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Has anyone ever experienced double doors with one bolted door?
You know the kind I'm on about, each door is aproximately 75% the size of a double door, which should result in a door 1.5 times bigger. Butfor some rason beyond my feeb-like comprehension, one is always bolted to the floor/ceiling. thus resulting in a FAR SMALLER DOOR. Of the two schools I've been to, they have both frequently employed this cunning strategy to parcel me off. One of them even had it in a wheelchair (centre.
A WHEELCHAIR CENTRE!
they even handed out a quizz asking how the school could be made more wheelchair-friendly.
Heres an idea: DON'T BOLT THE DOORS!
You know the kind I'm on about, each door is aproximately 75% the size of a double door, which should result in a door 1.5 times bigger. Butfor some rason beyond my feeb-like comprehension, one is always bolted to the floor/ceiling. thus resulting in a FAR SMALLER DOOR. Of the two schools I've been to, they have both frequently employed this cunning strategy to parcel me off. One of them even had it in a wheelchair (centre.
A WHEELCHAIR CENTRE!
they even handed out a quizz asking how the school could be made more wheelchair-friendly.
Heres an idea: DON'T BOLT THE DOORS!
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This post made me laugh. A lot.
Jackus wrote:
> they even handed out a quizz asking how the school could be made more
> wheelchair-friendly.
>
> Heres an idea: DON'T BOLT THE DOORS!
Ha! That happens to me about twice a week ...
> they even handed out a quizz asking how the school could be made more
> wheelchair-friendly.
>
> Heres an idea: DON'T BOLT THE DOORS!
Ha! That happens to me about twice a week ...
extinction -> distinction
*sobs*
*sobs*
Belldandy wrote:
> I know, scrap the entire UCAS system and points and stuff, instead
> reduce the entire University entry requirements to this.
>
> Person who is applying goes into a room which has a double door. A
> large pile of people go through the open right hand door and the
> person is told the line will all have gone through in 2 minutes.
>
> Everyone who waits 2 minutes fails.
> Anyone who opens the left handed door succeeds.
>
> So much easier and you wouldn't have to pay UCAS money to do it
> neither.
That means I would have got in with extinction!!
> I know, scrap the entire UCAS system and points and stuff, instead
> reduce the entire University entry requirements to this.
>
> Person who is applying goes into a room which has a double door. A
> large pile of people go through the open right hand door and the
> person is told the line will all have gone through in 2 minutes.
>
> Everyone who waits 2 minutes fails.
> Anyone who opens the left handed door succeeds.
>
> So much easier and you wouldn't have to pay UCAS money to do it
> neither.
That means I would have got in with extinction!!
Fiery Salamander wrote:
> Even if theres a fire I bet now one unbolts the dam door so about 50
> panicking people trying to squeeze through one door at once.
Sounds about right!
> Even if theres a fire I bet now one unbolts the dam door so about 50
> panicking people trying to squeeze through one door at once.
Sounds about right!
Even if theres a fire I bet now one unbolts the dam door so about 50 panicking people trying to squeeze through one door at once.
I know, scrap the entire UCAS system and points and stuff, instead reduce the entire University entry requirements to this.
Person who is applying goes into a room which has a double door. A large pile of people go through the open right hand door and the person is told the line will all have gone through in 2 minutes.
Everyone who waits 2 minutes fails.
Anyone who opens the left handed door succeeds.
So much easier and you wouldn't have to pay UCAS money to do it neither.
Person who is applying goes into a room which has a double door. A large pile of people go through the open right hand door and the person is told the line will all have gone through in 2 minutes.
Everyone who waits 2 minutes fails.
Anyone who opens the left handed door succeeds.
So much easier and you wouldn't have to pay UCAS money to do it neither.
Emperor Xerxes wrote:
> Yes but there is loads of room BUT they stand right in front of the
> door instead of the side. Like wild animals I tell you.
They want to see the dining hall in all its glory. It's the anxious wait for food, y'see.
> Yes but there is loads of room BUT they stand right in front of the
> door instead of the side. Like wild animals I tell you.
They want to see the dining hall in all its glory. It's the anxious wait for food, y'see.
Icarus wrote:
> Emperor Xerxes wrote:
>
> Yeah, what the hell is with that!? Its so annoying when you are
> racing some stranger to get in front of the queue and one of the
> doors is always locked. And whenever you want to leave the dining
> hall people are blocking the exit. Its like a bloody rugby match.
>
> And thats all I have to say on the matter.
>
> Na, they tend to move out the way when they see you.Unless they have
> their backs turned, in which case I just slice inbetween them.
Yes but there is loads of room BUT they stand right in front of the door instead of the side. Like wild animals I tell you.
> Emperor Xerxes wrote:
>
> Yeah, what the hell is with that!? Its so annoying when you are
> racing some stranger to get in front of the queue and one of the
> doors is always locked. And whenever you want to leave the dining
> hall people are blocking the exit. Its like a bloody rugby match.
>
> And thats all I have to say on the matter.
>
> Na, they tend to move out the way when they see you.Unless they have
> their backs turned, in which case I just slice inbetween them.
Yes but there is loads of room BUT they stand right in front of the door instead of the side. Like wild animals I tell you.
Emperor Xerxes wrote:
> Yeah, what the hell is with that!? Its so annoying when you are
> racing some stranger to get in front of the queue and one of the
> doors is always locked. And whenever you want to leave the dining
> hall people are blocking the exit. Its like a bloody rugby match.
>
> And thats all I have to say on the matter.
Na, they tend to move out the way when they see you.Unless they have their backs turned, in which case I just slice inbetween them.
> Yeah, what the hell is with that!? Its so annoying when you are
> racing some stranger to get in front of the queue and one of the
> doors is always locked. And whenever you want to leave the dining
> hall people are blocking the exit. Its like a bloody rugby match.
>
> And thats all I have to say on the matter.
Na, they tend to move out the way when they see you.Unless they have their backs turned, in which case I just slice inbetween them.
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