just a few months ago it was rumoured he’s never wrestle again. But now he’s back, better than ever, and probably the greatest SRW wrestler of all-time is ready to become the CAW World Champion once again – IT’S THE CONG MAN! The fans are going wild for him as he slaps hands with all of them, takes a quick look at the massive structure before him, and then steps inside only taking a second to look at his former friend Scotty Dogg (Figo). Referee Teddy Long (Tony) locks him into his chamber, and we wait for the man who will take up the final chamber…
(Rancid’s “Ruby Soho” hits) The masses of cheers quickly turn to boos and cheers – but everyone is on their feet, this is the first time that Anarchy has stepped into an SRW arena in over a month! The noise is almost deafening as the sick, twisted Anarchy (DW) steps out from behind the curtain and holds his arms aloft, taking in all the sound – even if it is mostly abuse being directed at him. Ever since joining SRW he’s made a massive impact, and he’s targeted certain people. He destroyed Reaver (Ant)’s tag team partner Jetster in a street fight, he burnt down Reaver’s office and for weeks now he’s been telling us the demented and insane thoughts that have been going through his mind, all brought on by the announcement of this Elimination Chamber match. He is 100% sure in his mind that he’s gonna win here tonight, and before stepping into his chamber, he goes up to each of the other chambers and stares down his rivals…Anarchy (DW) is certainly the wildcard here tonight, who knows what’s gonna happen when he steps into the ring?
“KEEP ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’!” The boos and jeers continue as Stone Edge (Jae17) appears at the top of the entrance ramp – and we all know how he got into this match – by almost breaking Reaver (Ant)’s knee in their qualification bout a couple of weeks ago. Reaver (Ant) allowed him into the match to make it a 7-man EC, with the sole aim of revenge…so whether this is a good thing for Stone Edge or not is debatable. However, he is a former Cruiserweight Champion and many people feel he could be a surprise package in this match, especially if he can use his amazing power and speed to his advantage. He cockily makes his way to the Chamber, sneering all the way and ignoring the fans who are hurling abuse at him. He steps into the Chamber and kicks at the steel grills that surround the ring on all four sides, no doubt formulating plans in his mind. Then he takes a good look at Grandprix, Scotty Dogg, Cong Man and finally locks eyes with Anarchy (DW) – his former friend and fellow DoA member…now the two are hated enemies.
(Raven’s music hits) But Stone Edge’s attention is quickly turned to the entrance ramp, as the second of the three men who are gonna begin the match appears…it’s Hawk (AfroJoe)! Hawk was CAW World Champion for six months before Grandprix took the title and he’s desperate to get it back, and it’s strong opinion backstage that he will. The fans aren’t too sure but it’s no surprise, they hate this guy, but he just feeds of their hatred! He saunters to the Chamber, and walks all the way around the outside; testing out the chains on the outside and taking a good look at each of the chambers that are inhabited by his opponents. Finally he arrives back at the entrance, stares down Stone Edge (Jae17) for a few seconds before stepping inside, and referees separate the two – theirs still one more participant to come.
“My Sacrifice…” A massive pop goes up for Reaver (Ant), something that a couple of months ago was unheard of here in SRW! But I’m not so sure he knew what he was getting himself in for when he danced for us in a pair of boxers and a top hat – because he was soon jumped by Hawk, Anarchy and Havoc, and since then he’s found himself on the end of a lot of heinous attacks. He found favour with the fans but not with the wrestlers, as Anarchy (DW) made it his mission to destroy him mentally, and Stone Edge and Hawk tried to do the same physically. Although Reaver’s knee is still bandaged he’s ready to go tonight, and according to his recent promos he feels that people have forgotten just who he is, and tonight he plans to prove to them and himself that he deserves to be top of the tree, and the CAW World Champion. He stands in front of the Chamber, and closes his eyes, staring up at the heavens, perhaps praying…once again the noise is deafening, and finally he shakes his head, psyches himself up and steps inside – that’s it people, we’re all set!
DING DING!
Referees surround the ring, and Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly) is in charge inside. Lets go over it one more time – this is a 7-Man Elimination Chamber Match for the CAW World Championship. Three men begin the match wrestling in the ring; these are Stone Edge (Jae17), Hawk (AfroJoe) and Reaver (Ant). Every five minutes one man will be released from his chamber – the people currently encased in chambers are Grandprix, Anarchy (DW), The Cong Man and Scotty Dogg (Figo). There will be six eliminations and one winner, and to be honest, I have no idea who that person is gonna be, but I have no doubt that this will be the most memorable match in SRW history. ELIMINATION CHAMBER BABY!
Reaver (Ant) looks enraged as he sprints straight towards Stone Edge (Jae17) and spears him to the ground! The sell-out audience is going mad as Reaver (Ant) pummels away at the man who almost ended his career a fortnight ago, this is revenge! Stone Edge desperately swings his arms and manages to connect, but Reaver (Ant) just won’t relent!
But no! – Hawk (AfroJoe) delivers a Leg Drop right to the neck of Reaver (Ant), his neck almost snapped! Reaver rolls away holding his neck in agony – that just shows how clever Hawk is inside the ring! He picks up a shocked Stone Edge (Jae17) and whips him into the ropes straight into a POWERSLAM! 1…and Stone Edge powers out before the count of 2, and now the two men are exchanging right-hands.
Hawk (AfroJoe) once again gets the upper hand and forces the DoA leader back to the ropes. He tries to throw him again but Stone Edge counters, Hawk bounces off the ropes straight into a BACK BODY DROP OUT OF THE RING AND ONTO THE STEEL GRILLING – CRACK!
The fans cheer loudly as the former CAW World Champion connects painfully with the unforgiving steel, and he holds his back in anguish – he wasn’t expecting that at all!
Stone Edge (Jae17) sneers and celebrates to the crowd, receiving a mixture of boos and jeers! He goes to step between the ropes but Reaver (Ant) gets there first, knocking him through them instead! Reaver delivers a powerful upper-cut that sends Stone Edge crashing back against the chains, before kicking him in the gut and planting him WITH A DDT ON THE STEEL!!! OH MAN, THAT WAS BRUTAL, AND THE ‘HOLY SH!T’ CHANTS ARE GOING UP ALREADY! STONE EDGE COULD BE OUT COLD!
Reaver (Ant) stares down at his bloody opponent and smiles for the first time in months! He turns and CRASH – HAWK SPEARS HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE STEEL CHAINS! Reaver (Ant) doubles over, all the wind knocked out of him, and Hawk (AfroJoe) wastes no time in pushing against one side of Anarchy (DW)’s chamber, who can only stand and watch. Hawk then takes a few steps back, smiles evilly and…oh man, what’s he going for here…he sprints full pace at Reaver looking to spear him once again, but the Commisioner skips outta the way at the last moment and Hawk is sent smashing into the Chamber – WHAM! The glass refused to yield, but Hawk certainly did there, that could’ve broken his shoulder!
Reaver (Ant) regains himself and then throws Hawk (AfroJoe) back into the ring, where he quickly applies…THE OVERDRIVE! Reaver (Ant) is trying to lock in his submission finisher; he wants to get rid of Hawk early! Hawk kicks away with his legs to prevent it and manages to nail a sharp kick to the temple, before getting to his feet and hitting a massive CLOTHESLINE!
Reaver (Ant) struggles to his feet, but Hawk (AfroJoe) has no intention of letting up, as he kicks Reaver in the stomach and lifts him above his head…SIT-DOWN POWERBOMB – WHAM! Massive impact, all on the back of Reaver’s head and neck! Hawk (AfroJoe) looks up and laughs to the crowd’s disgust, but he doesn’t care. He begins to stomp mercilessly at Reaver’s bandaged knee, a good tactic; Reaver won’t have a chance if he can’t walk. For the first time in the match Reaver actually looks scared and he desperately tries to crawl away, but Hawk has his leg…Reaver is on one leg and he turns to face Hawk…ENZIGURI KICK! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!
Hawk (AfroJoe) is the first to stir, and once again he shows his in-ring intelligence and begins to blatantly choke Reaver (Ant) – Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly) tries to stop him but remember this is no disqualification, and Hawk just won’t let go! Reaver is running out of air and is beginning to fade…suddenly Hawk lets go and points up at the top rope, nodding…we know what’s coming!
He slowly but surely climbs to the top rope, where he stands aloft and signals to the fans that jeer in response! He’s looking to finish Reaver (Ant) off for good, and the 300lb+ monster leaps into the air…ELBOW DROP – WHAM!! HAWK JUST SENT HIS ELBOW STRAIGHT INTO THE HEART OF REAVER (ANT), AFTER MONTHS OF HELL IS IT FINALLY OVER FOR THE COMMISSIONER!? HOOK OF THE LEG!
1…Hawk (AfroJoe) is grinning gleefully!
2…The fans are screaming for Reaver (Ant) to kick-out!!
THR – NO, KICK-OUT!! REAVER (ANT) KICKS OUT!
The arena erupts and Hawk (AfroJoe) is irate, but he takes no time in heading to the top rope once again, but this time Reaver (Ant) is quicker and he stops him halfway up! He turns to face the ring and lifts Hawk (AfroJoe) onto his shoulders…oh man, he runs halfway across the ring before finally CRASH!! – RUNNING POWERBOMB!! RUNNING POWERBOMB TO HAWK (AFROJOE)! Reaver (Ant) collapses in exhaustion, and once again both these warriors are down and out!
BZZZZT!!!
Just as all this happens the buzzer goes off and the arena is thrown into darkness – five minutes has passed, and the spotlight is set to pick the first person to enter the match from their chamber…
IT’S CONG MAN!!!
The audience goes wild as Cong Man is released from his chamber and the lights come back on, and he steps out to take a few seconds to look around.
BUT WAIT STONE EGDE IS SPRINTING TOWARDS CONG MAN FROM ONE CORNER OF THE RING – CCCRRRAAASSSHHH!!! HOLY SH!T, STONE EDGE JUST SPEARED THE CONG MAN THROUGH HIS OWN GODDAMN CHAMBER, GLASS IS EVERYWHERE!
ELIMINATION CHAMBER BABY!
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*Written By The Cong Man*
This is absolute chaos and we’re barely five minutes into this match!!! You know it’s only going to get more and more brutal as time goes on. Stone Edge and The Cong Man are lying in the shattered remnants of that chamber and they are visibly cut to shreds, there is blood everywhere.
Reaver is back up on his feet, although he is on rubber legs and his bandaged knee looks as though it could give way at any moment. Amongst all the chaos, Hawk has seemingly disappeared; Reaver looks around, concerned as to the whereabouts of the former CAW champion. He looks left, right, left again, right again, but...FAILS TO LOOK UP!!! Hawk had scaled the chamber holding Grandprix and flew off wiping out Reaver with a flying clothesline. All four men are now down in the ring. Hawk manages to crawl across...
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thre...NO!!! Kick out at 2 and 999/1000s.
OH MY GOD!!! The Cong Man is moving and he’s got a piece of that shattered glass...AND HE’S STICKING IT RIGHT INTO THE HEAD STONE EDGE!!! This is sick...Stone Edge bleeding so much now, that even Ric Flair would be proud!!! Hawk is back to his feet, but Reaver is still lying prone...Hawk grabs the leg...spinning toe hold!!! Reaver is screaming in pain!!! He may have to tap out in order to save his own career...that knee isn’t ready for a match of this magnitude...WHAM!!! The Cong Man goes flying into Hawk...after having been shoved away by Stone Edge. Unfortunately for Reaver, Hawk still had hold of his leg and lands awkwardly on top of it. More screaming in pain from the CAW commissioner.
Stone Edge emerges from the wreckage of the broken chamber and realises that he is the only competitor left standing. This is absolute carnage. Stone Edge’s face is covered from top to bottom by the crimson mask and he has a huge, visible laceration running almost the length of his back. Stone Edge zeroes in on Reaver...obviously figuring that he is the most vulnerable at this point. Stone Edge goes for another spinning toe hold...”WOOOH!” The chorus of ‘whooing’ indicates that Stone Edge has in fact gone for a figure four leg lock. Reaver is in trouble! Reaver is screaming once again and the fans whistle and this commentator begins to worry about Reaver’s future.
The monster, Hawk is now back to his feet too. He looks around and sees Reaver and Stone Edge locked up on the canvas and then the Cong Man struggling back to his feet. An evil smile is just visible on Hawk’s face, even from this distance. Hawk grabs the Cong Man by the throat...CHOKE SLAM!!! WHAT ELEVATION!!! AND...to make the manoeuvre worse than it would have been anyway, Hawk dumped Cong the wrong side of the ropes trapping him between the ropes and the chains. Cong Man and Reaver are being destroyed so far in this match.
But look!!! Up on the ramp!!! Here comes The Cong Woman!!! She runs down to ringside and checks on the status of her man as the red-blooded males in attendance begin to wolf-whistle. Hawk, not as concerned for the welfare of his former partner, drags him back through the ropes...OH MY GOD!!! Unseen by the camera’s the Cong Woman handed the Cong Man a coil of barbed wire and he’s driving it into Hawk’s forehead!!! Now three out of four competitors are bleeding profusely and we’re not even ten minutes into the match yet!!!
During all this Reaver has been trapped in the figure four and appears to have now passed out through the pain! Hebner spots that Reaver’s shoulders are down...
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REAVER SITS UP!!! The fans are cheering!!! BUT STONE EDGE GRABS THE ROPES FOR MORE ELEVATION!!! Hebner can’t break the hold, as this is a no DQ match!! REAVER IS TAPPING OUT!!! But Hebner correctly chooses not to call for the bell, as despite not being able to call for the break, it still isn’t a legal submission hold!!!
Cong Man goes behind Hawk and locks on a full nelson with the barbed wire still embedded in his skull. Cong then uses his foot to apply pressure to the back of Hawk’s knee, causing him to fall forwards...BANANA PEEL!!! He used a different method to apply it, but it’s still his favoured submission hold. Hawk is now screaming out in pain, something of a recurring theme so far in this match-up. Stone Edge sees what is going on and leaves Reaver limp on the canvas. Stone Edge locks a Boston Crab on HAWK!!! Hawk is in danger of being split in two!!! His screams have audibly gone up by an octave!!!
With Reaver still down and seemingly out in the corner, Cong Man and Stone Edge simultaneously release Hawk...looks like they’ve got the same idea...Cong goes for the pin…
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BUT STONE EDGE DRAGGED HIM OFF!!! Stone Edge now with the cover on Hawk...
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NOW CONG MAN DRAGS STONE EDGE OFF!!! Cong and Stone Edge now trade blows highlighting one important factor in this match, any alliances are short lived with the carrot of the CAW title hanging in front of these ego-driven monsters! Reaver has slowly pulled himself back up to his feet, with the aid of the ropes, and he attempts to join in the fisticuffs, but his knee may be severely damaged at this point and it gives out on him, leaving him back on the canvas. Meanwhile, Stone Edge goes to Irish whip Cong to the ropes, but Cong reverses and...Cong scoops Stone Edge up on to his shoulder, spins round and drops Stone Edge’s back across his knee...he may have just invented that move...I’ll call it a spinning over the shoulder back-breaker for now.
Hawk is back up now as well, despite being a bloody mess. He tries to get the ring of barbed wire off his head, but it’s so well embedded into his skin that he can’t budge it. LOW BLOW!!! Stone Edge goes downstairs on the Cong Man and...walks away!!! He’s going after Reaver instead! Stone Edge stomping on the injured knee of Reaver!!! He grabs both legs and...STONE WALLS!!! Stone Edge’s version of the walls of Jericho is locked in on the CAW commissioner, but Reaver is too near the ropes and uses the leverage to power out!!! Another close call for Reaver, who is hanging in this match by the skin of his teeth!!!
Meanwhile Hawk is now manhandling the Cong Man and launches him headfirst into the walls of the elimination chamber!!! Cong rebounds straight into a spinning powerslam. Cover...
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...but Cong gets the left shoulder up! Hawk looks disgusted and drags Cong back up to his feet by his hair, before throwing him over the top rope. Cong lands with a clang on the steel pathway bridging the gap between the ring and the chamber encircling it.
Stone Edge Irish whips Reaver towards the corner post, but Reaver doesn’t make it that far, as his knee buckles underneath him again and he crumples to the canvas in a heap. Hawk strides over the top rope toward Cong Man, who is flat out on the steel. Stone Edge has gone up to the top rope...BIG SPLASH ON REAVER’S KNEE!!! Hawk has Cong Man up...he grabs him by the throat...CHOKESLAM!!! OH MY GOD!!! THE CONG MAN IS DEAD!!! HE WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE STEEL!!! Even Hawk looks shocked!!!
BZZZZT!!!
Just as all this happens the buzzer again goes off and the arena is again thrown into darkness – we’re now ten minutes into the match, and the spotlight is set to pick the second person to enter the match from their chamber…
IT’S GRANDPRIX!!!
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*Written By Jae*
This is absolute carnage! I can’t believe what just happened! Hawk still looks shocked as he stares down at the broken body of The Cong Man! Cong is lying amongst steel, which his body just went through! There’s blood everywhere! Paramedics rush down beneath the Elimination Chamber to check on Cong Man… Will he be able to carry on in this match? I guess we’ll find out soon enough.
Thought begins to kick in and Hawk begins to smile sadistically at what he has just done and then turns around to get back into this match… THE FINISH LINE! I guess he didn’t realise that another competitor had joined this match-up with all the goings-on! Woah! Blood looks to be pouring out of Hawks head! Grandprix carries on this massacre next with ANOTHER FINISH LINE BUT THIS TIME TO STONE EDGE! Grandprix is dominating! He next looks to take care of Reaver who is currently holding on to his knee in pain after that big splash by Stone Edge!
Grandprix grabs the leg of Reaver and stomps on it a few times before climbing the chamber of which he has just exited! Once on top, Reaver is still holding on to his knee and Stone Edge and Hawk are still down! Who’s he going to get? What’s he going to do?
THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON REAVER INTO THE COVER! It’s very rare that we see this move from Grandprix. This has got to be all for the SRW Commissioner!
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AND STONE EDGE MAKES THE SAVE! Why did he do that, you ask? Who would be next to be taken out after Reaver? Hawk or Stone Edge because it certainly wouldn’t be Grandprix whilst he is doing this much damage to everyone else! Grandprix gets to his feet and fights Stone Edge into the corner of the ring with some right hands. It looks as if Grandprix has something in mind until all thoughts of whatever it was, are taken away by Hawk! It’s now a team game once again!
Hawk lifts Grandprix into the air in a suplex position and holds him there. It looks as if he will power out until… STONE EDGE JUMPS FROM THE TURNBUCKLE AND HITS HIM DOWN WITH A CROSS BODY! Grandprix goes down!
Hawk begins to stomp on him slowly. He looks to have lost a lot of blood but manages to hit the champion hard! Stone Edge is soon back to his feet with blood trickling down his face. He looks around and sees Reaver who has been put out of this match for a while. The former Cruiserweight Champion smiles and heads that way… STONE WALLS LOCKED IN! Reaver screams cause this time he has no-where to go! You know why? He’s lying on the damn steel! Yeah. His strategy of getting out the way for a while worked… UNTIL NOW! Stone Edge screams at him to tap and Reaver screams back in pain but doesn’t tap… How is he holding on?
Hawk has pulled Grandprix up to his feet but the champion is fighting back! Right Hand! Left Hand! Right Hand and The Pit Stop to finish off! Hawk goes up in the Rock Bottom like manoeuvre and straight back down onto the canvas into the cover!
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AND HAWK KICKS OUT! Grandprix decides to leave Hawk alone and heads onto the steel outside the ring avoiding the big hole that The Cong Man lies beneath. He sees Stone Edge and Reaver and Stone Edge drops the hold! Reaver looks to be seriously out cold and just flops onto the steel. He never tapped but that’s not always the best of things for a human anatomy.
Grandprix runs at Stone Edge but… BACK BODY DROP AND GRANDPRIX GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH THE GLASS OF AN UNUSED CHAMBER! Stone Edge smiles as blood begins to surface on the back of Grandprixs head. He must have hit that glass badly but is it even possible to hit it in a good way?!
Stone Edge sits down on the steel to try and recover a bit of his energy as all participants of this match are currently down excluding those who are yet to enter this destruction…
The Cong Man has now been loaded onto a stretcher. It doesn’t look good for him. The paramedics begin to carry him up the ramp. Cong Woman is by his side. The fans cheer out of respect for the SRW legend and look! Is he trying to get up? Cong looks like he’s trying to move but no! He collapses back down onto the stretcher. He’s hurt badly. Hopefully we’ll have an update on his condition next week on Eclipse. The referee is forced to eliminate The Cong Man from this match by means of KO by Hawk.
…Stone Edge is now back to his feet and with blood pouring down his face and is beginning to climb the chamber that Grandprix WAS just lying inside amongst shattered glass! What does he have in mind?! Reaver hasn’t moved at all since Stone Edge released him from the Stone Walls about 1 minute ago and Hawk is still down but beginning to move. As for Grandprix; HE’S UP AND BEGINNING TO CLIMB THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CHAMBER!
Stone Edge is to the top and looks to have a Power Cut on his mind! Grandprix is almost to the top though! He grabs the leg of Stone Edge who kicks him away! Grandprix falls down to the steel with a thud! Now Stone Edge looks over to Hawk who is now up! He looks unhappy and… OMG! FLYING DROPKICK FROM THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER TO HAWK!
Hawk flies to the opposite side of the ring and goes down. Stone Edge lies on the mat. Grandprix is out lying on the steel and Reaver still hasn’t moved a muscle since he was released from the Stone Walls! What’s next for this match?
The referee looks around waiting for someone to arise but no one does.
About 20 seconds later… Grandprix is to his feet! He slowly enters the ring and looks to finish off Hawk with a cover…
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BUT NO! Hawk refuses to exit this match just yet! Grandprix gets to his feet and looks to finish off Stone Edge instead who is now stood on his feet in an almost vertical position. With blood dripping everywhere, he slowly turns around to find Grandprix running at him! Another Back-Body Drop? NO! GRANDPRIX MANAGES TO LAND ON THE TURNBUCKLE! Stone Edge turns around to see the damage he’s caused but there is none… FLYING FINISH LINE!
Grandprix is about to go for the cover, but sees Hawk on his feet beyond the crimson mask covering his face! He gets to his feet and walks over to Hawk but… LOW BLOW! The champion falls down to the mat as does Hawk. It doesn’t look like he’s gained enough energy yet to carry on this match.
Everyone is down AGAIN! Stone Edge, Hawk and Grandprix all lie in the ring and Reaver is still out on the steel! Only the Cong Man has been eliminated so far as this 5 minutes looks to be almost over! It may have been a mistake of the 3 men in the ring to leave Reaver in this match. He could have been eliminated at any time over the past 2/3 minutes but nobody has even hit him with a punch. He could be unconscious for all we know. He still has yet to move after those devastating Stone Walls were locked in earlier…
BZZZT!
It’s time for someone else to enter this match but who?
IT’S SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO)! Where will this match go from here? We’re about to find out as Scotty
steps out onto the steel with an evil smirk on his face…
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**WRITTEN BY FIGO**
Scotty stares round with his sadistic smile at the devastation that lies in front of him. The crowd are cheering, not for Scotty, but for the excitement this match has produced so far! Its almost as if Scotty doesn’t know what to do as he stands there, waiting maybe for someone to arise.
He finally works forwards, where Stone Edge begins to stir and pulls on Scotty’s trousers to try and somehow make his way up. Scotty stares at the crimson mask of Stone Edge’s face. The crowd continue to cheer, that just want something to happen! Scotty continues staring at Stone Edge, he looks up, then down and lays a sharp right hand to Stone Edge, knocking him down easily. The crowd boo and jeer as Scotty shouts trash at Stone Edge! Meanwhile, Grandprix is slowly crawling around the ring and looking to make his way up.
Scotty continues to mock Stone Edge, but the crowd are all looking at Grandprix, who’s managed to make his way up and charges towards the totally oblivious Scotty…turn round… FINISH LI…NO…Scotty turns round at the last split second and ducks the huge arm of Grandprix who forces himself to a halt, spins round and SUPERKICK!! SMACK! The crowd shout the ‘oooh’ as Grandprix is on the receiving end of Scotty’s boot, which sends him flying over the ropes and onto the unforgiving steel!!
Scotty follows out and lays the boots to Grandprix on the steel. Hawk, Stone Edge and even the battered and bruised Reaver are beginning to stir. Hawk is the first fully up as he staggers out towards Reaver, who is crouched forwards, with one arm on the steel chains that surround the ring. Hawk exits through the ropes but gets a big club to the back by Reaver. He pushes Hawk back through the ropes and follows after him. The crowd cheer on the visibly limping Reaver, who has so far in this matchup been torn apart by various submission holds, including that dreaded Stone Walls locked on him earlier by Stone Edge. Reaver throws Hawk into the corner and begins to stomp on the 6 footer. The referee stops Reaver for a second, and Hawk uses it to his advantage as he storms his way up and shoves Reaver into the corner!
Hawk beats down Reaver relentlessly! The referee tries to stop Hawk, but he is helpless but to let the punishment carry on, anything is legal! Scotty suddenly stops all what he is doing and hops into the ring, he sprints towards Hawk…WHO TURNS ROUND AND LITERALLY LAUNCHES SCOTTY OVER THE ROPES AND INTO THE STEE…Or has he? No, Scotty has hung onto the chains! Hawk is oblivious! He smiles sadistically in the ring, before turning round to see the damage he has caused…NONE! FLYING SPINNING KICK TO HAWK!!
Scotty jumps up but is immediately confronted by Stone Edge who forces him to the ropes. He whips him into the ropes, Scotty ducks the clothesline attempt, bounces back and… FINISH LINE!! Grandprix just leapt into the ring and delivered a devastating Finish line to Scotty from outa’ nowhere! And now Grandprix sprints over to Stone Edge who…ducks outa the way, and Reaver sprints from the turnbuckle and delivers a swinging neck breaker to Grandprix! The crowd cheer as the CAW commissioner looks to lay some offence to Stone Edge, but his leg buckles from underneath of him just as he reaches Stone Edge, who shoves him beneath his legs and lifts Reaver high up into the air… the crowd stare as they wait for the inevitable… BUT HAWK FLIES FULL FORCE INTO THE STOMACH OF STONE EDGE, SENDING REAVER CRASHING DOWN TO THE MAT AND STONE EDGE’S BACK HARD INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!
The crowd are blowing the roof here at SRW Break-down, but there’s no time to talk, as Scotty is scaling the chamber that holds Anarchy inside, who stares upwards, as Hawk turns round… and Scotty flies!…But Hawk catches him mid-air and nails the HAWK SCREWDRIVER, HAWK SCREWDRIVER TO SCOTTY!! My god, Scottys neck just crumpled, it might be broken! Hawk stares into the crowd and then at the ceiling…before making the cover on Scotty… 1…
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…Thr…NO! Scotty kicks out! Unbelievable! But there’s no time to dwell on what just happened as Grandprix throws the big man out of the ring and follows after him. Meanwhile Reaver is standing on one leg and kneeling down with the other as he takes a moment to catch his breath – a fall like he took really takes the breath outta you. Reaver is finally up, and he slowly makes his way to Stone Edge… who runs towards him all of sudden and…receives a knee to the mid-section. Reaver is quickly onto Stone Edge and grabs his legs! The crowd start to cheer loudly as Reaver is trying to turn over Stone Edge… HE’S TRYING TO LOCK ON THE SAME MOVE THAT STONE EDGE DID TO HIM… THE STONE WALLS!! STONE EDGE TWISTS AND TURNS AND WRITHS IN PAIN AS REAVER WRENCHES THAT BACK!! STONE EDGE CRAWLS TO THE ROPES AND GRABS THEM… BUT REAVER PULLS HIM BACK INTO THE CENTRE OF THE RING!! STONE EDGE CAN’T BARE THE PAIN… HE LIFTS HIS HAND UP…IS HE GOING TO GET ELIMINATED WITH HIS OWN FINISHING MOVE?!!….
…“TAP YOU SON OF A B!TCH!!”
…AND HE DOES!!! HE DOES!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, the second participant to be eliminated from this matchup via submission – Stone Edge!”
The crowd literally blow the roof off as they chant the name of “REAVER!! REAVER!” A few months ago, this would never of happened, but just look at him now. Reaver staggers towards the ropes and faces the chanting crowd…what a spectacle.
The referees open the steel infrastructures door and begin to pull Stone Edge from the ring… but suddenly he shoves the referee’s off him and pulls himself up via the chains. He grabs a shard of glass from one of the broken chambers and sprints into the ring… AND HE SPINS THE CELEBRATING REAVER ROUND AND NAILS HIM WITH THAT SHARP PIECE OF GLASS!! MY GOD!!
Stone Edge begins to relentlessly beat on Reaver much to the crowds disliking! The referees try to force Stone Edge away…but they can’t! The crowd boo and jeer loudly… until them boo’s and jeers turn to humungous cheers (hey that rhymed) as someone is sprinting down the ramp with a steel chair! – Its Reaver’s buddy – Jetster!! He sprints into the ring and immediately shoves the referees out of the way and spins round Stone Edge… SMACK!! CHAIR SHOT TO STONE EDGE! Jetster throws the chair down and starts shouting trash to the DoA faction leader until the referee’s try to get Jetster out of the chamber. Jetster pleads with the referees to let him check on his friend – Reaver, but there’s no point as Jetster is taken out of the ring along with the out cold Stone Edge and the door locked behind them – the match shall continue!
