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Paul W.S. Anderson.
http://www.comingsoon.net/news.php?id=2150
After the apparently atrocious Resident Evil, the sequel Resident Evil: Apocalypse, the movie to Mortal Kombat and butchering both the Aliens and Predator licences, he's going to be doing a movie version of...
Driver.
And when that's done?
Dead or Alive.
Muuuuuhhhh. He just makes me want to slap my chin and make that noise for hours on end. Can you not manage to make a movie without relying on an already established fanbase? Or without characters and a plot already written? Better yet, can you make a movie that's not about videogames?
Muuuuhhhh. Muuuuuhhh. Muuuuhhhhh.
*slaps chin, Deacon-style*
http://www.comingsoon.net/news.php?id=2150
After the apparently atrocious Resident Evil, the sequel Resident Evil: Apocalypse, the movie to Mortal Kombat and butchering both the Aliens and Predator licences, he's going to be doing a movie version of...
Driver.
And when that's done?
Dead or Alive.
Muuuuuhhhh. He just makes me want to slap my chin and make that noise for hours on end. Can you not manage to make a movie without relying on an already established fanbase? Or without characters and a plot already written? Better yet, can you make a movie that's not about videogames?
Muuuuhhhh. Muuuuuhhh. Muuuuhhhhh.
*slaps chin, Deacon-style*
I wish I were a staffie so I could impress people with italics...
I thought Mortal Kombat was so bad it was good... or something...
I thought Mortal Kombat was so bad it was good... or something...
Mortal Kombat is so corny it HAS to be good.
He's in positive money but negative dignity.
Have you seen Mortal Kombat?
I win by default, because I didn't make that film.
I win by default, because I didn't make that film.
For all your whinging, he's making a fortune while your slapping your chin making monkey sounds. In this simple fiscal test of virility, he is easily the better man.
Better tuck your sword away for another day, Snuggly.
Better tuck your sword away for another day, Snuggly.
And while slapping your chin, why not ban bessant?
And he did all of those movies? He has no imagination!
And he did all of those movies? He has no imagination!
Paul W.S. Anderson.
http://www.comingsoon.net/news.php?id=2150
After the apparently atrocious Resident Evil, the sequel Resident Evil: Apocalypse, the movie to Mortal Kombat and butchering both the Aliens and Predator licences, he's going to be doing a movie version of...
Driver.
And when that's done?
Dead or Alive.
Muuuuuhhhh. He just makes me want to slap my chin and make that noise for hours on end. Can you not manage to make a movie without relying on an already established fanbase? Or without characters and a plot already written? Better yet, can you make a movie that's not about videogames?
Muuuuhhhh. Muuuuuhhh. Muuuuhhhhh.
*slaps chin, Deacon-style*
http://www.comingsoon.net/news.php?id=2150
After the apparently atrocious Resident Evil, the sequel Resident Evil: Apocalypse, the movie to Mortal Kombat and butchering both the Aliens and Predator licences, he's going to be doing a movie version of...
Driver.
And when that's done?
Dead or Alive.
Muuuuuhhhh. He just makes me want to slap my chin and make that noise for hours on end. Can you not manage to make a movie without relying on an already established fanbase? Or without characters and a plot already written? Better yet, can you make a movie that's not about videogames?
Muuuuhhhh. Muuuuuhhh. Muuuuhhhhh.
*slaps chin, Deacon-style*