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"The Big Dilemma"

Since the dawn of beer, man has had to face the ultimate dilemma - being unbelievably hungry, but too hungover to do anything but sit in a darkened bedroom and look pathetic.

So, I turn this problem over to you - the all knowing elders.

I'd love some soup, but the cupboard is bare.

good stuff - although the red orange juice looks disturbingly like blood

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> mediterranean salad, with strips of cooked chicken breast, spring
> onions and french dressing

Mmmmmm.. NOW I'm hungry! :D Enjoy it! Or.. hope you enjoyed it! Hehe.

Craddock's wrote:
> Go out and buy some...

you need to read all the replies, and specifically the one before your post

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> Since the dawn of beer, man has had to face the ultimate dilemma -
> being unbelievably hungry, but too hungover to do anything but sit in
> a darkened bedroom and look pathetic.
>
> So, I turn this problem over to you - the all knowing elders.
>
> I'd love some soup, but the cupboard is bare.

Go out and buy some...

well, I'm back, I went for the following option :

mediterranean salad, with strips of cooked chicken breast, spring onions and french dressing
a tray of pineapple chunks
a pint glass of red orange juice (weirdest stuff I've ever seen)

that ought to show my liver whose side I'm on

*pats liver*

cost me seven quid though, eating healthily isn't cheap

Asda, sainsburys are poor and have spiders.

I recommend eating a lot of bread too, and readin my story called "happiness" - it will cheer you up and make you dance all the way to the shop, almost.

heh, a good bit o' scran'll cure what ails ya.

now, who make the best salads - asda or sainsburys

*waits for groans*

:D

English_Bloke wrote:
> No it's not.
> But sending me all your money would prevent you ever getting a cold
> again.

Oh.. goodgood! I'll send it later on today. £900 ok?! :D

Gah.. Borat, how can you want food?! The thought of it is making me feel ill, even just looking at that 'chicken nuggets' topic.. bleurgh.

Ms NY wrote:
> heh.. friends always said, "drink a glass of milk before you get
> drunk!! so you don't puke!!".. now i know the truth!

drinking it before is a good idea - it coats the inside of your stomach and slows down the rate at which you get hammered.

the day after though is a different story.

anyone want a coffee while I'm up?

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> it won't cause projectile vomitting - drinking milk is a bad idea - it
> sometimes curdles in your stomach causing you to puke, and it ain't
> pretty

heh.. friends always said, "drink a glass of milk before you get drunk!! so you don't puke!!".. now i know the truth!