We’re now down to five superstars it would seem, with one of them fresh and ready for action still in a chamber, and that’s the huge, vicious monster that is Anarchy! All men are down but Grandprix, who has kept Hawk at bay on steel and is now getting his breath back. Scotty is crouched in the corner of the ring and Reaver lay by the ropes…after being viciously attacked by Stone Edge, oh, and he got a huge piece of glass punched into him!
The timer suddenly appears on the bottom of the screen and the crowd count down… 10…9…8…7.. Anarchy has by now realised that he is about to be unleashed and he pumps himself up… 5….4…3.. ”My god…here he comes!!” screams JR…
2….1!!! BZZZT!!! The arena is thrown into darkness for a second before Anarchy is unleashed from his chamber!! The crowd start to cheer; as they know how much damage this man can cause and what devastation he could possibly add to the lives of these young superstars! The arena is buzzing as Anarchy grabs the Steel Chair that lay by his chamber from when Jetster used it. Grandprix is first to react to this titan’s presence and the champion shows no fear as he sprints full pelt towards him…CRACK!! OOOHH!! MY GOD, WHAT FORCE THAT CHAIR SHOT HAD ON THE SKULL OF THE CHAMPION!!
The crowd are in shock and so too are the superstars… they all stare in probably fear at what his just happened! Scotty and Reaver suddenly turn to each other…they hate one-another, but I think they’ve just realised that there going to have to team up to take on this man-beast! The two pull themselves up and slowly walk towards opposite corners. Anarchy stands between them in the middle of the ring…the camera switches between the three…it’s a tense moment here at SRW Breakdown! Suddenly Reaver sprints towards Anarchy…who throws the chair down…Reaver jumps, but gets caught in the huge arms of Anarchy…who spins round with Reaver still in his hands and… nails a huge big boot in the face of Scotty who has just ran towards him! Scotty falls down holding his face, as Reaver is helpless in Anarchy’s arms! Anarchy stares at the crowd… before lifting Reaver high up into the air in a military press. He walks over towards the steel where a huge hole remains from when the Cong Man had been planted through it…Oh my god…surely he isn’t going to do this…the crowd stare in shock as ANARCHY LITERALLY THROWS REAVER THROUGH THE HUGE HOLE IN THE STEEL!! HOLY SH!T, HOLY SH!T!!
I don’t believe it; Reaver just got thrown through the huge steel hole!! Will Reaver be eliminated in the same way in which the Cong Man got eliminated!? Well we’ll have to wait and see… but here comes the only man that can surely match Anarchy pound for pound – Hawk!! They lock up in the centre of the ring before Anarchy lays a huge boot into the mid-section of Hawk… AND LIFTS HIM HIGH UP ON HIS SHOULDERS…SHOWING INCREDIBLE STRENGTH!! HE STARES AT THE SHOCKED CROWD…BEFORE DELIVERING… THE EXPLICIT LYRICS, THE EXPLICIT LYRICS ONTO THE CHAIR ON THE 6FT, 350 POUNDER HAWK!!!
The crowd continue to shout and scream loudly as we have just witnessed Anarchy decimate every single participant in the Elimination Chamber!! He falls into the cover on Hawk…
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THR.... NO! AT THE LAST SECOND HAWK GOT HIS SHOULDER UP OFF THE MAT. He marginally flicked his shoulder upwards - that's quite possibly all the strength he had left gone with that simple action! That's about all he had left.
Anarchy tries not to react. He keeps himself calm. He's composed, and he's ready to finish Hawk off for good. Anarchy smiles, and picks Hawk up off the mat. Hawk stands there dazed for about a second, before falling right back down again. It doesn't look like he's going to be able to continue! Anarchy (DW) pulls him off the canvas again, this time with no intention of letting the former champion drop to the ground. He holds Hawk steady with his left arm, and with his right, motions towards the crowd, before slamming it into the neck of Hawk, knocking him straight back into the ring. What a vicious clothesline, with such power, despite Anarchy being nearly at a standstill. Anarchy is now about to pick up Hawk again, but he doesn't notice Grandprix sneaking into the ring behind him. He lifts Hawk off the ground, and is about to perform another move, but Grandprix shouts his name...
...Anarchy hears this, and slowly turns around. The second he is facing Grandprix; there's no time to react.. Grandprix had already started running, AND STICKING OUT ONE GIANT ARM, HE DELIVERS THE FINISH LINE TO NOT ONLY ANARCHY, BUT HAWK -WHO WAS STANDING DAZEDLY BEHIND- AS WELL. Grandprix has just flattened the already pretty much-dead Hawk and the fresh Anarchy.
The crowd are cheering wildly. Grandprix has a chance to eliminate a man here... but he chooses not to go for the cover on either of the men. Instead, he begins to help Hawk to his feet. What is happening here??? Grandprix is actually helping his archrival to his feet! He leans Hawk (AJ) on the ropes, and starts talking to him. Behind the noise of the audience, we can't hear what they're saying, but the facial expressions tell that Grandprix isn't wanting to go for Hawk... why? The reason is unknown. But he is definitely signalling to Hawk that they should team up to get Anarchy. Strange stuff, indeed.
Speaking of Anarchy, the monster himself is using the ropes on the opposite side of the ring to pull himself to his feet. Hawk tells Grandprix something, and Grandprix nods, before setting himself up for the Finish Line. The crowd's noise level calms down a bit - it's a tense moment. Anarchy turns around to face the centre of the ring, AND GRANDPRIX SMASHES THROUGH HIM WITH THE FINISH LINE! ANARCHY IS PRETTY MUCH GONE! Grandprix celebrates towards the crowd, who went absolutely wild the second that Finish Line collided with Anarchy's neck. BUT WAIT A MINUTE! HAWK IS SILENTLY ENCOURAGING GRANDPRIX TO TURN AROUND! Grandprix, possibly going to turn to discuss more tactics with Hawk, doesn't have a clue what he's about to walk into - he turns to face the man he won the championship belt off but suddenly decided to team with right now...
...AND WALKS STRAIGHT INTO A BIG BOOT! WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT FOR??? THE CROWD ARE GOING ABSOLUTELY MENTAL HERE! They're are actually chucking paper cups, hamburgers, signs and anything they can get their hands on at Hawk. The ring is filling up with rubbish. Hawk is just standing and laughing, though. He kicks out at a pile of rubbish lying on the floor in front of him, before slowly walking over towards the struggling Grandprix. Hawk grabs his hair and begins to talk some trash. He elbows Grandprix in the back of the neck and drags him towards the centre of the ring. Hawk raises his hands in the air, before putting Grandprix into the Hawk Screwdriver position. The crowd continue to boo wildly here, but Hawk raises Grandprix off the ground, flips him around, AND RAMS HIS NECK INTO THE MAT IN THE HAWK SCREWDRIVER! MY GOD, GRANDPRIX HAS ALMOST LITERALLY JUST BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!
HAWK GOES FOR THE COVER!
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TH... NO! SCOTTY PULLED HAWK OFF GRANDPRIX! Where did he come from??? He had been hiding under the ring ever since Reaver was thrown through the steel hole by Anarchy!
He now starts beating on Hawk, using any part of his anatomy to beat Hawk senseless, not that he's not already at that stage... Scotty (Figo) continues to pummel Hawk, however, kicking the living hell out of him. He picks Hawk (AJ) up from the canvas, before giving him a Brainbuster right in the middle of the ring! Now Scotty is heading up top! He points to Hawk, and he opens his arms wide, and as the crowd go ballistic, SCOTTY JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND LANDS THE CRAZYSAULT ON HAWK! Scotty seems to have hurt himself in the process, but Hawk is out of it completely.
Now here comes Anarchy! Anarchy (DW) picks Scotty up off the ground, and lobs him over the top rope out of the ring. He then covers Hawk..... he's going to steal the pin that Scotty Dogg so deserved to get!
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HAWK IS ELIMINATED!
This is incredible... the feeling from the arena. You've got to feel sorry for the SRW wrestlers, as the noise level is almost deafening. So Hawk is gone then - we're down to four men. Grandprix and Scotty Dogg are both lying outside the ring, but they're not motionless. Anarchy is the only one standing - he's standing alone in the ring, ready for whatever any of the competitors can throw at him, if anything. As for our fourth competitor still remaining, Commissioner Reaver doesn't look like he's going to have much to say for the rest of this match. He's been out cold for at least 10 minutes, and it was about this time that the paramedics started to remove Cong Man. Somehow I've got a feeling that Jetster may be preventing them from doing the same to his buddy, though. He wants Reaver to win this match, and isn't going to let him by eliminated like this.
Back in the ring, both Grandprix and Scotty Dogg are climbing in on opposite sides. Anarchy isn't sure what to do, who to go for, and whether he should just leave them to it. He goes for the latter option, sliding quickly out of the ring. Scotty and Grandprix set eyes on each other, and familiar flashes of anger can be seen across their battered faces. Not particularly great chums, then? Nope.
Scotty begins to run towards Grandprix, and attempts a clothesline. Grandprix ducks under this, however, and Scotty runs off the ropes, and tries again - this second attempt fails as well, and as Scotty returns off the ropes a second time, Grandprix hits him with a Powerslam! Scotty is back on his feet again quickly, however, showing great intensity and energy. He runs at Grandprix again, but this time Grandprix hits him with a drop toe hold, and Scotty's neck catches on the ropes. An "Oooooh!" sound comes from the crowd, and rightly so - that one must have hurt! Grandprix tries picking up Scotty off the ropes again from behind, but Scotty reacts quickly, a delivers a low blow with the back of his leg. Grandprix falls to the mat clutching his nether regions, while Scotty gets to his feet amid jeering from the audience.
Scotty picks up the chair that has been lying in the corner of the ring for quite some time. He sets it up right in the middle of the ring, and hauls Grandprix to his feet. What's he doing here??? Scotty sets Grandprix up for a Suplex. Oh no. Not on the chair. He lifts Grandprix off the ground - SOMEBODY STOP HIM - AND LANDS GRANDPRIX'S NECK RIGHT ON THAT CHAIR! THAT WAS MORE OF A BRAINBUSTER THAN A SUPLEX! Scotty is now heading up top! He looks around, shouts something to the crowd before jumping... AND LANDING ON THE CHAIR IN THE CENTRE OF THE RING, NO DOUBT DOING SOME SERIOUS INTERNAL DAMAGE IN THE PROCESS!
The crowd wonder for a minute what happened, but they find out, as Anarchy slides into the ring casually. He pulled Grandprix out of the ring just as Scotty was about to make impact, causing great damage to the 'Dogg. Anarchy now pulls Scotty to his feet, before taunting him for a bit, picking him up, AND SLAMMING HIM BACK DOWN IN THE EXPLICIT LYRICS!
Anarchy goes for the cover here... is he going to pretty much steal yet another pin fall?
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THREEEEEEEEEEE!
SCOTTY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
He's unconscious in the middle of the ring, and it doesn't look like he even knows he's been eliminated. Anarchy, however, does know where he is, what he's just done, and what has become of yet another opponent. He knows he's made it into the last three, and is standing in a strong position in the middle of the ring, having eliminated the last two competitors.
Suddenly, the crowd begin to make a lot of noise. Anarchy acts confused at first, but then decides to play along, thinking they're cheering him...
...Only when he looks to his right does he see Reaver (Ant), battered and bloody, staggering his way back down towards the ring. Everyone had nearly forgotten he was even in this match, including Anarchy (DW)! What's worse for Anarchy, is that he now has not only Reaver coming at him from the way he's facing, but approaching him from behind, chair in hands, is the current SRW Champion...
*** WRITTEN BY GRANDPRIX ***
WHAM! Big boot to the chair that Grandprix was holding and it hits him in the face! Grandprix falls between the ropes to the outside. Reaver (Ant) couldn’t capitalise on the Grandprix distraction and is scooped up and slammed to the mat with a gorilla press slam by Anarchy (DW)! Anarchy has been obsessed with Reaver for ages and he goes to the broken steel and picks up a bit! Reaver staggers to his feet… CRACK! Anarchy plants the steel on the head of Reaver! CRACK! Grandprix out of nowhere! While Anarchy was busy with Reaver, Grandprix recovered, undid the turnbuckle padding, tied the chair to his feet and dropkicked Anarchy in the face from the top turnbuckle!
We’ve got a spare moment in this match, so let us recap on what has happened so far. We started with 7, 3 started in the ring and they were Reaver, Stone Edge and Hawk. Cong Man was the first allowed out of the chambers and was the first to be eliminated when Hawk chokeslammed him THROUGH the steel that surrounds the ring. Cong Man was taken away by paramedics and his condition has not reached us yet. The referee had no choice but to declare Cong Man eliminated.
We were then down to 6 with 3 in the ring and 3 locked up. Grandprix was next to be released and there were no eliminations until Scotty was released. Reaver put the Stone Walls on Stone Edge and he was forced to tap out and was therefore eliminated. Anarchy then got released meaning everyone was in the match. Anarchy promptly eliminated Hawk, with an assist from Scotty but Scotty was next on the hit list and Anarchy needed no help eliminating Scotty with his ‘Explicit Lyrics’. We’ve got a quarter of the surrounding steel destroyed, two of the 8 glass sections smashed and lots of blood spilt.
Back to the match now and Grandprix has taken the chair off his feet. WHAM! Right across the back of Anarchy. Grandprix is leaving Reaver as Anarchy is the bigger threat. Anarchy rolls over to the corner and Grandprix plants the chair into the face of Anarchy once again by taking a page out of RVD’s book. Grandprix turns round to see Reaver using Grandprix to get to his feet. Grandprix raises the chair…
GRANDPRIX FLIES TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING AND LANDS ON THE STEEL! Anarchy grabbed the chair and Grandprix and literally flung them out of the ring! Anarchy seems unimpressed with Grandprix and continues his pursuit of totally destroying Reaver. Anarchy throws Reaver into the exposed turnbuckle and laughs as Reaver squirms around on the floor. Reaver has gone into this match with an injured knee and started this match off! Anarchy pushes Reaver into the corner and starts unloading punches in Reaver’s face! A quick shot to the knee and Reaver yells out in pain!
Anarchy is totally in control now and throws Reaver across the ring. Another slam to Reaver and Anarchy climbs the turnbuckle; I guess he wants to finish it now! Anarchy flips… AND CONNECTS WITH THE SHOOTING STAR LEG DROP! He got all of that one! Anarchy goes for the cover!
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ANARCHY PULLS REAVER’S SHOULDERS OFF THE MAT! WHY? Anarchy had Reaver beat! Reaver didn’t look like kicking out. Well, that surprised the majority of the crowd and myself there. Anarchy continues his focus on Reaver, he picks Reaver up, EXPLICIT LYRICS!! Anarchy is laughing over the fallen Reaver! EXPLICIT LYRICS AGAIN!! Why do this, Anarchy? WHOA! Grandprix flies into Anarchy and they both go over the ropes to the steel outside. I think Grandprix just saved Reaver’s career but only just!
I think Grandprix might have landed on some glass because he is getting to his feet rather uncomfortably. There is glass scattered all over the place. Grandprix goes on one knee, there must be something in his back, Anarchy charges!
SMASH!! BELLY-TO-BELLY THROW BY GRANDPRIX!! Anarchy flies straight through the glass of one of the chambers! It’s even worse for Anarchy because that chamber had already had one broken pane and now both are broken! The crowd are on their feet! They cannot believe what they are witnessing here! Careers and maybe even lives are on the line and it’s all for the CAW Heavyweight Championship!
Reaver is still out in the ring and Grandprix is crawling over. This could be it for Reaver! I don’t think anyone could say Reaver hasn’t worked to be in this position. Anarchy’s vendetta against Reaver, his knee injury and every man and his dog attacking that weakness; what a strong competitor! Grandprix goes over and hooks the leg!
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REAVER KICKS OUT!! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? Reaver looked dead and buried but he found something miraculous to be able to kick out. Grandprix applauds Reaver’s resilience and gets to his feet. He heads over to Anarchy who has got to have glass in almost every part of his body. Anarchy wastes little time in struggling to his feet. Grandprix goes up to Anarchy but he just pushes him aside! Ever since it went to the final 3, Anarchy has focused all his energy on Reaver. It’s as if Grandprix doesn’t exist. What is going through the mind of Anarchy? Has this feud with Reaver become so personal that he could forget about winning the CAW Heavyweight title?
Anarchy is back in the ring but he has failed to deal with Grandprix… FLYING BULLDOG! Good athleticism from Grandprix as he had to balance on the ropes and leap from them. Reaver is actually starting to move! Grandprix spots the movement and just checks to see if Reaver is about to pose any danger to him. He isn’t so he turns back to Anarchy…
CRACK! WHAT A CHAIR SHOT! It reverberated throughout the arena. That split second check of Reaver by Grandprix allowed Anarchy to grab the chair from the outside of the ring and knock Grandprix senseless. If Anarchy covers, he might have him! Anarchy ignores him and goes straight for Reaver! What a show of disdain for the champion!
Anarchy has that evil, sick and twisted look in his eyes as he heads towards Reaver in the
Almost two months ago now, it was announced that at SRW BreakDown there would be a first ever Elimination Chamber match for the CAW World Championship. And since then, chaos has run riot in SRW. After five qualification match-ups, we finally ended up with…seven participants.
“Jetster and puts him into a Reverse Headlock, before shouting at the fans, “this is a move I learnt from a certain friend of mine!” What’s he gonna…DEAD DDT – CRACK!!! OH MAN, THE DEAD DDT ONTO THE CONCRETE, THAT COULD’VE KILLED JETSTER! GET SOME HELP OUT HERE DAMMIT! AND ANARCHY’S MADE A COVER! ONE! TWO! THREE!
This sickening farce of a match has come to an end with Anarchy (DW) as the winner, but what are the consequences!? He quickly leaves the plaza as Reaver (Ant) crawls towards his tag team partner and tends to him, but Jetster is lifeless…paramedics have arrived and start to work on him as Reaver (Ant) stands and screams Anarchy’s name…”YOU’LL PAY ANARCHY (DW), YOU SON OF A B!TCH!!!”
“Scotty’s dragging himself towards that chair, still in the ring. He gets there and somehow manages to get up. Havoc somehow gets up himself; can anyone keep this guy down? Havoc turns around…BANG! What a shot to Havoc’s skull! Havoc’s gone down and Scotty’s laughing. He soon stops though, since Havoc just sat up again! How the hell does he do it?! WHAM! Another shot to Havoc, that chair just bouncing off his skull. The crowd are booing their heads off! Scotty really isn’t playing fair here. He throws the chair to the outside, and climbs up onto the top turnbuckle…CCRRRAAZZYYYSAULT! He lands perfectly on Havoc and goes for the pin, the referee, slowly makes the count…1! 2! 3! Scotty Dogg (Figo) picks up the win!”
“Jackal (RM18) is out cold! He’s not moving… Hawk is just getting to his feet. He goes and pulls the referee into the ring before recovering him. It takes a while but Hawk sorts him out. He goes up high… ELBOW DROP! The Jackal still doesn’t move. Hawk covers him and hooks the leg… Referee Earl Hebner doesn’t seem to know where he is but slowly counts…1 2 3. Hawk wins this thing! He’s going to be in the Elimination Chamber!”
“Scotty swings, Cong Man ducks! CLANG!! WHAT WAS THAT? IT WAS GRANDPRIX WITH A CHAIR!! It’s a rescue attempt! The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) unties Cong Woman and escorts her to the back. Grandprix stands over a fallen Scotty (Figo). Krusher (Lipe) is on his feet and witnesses the carnage. He’s outraged! Hold on…1… 2…3!!! CONG MAN SNUCK UP FROM BEHIND AND WINS!!! Cong Man is in the Elimination Chamber! He will get his hands on Scotty Dogg!! Cong Man and Grandprix head up the ramp, Cong Man thankful to him for saving his wife to be but they’ll be enemies come Breakdown! Krusher is fuming in the ring!”
And after Stone Edge (Jae17) destroyed Reaver (Ant) before their match even started, the Commissioner made this announcement…
“Reaver (Ant) breaths deeply for a moment, “well, you’re wrong. And after months of complete and utter hell for myself, and my friend Jetster, you lot are gonna get exactly what’s coming to you. Y’see, I’ve never had the chance to actually fight back, but next week brings the Elimination Chamber, and on that night I plan to do what none of you could, and destroy all three of you!“That’s why the Elimination Chamber match at SRW BreakDown, is now a SEVEN MAN ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH!”
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Since then, everyone’s had something to say…
Reaver (Ant) - After all the s**t you guys have done to me lately, I’m gonna give it straight back to ya…the name is right – I am gonna break you all down. You think what you did to me was bad? Almost breaking my knee? Burning down my office? That’s nothing...AND I MEAN NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT I’M GONNA DO TO YOU AT BREAKDOWN!”
“And I won’t be finished either – Grandprix, you have taken what is rightfully mine, our feud is not ever yet, not by a long shot. Scotty Dogg (Figo), I’m gonna show you what it’s like to be a real Element…I’m glad you left us, because you never deserved to be there in the first place. You think you’ve been treated unfairly, and that you’re the most talented guy never to have won the CAW World Title? Well you’re gonna have to prove that in the Chamber, because trust me, this will be like nothing you’ve ever experienced. If you ever wanna be a CAW World Champion, this is your chance to prove it. You go out first, and you’re finished. I challenge you to survive to the final two…where I have no doubt you will meet me. Then we’ll see how good you are.”
Reaver (Ant) is about to leave the ring when he stops, and thinks for a moment. “Oh, and Cong Man? I plan to not only continue the greatest and longest ever feud in SRW with you…but to intensify it.”
“This Elimination Chamber match is gonna be something special ladies and gentlemen, and it’s my chance to prove exactly who I am. As I said to Anarchy (DW) a couple of weeks ago…my name is Reaver. Maybe you’ve all forgotten that.”
Grandprix - I’ll start with Hawk. Hawk, we’ve had our rivalries in the past. We battled anywhere and everywhere for that Hardcore title and now we’ve moved that step higher and are battling for the CAW title. You walked out of that Hell In A Cell match as champion and I won it off you. We can put on one heck of a show and I look forward to locking horns with you again, even if you did attack me earlier tonight. Scotty, you’ve had the most title shots out of everyone in SRW and you have not won the big one. Why? I don’t know but it could be your night. I will do everything to stop you and add to your frustration of not winning the big one. Stone Edge, our paths may not have crossed that much but I know what kind of impact you have made since you joined. Are you ready to step to the highest level? Only time will tell. Cong Man, you are indeed a legend in SRW. Young wrestlers can learn everything they need from you. It will be an honour to step into the same ring with you once again and I hope that one day, I’ll be a legend like you. I’ll show you respect but I’m going all out for victory. Reaver, we may not see eye to eye but I’ve found some respect for you over recent weeks. You kept true to your word and even if you felt totally humiliated, I respect you more for not taking the easy way out. Hopefully, your injury will clear up and we’ll settle this feud in the ring. Finally, Anarchy. Creating waves is one thing, riding them to success is another. Going in, it’s been all Anarchy V Reaver. I think everyone, including yourself, is forgetting that I am the champion, I’m the man to beat and I will do everything to make sure that your words come back to haunt you. You’re an unknown quantity but I’ve done my homework, I just hope you have done yours. It’s down to me to be ready. It’s down to me to prepared for every eventuality. I’m ready, how about all of you?”
Stone Edge – “The Elimination Chamber match is this week at Break-Down and I’m one of the greats in there. I just wanted to make clear, I have the uppermost respect for all of the guys in that match… BUT THEY’RE JUST NOT ME! In other words, none of them can beat me! You saw what happened to Jetster earlier on tonight… What happens to the other 6 competitors in the Elimination Chamber will be much, much worse.”
Meanwhile, Anarchy (DW) hasn’t just been talking, he’s been taking action…
Anarchy: You don’t seem to understand just how powerful I am. I can guarantee that when Reaver walks into this office later today, he will feel the heat. Because Anarchy has been in here. It’s almost as if you can smell smoke coming from my head. Or you can sense I’m going to explode. Reaver, you got in my face earlier tonight. When you won that trophy, didn’t they tell you the one rule of wrestling? Don’t mess with fire. Don’t mess with someone bigger and badder then yourself? Well, boy, you’ve made that mistake. And you’re gunna pay for it. But I’m not gunna sit here throwing all your crappy trophies at the wall. And ripping apart your certificates. No no no. Instead, I will demonstrate what happens when you mess with fire. What happens when you mix fire and gasoline.
{Anarchy picks up a bottle filled with gasoline and begins pouring it around Reaver’s office.}
Anarchy: Reaver. You are this office. This is your career. I am the fire that you messed with. Just like the fire will wreck your office; come Elimination Chamber, I will wreck your career. Like they say, “Elimination Chamber…where careers come to die”.
{Anarchy lights the match, and drops it on the floor. The room quickly catches fire. Anarchy remains in the room…staring at the flames.}
And it wasn’t just Anarchy (DW). Hawk (AfroJoe) and Stone Edge (Jae17) have on numerous occasions attacked our CAW Commissioner, feuds have continued between the three former Animalz members Cong Man, Hawk and Scotty Dogg – and Grandprix before last week had stayed out of it all, biding and enjoying his time as CAW World Champion. But all the tension came to a head last week during a grudge match between Jetster and Stone Edge (Jae17)…
“IT SEEMS AS IF THERES NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO… BUT OUT SUDDENLY COMES A BANDAGED AND BRUISED REAVER WITH CRUTCHES!! STONE EDGE IMMEDIATELY LETS GO OF JETSTER AND FOCUSES ALL HIS HATRED ON REAVER AS HE SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND RUNS TOWARDS REAVER… WHO WHACKS HIM WITH HIS CRUTCHES!!! AND AGAIN, AGAIN, AGAIN AND AGAIN!! A WEEKS WORTH OF ANGER IS COMING OUT HERE!!
Reaver finally manages to snap out of it and remembers his lifeless buddy in the ring. He goes over to him and tries to get him out harms way… BUT HE CAN’T, AS HERE COMES THE 6ft 10, 315lbs HAWK!! HE RUNS PAST STONE EDGE AND SLIDES INTO THE RING…. HE SLUGS IT OUT WITH REAVER, UNTIL REAVER IS POWERLESS BUT TO GET BEATEN DOWN BY THE RELENTLESS HAWK!! THE CROWD LOOK ON IN DESPAIR AND SO TOO DOES JETSTER, THEY WANNA HELP, BUT THEY CAN’T!!
BUT WHO’S THAT COMING DOWN THE RAMPWAY…?!! IT’S THE CAW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION – GRANDPRIX!! HE RUN’S UP TO STONE EDGE WHO HAS JUST MANAGED TO GET UP… AND DELIVERS A DEVASTATING FINISH LINE!!!! GRANDPRIX DOESN’T STOP THERE THOUGH AS HE SLIDES INTO THE RING, SLINGS HIS BELT DOWN AND PULLS HAWK OFF REAVER AND TRADES PUNCHES WITH HIM!!! GRANDPRIX GETS THE BETTER OF HAWK AND WHIPS HIM INTO THE ROPES…FINIS…NO…HAWK SCREWDRIVER!! HAWK SCREWDRIVER!!! MY GOD THIS MATCH, MATCH?? MORE LIKE FIGHT, IS INSANE!
AND HERE COMES SCOTTY DOGG AS HE RUNS DOWN THE RAMPWAY AND SLIDES INTO THE RING… HAWK AND SCOTTY STARE AT EACH OTHER… WHATS GONNA HAPPEN NEXT?!
BOOM!! AND SUDDENLY WE ARE IN PITCH DARKNESS AFTER A HUGE BANG CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. CAMERA FLASHES LIGHT THE PLACE UP… UNTIL THE LIGHTS COME BACK ON AND… ANARCHY, SCOTTY AND HAWK ARE BEATING ON GRANDPRIX AND REAVER!! THE TWO FACE’S TRY TO FIGHT BACK BUT ITS NO USE, IT’S A 3 ON 2 ATTACK!! WHERE THE HELL DID ANARCHY COME FROM?
Notice a trend here guys? Of who’s coming down the rampway?… WELL YOU SHOULD DO BECAUSE HERE COMES THE FINAL PARTICIPANT OF THE 7 MAN ELIMINATION CHAMBER AT BREAKDOWN… ITS THE CONG MAN!! HE SPRINTS DOWN TO THE RING… KNOCKING STONE EDGE DOWN ALONG THE WAY… AND SLIDES INTO THE RING…SURELY HE’S GONNA GO AFTER SCOTTY, WHAT WITH RECENT EVENTS! SCOTTY IS TO FIRST TO NOTICE HIM, BUT HE’S TOO LATE AS THE CONG MAN KNOCKS SCOTTY DOWN AND THEN SPINS HAWK ROUND AND DELIVERS A NEAT BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX TO THE 315 POUNDER!! AND NOW HE STARES AT ANARCHY… THE GUYS HUGE… THE CONG MAN RUN’S AT LEAPS UP…BUT GETS LITERALLY PUSHED DOWN BY THE MONSTER ANARCHY! ANARCHY RUNS OVER BUT GETS TAKEN DOWN BY THE CONG MAN AND LANDS FACE FIRST INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE!
Everyone is down but Cong Man, until Grandprix and Reaver make their way up. The three breathe deeply; those attacks were quick one after another! The three men stare at each other… are they gonna fight, or are they leaving it till the Elimination Chamber? The belt lay in the middle of the ring, which all three men stare at. Reaver turns and drags Jetster out of the ring… I think he’s had enough for one night. The Cong Man also makes his way out of the ring… he’s saving his energy till the Elimination Chamber. Grandprix stays in the ring and grabs his belt. He raises his arms aloft and makes his way to the turnbuckle as his music plays out to the cheering crowd. He along with Cong Man & Reaver stand tall tonight, but who will leave Sunday night the champion?”
