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"Weekend Chat Se7en - HallowE'En Horror"

There hasnee been a weekend chat for a while, so I thought I'd treat you good people to another of my fine topics.

Here you're gonna tell us what you're up to this weekend, and it better be good - if you're working or something equally painful, make something up, so it doesn't bring the rest of us down :D

So, what're you up to people - I'll get us started.

Tonight I'm going to play music very loud in my bedroom til around 8pm, when I will be going to a public house until close.

Tomorrow it's a fancy dress party at a friends house, and gathering from how many people he invited, half of england is going, so should be good. Will all be going down town in fancy dress to terrorize those nice folk too, although I suspect a lot of us won't be coming back alive (it's that kind of town)

Sunday I'll be spending in a horizontal position, and phrases such as "Never again", "what happened" and "why do I feel the need to damage myself" will be uttered from my mouth which will taste like a sewer.

Monday I'll be wanting to top myself as I go back to work.

So, any plans then?

to the stage where collapsing on my bed would be a dream scenario. I arrive home to discover I'd for no reason pocketed my friends phone, meaning now I have to drive all the way back.

not funny

*looks pathetic*

man, I look more like Ali G than Ali G.

I wish I could take a photo of this and show you all, but I haven't got the time - I'm off out shortly.

will show you a pic from the party when I get hold of em though.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Homer to a pie.
>
> “I’m going to move my mouth like this…if you get eaten it’s your own
> fault.”

heh, still one of the only programmes that makes me laugh out loud, despite viewing it 100 million times*

* - slight exaggeration

HálloHowArtThou wrote:
> Sat Morning - School - Done
> Sat Afternoon - Pretend I'm working - Gave up, had a game of snooker
> at local club instead.
>
> To do;
> Sat Evening - Watch a film on DVD. Or something.
> Sun Morning - Sleep
> Sun Afternoon - Entertain littel brother.
> Sun Evening - Make final plans on spending £1000 on the
> following Sunday (:-D)

Currently;
fapping + talking to me on MSN

*dies*

Homer to a pie.

“I’m going to move my mouth like this…if you get eaten it’s your own fault.”

heh - reminds me of another fine simpsons episode :

Bart : "I'm going to walk in your direction with my eyes closed, swinging my fists about - and if you get hit, that's your fault"

*Runs after Borat planning to inflict GBH*

*Closes his eyes so it wont be illegal*

*Runs into a table and falls to the floor in a heap*

English_Bloke wrote:
> Don't stop. As the great man Homer Simpson said, "If you close
> your eyes it's not illegal".

comedy genius - though it's "If I don't see it, it's not illegal"

*runs*

:D

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> So, I think I'm going to drive to my mates already wearing my Ali G
> attire, I wager I'll get pointed at and laughed at if I have to stop
> at traffic lights.

Don't stop. As the great man Homer Simpson said, "If you close your eyes it's not illegal".

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> So, I think I'm going to drive to my mates already wearing my Ali G
> attire, I wager I'll get pointed at and laughed at if I have to stop
> at traffic lights.

:-D