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"English_Bloke’s Thursday evening"

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Fri 31/10/03 at 22:28
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It was an odd one to put it mildly.

It was one of my COLLEAGUES 40th birthday and we were getting ready to go out. Outside his room were a group of my classmates having a few drinks and ironing their shirts for the evening. Myself and Al (birthday guy) went down to the bar for a game of table tennis. Having won (3-2) we went back to the hallway. I needed a shower and on the way up there said, “I don’t know if I want to chance walking past the others to the shower in just my towel”. Al said, “come on, their not THAT immature.”

So, as I was walking past, guess what?

That’s right. De-bagging time.

Two grabbed at my towel. I gave one a kick in the knackers, but they got my towel. I wasn’t that bothered seeing as how they have seen it all before, (communal showers and all that), but it was when I saw another classmate, Vikki, that I made a rather more hasty move to the shower room.

Anyway, had my shower and went back to my room in towel, no de-bagging this time. On the way back I saw Chris, (ringleader of said de-bagging squad), going to the shower room in his towel. Now, he is known to wear boxers under his towel so I didn’t attack at this point.

I went back to my room and got changed quickly. I then made my way to the showers and took, (not with the intention to permanently deprive, so there was no theft), his towel and boxers.

Then, myself and Shaun (another COLLEAGUE) went and knocked on all the doors in the near facility and got all the people to form two ranks up either wall. A few mins later Chris poked his head round the door to see about 20 people all lined up. He then had rather an embarrassing 10m walk to his room receiving a slap on the ass from the 10 people on the far wall on his way. Now THAT was a red ass.

Point of the story?

Don’t mess with English_Bloke!

Oh, we then went out and had a nice meal as a class and a few drinks.

The end.
Mon 03/11/03 at 11:31
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Reminds me of that "Stone-Cutters" episode of The Simpsons...
Sat 01/11/03 at 16:03
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Totally
Sat 01/11/03 at 14:29
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Damn Straight, English Bloke.
Sat 01/11/03 at 14:10
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LMAO at that story. English_bloke strikes!

hey, why didn't you all use the towel you stole from him, so that he'd get a whipping from his own belongings?
Sat 01/11/03 at 14:04
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It's only gay if you want it to be, gamezfreak.
Sat 01/11/03 at 13:27
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Good god.

How gay.

Entertaining story though.
Sat 01/11/03 at 13:21
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I am not at all pleased with this petty one-upmanship.
For shame, English_Bloke
Sat 01/11/03 at 13:16
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I'm guessing he used to spell it wrong, and AJ told him the correct path to take. Ummm... form what i've read that's what seems to be happening.
Sat 01/11/03 at 13:14
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why did you put the word COLLEAGUE in capitals?
Sat 01/11/03 at 11:41
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Indeed. That's the worst bribe EVER.

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