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Well what a couple of months it has been in SRW, but now it’s finally come down to it. This is it ladies and gentlemen, we’ve seen two amazing Hell In A Cell matches but now we’re set to take a step forward. Seven men, four chambers, one winner…one champion. But, as the 10 ton, pure steel Elimination Chamber is lowered done to the ring, everyone is wondering the same thing…who is going to win? Each of the seven competitors has won the right to be in this match, and in many people’s minds, any one of them could walk out of SR Towers tonight the CAW World Champion.
We took a poll earlier on SRW.com, and the fans voted in there millions. The favourite was current CAW World Champion Grandprix, but he only won 19% of the votes…that’s how close it is. Cameras are flashing everywhere and remember, the EC was constructed with two miles of chain…there is no give to it, and it is indeed the most brutal and deadly type of match we have ever seen here in Special Reserve Wrestling.
“Who let the dogs out!?” And here we go, a surprisingly loud pop goes up from the fans who are no doubt just excited that the match is starting – here comes Scotty Dogg (Figo)! The usually jumpy and enthusiastic Scotty is strangely calm – to be honest the whole atmosphere is different and it’s not surprising, this is the biggest match in SRW history. He drinks from his bottle of water, pours some over himself HHH-style and then struts to the ring, ignoring the fans that are no doubt shouting insults at him. He doesn’t even look up at the massive structure in front of him; he just waits to be allowed in by the referee and then steps straight into his chamber.
Scotty Dogg (Figo) turned against the fans a few months ago after a couple of failed CAW Title attempts – this is his first World Championship match since then, maybe this is his time…
(The Chain hits) A huge – and I mean huge – cheer resounds around the arena as the current CAW World Champion Champion Grandprix confidently makes his way down the ramp, his belt proudly around his waist. He’s held the title for a couple of months now ever since he beat long-time champ Hawk (AfroJoe). He has a feud with Reaver (Ant) to settle which has lasted since the HIAC match, and he also wants to prove himself as the greatest champion ever by beating all the top challengers for his title in one night…it’s gonna be almost impossible for him to do so, but if anyone can do it then Grandprix can. He gives the belt to the referee and steps into his chamber, where Scotty Dogg (Figo) stares him down from across the ring.
“It began in Afrika-ka-ka!!” This guy in an SRW legend, and it’s almost unbelievable that he’s only ever been CAW World Champion once. This match means so much to him, for many reasons. He’s been in a massive feud with Reaver (Ant) all his career – the man he beat for the Title over a year ago now. He used to be best friends and tag partners with Hawk (AfroJoe) and Scotty Dogg (Figo) until they both turned on him and the fans, and just a few months ago it was rumoured he’s never wrestle again. But now he’s back, better than ever, and probably the greatest SRW wrestler of all-time is ready to become the CAW World Champion once again – IT’S THE CONG MAN! The fans are going wild for him as he slaps hands with all of them, takes a quick look at the massive structure before him, and then steps inside only taking a second to look at his former friend Scotty Dogg (Figo). Referee Teddy Long (Tony) locks him into his chamber, and we wait for the man who will take up the final chamber…
(Rancid’s “Ruby Soho” hits) The masses of cheers quickly turn to boos and cheers – but everyone is on their feet, this is the first time that Anarchy has stepped into an SRW arena in over a month! The noise is almost deafening as the sick, twisted Anarchy (DW) steps out from behind the curtain and holds his arms aloft, taking in all the sound – even if it is mostly abuse being directed at him. Ever since joining SRW he’s made a massive impact, and he’s targeted certain people. He destroyed Reaver (Ant)’s tag team partner Jetster in a street fight, he burnt down Reaver’s office and for weeks now he’s been telling us the demented and insane thoughts that have been going through his mind, all brought on by the announcement of this Elimination Chamber match. He is 100% sure in his mind that he’s gonna win here tonight, and before stepping into his chamber, he goes up to each of the other chambers and stares down his rivals…Anarchy (DW) is certainly the wildcard here tonight, who knows what’s gonna happen when he steps into the ring?
“KEEP ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’!” The boos and jeers continue as Stone Edge (Jae17) appears at the top of the entrance ramp – and we all know how he got into this match – by almost breaking Reaver (Ant)’s knee in their qualification bout a couple of weeks ago. Reaver (Ant) allowed him into the match to make it a 7-man EC, with the sole aim of revenge…so whether this is a good thing for Stone Edge or not is debatable. However, he is a former Cruiserweight Champion and many people feel he could be a surprise package in this match, especially if he can use his amazing power and speed to his advantage. He cockily makes his way to the Chamber, sneering all the way and ignoring the fans who are hurling abuse at him. He steps into the Chamber and kicks at the steel grills that surround the ring on all four sides, no doubt formulating plans in his mind. Then he takes a good look at Grandprix, Scotty Dogg, Cong Man and finally locks eyes with Anarchy (DW) – his former friend and fellow DoA member…now the two are hated enemies.
(Raven’s music hits) But Stone Edge’s attention is quickly turned to the entrance ramp, as the second of the three men who are gonna begin the match appears…it’s Hawk (AfroJoe)! Hawk was CAW World Champion for six months before Grandprix took the title and he’s desperate to get it back, and it’s strong opinion backstage that he will. The fans aren’t too sure but it’s no surprise, they hate this guy, but he just feeds of their hatred! He saunters to the Chamber, and walks all the way around the outside; testing out the chains on the outside and taking a good look at each of the chambers that are inhabited by his opponents. Finally he arrives back at the entrance, stares down Stone Edge (Jae17) for a few seconds before stepping inside, and referees separate the two – theirs still one more participant to come.
“My Sacrifice…” A massive pop goes up for Reaver (Ant), something that a couple of months ago was unheard of here in SRW! But I’m not so sure he knew what he was getting himself in for when he danced for us in a pair of boxers and a top hat – because he was soon jumped by Hawk, Anarchy and Havoc, and since then he’s found himself on the end of a lot of heinous attacks. He found favour with the fans but not with the wrestlers, as Anarchy (DW) made it his mission to destroy him mentally, and Stone Edge and Hawk tried to do the same physically. Although Reaver’s knee is still bandaged he’s ready to go tonight, and according to his recent promos he feels that people have forgotten just who he is, and tonight he plans to prove to them and himself that he deserves to be top of the tree, and the CAW World Champion. He stands in front of the Chamber, and closes his eyes, staring up at the heavens, perhaps praying…once again the noise is deafening, and finally he shakes his head, psyches himself up and steps inside – that’s it people, we’re all set!
DING DING!
Referees surround the ring, and Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly) is in charge inside. Lets go over it one more time – this is a 7-Man Elimination Chamber Match for the CAW World Championship. Three men begin the match wrestling in the ring; these are Stone Edge (Jae17), Hawk (AfroJoe) and Reaver (Ant). Every five minutes one man will be released from his chamber – the people currently encased in chambers are Grandprix, Anarchy (DW), The Cong Man and Scotty Dogg (Figo). There will be six eliminations and one winner, and to be honest, I have no idea who that person is gonna be, but I have no doubt that this will be the most memorable match in SRW history. ELIMINATION CHAMBER BABY!
Reaver (Ant) looks enraged as he sprints straight towards Stone Edge (Jae17) and spears him to the ground! The sell-out audience is going mad as Reaver (Ant) pummels away at the man who almost ended his career a fortnight ago, this is revenge! Stone Edge desperately swings his arms and manages to connect, but Reaver (Ant) just won’t relent!
But no! – Hawk (AfroJoe) delivers a Leg Drop right to the neck of Reaver (Ant), his neck almost snapped! Reaver rolls away holding his neck in agony – that just shows how clever Hawk is inside the ring! He picks up a shocked Stone Edge (Jae17) and whips him into the ropes straight into a POWERSLAM! 1…and Stone Edge powers out before the count of 2, and now the two men are exchanging right-hands.
Hawk (AfroJoe) once again gets the upper hand and forces the DoA leader back to the ropes. He tries to throw him again but Stone Edge counters, Hawk bounces off the ropes straight into a BACK BODY DROP OUT OF THE RING AND ONTO THE STEEL GRILLING – CRACK!
The fans cheer loudly as the former CAW World Champion connects painfully with the unforgiving steel, and he holds his back in anguish – he wasn’t expecting that at all!
Stone Edge (Jae17) sneers and celebrates to the crowd, receiving a mixture of boos and jeers! He goes to step between the ropes but Reaver (Ant) gets there first, knocking him through them instead! Reaver delivers a powerful upper-cut that sends Stone Edge crashing back against the chains, before kicking him in the gut and planting him WITH A DDT ON THE STEEL!!! OH MAN, THAT WAS BRUTAL, AND THE ‘HOLY SH!T’ CHANTS ARE GOING UP ALREADY! STONE EDGE COULD BE OUT COLD!
Reaver (Ant) stares down at his bloody opponent and smiles for the first time in months! He turns and CRASH – HAWK SPEARS HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE STEEL CHAINS! Reaver (Ant) doubles over, all the wind knocked out of him, and Hawk (AfroJoe) wastes no time in pushing against one side of Anarchy (DW)’s chamber, who can only stand and watch. Hawk then takes a few steps back, smiles evilly and…oh man, what’s he going for here…he sprints full pace at Reaver looking to spear him once again, but the Commisioner skips outta the way at the last moment and Hawk is sent smashing into the Chamber – WHAM! The glass refused to yield, but Hawk certainly did there, that could’ve broken his shoulder!
Reaver (Ant) regains himself and then throws Hawk (AfroJoe) back into the ring, where he quickly applies…THE OVERDRIVE! Reaver (Ant) is trying to lock in his submission finisher; he wants to get rid of Hawk early! Hawk kicks away with his legs to prevent it and manages to nail a sharp kick to the temple, before getting to his feet and hitting a massive CLOTHESLINE!
Reaver (Ant) struggles to his feet, but Hawk (AfroJoe) has no intention of letting up, as he kicks Reaver in the stomach and lifts him above his head…SIT-DOWN POWERBOMB – WHAM! Massive impact, all on the back of Reaver’s head and neck! Hawk (AfroJoe) looks up and laughs to the crowd’s disgust, but he doesn’t care. He begins to stomp mercilessly at Reaver’s bandaged knee, a good tactic; Reaver won’t have a chance if he can’t walk. For the first time in the match Reaver actually looks scared and he desperately tries to crawl away, but Hawk has his leg…Reaver is on one leg and he turns to face Hawk…ENZIGURI KICK! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!
Hawk (AfroJoe) is the first to stir, and once again he shows his in-ring intelligence and begins to blatantly choke Reaver (Ant) – Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly) tries to stop him but remember this is no disqualification, and Hawk just won’t let go! Reaver is running out of air and is beginning to fade…suddenly Hawk lets go and points up at the top rope, nodding…we know what’s coming!
He slowly but surely climbs to the top rope, where he stands aloft and signals to the fans that jeer in response! He’s looking to finish Reaver (Ant) off for good, and the 300lb+ monster leaps into the air…ELBOW DROP – WHAM!! HAWK JUST SENT HIS ELBOW STRAIGHT INTO THE HEART OF REAVER (ANT), AFTER MONTHS OF HELL IS IT FINALLY OVER FOR THE COMMISSIONER!? HOOK OF THE LEG!
1…Hawk (AfroJoe) is grinning gleefully!
2…The fans are screaming for Reaver (Ant) to kick-out!!
THR – NO, KICK-OUT!! REAVER (ANT) KICKS OUT!
The arena erupts and Hawk (AfroJoe) is irate, but he takes no time in heading to the top rope once again, but this time Reaver (Ant) is quicker and he stops him halfway up! He turns to face the ring and lifts Hawk (AfroJoe) onto his shoulders…oh man, he runs halfway across the ring before finally CRASH!! – RUNNING POWERBOMB!! RUNNING POWERBOMB TO HAWK (AFROJOE)! Reaver (Ant) collapses in exhaustion, and once again both these warriors are down and out!
BZZZZT!!!
Just as all this happens the buzzer goes off and the arena is thrown into darkness – five minutes has passed, and the spotlight is set to pick the first person to enter the match from their chamber…
IT’S CONG MAN!!!
The audience goes wild as Cong Man is released from his chamber and the lights come back on, and he steps out to take a few seconds to look around.
BUT WAIT STONE EGDE IS SPRINTING TOWARDS CONG MAN FROM ONE CORNER OF THE RING – CCCRRRAAASSSHHH!!! HOLY SH!T, STONE EDGE JUST SPEARED THE CONG MAN THROUGH HIS OWN GODDAMN CHAMBER, GLASS IS EVERYWHERE!
ELIMINATION CHAMBER BABY!
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*Written By The Cong Man*
This is absolute chaos and we’re barely five minutes into this match!!! You know it’s only going to get more and more brutal as time goes on. Stone Edge and The Cong Man are lying in the shattered remnants of that chamber and they are visibly cut to shreds, there is blood everywhere.
Reaver is back up on his feet, although he is on rubber legs and his bandaged knee looks as though it could give way at any moment. Amongst all the chaos, Hawk has seemingly disappeared; Reaver looks around, concerned as to the whereabouts of the former CAW champion. He looks left, right, left again, right again, but...FAILS TO LOOK UP!!! Hawk had scaled the chamber holding Grandprix and flew off wiping out Reaver with a flying clothesline. All four men are now down in the ring. Hawk manages to crawl across...
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thre...NO!!! Kick out at 2 and 999/1000s.
OH MY GOD!!! The Cong Man is moving and he’s got a piece of that shattered glass...AND HE’S STICKING IT RIGHT INTO THE HEAD STONE EDGE!!! This is sick...Stone Edge bleeding so much now, that even Ric Flair would be proud!!! Hawk is back to his feet, but Reaver is still lying prone...Hawk grabs the leg...spinning toe hold!!! Reaver is screaming in pain!!! He may have to tap out in order to save his own career...that knee isn’t ready for a match of this magnitude...WHAM!!! The Cong Man goes flying into Hawk...after having been shoved away by Stone Edge. Unfortunately for Reaver, Hawk still had hold of his leg and lands awkwardly on top of it. More screaming in pain from the CAW commissioner.
Stone Edge emerges from the wreckage of the broken chamber and realises that he is the only competitor left standing. This is absolute carnage. Stone Edge’s face is covered from top to bottom by the crimson mask and he has a huge, visible laceration running almost the length of his back. Stone Edge zeroes in on Reaver...obviously figuring that he is the most vulnerable at this point. Stone Edge goes for another spinning toe hold...”WOOOH!” The chorus of ‘whooing’ indicates that Stone Edge has in fact gone for a figure four leg lock. Reaver is in trouble! Reaver is screaming once again and the fans whistle and this commentator begins to worry about Reaver’s future.
The monster, Hawk is now back to his feet too. He looks around and sees Reaver and Stone Edge locked up on the canvas and then the Cong Man struggling back to his feet. An evil smile is just visible on Hawk’s face, even from this distance. Hawk grabs the Cong Man by the throat...CHOKE SLAM!!! WHAT ELEVATION!!! AND...to make the manoeuvre worse than it would have been anyway, Hawk dumped Cong the wrong side of the ropes trapping him between the ropes and the chains. Cong Man and Reaver are being destroyed so far in this match.
But look!!! Up on the ramp!!! Here comes The Cong Woman!!! She runs down to ringside and checks on the status of her man as the red-blooded males in attendance begin to wolf-whistle. Hawk, not as concerned for the welfare of his former partner, drags him back through the ropes...OH MY GOD!!! Unseen by the camera’s the Cong Woman handed the Cong Man a coil of barbed wire and he’s driving it into Hawk’s forehead!!! Now three out of four competitors are bleeding profusely and we’re not even ten minutes into the match yet!!!
During all this Reaver has been trapped in the figure four and appears to have now passed out through the pain! Hebner spots that Reaver’s shoulders are down...
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REAVER SITS UP!!! The fans are cheering!!! BUT STONE EDGE GRABS THE ROPES FOR MORE ELEVATION!!! Hebner can’t break the hold, as this is a no DQ match!! REAVER IS TAPPING OUT!!! But Hebner correctly chooses not to call for the bell, as despite not being able to call for the break, it still isn’t a legal submission hold!!!
Cong Man goes behind Hawk and locks on a full nelson with the barbed wire still embedded in his skull. Cong then uses his foot to apply pressure to the back of Hawk’s knee, causing him to fall forwards...BANANA PEEL!!! He used a different method to apply it, but it’s still his favoured submission hold. Hawk is now screaming out in pain, something of a recurring theme so far in this match-up. Stone Edge sees what is going on and leaves Reaver limp on the canvas. Stone Edge locks a Boston Crab on HAWK!!! Hawk is in danger of being split in two!!! His screams have audibly gone up by an octave!!!
With Reaver still down and seemingly out in the corner, Cong Man and Stone Edge simultaneously release Hawk...looks like they’ve got the same idea...Cong goes for the pin…
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BUT STONE EDGE DRAGGED HIM OFF!!! Stone Edge now with the cover on Hawk...
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NOW CONG MAN DRAGS STONE EDGE OFF!!! Cong and Stone Edge now trade blows highlighting one important factor in this match, any alliances are short lived with the carrot of the CAW title hanging in front of these ego-driven monsters! Reaver has slowly pulled himself back up to his feet, with the aid of the ropes, and he attempts to join in the fisticuffs, but his knee may be severely damaged at this point and it gives out on him, leaving him back on the canvas. Meanwhile, Stone Edge goes to Irish whip Cong to the ropes, but Cong reverses and...Cong scoops Stone Edge up on to his shoulder, spins round and drops Stone Edge’s back across his knee...he may have just invented that move...I’ll call it a spinning over the shoulder back-breaker for now.
Hawk is back up now as well, despite being a bloody mess. He tries to get the ring of barbed wire off his head, but it’s so well embedded into his skin that he can’t budge it. LOW BLOW!!! Stone Edge goes downstairs on the Cong Man and...walks away!!! He’s going after Reaver instead! Stone Edge stomping on the injured knee of Reaver!!! He grabs both legs and...STONE WALLS!!! Stone Edge’s version of the walls of Jericho is locked in on the CAW commissioner, but Reaver is too near the ropes and uses the leverage to power out!!! Another close call for Reaver, who is hanging in this match by the skin of his teeth!!!
Meanwhile Hawk is now manhandling the Cong Man and launches him headfirst into the walls of the elimination chamber!!! Cong rebounds straight into a spinning powerslam. Cover...
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...but Cong gets the left shoulder up! Hawk looks disgusted and drags Cong back up to his feet by his hair, before throwing him over the top rope. Cong lands with a clang on the steel pathway bridging the gap between the ring and the chamber encircling it.
Stone Edge Irish whips Reaver towards the corner post, but Reaver doesn’t make it that far, as his knee buckles underneath him again and he crumples to the canvas in a heap. Hawk strides over the top rope toward Cong Man, who is flat out on the steel. Stone Edge has gone up to the top rope...BIG SPLASH ON REAVER’S KNEE!!! Hawk has Cong Man up...he grabs him by the throat...CHOKESLAM!!! OH MY GOD!!! THE CONG MAN IS DEAD!!! HE WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE STEEL!!! Even Hawk looks shocked!!!
BZZZZT!!!
Just as all this happens the buzzer again goes off and the arena is again thrown into darkness – we’re now ten minutes into the match, and the spotlight is set to pick the second person to enter the match from their chamber…
IT’S GRANDPRIX!!!
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*Written By Jae*
This is absolute carnage! I can’t believe what just happened! Hawk still looks shocked as he stares down at the broken body of The Cong Man! Cong is lying amongst steel, which his body just went through! There’s blood everywhere! Paramedics rush down beneath the Elimination Chamber to check on Cong Man… Will he be able to carry on in this match? I guess we’ll find out soon enough.
Thought begins to kick in and Hawk begins to smile sadistically at what he has just done and then turns around to get back into this match… THE FINISH LINE! I guess he didn’t realise that another competitor had joined this match-up with all the goings-on! Woah! Blood looks to be pouring out of Hawks head! Grandprix carries on this massacre next with ANOTHER FINISH LINE BUT THIS TIME TO STONE EDGE! Grandprix is dominating! He next looks to take care of Reaver who is currently holding on to his knee in pain after that big splash by Stone Edge!
Grandprix grabs the leg of Reaver and stomps on it a few times before climbing the chamber of which he has just exited! Once on top, Reaver is still holding on to his knee and Stone Edge and Hawk are still down! Who’s he going to get? What’s he going to do?
THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON REAVER INTO THE COVER! It’s very rare that we see this move from Grandprix. This has got to be all for the SRW Commissioner!
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AND STONE EDGE MAKES THE SAVE! Why did he do that, you ask? Who would be next to be taken out after Reaver? Hawk or Stone Edge because it certainly wouldn’t be Grandprix whilst he is doing this much damage to everyone else! Grandprix gets to his feet and fights Stone Edge into the corner of the ring with some right hands. It looks as if Grandprix has something in mind until all thoughts of whatever it was, are taken away by Hawk! It’s now a team game once again!
Hawk lifts Grandprix into the air in a suplex position and holds him there. It looks as if he will power out until… STONE EDGE JUMPS FROM THE TURNBUCKLE AND HITS HIM DOWN WITH A CROSS BODY! Grandprix goes down!
Hawk begins to stomp on him slowly. He looks to have lost a lot of blood but manages to hit the champion hard! Stone Edge is soon back to his feet with blood trickling down his face. He looks around and sees Reaver who has been put out of this match for a while. The former Cruiserweight Champion smiles and heads that way… STONE WALLS LOCKED IN! Reaver screams cause this time he has no-where to go! You know why? He’s lying on the damn steel! Yeah. His strategy of getting out the way for a while worked… UNTIL NOW! Stone Edge screams at him to tap and Reaver screams back in pain but doesn’t tap… How is he holding on?
Hawk has pulled Grandprix up to his feet but the champion is fighting back! Right Hand! Left Hand! Right Hand and The Pit Stop to finish off! Hawk goes up in the Rock Bottom like manoeuvre and straight back down onto the canvas into the cover!
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AND HAWK KICKS OUT! Grandprix decides to leave Hawk alone and heads onto the steel outside the ring avoiding the big hole that The Cong Man lies beneath. He sees Stone Edge and Reaver and Stone Edge drops the hold! Reaver looks to be seriously out cold and just flops onto the steel. He never tapped but that’s not always the best of things for a human anatomy.
Grandprix runs at Stone Edge but… BACK BODY DROP AND GRANDPRIX GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH THE GLASS OF AN UNUSED CHAMBER! Stone Edge smiles as blood begins to surface on the back of Grandprixs head. He must have hit that glass badly but is it even possible to hit it in a good way?!
Stone Edge sits down on the steel to try and recover a bit of his energy as all participants of this match are currently down excluding those who are yet to enter this destruction…
The Cong Man has now been loaded onto a stretcher. It doesn’t look good for him. The paramedics begin to carry him up the ramp. Cong Woman is by his side. The fans cheer out of respect for the SRW legend and look! Is he trying to get up? Cong looks like he’s trying to move but no! He collapses back down onto the stretcher. He’s hurt badly. Hopefully we’ll have an update on his condition next week on Eclipse. The referee is forced to eliminate The Cong Man from this match by means of KO by Hawk.
…Stone Edge is now back to his feet and with blood pouring down his face and is beginning to climb the chamber that Grandprix WAS just lying inside amongst shattered glass! What does he have in mind?! Reaver hasn’t moved at all since Stone Edge released him from the Stone Walls about 1 minute ago and Hawk is still down but beginning to move. As for Grandprix; HE’S UP AND BEGINNING TO CLIMB THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CHAMBER!
Stone Edge is to the top and looks to have a Power Cut on his mind! Grandprix is almost to the top though! He grabs the leg of Stone Edge who kicks him away! Grandprix falls down to the steel with a thud! Now Stone Edge looks over to Hawk who is now up! He looks unhappy and… OMG! FLYING DROPKICK FROM THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER TO HAWK!
Hawk flies to the opposite side of the ring and goes down. Stone Edge lies on the mat. Grandprix is out lying on the steel and Reaver still hasn’t moved a muscle since he was released from the Stone Walls! What’s next for this match?
The referee looks around waiting for someone to arise but no one does.
About 20 seconds later… Grandprix is to his feet! He slowly enters the ring and looks to finish off Hawk with a cover…
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BUT NO! Hawk refuses to exit this match just yet! Grandprix gets to his feet and looks to finish off Stone Edge instead who is now stood on his feet in an almost vertical position. With blood dripping everywhere, he slowly turns around to find Grandprix running at him! Another Back-Body Drop? NO! GRANDPRIX MANAGES TO LAND ON THE TURNBUCKLE! Stone Edge turns around to see the damage he’s caused but there is none… FLYING FINISH LINE!
Grandprix is about to go for the cover, but sees Hawk on his feet beyond the crimson mask covering his face! He gets to his feet and walks over to Hawk but… LOW BLOW! The champion falls down to the mat as does Hawk. It doesn’t look like he’s gained enough energy yet to carry on this match.
Everyone is down AGAIN! Stone Edge, Hawk and Grandprix all lie in the ring and Reaver is still out on the steel! Only the Cong Man has been eliminated so far as this 5 minutes looks to be almost over! It may have been a mistake of the 3 men in the ring to leave Reaver in this match. He could have been eliminated at any time over the past 2/3 minutes but nobody has even hit him with a punch. He could be unconscious for all we know. He still has yet to move after those devastating Stone Walls were locked in earlier…
BZZZT!
It’s time for someone else to enter this match but who?
IT’S SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO)! Where will this match go from here? We’re about to find out as Scotty
steps out onto the steel with an evil smirk on his face…
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**WRITTEN BY FIGO**
Scotty stares round with his sadistic smile at the devastation that lies in front of him. The crowd are cheering, not for Scotty, but for the excitement this match has produced so far! Its almost as if Scotty doesn’t know what to do as he stands there, waiting maybe for someone to arise.
He finally works forwards, where Stone Edge begins to stir and pulls on Scotty’s trousers to try and somehow make his way up. Scotty stares at the crimson mask of Stone Edge’s face. The crowd continue to cheer, that just want something to happen! Scotty continues staring at Stone Edge, he looks up, then down and lays a sharp right hand to Stone Edge, knocking him down easily. The crowd boo and jeer as Scotty shouts trash at Stone Edge! Meanwhile, Grandprix is slowly crawling around the ring and looking to make his way up.
Scotty continues to mock Stone Edge, but the crowd are all looking at Grandprix, who’s managed to make his way up and charges towards the totally oblivious Scotty…turn round… FINISH LI…NO…Scotty turns round at the last split second and ducks the huge arm of Grandprix who forces himself to a halt, spins round and SUPERKICK!! SMACK! The crowd shout the ‘oooh’ as Grandprix is on the receiving end of Scotty’s boot, which sends him flying over the ropes and onto the unforgiving steel!!
Scotty follows out and lays the boots to Grandprix on the steel. Hawk, Stone Edge and even the battered and bruised Reaver are beginning to stir. Hawk is the first fully up as he staggers out towards Reaver, who is crouched forwards, with one arm on the steel chains that surround the ring. Hawk exits through the ropes but gets a big club to the back by Reaver. He pushes Hawk back through the ropes and follows after him. The crowd cheer on the visibly limping Reaver, who has so far in this matchup been torn apart by various submission holds, including that dreaded Stone Walls locked on him earlier by Stone Edge. Reaver throws Hawk into the corner and begins to stomp on the 6 footer. The referee stops Reaver for a second, and Hawk uses it to his advantage as he storms his way up and shoves Reaver into the corner!
Hawk beats down Reaver relentlessly! The referee tries to stop Hawk, but he is helpless but to let the punishment carry on, anything is legal! Scotty suddenly stops all what he is doing and hops into the ring, he sprints towards Hawk…WHO TURNS ROUND AND LITERALLY LAUNCHES SCOTTY OVER THE ROPES AND INTO THE STEE…Or has he? No, Scotty has hung onto the chains! Hawk is oblivious! He smiles sadistically in the ring, before turning round to see the damage he has caused…NONE! FLYING SPINNING KICK TO HAWK!!
Scotty jumps up but is immediately confronted by Stone Edge who forces him to the ropes. He whips him into the ropes, Scotty ducks the clothesline attempt, bounces back and… FINISH LINE!! Grandprix just leapt into the ring and delivered a devastating Finish line to Scotty from outa’ nowhere! And now Grandprix sprints over to Stone Edge who…ducks outa the way, and Reaver sprints from the turnbuckle and delivers a swinging neck breaker to Grandprix! The crowd cheer as the CAW commissioner looks to lay some offence to Stone Edge, but his leg buckles from underneath of him just as he reaches Stone Edge, who shoves him beneath his legs and lifts Reaver high up into the air… the crowd stare as they wait for the inevitable… BUT HAWK FLIES FULL FORCE INTO THE STOMACH OF STONE EDGE, SENDING REAVER CRASHING DOWN TO THE MAT AND STONE EDGE’S BACK HARD INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!
The crowd are blowing the roof here at SRW Break-down, but there’s no time to talk, as Scotty is scaling the chamber that holds Anarchy inside, who stares upwards, as Hawk turns round… and Scotty flies!…But Hawk catches him mid-air and nails the HAWK SCREWDRIVER, HAWK SCREWDRIVER TO SCOTTY!! My god, Scottys neck just crumpled, it might be broken! Hawk stares into the crowd and then at the ceiling…before making the cover on Scotty… 1…
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…Thr…NO! Scotty kicks out! Unbelievable! But there’s no time to dwell on what just happened as Grandprix throws the big man out of the ring and follows after him. Meanwhile Reaver is standing on one leg and kneeling down with the other as he takes a moment to catch his breath – a fall like he took really takes the breath outta you. Reaver is finally up, and he slowly makes his way to Stone Edge… who runs towards him all of sudden and…receives a knee to the mid-section. Reaver is quickly onto Stone Edge and grabs his legs! The crowd start to cheer loudly as Reaver is trying to turn over Stone Edge… HE’S TRYING TO LOCK ON THE SAME MOVE THAT STONE EDGE DID TO HIM… THE STONE WALLS!! STONE EDGE TWISTS AND TURNS AND WRITHS IN PAIN AS REAVER WRENCHES THAT BACK!! STONE EDGE CRAWLS TO THE ROPES AND GRABS THEM… BUT REAVER PULLS HIM BACK INTO THE CENTRE OF THE RING!! STONE EDGE CAN’T BARE THE PAIN… HE LIFTS HIS HAND UP…IS HE GOING TO GET ELIMINATED WITH HIS OWN FINISHING MOVE?!!….
…“TAP YOU SON OF A B!TCH!!”
…AND HE DOES!!! HE DOES!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, the second participant to be eliminated from this matchup via submission – Stone Edge!”
The crowd literally blow the roof off as they chant the name of “REAVER!! REAVER!” A few months ago, this would never of happened, but just look at him now. Reaver staggers towards the ropes and faces the chanting crowd…what a spectacle.
The referees open the steel infrastructures door and begin to pull Stone Edge from the ring… but suddenly he shoves the referee’s off him and pulls himself up via the chains. He grabs a shard of glass from one of the broken chambers and sprints into the ring… AND HE SPINS THE CELEBRATING REAVER ROUND AND NAILS HIM WITH THAT SHARP PIECE OF GLASS!! MY GOD!!
Stone Edge begins to relentlessly beat on Reaver much to the crowds disliking! The referees try to force Stone Edge away…but they can’t! The crowd boo and jeer loudly… until them boo’s and jeers turn to humungous cheers (hey that rhymed) as someone is sprinting down the ramp with a steel chair! – Its Reaver’s buddy – Jetster!! He sprints into the ring and immediately shoves the referees out of the way and spins round Stone Edge… SMACK!! CHAIR SHOT TO STONE EDGE! Jetster throws the chair down and starts shouting trash to the DoA faction leader until the referee’s try to get Jetster out of the chamber. Jetster pleads with the referees to let him check on his friend – Reaver, but there’s no point as Jetster is taken out of the ring along with the out cold Stone Edge and the door locked behind them – the match shall continue!
We’re now down to five superstars it would seem, with one of them fresh and ready for action still in a chamber, and that’s the huge, vicious monster that is Anarchy! All men are down but Grandprix, who has kept Hawk at bay on steel and is now getting his breath back. Scotty is crouched in the corner of the ring and Reaver lay by the ropes…after being viciously attacked by Stone Edge, oh, and he got a huge piece of glass punched into him!
The timer suddenly appears on the bottom of the screen and the crowd count down… 10…9…8…7.. Anarchy has by now realised that he is about to be unleashed and he pumps himself up… 5….4…3.. ”My god…here he comes!!” screams JR…
2….1!!! BZZZT!!! The arena is thrown into darkness for a second before Anarchy is unleashed from his chamber!! The crowd start to cheer; as they know how much damage this man can cause and what devastation he could possibly add to the lives of these young superstars! The arena is buzzing as Anarchy grabs the Steel Chair that lay by his chamber from when Jetster used it. Grandprix is first to react to this titan’s presence and the champion shows no fear as he sprints full pelt towards him…CRACK!! OOOHH!! MY GOD, WHAT FORCE THAT CHAIR SHOT HAD ON THE SKULL OF THE CHAMPION!!
The crowd are in shock and so too are the superstars… they all stare in probably fear at what his just happened! Scotty and Reaver suddenly turn to each other…they hate one-another, but I think they’ve just realised that there going to have to team up to take on this man-beast! The two pull themselves up and slowly walk towards opposite corners. Anarchy stands between them in the middle of the ring…the camera switches between the three…it’s a tense moment here at SRW Breakdown! Suddenly Reaver sprints towards Anarchy…who throws the chair down…Reaver jumps, but gets caught in the huge arms of Anarchy…who spins round with Reaver still in his hands and… nails a huge big boot in the face of Scotty who has just ran towards him! Scotty falls down holding his face, as Reaver is helpless in Anarchy’s arms! Anarchy stares at the crowd… before lifting Reaver high up into the air in a military press. He walks over towards the steel where a huge hole remains from when the Cong Man had been planted through it…Oh my god…surely he isn’t going to do this…the crowd stare in shock as ANARCHY LITERALLY THROWS REAVER THROUGH THE HUGE HOLE IN THE STEEL!! HOLY SH!T, HOLY SH!T!!
I don’t believe it; Reaver just got thrown through the huge steel hole!! Will Reaver be eliminated in the same way in which the Cong Man got eliminated!? Well we’ll have to wait and see… but here comes the only man that can surely match Anarchy pound for pound – Hawk!! They lock up in the centre of the ring before Anarchy lays a huge boot into the mid-section of Hawk… AND LIFTS HIM HIGH UP ON HIS SHOULDERS…SHOWING INCREDIBLE STRENGTH!! HE STARES AT THE SHOCKED CROWD…BEFORE DELIVERING… THE EXPLICIT LYRICS, THE EXPLICIT LYRICS ONTO THE CHAIR ON THE 6FT, 350 POUNDER HAWK!!!
The crowd continue to shout and scream loudly as we have just witnessed Anarchy decimate every single participant in the Elimination Chamber!! He falls into the cover on Hawk…
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THR.... NO! AT THE LAST SECOND HAWK GOT HIS SHOULDER UP OFF THE MAT. He marginally flicked his shoulder upwards - that's quite possibly all the strength he had left gone with that simple action! That's about all he had left.
Anarchy tries not to react. He keeps himself calm. He's composed, and he's ready to finish Hawk off for good. Anarchy smiles, and picks Hawk up off the mat. Hawk stands there dazed for about a second, before falling right back down again. It doesn't look like he's going to be able to continue! Anarchy (DW) pulls him off the canvas again, this time with no intention of letting the former champion drop to the ground. He holds Hawk steady with his left arm, and with his right, motions towards the crowd, before slamming it into the neck of Hawk, knocking him straight back into the ring. What a vicious clothesline, with such power, despite Anarchy being nearly at a standstill. Anarchy is now about to pick up Hawk again, but he doesn't notice Grandprix sneaking into the ring behind him. He lifts Hawk off the ground, and is about to perform another move, but Grandprix shouts his name...
...Anarchy hears this, and slowly turns around. The second he is facing Grandprix; there's no time to react.. Grandprix had already started running, AND STICKING OUT ONE GIANT ARM, HE DELIVERS THE FINISH LINE TO NOT ONLY ANARCHY, BUT HAWK -WHO WAS STANDING DAZEDLY BEHIND- AS WELL. Grandprix has just flattened the already pretty much-dead Hawk and the fresh Anarchy.
The crowd are cheering wildly. Grandprix has a chance to eliminate a man here... but he chooses not to go for the cover on either of the men. Instead, he begins to help Hawk to his feet. What is happening here??? Grandprix is actually helping his archrival to his feet! He leans Hawk (AJ) on the ropes, and starts talking to him. Behind the noise of the audience, we can't hear what they're saying, but the facial expressions tell that Grandprix isn't wanting to go for Hawk... why? The reason is unknown. But he is definitely signalling to Hawk that they should team up to get Anarchy. Strange stuff, indeed.
Speaking of Anarchy, the monster himself is using the ropes on the opposite side of the ring to pull himself to his feet. Hawk tells Grandprix something, and Grandprix nods, before setting himself up for the Finish Line. The crowd's noise level calms down a bit - it's a tense moment. Anarchy turns around to face the centre of the ring, AND GRANDPRIX SMASHES THROUGH HIM WITH THE FINISH LINE! ANARCHY IS PRETTY MUCH GONE! Grandprix celebrates towards the crowd, who went absolutely wild the second that Finish Line collided with Anarchy's neck. BUT WAIT A MINUTE! HAWK IS SILENTLY ENCOURAGING GRANDPRIX TO TURN AROUND! Grandprix, possibly going to turn to discuss more tactics with Hawk, doesn't have a clue what he's about to walk into - he turns to face the man he won the championship belt off but suddenly decided to team with right now...
...AND WALKS STRAIGHT INTO A BIG BOOT! WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT FOR??? THE CROWD ARE GOING ABSOLUTELY MENTAL HERE! They're are actually chucking paper cups, hamburgers, signs and anything they can get their hands on at Hawk. The ring is filling up with rubbish. Hawk is just standing and laughing, though. He kicks out at a pile of rubbish lying on the floor in front of him, before slowly walking over towards the struggling Grandprix. Hawk grabs his hair and begins to talk some trash. He elbows Grandprix in the back of the neck and drags him towards the centre of the ring. Hawk raises his hands in the air, before putting Grandprix into the Hawk Screwdriver position. The crowd continue to boo wildly here, but Hawk raises Grandprix off the ground, flips him around, AND RAMS HIS NECK INTO THE MAT IN THE HAWK SCREWDRIVER! MY GOD, GRANDPRIX HAS ALMOST LITERALLY JUST BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!
HAWK GOES FOR THE COVER!
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TH... NO! SCOTTY PULLED HAWK OFF GRANDPRIX! Where did he come from??? He had been hiding under the ring ever since Reaver was thrown through the steel hole by Anarchy!
He now starts beating on Hawk, using any part of his anatomy to beat Hawk senseless, not that he's not already at that stage... Scotty (Figo) continues to pummel Hawk, however, kicking the living hell out of him. He picks Hawk (AJ) up from the canvas, before giving him a Brainbuster right in the middle of the ring! Now Scotty is heading up top! He points to Hawk, and he opens his arms wide, and as the crowd go ballistic, SCOTTY JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND LANDS THE CRAZYSAULT ON HAWK! Scotty seems to have hurt himself in the process, but Hawk is out of it completely.
Now here comes Anarchy! Anarchy (DW) picks Scotty up off the ground, and lobs him over the top rope out of the ring. He then covers Hawk..... he's going to steal the pin that Scotty Dogg so deserved to get!
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HAWK IS ELIMINATED!
This is incredible... the feeling from the arena. You've got to feel sorry for the SRW wrestlers, as the noise level is almost deafening. So Hawk is gone then - we're down to four men. Grandprix and Scotty Dogg are both lying outside the ring, but they're not motionless. Anarchy is the only one standing - he's standing alone in the ring, ready for whatever any of the competitors can throw at him, if anything. As for our fourth competitor still remaining, Commissioner Reaver doesn't look like he's going to have much to say for the rest of this match. He's been out cold for at least 10 minutes, and it was about this time that the paramedics started to remove Cong Man. Somehow I've got a feeling that Jetster may be preventing them from doing the same to his buddy, though. He wants Reaver to win this match, and isn't going to let him by eliminated like this.
Back in the ring, both Grandprix and Scotty Dogg are climbing in on opposite sides. Anarchy isn't sure what to do, who to go for, and whether he should just leave them to it. He goes for the latter option, sliding quickly out of the ring. Scotty and Grandprix set eyes on each other, and familiar flashes of anger can be seen across their battered faces. Not particularly great chums, then? Nope.
Scotty begins to run towards Grandprix, and attempts a clothesline. Grandprix ducks under this, however, and Scotty runs off the ropes, and tries again - this second attempt fails as well, and as Scotty returns off the ropes a second time, Grandprix hits him with a Powerslam! Scotty is back on his feet again quickly, however, showing great intensity and energy. He runs at Grandprix again, but this time Grandprix hits him with a drop toe hold, and Scotty's neck catches on the ropes. An "Oooooh!" sound comes from the crowd, and rightly so - that one must have hurt! Grandprix tries picking up Scotty off the ropes again from behind, but Scotty reacts quickly, a delivers a low blow with the back of his leg. Grandprix falls to the mat clutching his nether regions, while Scotty gets to his feet amid jeering from the audience.
Scotty picks up the chair that has been lying in the corner of the ring for quite some time. He sets it up right in the middle of the ring, and hauls Grandprix to his feet. What's he doing here??? Scotty sets Grandprix up for a Suplex. Oh no. Not on the chair. He lifts Grandprix off the ground - SOMEBODY STOP HIM - AND LANDS GRANDPRIX'S NECK RIGHT ON THAT CHAIR! THAT WAS MORE OF A BRAINBUSTER THAN A SUPLEX! Scotty is now heading up top! He looks around, shouts something to the crowd before jumping... AND LANDING ON THE CHAIR IN THE CENTRE OF THE RING, NO DOUBT DOING SOME SERIOUS INTERNAL DAMAGE IN THE PROCESS!
The crowd wonder for a minute what happened, but they find out, as Anarchy slides into the ring casually. He pulled Grandprix out of the ring just as Scotty was about to make impact, causing great damage to the 'Dogg. Anarchy now pulls Scotty to his feet, before taunting him for a bit, picking him up, AND SLAMMING HIM BACK DOWN IN THE EXPLICIT LYRICS!
Anarchy goes for the cover here... is he going to pretty much steal yet another pin fall?
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THREEEEEEEEEEE!
SCOTTY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
He's unconscious in the middle of the ring, and it doesn't look like he even knows he's been eliminated. Anarchy, however, does know where he is, what he's just done, and what has become of yet another opponent. He knows he's made it into the last three, and is standing in a strong position in the middle of the ring, having eliminated the last two competitors.
Suddenly, the crowd begin to make a lot of noise. Anarchy acts confused at first, but then decides to play along, thinking they're cheering him...
...Only when he looks to his right does he see Reaver (Ant), battered and bloody, staggering his way back down towards the ring. Everyone had nearly forgotten he was even in this match, including Anarchy (DW)! What's worse for Anarchy, is that he now has not only Reaver coming at him from the way he's facing, but approaching him from behind, chair in hands, is the current SRW Champion...
*** WRITTEN BY GRANDPRIX ***
WHAM! Big boot to the chair that Grandprix was holding and it hits him in the face! Grandprix falls between the ropes to the outside. Reaver (Ant) couldn’t capitalise on the Grandprix distraction and is scooped up and slammed to the mat with a gorilla press slam by Anarchy (DW)! Anarchy has been obsessed with Reaver for ages and he goes to the broken steel and picks up a bit! Reaver staggers to his feet… CRACK! Anarchy plants the steel on the head of Reaver! CRACK! Grandprix out of nowhere! While Anarchy was busy with Reaver, Grandprix recovered, undid the turnbuckle padding, tied the chair to his feet and dropkicked Anarchy in the face from the top turnbuckle!
We’ve got a spare moment in this match, so let us recap on what has happened so far. We started with 7, 3 started in the ring and they were Reaver, Stone Edge and Hawk. Cong Man was the first allowed out of the chambers and was the first to be eliminated when Hawk chokeslammed him THROUGH the steel that surrounds the ring. Cong Man was taken away by paramedics and his condition has not reached us yet. The referee had no choice but to declare Cong Man eliminated.
We were then down to 6 with 3 in the ring and 3 locked up. Grandprix was next to be released and there were no eliminations until Scotty was released. Reaver put the Stone Walls on Stone Edge and he was forced to tap out and was therefore eliminated. Anarchy then got released meaning everyone was in the match. Anarchy promptly eliminated Hawk, with an assist from Scotty but Scotty was next on the hit list and Anarchy needed no help eliminating Scotty with his ‘Explicit Lyrics’. We’ve got a quarter of the surrounding steel destroyed, two of the 8 glass sections smashed and lots of blood spilt.
Back to the match now and Grandprix has taken the chair off his feet. WHAM! Right across the back of Anarchy. Grandprix is leaving Reaver as Anarchy is the bigger threat. Anarchy rolls over to the corner and Grandprix plants the chair into the face of Anarchy once again by taking a page out of RVD’s book. Grandprix turns round to see Reaver using Grandprix to get to his feet. Grandprix raises the chair…
GRANDPRIX FLIES TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING AND LANDS ON THE STEEL! Anarchy grabbed the chair and Grandprix and literally flung them out of the ring! Anarchy seems unimpressed with Grandprix and continues his pursuit of totally destroying Reaver. Anarchy throws Reaver into the exposed turnbuckle and laughs as Reaver squirms around on the floor. Reaver has gone into this match with an injured knee and started this match off! Anarchy pushes Reaver into the corner and starts unloading punches in Reaver’s face! A quick shot to the knee and Reaver yells out in pain!
Anarchy is totally in control now and throws Reaver across the ring. Another slam to Reaver and Anarchy climbs the turnbuckle; I guess he wants to finish it now! Anarchy flips… AND CONNECTS WITH THE SHOOTING STAR LEG DROP! He got all of that one! Anarchy goes for the cover!
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ANARCHY PULLS REAVER’S SHOULDERS OFF THE MAT! WHY? Anarchy had Reaver beat! Reaver didn’t look like kicking out. Well, that surprised the majority of the crowd and myself there. Anarchy continues his focus on Reaver, he picks Reaver up, EXPLICIT LYRICS!! Anarchy is laughing over the fallen Reaver! EXPLICIT LYRICS AGAIN!! Why do this, Anarchy? WHOA! Grandprix flies into Anarchy and they both go over the ropes to the steel outside. I think Grandprix just saved Reaver’s career but only just!
I think Grandprix might have landed on some glass because he is getting to his feet rather uncomfortably. There is glass scattered all over the place. Grandprix goes on one knee, there must be something in his back, Anarchy charges!
SMASH!! BELLY-TO-BELLY THROW BY GRANDPRIX!! Anarchy flies straight through the glass of one of the chambers! It’s even worse for Anarchy because that chamber had already had one broken pane and now both are broken! The crowd are on their feet! They cannot believe what they are witnessing here! Careers and maybe even lives are on the line and it’s all for the CAW Heavyweight Championship!
Reaver is still out in the ring and Grandprix is crawling over. This could be it for Reaver! I don’t think anyone could say Reaver hasn’t worked to be in this position. Anarchy’s vendetta against Reaver, his knee injury and every man and his dog attacking that weakness; what a strong competitor! Grandprix goes over and hooks the leg!
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REAVER KICKS OUT!! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? Reaver looked dead and buried but he found something miraculous to be able to kick out. Grandprix applauds Reaver’s resilience and gets to his feet. He heads over to Anarchy who has got to have glass in almost every part of his body. Anarchy wastes little time in struggling to his feet. Grandprix goes up to Anarchy but he just pushes him aside! Ever since it went to the final 3, Anarchy has focused all his energy on Reaver. It’s as if Grandprix doesn’t exist. What is going through the mind of Anarchy? Has this feud with Reaver become so personal that he could forget about winning the CAW Heavyweight title?
Anarchy is back in the ring but he has failed to deal with Grandprix… FLYING BULLDOG! Good athleticism from Grandprix as he had to balance on the ropes and leap from them. Reaver is actually starting to move! Grandprix spots the movement and just checks to see if Reaver is about to pose any danger to him. He isn’t so he turns back to Anarchy…
CRACK! WHAT A CHAIR SHOT! It reverberated throughout the arena. That split second check of Reaver by Grandprix allowed Anarchy to grab the chair from the outside of the ring and knock Grandprix senseless. If Anarchy covers, he might have him! Anarchy ignores him and goes straight for Reaver! What a show of disdain for the champion!
Anarchy has that evil, sick and twisted look in his eyes as he heads towards Reaver in the
Yep. It's looking excellent... I'll give my full thoughts after I read the end... :)
WOW!!!
This is amazing!!!
WHOO EC BABY!!!
*Goes to read on!!!*
This is amazing!!!
WHOO EC BABY!!!
*Goes to read on!!!*
That was the greatest match in SRW ever!
I think everyone that wrote a part deserves a damn good pat on the back. Everyone's parts all had suprises and great ideas.
And Grandprix retains the title! That was a really superb ending Matt, you really captured the whole feeling of the final two 'showdown'.
Ah so much to say, so much to write...
Ant - Kicked it all off with a great introduction and some great action. Its always hard to start off a match, and of the this scale it made it even harder.. but what you wrote was great and your part was capped off with that Spear from SE to Cong Man into the chamber... Excellant.
The Cong Man - Continued things brutally with the introduction of the glass and barbed wire! Twas a great part with it all capped off with your CAW being sent through the steel. Unfortionately it ended in Cong Man's departure, but It gave me the idea of using the hole to one of wrestlers advantage.
Jae - At this point, the EC went all high flyéé :) and it twas great. You continued the feud with your CAW and Reaver, which was good. Another chamber was sent through adding to all the carnage that had previously gone in the matchup. Good part laddeh.
AfroJoe - The part to decide the final three, as i would call it was written by Mr Joefro and it was written excellantly sir. It had the main action between the two heavyweights - Hawk & Anarchy battling it out. Anarchy kept stealing pinfalls which was a good idea... until it got me eliminated :P Nah, good part, and you set it up perfectly for Grandprix's part.
Grandprix - Undoubtedly one of the best finishes Matt has wrote for matches. It twas excellant with Anarchy literally dominating the chamber, but refusing to pin Reaver, which later proved costly for Anarchy as we found out. The last two was one of the best parts of the match, Reaver's injury was certainly a point to use in the EC and you used it as a part of the action to show Reaver's face image. The end part was great, I kept wondering when the hell it was all gonna finish when it was the final two, every time there was a cover after a big move, i thought it would be over. Well done Matthew on an excellant finish to an excellant match... Hurrah!
I think everyone that wrote a part deserves a damn good pat on the back. Everyone's parts all had suprises and great ideas.
And Grandprix retains the title! That was a really superb ending Matt, you really captured the whole feeling of the final two 'showdown'.
Ah so much to say, so much to write...
Ant - Kicked it all off with a great introduction and some great action. Its always hard to start off a match, and of the this scale it made it even harder.. but what you wrote was great and your part was capped off with that Spear from SE to Cong Man into the chamber... Excellant.
The Cong Man - Continued things brutally with the introduction of the glass and barbed wire! Twas a great part with it all capped off with your CAW being sent through the steel. Unfortionately it ended in Cong Man's departure, but It gave me the idea of using the hole to one of wrestlers advantage.
Jae - At this point, the EC went all high flyéé :) and it twas great. You continued the feud with your CAW and Reaver, which was good. Another chamber was sent through adding to all the carnage that had previously gone in the matchup. Good part laddeh.
AfroJoe - The part to decide the final three, as i would call it was written by Mr Joefro and it was written excellantly sir. It had the main action between the two heavyweights - Hawk & Anarchy battling it out. Anarchy kept stealing pinfalls which was a good idea... until it got me eliminated :P Nah, good part, and you set it up perfectly for Grandprix's part.
Grandprix - Undoubtedly one of the best finishes Matt has wrote for matches. It twas excellant with Anarchy literally dominating the chamber, but refusing to pin Reaver, which later proved costly for Anarchy as we found out. The last two was one of the best parts of the match, Reaver's injury was certainly a point to use in the EC and you used it as a part of the action to show Reaver's face image. The end part was great, I kept wondering when the hell it was all gonna finish when it was the final two, every time there was a cover after a big move, i thought it would be over. Well done Matthew on an excellant finish to an excellant match... Hurrah!
This is truely amazing. I can't wait to read the end part. You guys rock. Going to finish the match where I'll give my thoughts.
************ WRITTEN BY ANT ************
Almost two months ago now, it was announced that at SRW BreakDown there would be a first ever Elimination Chamber match for the CAW World Championship. And since then, chaos has run riot in SRW. After five qualification match-ups, we finally ended up with…seven participants.
“Jetster and puts him into a Reverse Headlock, before shouting at the fans, “this is a move I learnt from a certain friend of mine!” What’s he gonna…DEAD DDT – CRACK!!! OH MAN, THE DEAD DDT ONTO THE CONCRETE, THAT COULD’VE KILLED JETSTER! GET SOME HELP OUT HERE DAMMIT! AND ANARCHY’S MADE A COVER! ONE! TWO! THREE!
This sickening farce of a match has come to an end with Anarchy (DW) as the winner, but what are the consequences!? He quickly leaves the plaza as Reaver (Ant) crawls towards his tag team partner and tends to him, but Jetster is lifeless…paramedics have arrived and start to work on him as Reaver (Ant) stands and screams Anarchy’s name…”YOU’LL PAY ANARCHY (DW), YOU SON OF A B!TCH!!!”
“Scotty’s dragging himself towards that chair, still in the ring. He gets there and somehow manages to get up. Havoc somehow gets up himself; can anyone keep this guy down? Havoc turns around…BANG! What a shot to Havoc’s skull! Havoc’s gone down and Scotty’s laughing. He soon stops though, since Havoc just sat up again! How the hell does he do it?! WHAM! Another shot to Havoc, that chair just bouncing off his skull. The crowd are booing their heads off! Scotty really isn’t playing fair here. He throws the chair to the outside, and climbs up onto the top turnbuckle…CCRRRAAZZYYYSAULT! He lands perfectly on Havoc and goes for the pin, the referee, slowly makes the count…1! 2! 3! Scotty Dogg (Figo) picks up the win!”
“Jackal (RM18) is out cold! He’s not moving… Hawk is just getting to his feet. He goes and pulls the referee into the ring before recovering him. It takes a while but Hawk sorts him out. He goes up high… ELBOW DROP! The Jackal still doesn’t move. Hawk covers him and hooks the leg… Referee Earl Hebner doesn’t seem to know where he is but slowly counts…1 2 3. Hawk wins this thing! He’s going to be in the Elimination Chamber!”
“Scotty swings, Cong Man ducks! CLANG!! WHAT WAS THAT? IT WAS GRANDPRIX WITH A CHAIR!! It’s a rescue attempt! The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) unties Cong Woman and escorts her to the back. Grandprix stands over a fallen Scotty (Figo). Krusher (Lipe) is on his feet and witnesses the carnage. He’s outraged! Hold on…1… 2…3!!! CONG MAN SNUCK UP FROM BEHIND AND WINS!!! Cong Man is in the Elimination Chamber! He will get his hands on Scotty Dogg!! Cong Man and Grandprix head up the ramp, Cong Man thankful to him for saving his wife to be but they’ll be enemies come Breakdown! Krusher is fuming in the ring!”
And after Stone Edge (Jae17) destroyed Reaver (Ant) before their match even started, the Commissioner made this announcement…
“Reaver (Ant) breaths deeply for a moment, “well, you’re wrong. And after months of complete and utter hell for myself, and my friend Jetster, you lot are gonna get exactly what’s coming to you. Y’see, I’ve never had the chance to actually fight back, but next week brings the Elimination Chamber, and on that night I plan to do what none of you could, and destroy all three of you!“That’s why the Elimination Chamber match at SRW BreakDown, is now a SEVEN MAN ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH!”
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Since then, everyone’s had something to say…
Reaver (Ant) - After all the s**t you guys have done to me lately, I’m gonna give it straight back to ya…the name is right – I am gonna break you all down. You think what you did to me was bad? Almost breaking my knee? Burning down my office? That’s nothing...AND I MEAN NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT I’M GONNA DO TO YOU AT BREAKDOWN!”
“And I won’t be finished either – Grandprix, you have taken what is rightfully mine, our feud is not ever yet, not by a long shot. Scotty Dogg (Figo), I’m gonna show you what it’s like to be a real Element…I’m glad you left us, because you never deserved to be there in the first place. You think you’ve been treated unfairly, and that you’re the most talented guy never to have won the CAW World Title? Well you’re gonna have to prove that in the Chamber, because trust me, this will be like nothing you’ve ever experienced. If you ever wanna be a CAW World Champion, this is your chance to prove it. You go out first, and you’re finished. I challenge you to survive to the final two…where I have no doubt you will meet me. Then we’ll see how good you are.”
Reaver (Ant) is about to leave the ring when he stops, and thinks for a moment. “Oh, and Cong Man? I plan to not only continue the greatest and longest ever feud in SRW with you…but to intensify it.”
“This Elimination Chamber match is gonna be something special ladies and gentlemen, and it’s my chance to prove exactly who I am. As I said to Anarchy (DW) a couple of weeks ago…my name is Reaver. Maybe you’ve all forgotten that.”
Grandprix - I’ll start with Hawk. Hawk, we’ve had our rivalries in the past. We battled anywhere and everywhere for that Hardcore title and now we’ve moved that step higher and are battling for the CAW title. You walked out of that Hell In A Cell match as champion and I won it off you. We can put on one heck of a show and I look forward to locking horns with you again, even if you did attack me earlier tonight. Scotty, you’ve had the most title shots out of everyone in SRW and you have not won the big one. Why? I don’t know but it could be your night. I will do everything to stop you and add to your frustration of not winning the big one. Stone Edge, our paths may not have crossed that much but I know what kind of impact you have made since you joined. Are you ready to step to the highest level? Only time will tell. Cong Man, you are indeed a legend in SRW. Young wrestlers can learn everything they need from you. It will be an honour to step into the same ring with you once again and I hope that one day, I’ll be a legend like you. I’ll show you respect but I’m going all out for victory. Reaver, we may not see eye to eye but I’ve found some respect for you over recent weeks. You kept true to your word and even if you felt totally humiliated, I respect you more for not taking the easy way out. Hopefully, your injury will clear up and we’ll settle this feud in the ring. Finally, Anarchy. Creating waves is one thing, riding them to success is another. Going in, it’s been all Anarchy V Reaver. I think everyone, including yourself, is forgetting that I am the champion, I’m the man to beat and I will do everything to make sure that your words come back to haunt you. You’re an unknown quantity but I’ve done my homework, I just hope you have done yours. It’s down to me to be ready. It’s down to me to prepared for every eventuality. I’m ready, how about all of you?”
Stone Edge – “The Elimination Chamber match is this week at Break-Down and I’m one of the greats in there. I just wanted to make clear, I have the uppermost respect for all of the guys in that match… BUT THEY’RE JUST NOT ME! In other words, none of them can beat me! You saw what happened to Jetster earlier on tonight… What happens to the other 6 competitors in the Elimination Chamber will be much, much worse.”
Meanwhile, Anarchy (DW) hasn’t just been talking, he’s been taking action…
Anarchy: You don’t seem to understand just how powerful I am. I can guarantee that when Reaver walks into this office later today, he will feel the heat. Because Anarchy has been in here. It’s almost as if you can smell smoke coming from my head. Or you can sense I’m going to explode. Reaver, you got in my face earlier tonight. When you won that trophy, didn’t they tell you the one rule of wrestling? Don’t mess with fire. Don’t mess with someone bigger and badder then yourself? Well, boy, you’ve made that mistake. And you’re gunna pay for it. But I’m not gunna sit here throwing all your crappy trophies at the wall. And ripping apart your certificates. No no no. Instead, I will demonstrate what happens when you mess with fire. What happens when you mix fire and gasoline.
{Anarchy picks up a bottle filled with gasoline and begins pouring it around Reaver’s office.}
Anarchy: Reaver. You are this office. This is your career. I am the fire that you messed with. Just like the fire will wreck your office; come Elimination Chamber, I will wreck your career. Like they say, “Elimination Chamber…where careers come to die”.
{Anarchy lights the match, and drops it on the floor. The room quickly catches fire. Anarchy remains in the room…staring at the flames.}
And it wasn’t just Anarchy (DW). Hawk (AfroJoe) and Stone Edge (Jae17) have on numerous occasions attacked our CAW Commissioner, feuds have continued between the three former Animalz members Cong Man, Hawk and Scotty Dogg – and Grandprix before last week had stayed out of it all, biding and enjoying his time as CAW World Champion. But all the tension came to a head last week during a grudge match between Jetster and Stone Edge (Jae17)…
“IT SEEMS AS IF THERES NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO… BUT OUT SUDDENLY COMES A BANDAGED AND BRUISED REAVER WITH CRUTCHES!! STONE EDGE IMMEDIATELY LETS GO OF JETSTER AND FOCUSES ALL HIS HATRED ON REAVER AS HE SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND RUNS TOWARDS REAVER… WHO WHACKS HIM WITH HIS CRUTCHES!!! AND AGAIN, AGAIN, AGAIN AND AGAIN!! A WEEKS WORTH OF ANGER IS COMING OUT HERE!!
Reaver finally manages to snap out of it and remembers his lifeless buddy in the ring. He goes over to him and tries to get him out harms way… BUT HE CAN’T, AS HERE COMES THE 6ft 10, 315lbs HAWK!! HE RUNS PAST STONE EDGE AND SLIDES INTO THE RING…. HE SLUGS IT OUT WITH REAVER, UNTIL REAVER IS POWERLESS BUT TO GET BEATEN DOWN BY THE RELENTLESS HAWK!! THE CROWD LOOK ON IN DESPAIR AND SO TOO DOES JETSTER, THEY WANNA HELP, BUT THEY CAN’T!!
BUT WHO’S THAT COMING DOWN THE RAMPWAY…?!! IT’S THE CAW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION – GRANDPRIX!! HE RUN’S UP TO STONE EDGE WHO HAS JUST MANAGED TO GET UP… AND DELIVERS A DEVASTATING FINISH LINE!!!! GRANDPRIX DOESN’T STOP THERE THOUGH AS HE SLIDES INTO THE RING, SLINGS HIS BELT DOWN AND PULLS HAWK OFF REAVER AND TRADES PUNCHES WITH HIM!!! GRANDPRIX GETS THE BETTER OF HAWK AND WHIPS HIM INTO THE ROPES…FINIS…NO…HAWK SCREWDRIVER!! HAWK SCREWDRIVER!!! MY GOD THIS MATCH, MATCH?? MORE LIKE FIGHT, IS INSANE!
AND HERE COMES SCOTTY DOGG AS HE RUNS DOWN THE RAMPWAY AND SLIDES INTO THE RING… HAWK AND SCOTTY STARE AT EACH OTHER… WHATS GONNA HAPPEN NEXT?!
BOOM!! AND SUDDENLY WE ARE IN PITCH DARKNESS AFTER A HUGE BANG CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. CAMERA FLASHES LIGHT THE PLACE UP… UNTIL THE LIGHTS COME BACK ON AND… ANARCHY, SCOTTY AND HAWK ARE BEATING ON GRANDPRIX AND REAVER!! THE TWO FACE’S TRY TO FIGHT BACK BUT ITS NO USE, IT’S A 3 ON 2 ATTACK!! WHERE THE HELL DID ANARCHY COME FROM?
Notice a trend here guys? Of who’s coming down the rampway?… WELL YOU SHOULD DO BECAUSE HERE COMES THE FINAL PARTICIPANT OF THE 7 MAN ELIMINATION CHAMBER AT BREAKDOWN… ITS THE CONG MAN!! HE SPRINTS DOWN TO THE RING… KNOCKING STONE EDGE DOWN ALONG THE WAY… AND SLIDES INTO THE RING…SURELY HE’S GONNA GO AFTER SCOTTY, WHAT WITH RECENT EVENTS! SCOTTY IS TO FIRST TO NOTICE HIM, BUT HE’S TOO LATE AS THE CONG MAN KNOCKS SCOTTY DOWN AND THEN SPINS HAWK ROUND AND DELIVERS A NEAT BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX TO THE 315 POUNDER!! AND NOW HE STARES AT ANARCHY… THE GUYS HUGE… THE CONG MAN RUN’S AT LEAPS UP…BUT GETS LITERALLY PUSHED DOWN BY THE MONSTER ANARCHY! ANARCHY RUNS OVER BUT GETS TAKEN DOWN BY THE CONG MAN AND LANDS FACE FIRST INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE!
Everyone is down but Cong Man, until Grandprix and Reaver make their way up. The three breathe deeply; those attacks were quick one after another! The three men stare at each other… are they gonna fight, or are they leaving it till the Elimination Chamber? The belt lay in the middle of the ring, which all three men stare at. Reaver turns and drags Jetster out of the ring… I think he’s had enough for one night. The Cong Man also makes his way out of the ring… he’s saving his energy till the Elimination Chamber. Grandprix stays in the ring and grabs his belt. He raises his arms aloft and makes his way to the turnbuckle as his music plays out to the cheering crowd. He along with Cong Man & Reaver stand tall tonight, but who will leave Sunday night the champion?”
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Well what a couple of months it has been in SRW, but now it’s finally come down to it. This is it ladies and gentlemen, we’ve seen two amazing Hell In A Cell matches but now we’re set to take a step forward. Seven men, four chambers, one winner…one champion. But, as the 10 ton, pure steel Elimination Chamber is lowered done to the ring, everyone is wondering the same thing…who is going to win? Each of the seven competitors has won the right to be in this match, and in many people’s minds, any one of them could walk out of SR Towers tonight the CAW World Champion.
We took a poll earlier on SRW.com, and the fans voted in there millions. The favourite was current CAW World Champion Grandprix, but he only won 19% of the votes…that’s how close it is. Cameras are flashing everywhere and remember, the EC was constructed with two miles of chain…there is no give to it, and it is indeed the most brutal and deadly type of match we have ever seen here in Special Reserve Wrestling.
“Who let the dogs out!?” And here we go, a surprisingly loud pop goes up from the fans who are no doubt just excited that the match is starting – here comes Scotty Dogg (Figo)! The usually jumpy and enthusiastic Scotty is strangely calm – to be honest the whole atmosphere is different and it’s not surprising, this is the biggest match in SRW history. He drinks from his bottle of water, pours some over himself HHH-style and then struts to the ring, ignoring the fans that are no doubt shouting insults at him. He doesn’t even look up at the massive structure in front of him; he just waits to be allowed in by the referee and then steps straight into his chamber.
Scotty Dogg (Figo) turned against the fans a few months ago after a couple of failed CAW Title attempts – this is his first World Championship match since then, maybe this is his time…
(The Chain hits) A huge – and I mean huge – cheer resounds around the arena as the current CAW World Champion Champion Grandprix confidently makes his way down the ramp, his belt proudly around his waist. He’s held the title for a couple of months now ever since he beat long-time champ Hawk (AfroJoe). He has a feud with Reaver (Ant) to settle which has lasted since the HIAC match, and he also wants to prove himself as the greatest champion ever by beating all the top challengers for his title in one night…it’s gonna be almost impossible for him to do so, but if anyone can do it then Grandprix can. He gives the belt to the referee and steps into his chamber, where Scotty Dogg (Figo) stares him down from across the ring.
“It began in Afrika-ka-ka!!” This guy in an SRW legend, and it’s almost unbelievable that he’s only ever been CAW World Champion once. This match means so much to him, for many reasons. He’s been in a massive feud with Reaver (Ant) all his career – the man he beat for the Title over a year ago now. He used to be best friends and tag partners with Hawk (AfroJoe) and Scotty Dogg (Figo) until they both turned on him and the fans, and just a few months ago it was rumoured he’s never wrestle again. But now he’s back, better than ever, and probably the greatest SRW wrestler of all-time is ready to become the CAW World Champion once again – IT’S THE CONG MAN! The fans are going wild for him as he slaps hands with all of them, takes a quick look at the massive structure before him, and then steps inside only taking a second to look at his former friend Scotty Dogg (Figo). Referee Teddy Long (Tony) locks him into his chamber, and we wait for the man who will take up the final chamber…
(Rancid’s “Ruby Soho” hits) The masses of cheers quickly turn to boos and cheers – but everyone is on their feet, this is the first time that Anarchy has stepped into an SRW arena in over a month! The noise is almost deafening as the sick, twisted Anarchy (DW) steps out from behind the curtain and holds his arms aloft, taking in all the sound – even if it is mostly abuse being directed at him. Ever since joining SRW he’s made a massive impact, and he’s targeted certain people. He destroyed Reaver (Ant)’s tag team partner Jetster in a street fight, he burnt down Reaver’s office and for weeks now he’s been telling us the demented and insane thoughts that have been going through his mind, all brought on by the announcement of this Elimination Chamber match. He is 100% sure in his mind that he’s gonna win here tonight, and before stepping into his chamber, he goes up to each of the other chambers and stares down his rivals…Anarchy (DW) is certainly the wildcard here tonight, who knows what’s gonna happen when he steps into the ring?
“KEEP ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’!” The boos and jeers continue as Stone Edge (Jae17) appears at the top of the entrance ramp – and we all know how he got into this match – by almost breaking Reaver (Ant)’s knee in their qualification bout a couple of weeks ago. Reaver (Ant) allowed him into the match to make it a 7-man EC, with the sole aim of revenge…so whether this is a good thing for Stone Edge or not is debatable. However, he is a former Cruiserweight Champion and many people feel he could be a surprise package in this match, especially if he can use his amazing power and speed to his advantage. He cockily makes his way to the Chamber, sneering all the way and ignoring the fans who are hurling abuse at him. He steps into the Chamber and kicks at the steel grills that surround the ring on all four sides, no doubt formulating plans in his mind. Then he takes a good look at Grandprix, Scotty Dogg, Cong Man and finally locks eyes with Anarchy (DW) – his former friend and fellow DoA member…now the two are hated enemies.
(Raven’s music hits) But Stone Edge’s attention is quickly turned to the entrance ramp, as the second of the three men who are gonna begin the match appears…it’s Hawk (AfroJoe)! Hawk was CAW World Champion for six months before Grandprix took the title and he’s desperate to get it back, and it’s strong opinion backstage that he will. The fans aren’t too sure but it’s no surprise, they hate this guy, but he just feeds of their hatred! He saunters to the Chamber, and walks all the way around the outside; testing out the chains on the outside and taking a good look at each of the chambers that are inhabited by his opponents. Finally he arrives back at the entrance, stares down Stone Edge (Jae17) for a few seconds before stepping inside, and referees separate the two – theirs still one more participant to come.
“My Sacrifice…” A massive pop goes up for Reaver (Ant), something that a couple of months ago was unheard of here in SRW! But I’m not so sure he knew what he was getting himself in for when he danced for us in a pair of boxers and a top hat – because he was soon jumped by Hawk, Anarchy and Havoc, and since then he’s found himself on the end of a lot of heinous attacks. He found favour with the fans but not with the wrestlers, as Anarchy (DW) made it his mission to destroy him mentally, and Stone Edge and Hawk tried to do the same physically. Although Reaver’s knee is still bandaged he’s ready to go tonight, and according to his recent promos he feels that people have forgotten just who he is, and tonight he plans to prove to them and himself that he deserves to be top of the tree, and the CAW World Champion. He stands in front of the Chamber, and closes his eyes, staring up at the heavens, perhaps praying…once again the noise is deafening, and finally he shakes his head, psyches himself up and steps inside – that’s it people, we’re all set!
DING DING!
Referees surround the ring, and Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly) is in charge inside. Lets go over it one more time – this is a 7-Man Elimination Chamber Match for the CAW World Championship. Three men begin the match wrestling in the ring; these are Stone Edge (Jae17), Hawk (AfroJoe) and Reaver (Ant). Every five minutes one man will be released from his chamber – the people currently encased in chambers are Grandprix, Anarchy (DW), The Cong Man and Scotty Dogg (Figo). There will be six eliminations and one winner, and to be honest, I have no idea who that person is gonna be, but I have no doubt that this will be the most memorable match in SRW history. ELIMINATION CHAMBER BABY!
Reaver (Ant) looks enraged as he sprints straight towards Stone Edge (Jae17) and spears him to the ground! The sell-out audience is going mad as Reaver (Ant) pummels away at the man who almost ended his career a fortnight ago, this is revenge! Stone Edge desperately swings his arms and manages to connect, but Reaver (Ant) just won’t relent!
But no! – Hawk (AfroJoe) delivers a Leg Drop right to the neck of Reaver (Ant), his neck almost snapped! Reaver rolls away holding his neck in agony – that just shows how clever Hawk is inside the ring! He picks up a shocked Stone Edge (Jae17) and whips him into the ropes straight into a POWERSLAM! 1…and Stone Edge powers out before the count of 2, and now the two men are exchanging right-hands.
Hawk (AfroJoe) once again gets the upper hand and forces the DoA leader back to the ropes. He tries to throw him again but Stone Edge counters, Hawk bounces off the ropes straight into a BACK BODY DROP OUT OF THE RING AND ONTO THE STEEL GRILLING – CRACK!
The fans cheer loudly as the former CAW World Champion connects painfully with the unforgiving steel, and he holds his back in anguish – he wasn’t expecting that at all!
Stone Edge (Jae17) sneers and celebrates to the crowd, receiving a mixture of boos and jeers! He goes to step between the ropes but Reaver (Ant) gets there first, knocking him through them instead! Reaver delivers a powerful upper-cut that sends Stone Edge crashing back against the chains, before kicking him in the gut and planting him WITH A DDT ON THE STEEL!!! OH MAN, THAT WAS BRUTAL, AND THE ‘HOLY SH!T’ CHANTS ARE GOING UP ALREADY! STONE EDGE COULD BE OUT COLD!
Reaver (Ant) stares down at his bloody opponent and smiles for the first time in months! He turns and CRASH – HAWK SPEARS HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE STEEL CHAINS! Reaver (Ant) doubles over, all the wind knocked out of him, and Hawk (AfroJoe) wastes no time in pushing against one side of Anarchy (DW)’s chamber, who can only stand and watch. Hawk then takes a few steps back, smiles evilly and…oh man, what’s he going for here…he sprints full pace at Reaver looking to spear him once again, but the Commisioner skips outta the way at the last moment and Hawk is sent smashing into the Chamber – WHAM! The glass refused to yield, but Hawk certainly did there, that could’ve broken his shoulder!
Reaver (Ant) regains himself and then throws Hawk (AfroJoe) back into the ring, where he quickly applies…THE OVERDRIVE! Reaver (Ant) is trying to lock in his submission finisher; he wants to get rid of Hawk early! Hawk kicks away with his legs to prevent it and manages to nail a sharp kick to the temple, before getting to his feet and hitting a massive CLOTHESLINE!
Reaver (Ant) struggles to his feet, but Hawk (AfroJoe) has no intention of letting up, as he kicks Reaver in the stomach and lifts him above his head…SIT-DOWN POWERBOMB – WHAM! Massive impact, all on the back of Reaver’s head and neck! Hawk (AfroJoe) looks up and laughs to the crowd’s disgust, but he doesn’t care. He begins to stomp mercilessly at Reaver’s bandaged knee, a good tactic; Reaver won’t have a chance if he can’t walk. For the first time in the match Reaver actually looks scared and he desperately tries to crawl away, but Hawk has his leg…Reaver is on one leg and he turns to face Hawk…ENZIGURI KICK! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!
Hawk (AfroJoe) is the first to stir, and once again he shows his in-ring intelligence and begins to blatantly choke Reaver (Ant) – Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly) tries to stop him but remember this is no disqualification, and Hawk just won’t let go! Reaver is running out of air and is beginning to fade…suddenly Hawk lets go and points up at the top rope, nodding…we know what’s coming!
He slowly but surely climbs to the top rope, where he stands aloft and signals to the fans that jeer in response! He’s looking to finish Reaver (Ant) off for good, and the 300lb+ monster leaps into the air…ELBOW DROP – WHAM!! HAWK JUST SENT HIS ELBOW STRAIGHT INTO THE HEART OF REAVER (ANT), AFTER MONTHS OF HELL IS IT FINALLY OVER FOR THE COMMISSIONER!? HOOK OF THE LEG!
1…Hawk (AfroJoe) is grinning gleefully!
2…The fans are screaming for Reaver (Ant) to kick-out!!
THR – NO, KICK-OUT!! REAVER (ANT) KICKS OUT!
The arena erupts and Hawk (AfroJoe) is irate, but he takes no time in heading to the top rope once again, but this time Reaver (Ant) is quicker and he stops him halfway up! He turns to face the ring and lifts Hawk (AfroJoe) onto his shoulders…oh man, he runs halfway across the ring before finally CRASH!! – RUNNING POWERBOMB!! RUNNING POWERBOMB TO HAWK (AFROJOE)! Reaver (Ant) collapses in exhaustion, and once again both these warriors are down and out!
BZZZZT!!!
Just as all this happens the buzzer goes off and the arena is thrown into darkness – five minutes has passed, and the spotlight is set to pick the first person to enter the match from their chamber…
IT’S CONG MAN!!!
The audience goes wild as Cong Man is released from his chamber and the lights come back on, and he steps out to take a few seconds to look around.
BUT WAIT STONE EGDE IS SPRINTING TOWARDS CONG MAN FROM ONE CORNER OF THE RING – CCCRRRAAASSSHHH!!! HOLY SH!T, STONE EDGE JUST SPEARED THE CONG MAN THROUGH HIS OWN GODDAMN CHAMBER, GLASS IS EVERYWHERE!
ELIMINATION CHAMBER BABY!
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*Written By The Cong Man*
This is absolute chaos and we’re barely five minutes into this match!!! You know it’s only going to get more and more brutal as time goes on. Stone Edge and The Cong Man are lying in the shattered remnants of that chamber and they are visibly cut to shreds, there is blood everywhere.
Reaver is back up on his feet, although he is on rubber legs and his bandaged knee looks as though it could give way at any moment. Amongst all the chaos, Hawk has seemingly disappeared; Reaver looks around, concerned as to the whereabouts of the former CAW champion. He looks left, right, left again, right again, but...FAILS TO LOOK UP!!! Hawk had scaled the chamber holding Grandprix and flew off wiping out Reaver with a flying clothesline. All four men are now down in the ring. Hawk manages to crawl across...
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thre...NO!!! Kick out at 2 and 999/1000s.
OH MY GOD!!! The Cong Man is moving and he’s got a piece of that shattered glass...AND HE’S STICKING IT RIGHT INTO THE HEAD STONE EDGE!!! This is sick...Stone Edge bleeding so much now, that even Ric Flair would be proud!!! Hawk is back to his feet, but Reaver is still lying prone...Hawk grabs the leg...spinning toe hold!!! Reaver is screaming in pain!!! He may have to tap out in order to save his own career...that knee isn’t ready for a match of this magnitude...WHAM!!! The Cong Man goes flying into Hawk...after having been shoved away by Stone Edge. Unfortunately for Reaver, Hawk still had hold of his leg and lands awkwardly on top of it. More screaming in pain from the CAW commissioner.
Stone Edge emerges from the wreckage of the broken chamber and realises that he is the only competitor left standing. This is absolute carnage. Stone Edge’s face is covered from top to bottom by the crimson mask and he has a huge, visible laceration running almost the length of his back. Stone Edge zeroes in on Reaver...obviously figuring that he is the most vulnerable at this point. Stone Edge goes for another spinning toe hold...”WOOOH!” The chorus of ‘whooing’ indicates that Stone Edge has in fact gone for a figure four leg lock. Reaver is in trouble! Reaver is screaming once again and the fans whistle and this commentator begins to worry about Reaver’s future.
The monster, Hawk is now back to his feet too. He looks around and sees Reaver and Stone Edge locked up on the canvas and then the Cong Man struggling back to his feet. An evil smile is just visible on Hawk’s face, even from this distance. Hawk grabs the Cong Man by the throat...CHOKE SLAM!!! WHAT ELEVATION!!! AND...to make the manoeuvre worse than it would have been anyway, Hawk dumped Cong the wrong side of the ropes trapping him between the ropes and the chains. Cong Man and Reaver are being destroyed so far in this match.
But look!!! Up on the ramp!!! Here comes The Cong Woman!!! She runs down to ringside and checks on the status of her man as the red-blooded males in attendance begin to wolf-whistle. Hawk, not as concerned for the welfare of his former partner, drags him back through the ropes...OH MY GOD!!! Unseen by the camera’s the Cong Woman handed the Cong Man a coil of barbed wire and he’s driving it into Hawk’s forehead!!! Now three out of four competitors are bleeding profusely and we’re not even ten minutes into the match yet!!!
During all this Reaver has been trapped in the figure four and appears to have now passed out through the pain! Hebner spots that Reaver’s shoulders are down...
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REAVER SITS UP!!! The fans are cheering!!! BUT STONE EDGE GRABS THE ROPES FOR MORE ELEVATION!!! Hebner can’t break the hold, as this is a no DQ match!! REAVER IS TAPPING OUT!!! But Hebner correctly chooses not to call for the bell, as despite not being able to call for the break, it still isn’t a legal submission hold!!!
Cong Man goes behind Hawk and locks on a full nelson with the barbed wire still embedded in his skull. Cong then uses his foot to apply pressure to the back of Hawk’s knee, causing him to fall forwards...BANANA PEEL!!! He used a different method to apply it, but it’s still his favoured submission hold. Hawk is now screaming out in pain, something of a recurring theme so far in this match-up. Stone Edge sees what is going on and leaves Reaver limp on the canvas. Stone Edge locks a Boston Crab on HAWK!!! Hawk is in danger of being split in two!!! His screams have audibly gone up by an octave!!!
With Reaver still down and seemingly out in the corner, Cong Man and Stone Edge simultaneously release Hawk...looks like they’ve got the same idea...Cong goes for the pin…
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BUT STONE EDGE DRAGGED HIM OFF!!! Stone Edge now with the cover on Hawk...
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NOW CONG MAN DRAGS STONE EDGE OFF!!! Cong and Stone Edge now trade blows highlighting one important factor in this match, any alliances are short lived with the carrot of the CAW title hanging in front of these ego-driven monsters! Reaver has slowly pulled himself back up to his feet, with the aid of the ropes, and he attempts to join in the fisticuffs, but his knee may be severely damaged at this point and it gives out on him, leaving him back on the canvas. Meanwhile, Stone Edge goes to Irish whip Cong to the ropes, but Cong reverses and...Cong scoops Stone Edge up on to his shoulder, spins round and drops Stone Edge’s back across his knee...he may have just invented that move...I’ll call it a spinning over the shoulder back-breaker for now.
Hawk is back up now as well, despite being a bloody mess. He tries to get the ring of barbed wire off his head, but it’s so well embedded into his skin that he can’t budge it. LOW BLOW!!! Stone Edge goes downstairs on the Cong Man and...walks away!!! He’s going after Reaver instead! Stone Edge stomping on the injured knee of Reaver!!! He grabs both legs and...STONE WALLS!!! Stone Edge’s version of the walls of Jericho is locked in on the CAW commissioner, but Reaver is too near the ropes and uses the leverage to power out!!! Another close call for Reaver, who is hanging in this match by the skin of his teeth!!!
Meanwhile Hawk is now manhandling the Cong Man and launches him headfirst into the walls of the elimination chamber!!! Cong rebounds straight into a spinning powerslam. Cover...
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...but Cong gets the left shoulder up! Hawk looks disgusted and drags Cong back up to his feet by his hair, before throwing him over the top rope. Cong lands with a clang on the steel pathway bridging the gap between the ring and the chamber encircling it.
Stone Edge Irish whips Reaver towards the corner post, but Reaver doesn’t make it that far, as his knee buckles underneath him again and he crumples to the canvas in a heap. Hawk strides over the top rope toward Cong Man, who is flat out on the steel. Stone Edge has gone up to the top rope...BIG SPLASH ON REAVER’S KNEE!!! Hawk has Cong Man up...he grabs him by the throat...CHOKESLAM!!! OH MY GOD!!! THE CONG MAN IS DEAD!!! HE WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE STEEL!!! Even Hawk looks shocked!!!
BZZZZT!!!
Just as all this happens the buzzer again goes off and the arena is again thrown into darkness – we’re now ten minutes into the match, and the spotlight is set to pick the second person to enter the match from their chamber…
IT’S GRANDPRIX!!!
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*Written By Jae*
This is absolute carnage! I can’t believe what just happened! Hawk still looks shocked as he stares down at the broken body of The Cong Man! Cong is lying amongst steel, which his body just went through! There’s blood everywhere! Paramedics rush down beneath the Elimination Chamber to check on Cong Man… Will he be able to carry on in this match? I guess we’ll find out soon enough.
Thought begins to kick in and Hawk begins to smile sadistically at what he has just done and then turns around to get back into this match… THE FINISH LINE! I guess he didn’t realise that another competitor had joined this match-up with all the goings-on! Woah! Blood looks to be pouring out of Hawks head! Grandprix carries on this massacre next with ANOTHER FINISH LINE BUT THIS TIME TO STONE EDGE! Grandprix is dominating! He next looks to take care of Reaver who is currently holding on to his knee in pain after that big splash by Stone Edge!
Grandprix grabs the leg of Reaver and stomps on it a few times before climbing the chamber of which he has just exited! Once on top, Reaver is still holding on to his knee and Stone Edge and Hawk are still down! Who’s he going to get? What’s he going to do?
THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON REAVER INTO THE COVER! It’s very rare that we see this move from Grandprix. This has got to be all for the SRW Commissioner!
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AND STONE EDGE MAKES THE SAVE! Why did he do that, you ask? Who would be next to be taken out after Reaver? Hawk or Stone Edge because it certainly wouldn’t be Grandprix whilst he is doing this much damage to everyone else! Grandprix gets to his feet and fights Stone Edge into the corner of the ring with some right hands. It looks as if Grandprix has something in mind until all thoughts of whatever it was, are taken away by Hawk! It’s now a team game once again!
Hawk lifts Grandprix into the air in a suplex position and holds him there. It looks as if he will power out until… STONE EDGE JUMPS FROM THE TURNBUCKLE AND HITS HIM DOWN WITH A CROSS BODY! Grandprix goes down!
Hawk begins to stomp on him slowly. He looks to have lost a lot of blood but manages to hit the champion hard! Stone Edge is soon back to his feet with blood trickling down his face. He looks around and sees Reaver who has been put out of this match for a while. The former Cruiserweight Champion smiles and heads that way… STONE WALLS LOCKED IN! Reaver screams cause this time he has no-where to go! You know why? He’s lying on the damn steel! Yeah. His strategy of getting out the way for a while worked… UNTIL NOW! Stone Edge screams at him to tap and Reaver screams back in pain but doesn’t tap… How is he holding on?
Hawk has pulled Grandprix up to his feet but the champion is fighting back! Right Hand! Left Hand! Right Hand and The Pit Stop to finish off! Hawk goes up in the Rock Bottom like manoeuvre and straight back down onto the canvas into the cover!
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AND HAWK KICKS OUT! Grandprix decides to leave Hawk alone and heads onto the steel outside the ring avoiding the big hole that The Cong Man lies beneath. He sees Stone Edge and Reaver and Stone Edge drops the hold! Reaver looks to be seriously out cold and just flops onto the steel. He never tapped but that’s not always the best of things for a human anatomy.
Grandprix runs at Stone Edge but… BACK BODY DROP AND GRANDPRIX GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH THE GLASS OF AN UNUSED CHAMBER! Stone Edge smiles as blood begins to surface on the back of Grandprixs head. He must have hit that glass badly but is it even possible to hit it in a good way?!
Stone Edge sits down on the steel to try and recover a bit of his energy as all participants of this match are currently down excluding those who are yet to enter this destruction…
The Cong Man has now been loaded onto a stretcher. It doesn’t look good for him. The paramedics begin to carry him up the ramp. Cong Woman is by his side. The fans cheer out of respect for the SRW legend and look! Is he trying to get up? Cong looks like he’s trying to move but no! He collapses back down onto the stretcher. He’s hurt badly. Hopefully we’ll have an update on his condition next week on Eclipse. The referee is forced to eliminate The Cong Man from this match by means of KO by Hawk.
…Stone Edge is now back to his feet and with blood pouring down his face and is beginning to climb the chamber that Grandprix WAS just lying inside amongst shattered glass! What does he have in mind?! Reaver hasn’t moved at all since Stone Edge released him from the Stone Walls about 1 minute ago and Hawk is still down but beginning to move. As for Grandprix; HE’S UP AND BEGINNING TO CLIMB THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CHAMBER!
Stone Edge is to the top and looks to have a Power Cut on his mind! Grandprix is almost to the top though! He grabs the leg of Stone Edge who kicks him away! Grandprix falls down to the steel with a thud! Now Stone Edge looks over to Hawk who is now up! He looks unhappy and… OMG! FLYING DROPKICK FROM THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER TO HAWK!
Hawk flies to the opposite side of the ring and goes down. Stone Edge lies on the mat. Grandprix is out lying on the steel and Reaver still hasn’t moved a muscle since he was released from the Stone Walls! What’s next for this match?
The referee looks around waiting for someone to arise but no one does.
About 20 seconds later… Grandprix is to his feet! He slowly enters the ring and looks to finish off Hawk with a cover…
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BUT NO! Hawk refuses to exit this match just yet! Grandprix gets to his feet and looks to finish off Stone Edge instead who is now stood on his feet in an almost vertical position. With blood dripping everywhere, he slowly turns around to find Grandprix running at him! Another Back-Body Drop? NO! GRANDPRIX MANAGES TO LAND ON THE TURNBUCKLE! Stone Edge turns around to see the damage he’s caused but there is none… FLYING FINISH LINE!
Grandprix is about to go for the cover, but sees Hawk on his feet beyond the crimson mask covering his face! He gets to his feet and walks over to Hawk but… LOW BLOW! The champion falls down to the mat as does Hawk. It doesn’t look like he’s gained enough energy yet to carry on this match.
Everyone is down AGAIN! Stone Edge, Hawk and Grandprix all lie in the ring and Reaver is still out on the steel! Only the Cong Man has been eliminated so far as this 5 minutes looks to be almost over! It may have been a mistake of the 3 men in the ring to leave Reaver in this match. He could have been eliminated at any time over the past 2/3 minutes but nobody has even hit him with a punch. He could be unconscious for all we know. He still has yet to move after those devastating Stone Walls were locked in earlier…
BZZZT!
It’s time for someone else to enter this match but who?
IT’S SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO)! Where will this match go from here? We’re about to find out as Scotty
steps out onto the steel with an evil smirk on his face…
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**WRITTEN BY FIGO**
Scotty stares round with his sadistic smile at the devastation that lies in front of him. The crowd are cheering, not for Scotty, but for the excitement this match has produced so far! Its almost as if Scotty doesn’t know what to do as he stands there, waiting maybe for someone to arise.
He finally works forwards, where Stone Edge begins to stir and pulls on Scotty’s trousers to try and somehow make his way up. Scotty stares at the crimson mask of Stone Edge’s face. The crowd continue to cheer, that just want something to happen! Scotty continues staring at Stone Edge, he looks up, then down and lays a sharp right hand to Stone Edge, knocking him down easily. The crowd boo and jeer as Scotty shouts trash at Stone Edge! Meanwhile, Grandprix is slowly crawling around the ring and looking to make his way up.
Scotty continues to mock Stone Edge, but the crowd are all looking at Grandprix, who’s managed to make his way up and charges towards the totally oblivious Scotty…turn round… FINISH LI…NO…Scotty turns round at the last split second and ducks the huge arm of Grandprix who forces himself to a halt, spins round and SUPERKICK!! SMACK! The crowd shout the ‘oooh’ as Grandprix is on the receiving end of Scotty’s boot, which sends him flying over the ropes and onto the unforgiving steel!!
Scotty follows out and lays the boots to Grandprix on the steel. Hawk, Stone Edge and even the battered and bruised Reaver are beginning to stir. Hawk is the first fully up as he staggers out towards Reaver, who is crouched forwards, with one arm on the steel chains that surround the ring. Hawk exits through the ropes but gets a big club to the back by Reaver. He pushes Hawk back through the ropes and follows after him. The crowd cheer on the visibly limping Reaver, who has so far in this matchup been torn apart by various submission holds, including that dreaded Stone Walls locked on him earlier by Stone Edge. Reaver throws Hawk into the corner and begins to stomp on the 6 footer. The referee stops Reaver for a second, and Hawk uses it to his advantage as he storms his way up and shoves Reaver into the corner!
Hawk beats down Reaver relentlessly! The referee tries to stop Hawk, but he is helpless but to let the punishment carry on, anything is legal! Scotty suddenly stops all what he is doing and hops into the ring, he sprints towards Hawk…WHO TURNS ROUND AND LITERALLY LAUNCHES SCOTTY OVER THE ROPES AND INTO THE STEE…Or has he? No, Scotty has hung onto the chains! Hawk is oblivious! He smiles sadistically in the ring, before turning round to see the damage he has caused…NONE! FLYING SPINNING KICK TO HAWK!!
Scotty jumps up but is immediately confronted by Stone Edge who forces him to the ropes. He whips him into the ropes, Scotty ducks the clothesline attempt, bounces back and… FINISH LINE!! Grandprix just leapt into the ring and delivered a devastating Finish line to Scotty from outa’ nowhere! And now Grandprix sprints over to Stone Edge who…ducks outa the way, and Reaver sprints from the turnbuckle and delivers a swinging neck breaker to Grandprix! The crowd cheer as the CAW commissioner looks to lay some offence to Stone Edge, but his leg buckles from underneath of him just as he reaches Stone Edge, who shoves him beneath his legs and lifts Reaver high up into the air… the crowd stare as they wait for the inevitable… BUT HAWK FLIES FULL FORCE INTO THE STOMACH OF STONE EDGE, SENDING REAVER CRASHING DOWN TO THE MAT AND STONE EDGE’S BACK HARD INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!
The crowd are blowing the roof here at SRW Break-down, but there’s no time to talk, as Scotty is scaling the chamber that holds Anarchy inside, who stares upwards, as Hawk turns round… and Scotty flies!…But Hawk catches him mid-air and nails the HAWK SCREWDRIVER, HAWK SCREWDRIVER TO SCOTTY!! My god, Scottys neck just crumpled, it might be broken! Hawk stares into the crowd and then at the ceiling…before making the cover on Scotty… 1…
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…Thr…NO! Scotty kicks out! Unbelievable! But there’s no time to dwell on what just happened as Grandprix throws the big man out of the ring and follows after him. Meanwhile Reaver is standing on one leg and kneeling down with the other as he takes a moment to catch his breath – a fall like he took really takes the breath outta you. Reaver is finally up, and he slowly makes his way to Stone Edge… who runs towards him all of sudden and…receives a knee to the mid-section. Reaver is quickly onto Stone Edge and grabs his legs! The crowd start to cheer loudly as Reaver is trying to turn over Stone Edge… HE’S TRYING TO LOCK ON THE SAME MOVE THAT STONE EDGE DID TO HIM… THE STONE WALLS!! STONE EDGE TWISTS AND TURNS AND WRITHS IN PAIN AS REAVER WRENCHES THAT BACK!! STONE EDGE CRAWLS TO THE ROPES AND GRABS THEM… BUT REAVER PULLS HIM BACK INTO THE CENTRE OF THE RING!! STONE EDGE CAN’T BARE THE PAIN… HE LIFTS HIS HAND UP…IS HE GOING TO GET ELIMINATED WITH HIS OWN FINISHING MOVE?!!….
…“TAP YOU SON OF A B!TCH!!”
…AND HE DOES!!! HE DOES!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, the second participant to be eliminated from this matchup via submission – Stone Edge!”
The crowd literally blow the roof off as they chant the name of “REAVER!! REAVER!” A few months ago, this would never of happened, but just look at him now. Reaver staggers towards the ropes and faces the chanting crowd…what a spectacle.
The referees open the steel infrastructures door and begin to pull Stone Edge from the ring… but suddenly he shoves the referee’s off him and pulls himself up via the chains. He grabs a shard of glass from one of the broken chambers and sprints into the ring… AND HE SPINS THE CELEBRATING REAVER ROUND AND NAILS HIM WITH THAT SHARP PIECE OF GLASS!! MY GOD!!
Stone Edge begins to relentlessly beat on Reaver much to the crowds disliking! The referees try to force Stone Edge away…but they can’t! The crowd boo and jeer loudly… until them boo’s and jeers turn to humungous cheers (hey that rhymed) as someone is sprinting down the ramp with a steel chair! – Its Reaver’s buddy – Jetster!! He sprints into the ring and immediately shoves the referees out of the way and spins round Stone Edge… SMACK!! CHAIR SHOT TO STONE EDGE! Jetster throws the chair down and starts shouting trash to the DoA faction leader until the referee’s try to get Jetster out of the chamber. Jetster pleads with the referees to let him check on his friend – Reaver, but there’s no point as Jetster is taken out of the ring along with the out cold Stone Edge and the door locked behind them – the match shall continue!
We’re now down to five superstars it would seem, with one of them fresh and ready for action still in a chamber, and that’s the huge, vicious monster that is Anarchy! All men are down but Grandprix, who has kept Hawk at bay on steel and is now getting his breath back. Scotty is crouched in the corner of the ring and Reaver lay by the ropes…after being viciously attacked by Stone Edge, oh, and he got a huge piece of glass punched into him!
The timer suddenly appears on the bottom of the screen and the crowd count down… 10…9…8…7.. Anarchy has by now realised that he is about to be unleashed and he pumps himself up… 5….4…3.. ”My god…here he comes!!” screams JR…
2….1!!! BZZZT!!! The arena is thrown into darkness for a second before Anarchy is unleashed from his chamber!! The crowd start to cheer; as they know how much damage this man can cause and what devastation he could possibly add to the lives of these young superstars! The arena is buzzing as Anarchy grabs the Steel Chair that lay by his chamber from when Jetster used it. Grandprix is first to react to this titan’s presence and the champion shows no fear as he sprints full pelt towards him…CRACK!! OOOHH!! MY GOD, WHAT FORCE THAT CHAIR SHOT HAD ON THE SKULL OF THE CHAMPION!!
The crowd are in shock and so too are the superstars… they all stare in probably fear at what his just happened! Scotty and Reaver suddenly turn to each other…they hate one-another, but I think they’ve just realised that there going to have to team up to take on this man-beast! The two pull themselves up and slowly walk towards opposite corners. Anarchy stands between them in the middle of the ring…the camera switches between the three…it’s a tense moment here at SRW Breakdown! Suddenly Reaver sprints towards Anarchy…who throws the chair down…Reaver jumps, but gets caught in the huge arms of Anarchy…who spins round with Reaver still in his hands and… nails a huge big boot in the face of Scotty who has just ran towards him! Scotty falls down holding his face, as Reaver is helpless in Anarchy’s arms! Anarchy stares at the crowd… before lifting Reaver high up into the air in a military press. He walks over towards the steel where a huge hole remains from when the Cong Man had been planted through it…Oh my god…surely he isn’t going to do this…the crowd stare in shock as ANARCHY LITERALLY THROWS REAVER THROUGH THE HUGE HOLE IN THE STEEL!! HOLY SH!T, HOLY SH!T!!
I don’t believe it; Reaver just got thrown through the huge steel hole!! Will Reaver be eliminated in the same way in which the Cong Man got eliminated!? Well we’ll have to wait and see… but here comes the only man that can surely match Anarchy pound for pound – Hawk!! They lock up in the centre of the ring before Anarchy lays a huge boot into the mid-section of Hawk… AND LIFTS HIM HIGH UP ON HIS SHOULDERS…SHOWING INCREDIBLE STRENGTH!! HE STARES AT THE SHOCKED CROWD…BEFORE DELIVERING… THE EXPLICIT LYRICS, THE EXPLICIT LYRICS ONTO THE CHAIR ON THE 6FT, 350 POUNDER HAWK!!!
The crowd continue to shout and scream loudly as we have just witnessed Anarchy decimate every single participant in the Elimination Chamber!! He falls into the cover on Hawk…
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***WRITTEN BY AFROJOE***
THR.... NO! AT THE LAST SECOND HAWK GOT HIS SHOULDER UP OFF THE MAT. He marginally flicked his shoulder upwards - that's quite possibly all the strength he had left gone with that simple action! That's about all he had left.
Anarchy tries not to react. He keeps himself calm. He's composed, and he's ready to finish Hawk off for good. Anarchy smiles, and picks Hawk up off the mat. Hawk stands there dazed for about a second, before falling right back down again. It doesn't look like he's going to be able to continue! Anarchy (DW) pulls him off the canvas again, this time with no intention of letting the former champion drop to the ground. He holds Hawk steady with his left arm, and with his right, motions towards the crowd, before slamming it into the neck of Hawk, knocking him straight back into the ring. What a vicious clothesline, with such power, despite Anarchy being nearly at a standstill. Anarchy is now about to pick up Hawk again, but he doesn't notice Grandprix sneaking into the ring behind him. He lifts Hawk off the ground, and is about to perform another move, but Grandprix shouts his name...
...Anarchy hears this, and slowly turns around. The second he is facing Grandprix; there's no time to react.. Grandprix had already started running, AND STICKING OUT ONE GIANT ARM, HE DELIVERS THE FINISH LINE TO NOT ONLY ANARCHY, BUT HAWK -WHO WAS STANDING DAZEDLY BEHIND- AS WELL. Grandprix has just flattened the already pretty much-dead Hawk and the fresh Anarchy.
The crowd are cheering wildly. Grandprix has a chance to eliminate a man here... but he chooses not to go for the cover on either of the men. Instead, he begins to help Hawk to his feet. What is happening here??? Grandprix is actually helping his archrival to his feet! He leans Hawk (AJ) on the ropes, and starts talking to him. Behind the noise of the audience, we can't hear what they're saying, but the facial expressions tell that Grandprix isn't wanting to go for Hawk... why? The reason is unknown. But he is definitely signalling to Hawk that they should team up to get Anarchy. Strange stuff, indeed.
Speaking of Anarchy, the monster himself is using the ropes on the opposite side of the ring to pull himself to his feet. Hawk tells Grandprix something, and Grandprix nods, before setting himself up for the Finish Line. The crowd's noise level calms down a bit - it's a tense moment. Anarchy turns around to face the centre of the ring, AND GRANDPRIX SMASHES THROUGH HIM WITH THE FINISH LINE! ANARCHY IS PRETTY MUCH GONE! Grandprix celebrates towards the crowd, who went absolutely wild the second that Finish Line collided with Anarchy's neck. BUT WAIT A MINUTE! HAWK IS SILENTLY ENCOURAGING GRANDPRIX TO TURN AROUND! Grandprix, possibly going to turn to discuss more tactics with Hawk, doesn't have a clue what he's about to walk into - he turns to face the man he won the championship belt off but suddenly decided to team with right now...
...AND WALKS STRAIGHT INTO A BIG BOOT! WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT FOR??? THE CROWD ARE GOING ABSOLUTELY MENTAL HERE! They're are actually chucking paper cups, hamburgers, signs and anything they can get their hands on at Hawk. The ring is filling up with rubbish. Hawk is just standing and laughing, though. He kicks out at a pile of rubbish lying on the floor in front of him, before slowly walking over towards the struggling Grandprix. Hawk grabs his hair and begins to talk some trash. He elbows Grandprix in the back of the neck and drags him towards the centre of the ring. Hawk raises his hands in the air, before putting Grandprix into the Hawk Screwdriver position. The crowd continue to boo wildly here, but Hawk raises Grandprix off the ground, flips him around, AND RAMS HIS NECK INTO THE MAT IN THE HAWK SCREWDRIVER! MY GOD, GRANDPRIX HAS ALMOST LITERALLY JUST BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!
HAWK GOES FOR THE COVER!
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TH... NO! SCOTTY PULLED HAWK OFF GRANDPRIX! Where did he come from??? He had been hiding under the ring ever since Reaver was thrown through the steel hole by Anarchy!
He now starts beating on Hawk, using any part of his anatomy to beat Hawk senseless, not that he's not already at that stage... Scotty (Figo) continues to pummel Hawk, however, kicking the living hell out of him. He picks Hawk (AJ) up from the canvas, before giving him a Brainbuster right in the middle of the ring! Now Scotty is heading up top! He points to Hawk, and he opens his arms wide, and as the crowd go ballistic, SCOTTY JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND LANDS THE CRAZYSAULT ON HAWK! Scotty seems to have hurt himself in the process, but Hawk is out of it completely.
Now here comes Anarchy! Anarchy (DW) picks Scotty up off the ground, and lobs him over the top rope out of the ring. He then covers Hawk..... he's going to steal the pin that Scotty Dogg so deserved to get!
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HAWK IS ELIMINATED!
This is incredible... the feeling from the arena. You've got to feel sorry for the SRW wrestlers, as the noise level is almost deafening. So Hawk is gone then - we're down to four men. Grandprix and Scotty Dogg are both lying outside the ring, but they're not motionless. Anarchy is the only one standing - he's standing alone in the ring, ready for whatever any of the competitors can throw at him, if anything. As for our fourth competitor still remaining, Commissioner Reaver doesn't look like he's going to have much to say for the rest of this match. He's been out cold for at least 10 minutes, and it was about this time that the paramedics started to remove Cong Man. Somehow I've got a feeling that Jetster may be preventing them from doing the same to his buddy, though. He wants Reaver to win this match, and isn't going to let him by eliminated like this.
Back in the ring, both Grandprix and Scotty Dogg are climbing in on opposite sides. Anarchy isn't sure what to do, who to go for, and whether he should just leave them to it. He goes for the latter option, sliding quickly out of the ring. Scotty and Grandprix set eyes on each other, and familiar flashes of anger can be seen across their battered faces. Not particularly great chums, then? Nope.
Scotty begins to run towards Grandprix, and attempts a clothesline. Grandprix ducks under this, however, and Scotty runs off the ropes, and tries again - this second attempt fails as well, and as Scotty returns off the ropes a second time, Grandprix hits him with a Powerslam! Scotty is back on his feet again quickly, however, showing great intensity and energy. He runs at Grandprix again, but this time Grandprix hits him with a drop toe hold, and Scotty's neck catches on the ropes. An "Oooooh!" sound comes from the crowd, and rightly so - that one must have hurt! Grandprix tries picking up Scotty off the ropes again from behind, but Scotty reacts quickly, a delivers a low blow with the back of his leg. Grandprix falls to the mat clutching his nether regions, while Scotty gets to his feet amid jeering from the audience.
Scotty picks up the chair that has been lying in the corner of the ring for quite some time. He sets it up right in the middle of the ring, and hauls Grandprix to his feet. What's he doing here??? Scotty sets Grandprix up for a Suplex. Oh no. Not on the chair. He lifts Grandprix off the ground - SOMEBODY STOP HIM - AND LANDS GRANDPRIX'S NECK RIGHT ON THAT CHAIR! THAT WAS MORE OF A BRAINBUSTER THAN A SUPLEX! Scotty is now heading up top! He looks around, shouts something to the crowd before jumping... AND LANDING ON THE CHAIR IN THE CENTRE OF THE RING, NO DOUBT DOING SOME SERIOUS INTERNAL DAMAGE IN THE PROCESS!
The crowd wonder for a minute what happened, but they find out, as Anarchy slides into the ring casually. He pulled Grandprix out of the ring just as Scotty was about to make impact, causing great damage to the 'Dogg. Anarchy now pulls Scotty to his feet, before taunting him for a bit, picking him up, AND SLAMMING HIM BACK DOWN IN THE EXPLICIT LYRICS!
Anarchy goes for the cover here... is he going to pretty much steal yet another pin fall?
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SCOTTY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
He's unconscious in the middle of the ring, and it doesn't look like he even knows he's been eliminated. Anarchy, however, does know where he is, what he's just done, and what has become of yet another opponent. He knows he's made it into the last three, and is standing in a strong position in the middle of the ring, having eliminated the last two competitors.
Suddenly, the crowd begin to make a lot of noise. Anarchy acts confused at first, but then decides to play along, thinking they're cheering him...
...Only when he looks to his right does he see Reaver (Ant), battered and bloody, staggering his way back down towards the ring. Everyone had nearly forgotten he was even in this match, including Anarchy (DW)! What's worse for Anarchy, is that he now has not only Reaver coming at him from the way he's facing, but approaching him from behind, chair in hands, is the current SRW Champion...
*** WRITTEN BY GRANDPRIX ***
WHAM! Big boot to the chair that Grandprix was holding and it hits him in the face! Grandprix falls between the ropes to the outside. Reaver (Ant) couldn’t capitalise on the Grandprix distraction and is scooped up and slammed to the mat with a gorilla press slam by Anarchy (DW)! Anarchy has been obsessed with Reaver for ages and he goes to the broken steel and picks up a bit! Reaver staggers to his feet… CRACK! Anarchy plants the steel on the head of Reaver! CRACK! Grandprix out of nowhere! While Anarchy was busy with Reaver, Grandprix recovered, undid the turnbuckle padding, tied the chair to his feet and dropkicked Anarchy in the face from the top turnbuckle!
We’ve got a spare moment in this match, so let us recap on what has happened so far. We started with 7, 3 started in the ring and they were Reaver, Stone Edge and Hawk. Cong Man was the first allowed out of the chambers and was the first to be eliminated when Hawk chokeslammed him THROUGH the steel that surrounds the ring. Cong Man was taken away by paramedics and his condition has not reached us yet. The referee had no choice but to declare Cong Man eliminated.
We were then down to 6 with 3 in the ring and 3 locked up. Grandprix was next to be released and there were no eliminations until Scotty was released. Reaver put the Stone Walls on Stone Edge and he was forced to tap out and was therefore eliminated. Anarchy then got released meaning everyone was in the match. Anarchy promptly eliminated Hawk, with an assist from Scotty but Scotty was next on the hit list and Anarchy needed no help eliminating Scotty with his ‘Explicit Lyrics’. We’ve got a quarter of the surrounding steel destroyed, two of the 8 glass sections smashed and lots of blood spilt.
Back to the match now and Grandprix has taken the chair off his feet. WHAM! Right across the back of Anarchy. Grandprix is leaving Reaver as Anarchy is the bigger threat. Anarchy rolls over to the corner and Grandprix plants the chair into the face of Anarchy once again by taking a page out of RVD’s book. Grandprix turns round to see Reaver using Grandprix to get to his feet. Grandprix raises the chair…
GRANDPRIX FLIES TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING AND LANDS ON THE STEEL! Anarchy grabbed the chair and Grandprix and literally flung them out of the ring! Anarchy seems unimpressed with Grandprix and continues his pursuit of totally destroying Reaver. Anarchy throws Reaver into the exposed turnbuckle and laughs as Reaver squirms around on the floor. Reaver has gone into this match with an injured knee and started this match off! Anarchy pushes Reaver into the corner and starts unloading punches in Reaver’s face! A quick shot to the knee and Reaver yells out in pain!
Anarchy is totally in control now and throws Reaver across the ring. Another slam to Reaver and Anarchy climbs the turnbuckle; I guess he wants to finish it now! Anarchy flips… AND CONNECTS WITH THE SHOOTING STAR LEG DROP! He got all of that one! Anarchy goes for the cover!
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ANARCHY PULLS REAVER’S SHOULDERS OFF THE MAT! WHY? Anarchy had Reaver beat! Reaver didn’t look like kicking out. Well, that surprised the majority of the crowd and myself there. Anarchy continues his focus on Reaver, he picks Reaver up, EXPLICIT LYRICS!! Anarchy is laughing over the fallen Reaver! EXPLICIT LYRICS AGAIN!! Why do this, Anarchy? WHOA! Grandprix flies into Anarchy and they both go over the ropes to the steel outside. I think Grandprix just saved Reaver’s career but only just!
I think Grandprix might have landed on some glass because he is getting to his feet rather uncomfortably. There is glass scattered all over the place. Grandprix goes on one knee, there must be something in his back, Anarchy charges!
SMASH!! BELLY-TO-BELLY THROW BY GRANDPRIX!! Anarchy flies straight through the glass of one of the chambers! It’s even worse for Anarchy because that chamber had already had one broken pane and now both are broken! The crowd are on their feet! They cannot believe what they are witnessing here! Careers and maybe even lives are on the line and it’s all for the CAW Heavyweight Championship!
Reaver is still out in the ring and Grandprix is crawling over. This could be it for Reaver! I don’t think anyone could say Reaver hasn’t worked to be in this position. Anarchy’s vendetta against Reaver, his knee injury and every man and his dog attacking that weakness; what a strong competitor! Grandprix goes over and hooks the leg!
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REAVER KICKS OUT!! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? Reaver looked dead and buried but he found something miraculous to be able to kick out. Grandprix applauds Reaver’s resilience and gets to his feet. He heads over to Anarchy who has got to have glass in almost every part of his body. Anarchy wastes little time in struggling to his feet. Grandprix goes up to Anarchy but he just pushes him aside! Ever since it went to the final 3, Anarchy has focused all his energy on Reaver. It’s as if Grandprix doesn’t exist. What is going through the mind of Anarchy? Has this feud with Reaver become so personal that he could forget about winning the CAW Heavyweight title?
Anarchy is back in the ring but he has failed to deal with Grandprix… FLYING BULLDOG! Good athleticism from Grandprix as he had to balance on the ropes and leap from them. Reaver is actually starting to move! Grandprix spots the movement and just checks to see if Reaver is about to pose any danger to him. He isn’t so he turns back to Anarchy…
CRACK! WHAT A CHAIR SHOT! It reverberated throughout the arena. That split second check of Reaver by Grandprix allowed Anarchy to grab the chair from the outside of the ring and knock Grandprix senseless. If Anarchy covers, he might have him! Anarchy ignores him and goes straight for Reaver! What a show of disdain for the champion!
Anarchy has that evil, sick and twisted look in his eyes as he heads towards Reaver in the
Almost two months ago now, it was announced that at SRW BreakDown there would be a first ever Elimination Chamber match for the CAW World Championship. And since then, chaos has run riot in SRW. After five qualification match-ups, we finally ended up with…seven participants.
“Jetster and puts him into a Reverse Headlock, before shouting at the fans, “this is a move I learnt from a certain friend of mine!” What’s he gonna…DEAD DDT – CRACK!!! OH MAN, THE DEAD DDT ONTO THE CONCRETE, THAT COULD’VE KILLED JETSTER! GET SOME HELP OUT HERE DAMMIT! AND ANARCHY’S MADE A COVER! ONE! TWO! THREE!
This sickening farce of a match has come to an end with Anarchy (DW) as the winner, but what are the consequences!? He quickly leaves the plaza as Reaver (Ant) crawls towards his tag team partner and tends to him, but Jetster is lifeless…paramedics have arrived and start to work on him as Reaver (Ant) stands and screams Anarchy’s name…”YOU’LL PAY ANARCHY (DW), YOU SON OF A B!TCH!!!”
“Scotty’s dragging himself towards that chair, still in the ring. He gets there and somehow manages to get up. Havoc somehow gets up himself; can anyone keep this guy down? Havoc turns around…BANG! What a shot to Havoc’s skull! Havoc’s gone down and Scotty’s laughing. He soon stops though, since Havoc just sat up again! How the hell does he do it?! WHAM! Another shot to Havoc, that chair just bouncing off his skull. The crowd are booing their heads off! Scotty really isn’t playing fair here. He throws the chair to the outside, and climbs up onto the top turnbuckle…CCRRRAAZZYYYSAULT! He lands perfectly on Havoc and goes for the pin, the referee, slowly makes the count…1! 2! 3! Scotty Dogg (Figo) picks up the win!”
“Jackal (RM18) is out cold! He’s not moving… Hawk is just getting to his feet. He goes and pulls the referee into the ring before recovering him. It takes a while but Hawk sorts him out. He goes up high… ELBOW DROP! The Jackal still doesn’t move. Hawk covers him and hooks the leg… Referee Earl Hebner doesn’t seem to know where he is but slowly counts…1 2 3. Hawk wins this thing! He’s going to be in the Elimination Chamber!”
“Scotty swings, Cong Man ducks! CLANG!! WHAT WAS THAT? IT WAS GRANDPRIX WITH A CHAIR!! It’s a rescue attempt! The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) unties Cong Woman and escorts her to the back. Grandprix stands over a fallen Scotty (Figo). Krusher (Lipe) is on his feet and witnesses the carnage. He’s outraged! Hold on…1… 2…3!!! CONG MAN SNUCK UP FROM BEHIND AND WINS!!! Cong Man is in the Elimination Chamber! He will get his hands on Scotty Dogg!! Cong Man and Grandprix head up the ramp, Cong Man thankful to him for saving his wife to be but they’ll be enemies come Breakdown! Krusher is fuming in the ring!”
And after Stone Edge (Jae17) destroyed Reaver (Ant) before their match even started, the Commissioner made this announcement…
“Reaver (Ant) breaths deeply for a moment, “well, you’re wrong. And after months of complete and utter hell for myself, and my friend Jetster, you lot are gonna get exactly what’s coming to you. Y’see, I’ve never had the chance to actually fight back, but next week brings the Elimination Chamber, and on that night I plan to do what none of you could, and destroy all three of you!“That’s why the Elimination Chamber match at SRW BreakDown, is now a SEVEN MAN ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH!”
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Since then, everyone’s had something to say…
Reaver (Ant) - After all the s**t you guys have done to me lately, I’m gonna give it straight back to ya…the name is right – I am gonna break you all down. You think what you did to me was bad? Almost breaking my knee? Burning down my office? That’s nothing...AND I MEAN NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT I’M GONNA DO TO YOU AT BREAKDOWN!”
“And I won’t be finished either – Grandprix, you have taken what is rightfully mine, our feud is not ever yet, not by a long shot. Scotty Dogg (Figo), I’m gonna show you what it’s like to be a real Element…I’m glad you left us, because you never deserved to be there in the first place. You think you’ve been treated unfairly, and that you’re the most talented guy never to have won the CAW World Title? Well you’re gonna have to prove that in the Chamber, because trust me, this will be like nothing you’ve ever experienced. If you ever wanna be a CAW World Champion, this is your chance to prove it. You go out first, and you’re finished. I challenge you to survive to the final two…where I have no doubt you will meet me. Then we’ll see how good you are.”
Reaver (Ant) is about to leave the ring when he stops, and thinks for a moment. “Oh, and Cong Man? I plan to not only continue the greatest and longest ever feud in SRW with you…but to intensify it.”
“This Elimination Chamber match is gonna be something special ladies and gentlemen, and it’s my chance to prove exactly who I am. As I said to Anarchy (DW) a couple of weeks ago…my name is Reaver. Maybe you’ve all forgotten that.”
Grandprix - I’ll start with Hawk. Hawk, we’ve had our rivalries in the past. We battled anywhere and everywhere for that Hardcore title and now we’ve moved that step higher and are battling for the CAW title. You walked out of that Hell In A Cell match as champion and I won it off you. We can put on one heck of a show and I look forward to locking horns with you again, even if you did attack me earlier tonight. Scotty, you’ve had the most title shots out of everyone in SRW and you have not won the big one. Why? I don’t know but it could be your night. I will do everything to stop you and add to your frustration of not winning the big one. Stone Edge, our paths may not have crossed that much but I know what kind of impact you have made since you joined. Are you ready to step to the highest level? Only time will tell. Cong Man, you are indeed a legend in SRW. Young wrestlers can learn everything they need from you. It will be an honour to step into the same ring with you once again and I hope that one day, I’ll be a legend like you. I’ll show you respect but I’m going all out for victory. Reaver, we may not see eye to eye but I’ve found some respect for you over recent weeks. You kept true to your word and even if you felt totally humiliated, I respect you more for not taking the easy way out. Hopefully, your injury will clear up and we’ll settle this feud in the ring. Finally, Anarchy. Creating waves is one thing, riding them to success is another. Going in, it’s been all Anarchy V Reaver. I think everyone, including yourself, is forgetting that I am the champion, I’m the man to beat and I will do everything to make sure that your words come back to haunt you. You’re an unknown quantity but I’ve done my homework, I just hope you have done yours. It’s down to me to be ready. It’s down to me to prepared for every eventuality. I’m ready, how about all of you?”
Stone Edge – “The Elimination Chamber match is this week at Break-Down and I’m one of the greats in there. I just wanted to make clear, I have the uppermost respect for all of the guys in that match… BUT THEY’RE JUST NOT ME! In other words, none of them can beat me! You saw what happened to Jetster earlier on tonight… What happens to the other 6 competitors in the Elimination Chamber will be much, much worse.”
Meanwhile, Anarchy (DW) hasn’t just been talking, he’s been taking action…
Anarchy: You don’t seem to understand just how powerful I am. I can guarantee that when Reaver walks into this office later today, he will feel the heat. Because Anarchy has been in here. It’s almost as if you can smell smoke coming from my head. Or you can sense I’m going to explode. Reaver, you got in my face earlier tonight. When you won that trophy, didn’t they tell you the one rule of wrestling? Don’t mess with fire. Don’t mess with someone bigger and badder then yourself? Well, boy, you’ve made that mistake. And you’re gunna pay for it. But I’m not gunna sit here throwing all your crappy trophies at the wall. And ripping apart your certificates. No no no. Instead, I will demonstrate what happens when you mess with fire. What happens when you mix fire and gasoline.
{Anarchy picks up a bottle filled with gasoline and begins pouring it around Reaver’s office.}
Anarchy: Reaver. You are this office. This is your career. I am the fire that you messed with. Just like the fire will wreck your office; come Elimination Chamber, I will wreck your career. Like they say, “Elimination Chamber…where careers come to die”.
{Anarchy lights the match, and drops it on the floor. The room quickly catches fire. Anarchy remains in the room…staring at the flames.}
And it wasn’t just Anarchy (DW). Hawk (AfroJoe) and Stone Edge (Jae17) have on numerous occasions attacked our CAW Commissioner, feuds have continued between the three former Animalz members Cong Man, Hawk and Scotty Dogg – and Grandprix before last week had stayed out of it all, biding and enjoying his time as CAW World Champion. But all the tension came to a head last week during a grudge match between Jetster and Stone Edge (Jae17)…
“IT SEEMS AS IF THERES NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO… BUT OUT SUDDENLY COMES A BANDAGED AND BRUISED REAVER WITH CRUTCHES!! STONE EDGE IMMEDIATELY LETS GO OF JETSTER AND FOCUSES ALL HIS HATRED ON REAVER AS HE SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND RUNS TOWARDS REAVER… WHO WHACKS HIM WITH HIS CRUTCHES!!! AND AGAIN, AGAIN, AGAIN AND AGAIN!! A WEEKS WORTH OF ANGER IS COMING OUT HERE!!
Reaver finally manages to snap out of it and remembers his lifeless buddy in the ring. He goes over to him and tries to get him out harms way… BUT HE CAN’T, AS HERE COMES THE 6ft 10, 315lbs HAWK!! HE RUNS PAST STONE EDGE AND SLIDES INTO THE RING…. HE SLUGS IT OUT WITH REAVER, UNTIL REAVER IS POWERLESS BUT TO GET BEATEN DOWN BY THE RELENTLESS HAWK!! THE CROWD LOOK ON IN DESPAIR AND SO TOO DOES JETSTER, THEY WANNA HELP, BUT THEY CAN’T!!
BUT WHO’S THAT COMING DOWN THE RAMPWAY…?!! IT’S THE CAW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION – GRANDPRIX!! HE RUN’S UP TO STONE EDGE WHO HAS JUST MANAGED TO GET UP… AND DELIVERS A DEVASTATING FINISH LINE!!!! GRANDPRIX DOESN’T STOP THERE THOUGH AS HE SLIDES INTO THE RING, SLINGS HIS BELT DOWN AND PULLS HAWK OFF REAVER AND TRADES PUNCHES WITH HIM!!! GRANDPRIX GETS THE BETTER OF HAWK AND WHIPS HIM INTO THE ROPES…FINIS…NO…HAWK SCREWDRIVER!! HAWK SCREWDRIVER!!! MY GOD THIS MATCH, MATCH?? MORE LIKE FIGHT, IS INSANE!
AND HERE COMES SCOTTY DOGG AS HE RUNS DOWN THE RAMPWAY AND SLIDES INTO THE RING… HAWK AND SCOTTY STARE AT EACH OTHER… WHATS GONNA HAPPEN NEXT?!
BOOM!! AND SUDDENLY WE ARE IN PITCH DARKNESS AFTER A HUGE BANG CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. CAMERA FLASHES LIGHT THE PLACE UP… UNTIL THE LIGHTS COME BACK ON AND… ANARCHY, SCOTTY AND HAWK ARE BEATING ON GRANDPRIX AND REAVER!! THE TWO FACE’S TRY TO FIGHT BACK BUT ITS NO USE, IT’S A 3 ON 2 ATTACK!! WHERE THE HELL DID ANARCHY COME FROM?
Notice a trend here guys? Of who’s coming down the rampway?… WELL YOU SHOULD DO BECAUSE HERE COMES THE FINAL PARTICIPANT OF THE 7 MAN ELIMINATION CHAMBER AT BREAKDOWN… ITS THE CONG MAN!! HE SPRINTS DOWN TO THE RING… KNOCKING STONE EDGE DOWN ALONG THE WAY… AND SLIDES INTO THE RING…SURELY HE’S GONNA GO AFTER SCOTTY, WHAT WITH RECENT EVENTS! SCOTTY IS TO FIRST TO NOTICE HIM, BUT HE’S TOO LATE AS THE CONG MAN KNOCKS SCOTTY DOWN AND THEN SPINS HAWK ROUND AND DELIVERS A NEAT BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX TO THE 315 POUNDER!! AND NOW HE STARES AT ANARCHY… THE GUYS HUGE… THE CONG MAN RUN’S AT LEAPS UP…BUT GETS LITERALLY PUSHED DOWN BY THE MONSTER ANARCHY! ANARCHY RUNS OVER BUT GETS TAKEN DOWN BY THE CONG MAN AND LANDS FACE FIRST INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE!
Everyone is down but Cong Man, until Grandprix and Reaver make their way up. The three breathe deeply; those attacks were quick one after another! The three men stare at each other… are they gonna fight, or are they leaving it till the Elimination Chamber? The belt lay in the middle of the ring, which all three men stare at. Reaver turns and drags Jetster out of the ring… I think he’s had enough for one night. The Cong Man also makes his way out of the ring… he’s saving his energy till the Elimination Chamber. Grandprix stays in the ring and grabs his belt. He raises his arms aloft and makes his way to the turnbuckle as his music plays out to the cheering crowd. He along with Cong Man & Reaver stand tall tonight, but who will leave Sunday night the champion?”
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Well what a couple of months it has been in SRW, but now it’s finally come down to it. This is it ladies and gentlemen, we’ve seen two amazing Hell In A Cell matches but now we’re set to take a step forward. Seven men, four chambers, one winner…one champion. But, as the 10 ton, pure steel Elimination Chamber is lowered done to the ring, everyone is wondering the same thing…who is going to win? Each of the seven competitors has won the right to be in this match, and in many people’s minds, any one of them could walk out of SR Towers tonight the CAW World Champion.
We took a poll earlier on SRW.com, and the fans voted in there millions. The favourite was current CAW World Champion Grandprix, but he only won 19% of the votes…that’s how close it is. Cameras are flashing everywhere and remember, the EC was constructed with two miles of chain…there is no give to it, and it is indeed the most brutal and deadly type of match we have ever seen here in Special Reserve Wrestling.
“Who let the dogs out!?” And here we go, a surprisingly loud pop goes up from the fans who are no doubt just excited that the match is starting – here comes Scotty Dogg (Figo)! The usually jumpy and enthusiastic Scotty is strangely calm – to be honest the whole atmosphere is different and it’s not surprising, this is the biggest match in SRW history. He drinks from his bottle of water, pours some over himself HHH-style and then struts to the ring, ignoring the fans that are no doubt shouting insults at him. He doesn’t even look up at the massive structure in front of him; he just waits to be allowed in by the referee and then steps straight into his chamber.
Scotty Dogg (Figo) turned against the fans a few months ago after a couple of failed CAW Title attempts – this is his first World Championship match since then, maybe this is his time…
(The Chain hits) A huge – and I mean huge – cheer resounds around the arena as the current CAW World Champion Champion Grandprix confidently makes his way down the ramp, his belt proudly around his waist. He’s held the title for a couple of months now ever since he beat long-time champ Hawk (AfroJoe). He has a feud with Reaver (Ant) to settle which has lasted since the HIAC match, and he also wants to prove himself as the greatest champion ever by beating all the top challengers for his title in one night…it’s gonna be almost impossible for him to do so, but if anyone can do it then Grandprix can. He gives the belt to the referee and steps into his chamber, where Scotty Dogg (Figo) stares him down from across the ring.
“It began in Afrika-ka-ka!!” This guy in an SRW legend, and it’s almost unbelievable that he’s only ever been CAW World Champion once. This match means so much to him, for many reasons. He’s been in a massive feud with Reaver (Ant) all his career – the man he beat for the Title over a year ago now. He used to be best friends and tag partners with Hawk (AfroJoe) and Scotty Dogg (Figo) until they both turned on him and the fans, and just a few months ago it was rumoured he’s never wrestle again. But now he’s back, better than ever, and probably the greatest SRW wrestler of all-time is ready to become the CAW World Champion once again – IT’S THE CONG MAN! The fans are going wild for him as he slaps hands with all of them, takes a quick look at the massive structure before him, and then steps inside only taking a second to look at his former friend Scotty Dogg (Figo). Referee Teddy Long (Tony) locks him into his chamber, and we wait for the man who will take up the final chamber…
(Rancid’s “Ruby Soho” hits) The masses of cheers quickly turn to boos and cheers – but everyone is on their feet, this is the first time that Anarchy has stepped into an SRW arena in over a month! The noise is almost deafening as the sick, twisted Anarchy (DW) steps out from behind the curtain and holds his arms aloft, taking in all the sound – even if it is mostly abuse being directed at him. Ever since joining SRW he’s made a massive impact, and he’s targeted certain people. He destroyed Reaver (Ant)’s tag team partner Jetster in a street fight, he burnt down Reaver’s office and for weeks now he’s been telling us the demented and insane thoughts that have been going through his mind, all brought on by the announcement of this Elimination Chamber match. He is 100% sure in his mind that he’s gonna win here tonight, and before stepping into his chamber, he goes up to each of the other chambers and stares down his rivals…Anarchy (DW) is certainly the wildcard here tonight, who knows what’s gonna happen when he steps into the ring?
“KEEP ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’!” The boos and jeers continue as Stone Edge (Jae17) appears at the top of the entrance ramp – and we all know how he got into this match – by almost breaking Reaver (Ant)’s knee in their qualification bout a couple of weeks ago. Reaver (Ant) allowed him into the match to make it a 7-man EC, with the sole aim of revenge…so whether this is a good thing for Stone Edge or not is debatable. However, he is a former Cruiserweight Champion and many people feel he could be a surprise package in this match, especially if he can use his amazing power and speed to his advantage. He cockily makes his way to the Chamber, sneering all the way and ignoring the fans who are hurling abuse at him. He steps into the Chamber and kicks at the steel grills that surround the ring on all four sides, no doubt formulating plans in his mind. Then he takes a good look at Grandprix, Scotty Dogg, Cong Man and finally locks eyes with Anarchy (DW) – his former friend and fellow DoA member…now the two are hated enemies.
(Raven’s music hits) But Stone Edge’s attention is quickly turned to the entrance ramp, as the second of the three men who are gonna begin the match appears…it’s Hawk (AfroJoe)! Hawk was CAW World Champion for six months before Grandprix took the title and he’s desperate to get it back, and it’s strong opinion backstage that he will. The fans aren’t too sure but it’s no surprise, they hate this guy, but he just feeds of their hatred! He saunters to the Chamber, and walks all the way around the outside; testing out the chains on the outside and taking a good look at each of the chambers that are inhabited by his opponents. Finally he arrives back at the entrance, stares down Stone Edge (Jae17) for a few seconds before stepping inside, and referees separate the two – theirs still one more participant to come.
“My Sacrifice…” A massive pop goes up for Reaver (Ant), something that a couple of months ago was unheard of here in SRW! But I’m not so sure he knew what he was getting himself in for when he danced for us in a pair of boxers and a top hat – because he was soon jumped by Hawk, Anarchy and Havoc, and since then he’s found himself on the end of a lot of heinous attacks. He found favour with the fans but not with the wrestlers, as Anarchy (DW) made it his mission to destroy him mentally, and Stone Edge and Hawk tried to do the same physically. Although Reaver’s knee is still bandaged he’s ready to go tonight, and according to his recent promos he feels that people have forgotten just who he is, and tonight he plans to prove to them and himself that he deserves to be top of the tree, and the CAW World Champion. He stands in front of the Chamber, and closes his eyes, staring up at the heavens, perhaps praying…once again the noise is deafening, and finally he shakes his head, psyches himself up and steps inside – that’s it people, we’re all set!
DING DING!
Referees surround the ring, and Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly) is in charge inside. Lets go over it one more time – this is a 7-Man Elimination Chamber Match for the CAW World Championship. Three men begin the match wrestling in the ring; these are Stone Edge (Jae17), Hawk (AfroJoe) and Reaver (Ant). Every five minutes one man will be released from his chamber – the people currently encased in chambers are Grandprix, Anarchy (DW), The Cong Man and Scotty Dogg (Figo). There will be six eliminations and one winner, and to be honest, I have no idea who that person is gonna be, but I have no doubt that this will be the most memorable match in SRW history. ELIMINATION CHAMBER BABY!
Reaver (Ant) looks enraged as he sprints straight towards Stone Edge (Jae17) and spears him to the ground! The sell-out audience is going mad as Reaver (Ant) pummels away at the man who almost ended his career a fortnight ago, this is revenge! Stone Edge desperately swings his arms and manages to connect, but Reaver (Ant) just won’t relent!
But no! – Hawk (AfroJoe) delivers a Leg Drop right to the neck of Reaver (Ant), his neck almost snapped! Reaver rolls away holding his neck in agony – that just shows how clever Hawk is inside the ring! He picks up a shocked Stone Edge (Jae17) and whips him into the ropes straight into a POWERSLAM! 1…and Stone Edge powers out before the count of 2, and now the two men are exchanging right-hands.
Hawk (AfroJoe) once again gets the upper hand and forces the DoA leader back to the ropes. He tries to throw him again but Stone Edge counters, Hawk bounces off the ropes straight into a BACK BODY DROP OUT OF THE RING AND ONTO THE STEEL GRILLING – CRACK!
The fans cheer loudly as the former CAW World Champion connects painfully with the unforgiving steel, and he holds his back in anguish – he wasn’t expecting that at all!
Stone Edge (Jae17) sneers and celebrates to the crowd, receiving a mixture of boos and jeers! He goes to step between the ropes but Reaver (Ant) gets there first, knocking him through them instead! Reaver delivers a powerful upper-cut that sends Stone Edge crashing back against the chains, before kicking him in the gut and planting him WITH A DDT ON THE STEEL!!! OH MAN, THAT WAS BRUTAL, AND THE ‘HOLY SH!T’ CHANTS ARE GOING UP ALREADY! STONE EDGE COULD BE OUT COLD!
Reaver (Ant) stares down at his bloody opponent and smiles for the first time in months! He turns and CRASH – HAWK SPEARS HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE STEEL CHAINS! Reaver (Ant) doubles over, all the wind knocked out of him, and Hawk (AfroJoe) wastes no time in pushing against one side of Anarchy (DW)’s chamber, who can only stand and watch. Hawk then takes a few steps back, smiles evilly and…oh man, what’s he going for here…he sprints full pace at Reaver looking to spear him once again, but the Commisioner skips outta the way at the last moment and Hawk is sent smashing into the Chamber – WHAM! The glass refused to yield, but Hawk certainly did there, that could’ve broken his shoulder!
Reaver (Ant) regains himself and then throws Hawk (AfroJoe) back into the ring, where he quickly applies…THE OVERDRIVE! Reaver (Ant) is trying to lock in his submission finisher; he wants to get rid of Hawk early! Hawk kicks away with his legs to prevent it and manages to nail a sharp kick to the temple, before getting to his feet and hitting a massive CLOTHESLINE!
Reaver (Ant) struggles to his feet, but Hawk (AfroJoe) has no intention of letting up, as he kicks Reaver in the stomach and lifts him above his head…SIT-DOWN POWERBOMB – WHAM! Massive impact, all on the back of Reaver’s head and neck! Hawk (AfroJoe) looks up and laughs to the crowd’s disgust, but he doesn’t care. He begins to stomp mercilessly at Reaver’s bandaged knee, a good tactic; Reaver won’t have a chance if he can’t walk. For the first time in the match Reaver actually looks scared and he desperately tries to crawl away, but Hawk has his leg…Reaver is on one leg and he turns to face Hawk…ENZIGURI KICK! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!
Hawk (AfroJoe) is the first to stir, and once again he shows his in-ring intelligence and begins to blatantly choke Reaver (Ant) – Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly) tries to stop him but remember this is no disqualification, and Hawk just won’t let go! Reaver is running out of air and is beginning to fade…suddenly Hawk lets go and points up at the top rope, nodding…we know what’s coming!
He slowly but surely climbs to the top rope, where he stands aloft and signals to the fans that jeer in response! He’s looking to finish Reaver (Ant) off for good, and the 300lb+ monster leaps into the air…ELBOW DROP – WHAM!! HAWK JUST SENT HIS ELBOW STRAIGHT INTO THE HEART OF REAVER (ANT), AFTER MONTHS OF HELL IS IT FINALLY OVER FOR THE COMMISSIONER!? HOOK OF THE LEG!
1…Hawk (AfroJoe) is grinning gleefully!
2…The fans are screaming for Reaver (Ant) to kick-out!!
THR – NO, KICK-OUT!! REAVER (ANT) KICKS OUT!
The arena erupts and Hawk (AfroJoe) is irate, but he takes no time in heading to the top rope once again, but this time Reaver (Ant) is quicker and he stops him halfway up! He turns to face the ring and lifts Hawk (AfroJoe) onto his shoulders…oh man, he runs halfway across the ring before finally CRASH!! – RUNNING POWERBOMB!! RUNNING POWERBOMB TO HAWK (AFROJOE)! Reaver (Ant) collapses in exhaustion, and once again both these warriors are down and out!
BZZZZT!!!
Just as all this happens the buzzer goes off and the arena is thrown into darkness – five minutes has passed, and the spotlight is set to pick the first person to enter the match from their chamber…
IT’S CONG MAN!!!
The audience goes wild as Cong Man is released from his chamber and the lights come back on, and he steps out to take a few seconds to look around.
BUT WAIT STONE EGDE IS SPRINTING TOWARDS CONG MAN FROM ONE CORNER OF THE RING – CCCRRRAAASSSHHH!!! HOLY SH!T, STONE EDGE JUST SPEARED THE CONG MAN THROUGH HIS OWN GODDAMN CHAMBER, GLASS IS EVERYWHERE!
ELIMINATION CHAMBER BABY!
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*Written By The Cong Man*
This is absolute chaos and we’re barely five minutes into this match!!! You know it’s only going to get more and more brutal as time goes on. Stone Edge and The Cong Man are lying in the shattered remnants of that chamber and they are visibly cut to shreds, there is blood everywhere.
Reaver is back up on his feet, although he is on rubber legs and his bandaged knee looks as though it could give way at any moment. Amongst all the chaos, Hawk has seemingly disappeared; Reaver looks around, concerned as to the whereabouts of the former CAW champion. He looks left, right, left again, right again, but...FAILS TO LOOK UP!!! Hawk had scaled the chamber holding Grandprix and flew off wiping out Reaver with a flying clothesline. All four men are now down in the ring. Hawk manages to crawl across...
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thre...NO!!! Kick out at 2 and 999/1000s.
OH MY GOD!!! The Cong Man is moving and he’s got a piece of that shattered glass...AND HE’S STICKING IT RIGHT INTO THE HEAD STONE EDGE!!! This is sick...Stone Edge bleeding so much now, that even Ric Flair would be proud!!! Hawk is back to his feet, but Reaver is still lying prone...Hawk grabs the leg...spinning toe hold!!! Reaver is screaming in pain!!! He may have to tap out in order to save his own career...that knee isn’t ready for a match of this magnitude...WHAM!!! The Cong Man goes flying into Hawk...after having been shoved away by Stone Edge. Unfortunately for Reaver, Hawk still had hold of his leg and lands awkwardly on top of it. More screaming in pain from the CAW commissioner.
Stone Edge emerges from the wreckage of the broken chamber and realises that he is the only competitor left standing. This is absolute carnage. Stone Edge’s face is covered from top to bottom by the crimson mask and he has a huge, visible laceration running almost the length of his back. Stone Edge zeroes in on Reaver...obviously figuring that he is the most vulnerable at this point. Stone Edge goes for another spinning toe hold...”WOOOH!” The chorus of ‘whooing’ indicates that Stone Edge has in fact gone for a figure four leg lock. Reaver is in trouble! Reaver is screaming once again and the fans whistle and this commentator begins to worry about Reaver’s future.
The monster, Hawk is now back to his feet too. He looks around and sees Reaver and Stone Edge locked up on the canvas and then the Cong Man struggling back to his feet. An evil smile is just visible on Hawk’s face, even from this distance. Hawk grabs the Cong Man by the throat...CHOKE SLAM!!! WHAT ELEVATION!!! AND...to make the manoeuvre worse than it would have been anyway, Hawk dumped Cong the wrong side of the ropes trapping him between the ropes and the chains. Cong Man and Reaver are being destroyed so far in this match.
But look!!! Up on the ramp!!! Here comes The Cong Woman!!! She runs down to ringside and checks on the status of her man as the red-blooded males in attendance begin to wolf-whistle. Hawk, not as concerned for the welfare of his former partner, drags him back through the ropes...OH MY GOD!!! Unseen by the camera’s the Cong Woman handed the Cong Man a coil of barbed wire and he’s driving it into Hawk’s forehead!!! Now three out of four competitors are bleeding profusely and we’re not even ten minutes into the match yet!!!
During all this Reaver has been trapped in the figure four and appears to have now passed out through the pain! Hebner spots that Reaver’s shoulders are down...
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REAVER SITS UP!!! The fans are cheering!!! BUT STONE EDGE GRABS THE ROPES FOR MORE ELEVATION!!! Hebner can’t break the hold, as this is a no DQ match!! REAVER IS TAPPING OUT!!! But Hebner correctly chooses not to call for the bell, as despite not being able to call for the break, it still isn’t a legal submission hold!!!
Cong Man goes behind Hawk and locks on a full nelson with the barbed wire still embedded in his skull. Cong then uses his foot to apply pressure to the back of Hawk’s knee, causing him to fall forwards...BANANA PEEL!!! He used a different method to apply it, but it’s still his favoured submission hold. Hawk is now screaming out in pain, something of a recurring theme so far in this match-up. Stone Edge sees what is going on and leaves Reaver limp on the canvas. Stone Edge locks a Boston Crab on HAWK!!! Hawk is in danger of being split in two!!! His screams have audibly gone up by an octave!!!
With Reaver still down and seemingly out in the corner, Cong Man and Stone Edge simultaneously release Hawk...looks like they’ve got the same idea...Cong goes for the pin…
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BUT STONE EDGE DRAGGED HIM OFF!!! Stone Edge now with the cover on Hawk...
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NOW CONG MAN DRAGS STONE EDGE OFF!!! Cong and Stone Edge now trade blows highlighting one important factor in this match, any alliances are short lived with the carrot of the CAW title hanging in front of these ego-driven monsters! Reaver has slowly pulled himself back up to his feet, with the aid of the ropes, and he attempts to join in the fisticuffs, but his knee may be severely damaged at this point and it gives out on him, leaving him back on the canvas. Meanwhile, Stone Edge goes to Irish whip Cong to the ropes, but Cong reverses and...Cong scoops Stone Edge up on to his shoulder, spins round and drops Stone Edge’s back across his knee...he may have just invented that move...I’ll call it a spinning over the shoulder back-breaker for now.
Hawk is back up now as well, despite being a bloody mess. He tries to get the ring of barbed wire off his head, but it’s so well embedded into his skin that he can’t budge it. LOW BLOW!!! Stone Edge goes downstairs on the Cong Man and...walks away!!! He’s going after Reaver instead! Stone Edge stomping on the injured knee of Reaver!!! He grabs both legs and...STONE WALLS!!! Stone Edge’s version of the walls of Jericho is locked in on the CAW commissioner, but Reaver is too near the ropes and uses the leverage to power out!!! Another close call for Reaver, who is hanging in this match by the skin of his teeth!!!
Meanwhile Hawk is now manhandling the Cong Man and launches him headfirst into the walls of the elimination chamber!!! Cong rebounds straight into a spinning powerslam. Cover...
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...but Cong gets the left shoulder up! Hawk looks disgusted and drags Cong back up to his feet by his hair, before throwing him over the top rope. Cong lands with a clang on the steel pathway bridging the gap between the ring and the chamber encircling it.
Stone Edge Irish whips Reaver towards the corner post, but Reaver doesn’t make it that far, as his knee buckles underneath him again and he crumples to the canvas in a heap. Hawk strides over the top rope toward Cong Man, who is flat out on the steel. Stone Edge has gone up to the top rope...BIG SPLASH ON REAVER’S KNEE!!! Hawk has Cong Man up...he grabs him by the throat...CHOKESLAM!!! OH MY GOD!!! THE CONG MAN IS DEAD!!! HE WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE STEEL!!! Even Hawk looks shocked!!!
BZZZZT!!!
Just as all this happens the buzzer again goes off and the arena is again thrown into darkness – we’re now ten minutes into the match, and the spotlight is set to pick the second person to enter the match from their chamber…
IT’S GRANDPRIX!!!
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*Written By Jae*
This is absolute carnage! I can’t believe what just happened! Hawk still looks shocked as he stares down at the broken body of The Cong Man! Cong is lying amongst steel, which his body just went through! There’s blood everywhere! Paramedics rush down beneath the Elimination Chamber to check on Cong Man… Will he be able to carry on in this match? I guess we’ll find out soon enough.
Thought begins to kick in and Hawk begins to smile sadistically at what he has just done and then turns around to get back into this match… THE FINISH LINE! I guess he didn’t realise that another competitor had joined this match-up with all the goings-on! Woah! Blood looks to be pouring out of Hawks head! Grandprix carries on this massacre next with ANOTHER FINISH LINE BUT THIS TIME TO STONE EDGE! Grandprix is dominating! He next looks to take care of Reaver who is currently holding on to his knee in pain after that big splash by Stone Edge!
Grandprix grabs the leg of Reaver and stomps on it a few times before climbing the chamber of which he has just exited! Once on top, Reaver is still holding on to his knee and Stone Edge and Hawk are still down! Who’s he going to get? What’s he going to do?
THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON REAVER INTO THE COVER! It’s very rare that we see this move from Grandprix. This has got to be all for the SRW Commissioner!
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AND STONE EDGE MAKES THE SAVE! Why did he do that, you ask? Who would be next to be taken out after Reaver? Hawk or Stone Edge because it certainly wouldn’t be Grandprix whilst he is doing this much damage to everyone else! Grandprix gets to his feet and fights Stone Edge into the corner of the ring with some right hands. It looks as if Grandprix has something in mind until all thoughts of whatever it was, are taken away by Hawk! It’s now a team game once again!
Hawk lifts Grandprix into the air in a suplex position and holds him there. It looks as if he will power out until… STONE EDGE JUMPS FROM THE TURNBUCKLE AND HITS HIM DOWN WITH A CROSS BODY! Grandprix goes down!
Hawk begins to stomp on him slowly. He looks to have lost a lot of blood but manages to hit the champion hard! Stone Edge is soon back to his feet with blood trickling down his face. He looks around and sees Reaver who has been put out of this match for a while. The former Cruiserweight Champion smiles and heads that way… STONE WALLS LOCKED IN! Reaver screams cause this time he has no-where to go! You know why? He’s lying on the damn steel! Yeah. His strategy of getting out the way for a while worked… UNTIL NOW! Stone Edge screams at him to tap and Reaver screams back in pain but doesn’t tap… How is he holding on?
Hawk has pulled Grandprix up to his feet but the champion is fighting back! Right Hand! Left Hand! Right Hand and The Pit Stop to finish off! Hawk goes up in the Rock Bottom like manoeuvre and straight back down onto the canvas into the cover!
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AND HAWK KICKS OUT! Grandprix decides to leave Hawk alone and heads onto the steel outside the ring avoiding the big hole that The Cong Man lies beneath. He sees Stone Edge and Reaver and Stone Edge drops the hold! Reaver looks to be seriously out cold and just flops onto the steel. He never tapped but that’s not always the best of things for a human anatomy.
Grandprix runs at Stone Edge but… BACK BODY DROP AND GRANDPRIX GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH THE GLASS OF AN UNUSED CHAMBER! Stone Edge smiles as blood begins to surface on the back of Grandprixs head. He must have hit that glass badly but is it even possible to hit it in a good way?!
Stone Edge sits down on the steel to try and recover a bit of his energy as all participants of this match are currently down excluding those who are yet to enter this destruction…
The Cong Man has now been loaded onto a stretcher. It doesn’t look good for him. The paramedics begin to carry him up the ramp. Cong Woman is by his side. The fans cheer out of respect for the SRW legend and look! Is he trying to get up? Cong looks like he’s trying to move but no! He collapses back down onto the stretcher. He’s hurt badly. Hopefully we’ll have an update on his condition next week on Eclipse. The referee is forced to eliminate The Cong Man from this match by means of KO by Hawk.
…Stone Edge is now back to his feet and with blood pouring down his face and is beginning to climb the chamber that Grandprix WAS just lying inside amongst shattered glass! What does he have in mind?! Reaver hasn’t moved at all since Stone Edge released him from the Stone Walls about 1 minute ago and Hawk is still down but beginning to move. As for Grandprix; HE’S UP AND BEGINNING TO CLIMB THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CHAMBER!
Stone Edge is to the top and looks to have a Power Cut on his mind! Grandprix is almost to the top though! He grabs the leg of Stone Edge who kicks him away! Grandprix falls down to the steel with a thud! Now Stone Edge looks over to Hawk who is now up! He looks unhappy and… OMG! FLYING DROPKICK FROM THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER TO HAWK!
Hawk flies to the opposite side of the ring and goes down. Stone Edge lies on the mat. Grandprix is out lying on the steel and Reaver still hasn’t moved a muscle since he was released from the Stone Walls! What’s next for this match?
The referee looks around waiting for someone to arise but no one does.
About 20 seconds later… Grandprix is to his feet! He slowly enters the ring and looks to finish off Hawk with a cover…
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BUT NO! Hawk refuses to exit this match just yet! Grandprix gets to his feet and looks to finish off Stone Edge instead who is now stood on his feet in an almost vertical position. With blood dripping everywhere, he slowly turns around to find Grandprix running at him! Another Back-Body Drop? NO! GRANDPRIX MANAGES TO LAND ON THE TURNBUCKLE! Stone Edge turns around to see the damage he’s caused but there is none… FLYING FINISH LINE!
Grandprix is about to go for the cover, but sees Hawk on his feet beyond the crimson mask covering his face! He gets to his feet and walks over to Hawk but… LOW BLOW! The champion falls down to the mat as does Hawk. It doesn’t look like he’s gained enough energy yet to carry on this match.
Everyone is down AGAIN! Stone Edge, Hawk and Grandprix all lie in the ring and Reaver is still out on the steel! Only the Cong Man has been eliminated so far as this 5 minutes looks to be almost over! It may have been a mistake of the 3 men in the ring to leave Reaver in this match. He could have been eliminated at any time over the past 2/3 minutes but nobody has even hit him with a punch. He could be unconscious for all we know. He still has yet to move after those devastating Stone Walls were locked in earlier…
BZZZT!
It’s time for someone else to enter this match but who?
IT’S SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO)! Where will this match go from here? We’re about to find out as Scotty
steps out onto the steel with an evil smirk on his face…
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**WRITTEN BY FIGO**
Scotty stares round with his sadistic smile at the devastation that lies in front of him. The crowd are cheering, not for Scotty, but for the excitement this match has produced so far! Its almost as if Scotty doesn’t know what to do as he stands there, waiting maybe for someone to arise.
He finally works forwards, where Stone Edge begins to stir and pulls on Scotty’s trousers to try and somehow make his way up. Scotty stares at the crimson mask of Stone Edge’s face. The crowd continue to cheer, that just want something to happen! Scotty continues staring at Stone Edge, he looks up, then down and lays a sharp right hand to Stone Edge, knocking him down easily. The crowd boo and jeer as Scotty shouts trash at Stone Edge! Meanwhile, Grandprix is slowly crawling around the ring and looking to make his way up.
Scotty continues to mock Stone Edge, but the crowd are all looking at Grandprix, who’s managed to make his way up and charges towards the totally oblivious Scotty…turn round… FINISH LI…NO…Scotty turns round at the last split second and ducks the huge arm of Grandprix who forces himself to a halt, spins round and SUPERKICK!! SMACK! The crowd shout the ‘oooh’ as Grandprix is on the receiving end of Scotty’s boot, which sends him flying over the ropes and onto the unforgiving steel!!
Scotty follows out and lays the boots to Grandprix on the steel. Hawk, Stone Edge and even the battered and bruised Reaver are beginning to stir. Hawk is the first fully up as he staggers out towards Reaver, who is crouched forwards, with one arm on the steel chains that surround the ring. Hawk exits through the ropes but gets a big club to the back by Reaver. He pushes Hawk back through the ropes and follows after him. The crowd cheer on the visibly limping Reaver, who has so far in this matchup been torn apart by various submission holds, including that dreaded Stone Walls locked on him earlier by Stone Edge. Reaver throws Hawk into the corner and begins to stomp on the 6 footer. The referee stops Reaver for a second, and Hawk uses it to his advantage as he storms his way up and shoves Reaver into the corner!
Hawk beats down Reaver relentlessly! The referee tries to stop Hawk, but he is helpless but to let the punishment carry on, anything is legal! Scotty suddenly stops all what he is doing and hops into the ring, he sprints towards Hawk…WHO TURNS ROUND AND LITERALLY LAUNCHES SCOTTY OVER THE ROPES AND INTO THE STEE…Or has he? No, Scotty has hung onto the chains! Hawk is oblivious! He smiles sadistically in the ring, before turning round to see the damage he has caused…NONE! FLYING SPINNING KICK TO HAWK!!
Scotty jumps up but is immediately confronted by Stone Edge who forces him to the ropes. He whips him into the ropes, Scotty ducks the clothesline attempt, bounces back and… FINISH LINE!! Grandprix just leapt into the ring and delivered a devastating Finish line to Scotty from outa’ nowhere! And now Grandprix sprints over to Stone Edge who…ducks outa the way, and Reaver sprints from the turnbuckle and delivers a swinging neck breaker to Grandprix! The crowd cheer as the CAW commissioner looks to lay some offence to Stone Edge, but his leg buckles from underneath of him just as he reaches Stone Edge, who shoves him beneath his legs and lifts Reaver high up into the air… the crowd stare as they wait for the inevitable… BUT HAWK FLIES FULL FORCE INTO THE STOMACH OF STONE EDGE, SENDING REAVER CRASHING DOWN TO THE MAT AND STONE EDGE’S BACK HARD INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!
The crowd are blowing the roof here at SRW Break-down, but there’s no time to talk, as Scotty is scaling the chamber that holds Anarchy inside, who stares upwards, as Hawk turns round… and Scotty flies!…But Hawk catches him mid-air and nails the HAWK SCREWDRIVER, HAWK SCREWDRIVER TO SCOTTY!! My god, Scottys neck just crumpled, it might be broken! Hawk stares into the crowd and then at the ceiling…before making the cover on Scotty… 1…
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…Thr…NO! Scotty kicks out! Unbelievable! But there’s no time to dwell on what just happened as Grandprix throws the big man out of the ring and follows after him. Meanwhile Reaver is standing on one leg and kneeling down with the other as he takes a moment to catch his breath – a fall like he took really takes the breath outta you. Reaver is finally up, and he slowly makes his way to Stone Edge… who runs towards him all of sudden and…receives a knee to the mid-section. Reaver is quickly onto Stone Edge and grabs his legs! The crowd start to cheer loudly as Reaver is trying to turn over Stone Edge… HE’S TRYING TO LOCK ON THE SAME MOVE THAT STONE EDGE DID TO HIM… THE STONE WALLS!! STONE EDGE TWISTS AND TURNS AND WRITHS IN PAIN AS REAVER WRENCHES THAT BACK!! STONE EDGE CRAWLS TO THE ROPES AND GRABS THEM… BUT REAVER PULLS HIM BACK INTO THE CENTRE OF THE RING!! STONE EDGE CAN’T BARE THE PAIN… HE LIFTS HIS HAND UP…IS HE GOING TO GET ELIMINATED WITH HIS OWN FINISHING MOVE?!!….
…“TAP YOU SON OF A B!TCH!!”
…AND HE DOES!!! HE DOES!!
“Ladies and Gentlemen, the second participant to be eliminated from this matchup via submission – Stone Edge!”
The crowd literally blow the roof off as they chant the name of “REAVER!! REAVER!” A few months ago, this would never of happened, but just look at him now. Reaver staggers towards the ropes and faces the chanting crowd…what a spectacle.
The referees open the steel infrastructures door and begin to pull Stone Edge from the ring… but suddenly he shoves the referee’s off him and pulls himself up via the chains. He grabs a shard of glass from one of the broken chambers and sprints into the ring… AND HE SPINS THE CELEBRATING REAVER ROUND AND NAILS HIM WITH THAT SHARP PIECE OF GLASS!! MY GOD!!
Stone Edge begins to relentlessly beat on Reaver much to the crowds disliking! The referees try to force Stone Edge away…but they can’t! The crowd boo and jeer loudly… until them boo’s and jeers turn to humungous cheers (hey that rhymed) as someone is sprinting down the ramp with a steel chair! – Its Reaver’s buddy – Jetster!! He sprints into the ring and immediately shoves the referees out of the way and spins round Stone Edge… SMACK!! CHAIR SHOT TO STONE EDGE! Jetster throws the chair down and starts shouting trash to the DoA faction leader until the referee’s try to get Jetster out of the chamber. Jetster pleads with the referees to let him check on his friend – Reaver, but there’s no point as Jetster is taken out of the ring along with the out cold Stone Edge and the door locked behind them – the match shall continue!
We’re now down to five superstars it would seem, with one of them fresh and ready for action still in a chamber, and that’s the huge, vicious monster that is Anarchy! All men are down but Grandprix, who has kept Hawk at bay on steel and is now getting his breath back. Scotty is crouched in the corner of the ring and Reaver lay by the ropes…after being viciously attacked by Stone Edge, oh, and he got a huge piece of glass punched into him!
The timer suddenly appears on the bottom of the screen and the crowd count down… 10…9…8…7.. Anarchy has by now realised that he is about to be unleashed and he pumps himself up… 5….4…3.. ”My god…here he comes!!” screams JR…
2….1!!! BZZZT!!! The arena is thrown into darkness for a second before Anarchy is unleashed from his chamber!! The crowd start to cheer; as they know how much damage this man can cause and what devastation he could possibly add to the lives of these young superstars! The arena is buzzing as Anarchy grabs the Steel Chair that lay by his chamber from when Jetster used it. Grandprix is first to react to this titan’s presence and the champion shows no fear as he sprints full pelt towards him…CRACK!! OOOHH!! MY GOD, WHAT FORCE THAT CHAIR SHOT HAD ON THE SKULL OF THE CHAMPION!!
The crowd are in shock and so too are the superstars… they all stare in probably fear at what his just happened! Scotty and Reaver suddenly turn to each other…they hate one-another, but I think they’ve just realised that there going to have to team up to take on this man-beast! The two pull themselves up and slowly walk towards opposite corners. Anarchy stands between them in the middle of the ring…the camera switches between the three…it’s a tense moment here at SRW Breakdown! Suddenly Reaver sprints towards Anarchy…who throws the chair down…Reaver jumps, but gets caught in the huge arms of Anarchy…who spins round with Reaver still in his hands and… nails a huge big boot in the face of Scotty who has just ran towards him! Scotty falls down holding his face, as Reaver is helpless in Anarchy’s arms! Anarchy stares at the crowd… before lifting Reaver high up into the air in a military press. He walks over towards the steel where a huge hole remains from when the Cong Man had been planted through it…Oh my god…surely he isn’t going to do this…the crowd stare in shock as ANARCHY LITERALLY THROWS REAVER THROUGH THE HUGE HOLE IN THE STEEL!! HOLY SH!T, HOLY SH!T!!
I don’t believe it; Reaver just got thrown through the huge steel hole!! Will Reaver be eliminated in the same way in which the Cong Man got eliminated!? Well we’ll have to wait and see… but here comes the only man that can surely match Anarchy pound for pound – Hawk!! They lock up in the centre of the ring before Anarchy lays a huge boot into the mid-section of Hawk… AND LIFTS HIM HIGH UP ON HIS SHOULDERS…SHOWING INCREDIBLE STRENGTH!! HE STARES AT THE SHOCKED CROWD…BEFORE DELIVERING… THE EXPLICIT LYRICS, THE EXPLICIT LYRICS ONTO THE CHAIR ON THE 6FT, 350 POUNDER HAWK!!!
The crowd continue to shout and scream loudly as we have just witnessed Anarchy decimate every single participant in the Elimination Chamber!! He falls into the cover on Hawk…
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***WRITTEN BY AFROJOE***
THR.... NO! AT THE LAST SECOND HAWK GOT HIS SHOULDER UP OFF THE MAT. He marginally flicked his shoulder upwards - that's quite possibly all the strength he had left gone with that simple action! That's about all he had left.
Anarchy tries not to react. He keeps himself calm. He's composed, and he's ready to finish Hawk off for good. Anarchy smiles, and picks Hawk up off the mat. Hawk stands there dazed for about a second, before falling right back down again. It doesn't look like he's going to be able to continue! Anarchy (DW) pulls him off the canvas again, this time with no intention of letting the former champion drop to the ground. He holds Hawk steady with his left arm, and with his right, motions towards the crowd, before slamming it into the neck of Hawk, knocking him straight back into the ring. What a vicious clothesline, with such power, despite Anarchy being nearly at a standstill. Anarchy is now about to pick up Hawk again, but he doesn't notice Grandprix sneaking into the ring behind him. He lifts Hawk off the ground, and is about to perform another move, but Grandprix shouts his name...
...Anarchy hears this, and slowly turns around. The second he is facing Grandprix; there's no time to react.. Grandprix had already started running, AND STICKING OUT ONE GIANT ARM, HE DELIVERS THE FINISH LINE TO NOT ONLY ANARCHY, BUT HAWK -WHO WAS STANDING DAZEDLY BEHIND- AS WELL. Grandprix has just flattened the already pretty much-dead Hawk and the fresh Anarchy.
The crowd are cheering wildly. Grandprix has a chance to eliminate a man here... but he chooses not to go for the cover on either of the men. Instead, he begins to help Hawk to his feet. What is happening here??? Grandprix is actually helping his archrival to his feet! He leans Hawk (AJ) on the ropes, and starts talking to him. Behind the noise of the audience, we can't hear what they're saying, but the facial expressions tell that Grandprix isn't wanting to go for Hawk... why? The reason is unknown. But he is definitely signalling to Hawk that they should team up to get Anarchy. Strange stuff, indeed.
Speaking of Anarchy, the monster himself is using the ropes on the opposite side of the ring to pull himself to his feet. Hawk tells Grandprix something, and Grandprix nods, before setting himself up for the Finish Line. The crowd's noise level calms down a bit - it's a tense moment. Anarchy turns around to face the centre of the ring, AND GRANDPRIX SMASHES THROUGH HIM WITH THE FINISH LINE! ANARCHY IS PRETTY MUCH GONE! Grandprix celebrates towards the crowd, who went absolutely wild the second that Finish Line collided with Anarchy's neck. BUT WAIT A MINUTE! HAWK IS SILENTLY ENCOURAGING GRANDPRIX TO TURN AROUND! Grandprix, possibly going to turn to discuss more tactics with Hawk, doesn't have a clue what he's about to walk into - he turns to face the man he won the championship belt off but suddenly decided to team with right now...
...AND WALKS STRAIGHT INTO A BIG BOOT! WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT FOR??? THE CROWD ARE GOING ABSOLUTELY MENTAL HERE! They're are actually chucking paper cups, hamburgers, signs and anything they can get their hands on at Hawk. The ring is filling up with rubbish. Hawk is just standing and laughing, though. He kicks out at a pile of rubbish lying on the floor in front of him, before slowly walking over towards the struggling Grandprix. Hawk grabs his hair and begins to talk some trash. He elbows Grandprix in the back of the neck and drags him towards the centre of the ring. Hawk raises his hands in the air, before putting Grandprix into the Hawk Screwdriver position. The crowd continue to boo wildly here, but Hawk raises Grandprix off the ground, flips him around, AND RAMS HIS NECK INTO THE MAT IN THE HAWK SCREWDRIVER! MY GOD, GRANDPRIX HAS ALMOST LITERALLY JUST BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!
HAWK GOES FOR THE COVER!
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TH... NO! SCOTTY PULLED HAWK OFF GRANDPRIX! Where did he come from??? He had been hiding under the ring ever since Reaver was thrown through the steel hole by Anarchy!
He now starts beating on Hawk, using any part of his anatomy to beat Hawk senseless, not that he's not already at that stage... Scotty (Figo) continues to pummel Hawk, however, kicking the living hell out of him. He picks Hawk (AJ) up from the canvas, before giving him a Brainbuster right in the middle of the ring! Now Scotty is heading up top! He points to Hawk, and he opens his arms wide, and as the crowd go ballistic, SCOTTY JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND LANDS THE CRAZYSAULT ON HAWK! Scotty seems to have hurt himself in the process, but Hawk is out of it completely.
Now here comes Anarchy! Anarchy (DW) picks Scotty up off the ground, and lobs him over the top rope out of the ring. He then covers Hawk..... he's going to steal the pin that Scotty Dogg so deserved to get!
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HAWK IS ELIMINATED!
This is incredible... the feeling from the arena. You've got to feel sorry for the SRW wrestlers, as the noise level is almost deafening. So Hawk is gone then - we're down to four men. Grandprix and Scotty Dogg are both lying outside the ring, but they're not motionless. Anarchy is the only one standing - he's standing alone in the ring, ready for whatever any of the competitors can throw at him, if anything. As for our fourth competitor still remaining, Commissioner Reaver doesn't look like he's going to have much to say for the rest of this match. He's been out cold for at least 10 minutes, and it was about this time that the paramedics started to remove Cong Man. Somehow I've got a feeling that Jetster may be preventing them from doing the same to his buddy, though. He wants Reaver to win this match, and isn't going to let him by eliminated like this.
Back in the ring, both Grandprix and Scotty Dogg are climbing in on opposite sides. Anarchy isn't sure what to do, who to go for, and whether he should just leave them to it. He goes for the latter option, sliding quickly out of the ring. Scotty and Grandprix set eyes on each other, and familiar flashes of anger can be seen across their battered faces. Not particularly great chums, then? Nope.
Scotty begins to run towards Grandprix, and attempts a clothesline. Grandprix ducks under this, however, and Scotty runs off the ropes, and tries again - this second attempt fails as well, and as Scotty returns off the ropes a second time, Grandprix hits him with a Powerslam! Scotty is back on his feet again quickly, however, showing great intensity and energy. He runs at Grandprix again, but this time Grandprix hits him with a drop toe hold, and Scotty's neck catches on the ropes. An "Oooooh!" sound comes from the crowd, and rightly so - that one must have hurt! Grandprix tries picking up Scotty off the ropes again from behind, but Scotty reacts quickly, a delivers a low blow with the back of his leg. Grandprix falls to the mat clutching his nether regions, while Scotty gets to his feet amid jeering from the audience.
Scotty picks up the chair that has been lying in the corner of the ring for quite some time. He sets it up right in the middle of the ring, and hauls Grandprix to his feet. What's he doing here??? Scotty sets Grandprix up for a Suplex. Oh no. Not on the chair. He lifts Grandprix off the ground - SOMEBODY STOP HIM - AND LANDS GRANDPRIX'S NECK RIGHT ON THAT CHAIR! THAT WAS MORE OF A BRAINBUSTER THAN A SUPLEX! Scotty is now heading up top! He looks around, shouts something to the crowd before jumping... AND LANDING ON THE CHAIR IN THE CENTRE OF THE RING, NO DOUBT DOING SOME SERIOUS INTERNAL DAMAGE IN THE PROCESS!
The crowd wonder for a minute what happened, but they find out, as Anarchy slides into the ring casually. He pulled Grandprix out of the ring just as Scotty was about to make impact, causing great damage to the 'Dogg. Anarchy now pulls Scotty to his feet, before taunting him for a bit, picking him up, AND SLAMMING HIM BACK DOWN IN THE EXPLICIT LYRICS!
Anarchy goes for the cover here... is he going to pretty much steal yet another pin fall?
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THREEEEEEEEEEE!
SCOTTY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
He's unconscious in the middle of the ring, and it doesn't look like he even knows he's been eliminated. Anarchy, however, does know where he is, what he's just done, and what has become of yet another opponent. He knows he's made it into the last three, and is standing in a strong position in the middle of the ring, having eliminated the last two competitors.
Suddenly, the crowd begin to make a lot of noise. Anarchy acts confused at first, but then decides to play along, thinking they're cheering him...
...Only when he looks to his right does he see Reaver (Ant), battered and bloody, staggering his way back down towards the ring. Everyone had nearly forgotten he was even in this match, including Anarchy (DW)! What's worse for Anarchy, is that he now has not only Reaver coming at him from the way he's facing, but approaching him from behind, chair in hands, is the current SRW Champion...
*** WRITTEN BY GRANDPRIX ***
WHAM! Big boot to the chair that Grandprix was holding and it hits him in the face! Grandprix falls between the ropes to the outside. Reaver (Ant) couldn’t capitalise on the Grandprix distraction and is scooped up and slammed to the mat with a gorilla press slam by Anarchy (DW)! Anarchy has been obsessed with Reaver for ages and he goes to the broken steel and picks up a bit! Reaver staggers to his feet… CRACK! Anarchy plants the steel on the head of Reaver! CRACK! Grandprix out of nowhere! While Anarchy was busy with Reaver, Grandprix recovered, undid the turnbuckle padding, tied the chair to his feet and dropkicked Anarchy in the face from the top turnbuckle!
We’ve got a spare moment in this match, so let us recap on what has happened so far. We started with 7, 3 started in the ring and they were Reaver, Stone Edge and Hawk. Cong Man was the first allowed out of the chambers and was the first to be eliminated when Hawk chokeslammed him THROUGH the steel that surrounds the ring. Cong Man was taken away by paramedics and his condition has not reached us yet. The referee had no choice but to declare Cong Man eliminated.
We were then down to 6 with 3 in the ring and 3 locked up. Grandprix was next to be released and there were no eliminations until Scotty was released. Reaver put the Stone Walls on Stone Edge and he was forced to tap out and was therefore eliminated. Anarchy then got released meaning everyone was in the match. Anarchy promptly eliminated Hawk, with an assist from Scotty but Scotty was next on the hit list and Anarchy needed no help eliminating Scotty with his ‘Explicit Lyrics’. We’ve got a quarter of the surrounding steel destroyed, two of the 8 glass sections smashed and lots of blood spilt.
Back to the match now and Grandprix has taken the chair off his feet. WHAM! Right across the back of Anarchy. Grandprix is leaving Reaver as Anarchy is the bigger threat. Anarchy rolls over to the corner and Grandprix plants the chair into the face of Anarchy once again by taking a page out of RVD’s book. Grandprix turns round to see Reaver using Grandprix to get to his feet. Grandprix raises the chair…
GRANDPRIX FLIES TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING AND LANDS ON THE STEEL! Anarchy grabbed the chair and Grandprix and literally flung them out of the ring! Anarchy seems unimpressed with Grandprix and continues his pursuit of totally destroying Reaver. Anarchy throws Reaver into the exposed turnbuckle and laughs as Reaver squirms around on the floor. Reaver has gone into this match with an injured knee and started this match off! Anarchy pushes Reaver into the corner and starts unloading punches in Reaver’s face! A quick shot to the knee and Reaver yells out in pain!
Anarchy is totally in control now and throws Reaver across the ring. Another slam to Reaver and Anarchy climbs the turnbuckle; I guess he wants to finish it now! Anarchy flips… AND CONNECTS WITH THE SHOOTING STAR LEG DROP! He got all of that one! Anarchy goes for the cover!
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ANARCHY PULLS REAVER’S SHOULDERS OFF THE MAT! WHY? Anarchy had Reaver beat! Reaver didn’t look like kicking out. Well, that surprised the majority of the crowd and myself there. Anarchy continues his focus on Reaver, he picks Reaver up, EXPLICIT LYRICS!! Anarchy is laughing over the fallen Reaver! EXPLICIT LYRICS AGAIN!! Why do this, Anarchy? WHOA! Grandprix flies into Anarchy and they both go over the ropes to the steel outside. I think Grandprix just saved Reaver’s career but only just!
I think Grandprix might have landed on some glass because he is getting to his feet rather uncomfortably. There is glass scattered all over the place. Grandprix goes on one knee, there must be something in his back, Anarchy charges!
SMASH!! BELLY-TO-BELLY THROW BY GRANDPRIX!! Anarchy flies straight through the glass of one of the chambers! It’s even worse for Anarchy because that chamber had already had one broken pane and now both are broken! The crowd are on their feet! They cannot believe what they are witnessing here! Careers and maybe even lives are on the line and it’s all for the CAW Heavyweight Championship!
Reaver is still out in the ring and Grandprix is crawling over. This could be it for Reaver! I don’t think anyone could say Reaver hasn’t worked to be in this position. Anarchy’s vendetta against Reaver, his knee injury and every man and his dog attacking that weakness; what a strong competitor! Grandprix goes over and hooks the leg!
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REAVER KICKS OUT!! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? Reaver looked dead and buried but he found something miraculous to be able to kick out. Grandprix applauds Reaver’s resilience and gets to his feet. He heads over to Anarchy who has got to have glass in almost every part of his body. Anarchy wastes little time in struggling to his feet. Grandprix goes up to Anarchy but he just pushes him aside! Ever since it went to the final 3, Anarchy has focused all his energy on Reaver. It’s as if Grandprix doesn’t exist. What is going through the mind of Anarchy? Has this feud with Reaver become so personal that he could forget about winning the CAW Heavyweight title?
Anarchy is back in the ring but he has failed to deal with Grandprix… FLYING BULLDOG! Good athleticism from Grandprix as he had to balance on the ropes and leap from them. Reaver is actually starting to move! Grandprix spots the movement and just checks to see if Reaver is about to pose any danger to him. He isn’t so he turns back to Anarchy…
CRACK! WHAT A CHAIR SHOT! It reverberated throughout the arena. That split second check of Reaver by Grandprix allowed Anarchy to grab the chair from the outside of the ring and knock Grandprix senseless. If Anarchy covers, he might have him! Anarchy ignores him and goes straight for Reaver! What a show of disdain for the champion!
Anarchy has that evil, sick and twisted look in his eyes as he heads towards Reaver in the