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There was good news for Californian Democrats yesterday, when, unexpectedly, a naked politician appeared in a sphere of blinding light. He is facing charges of beating up a passing man of similar muscular build and stealing his clothes, his boots, and his motorcycle.
The politician, made from liquid metal, revealed that he is actually a Democrat sent from the future in order to stop Arnie harming California.
"I don't know how the hell it works," said high ranking Democrat Art Medoc, "but I will do! Otherwise it wouldn't have happened! Ha!" But then again, he is an idiot.
A more sensible one said "Well, we obviously got the technology and sent this...err...liquid metal man back, in order to defeat him. Pity it's a little late for the actual election, but he can whip him in a fight anyway"
"Don't ask me, I'm boring as hell" Gray Davis was quoted as saying. His son, Craig David, was more helpful, "Discovered liquid metal on Monday, took it for a drink on Tuesday, we were making love by Wednesday, stumbled onto time travel on Thursday, and the rest is history."
"It's time the Terminator became the terminat-ed!" said that-guy-from-the-X-files, before rapidly firing off several shotgun shells into Arnie's upper body. Arnie did try to fight back, but the man-o'-metal simply healed himself. Republicans are furiously looking for some liquid nitrogen and a lorry chase scene to buy them some time.
"Go arway, caan't you seee ah'm being fighted by dis mornster?" said Arnold, but no one could really work out what he meant, and didn't say anything in case he got his guitar out again.
Democrats are now wondering what else may come hurtling from the future to aid them. So far suggestions have been a female robot, an alien with stealth camoflage, and a game show in which criminals fight to the death. We'll have to wait and see.
"I'll be back..." said the liquid metal man "...to the future. Toodle pip."
The politician, made from liquid metal, revealed that he is actually a Democrat sent from the future in order to stop Arnie harming California.
"I don't know how the hell it works," said high ranking Democrat Art Medoc, "but I will do! Otherwise it wouldn't have happened! Ha!" But then again, he is an idiot.
A more sensible one said "Well, we obviously got the technology and sent this...err...liquid metal man back, in order to defeat him. Pity it's a little late for the actual election, but he can whip him in a fight anyway"
"Don't ask me, I'm boring as hell" Gray Davis was quoted as saying. His son, Craig David, was more helpful, "Discovered liquid metal on Monday, took it for a drink on Tuesday, we were making love by Wednesday, stumbled onto time travel on Thursday, and the rest is history."
"It's time the Terminator became the terminat-ed!" said that-guy-from-the-X-files, before rapidly firing off several shotgun shells into Arnie's upper body. Arnie did try to fight back, but the man-o'-metal simply healed himself. Republicans are furiously looking for some liquid nitrogen and a lorry chase scene to buy them some time.
"Go arway, caan't you seee ah'm being fighted by dis mornster?" said Arnold, but no one could really work out what he meant, and didn't say anything in case he got his guitar out again.
Democrats are now wondering what else may come hurtling from the future to aid them. So far suggestions have been a female robot, an alien with stealth camoflage, and a game show in which criminals fight to the death. We'll have to wait and see.
"I'll be back..." said the liquid metal man "...to the future. Toodle pip."
Not really trying to steal Goaty's thunder, had the idea for this a while ago and only just got writing it on Friday. I just write these things whenever I get an idea for one - no use trying to force them out. Although as usual, I forgot most of the ideas I had when I first thought of it and it turned out on the short side, but never mind.
Glad people enjoyed it, anyway.
Glad people enjoyed it, anyway.
Heh. Nice one; I enjoyed that. You trying to take the Goaty mantle of amusing stories?
I posted this at a bad time really. Missed all the people who only post from work.
Made me chuckle.
Arnie for President.
Eh? It's the other guy who's supposed to be made out of liquid metal, the guy who was sent back to fight Arnie. I wouldn't make an error that big (typos not included in that statement).
Of course the flaw is that Arnie wasnt made of liquid metal.
I do my best.
Heh, that was funny. That Craig David, son of Grey Davis, and his "7 days" of liquid nitrogen was hilarious.
There was good news for Californian Democrats yesterday, when, unexpectedly, a naked politician appeared in a sphere of blinding light. He is facing charges of beating up a passing man of similar muscular build and stealing his clothes, his boots, and his motorcycle.
The politician, made from liquid metal, revealed that he is actually a Democrat sent from the future in order to stop Arnie harming California.
"I don't know how the hell it works," said high ranking Democrat Art Medoc, "but I will do! Otherwise it wouldn't have happened! Ha!" But then again, he is an idiot.
A more sensible one said "Well, we obviously got the technology and sent this...err...liquid metal man back, in order to defeat him. Pity it's a little late for the actual election, but he can whip him in a fight anyway"
"Don't ask me, I'm boring as hell" Gray Davis was quoted as saying. His son, Craig David, was more helpful, "Discovered liquid metal on Monday, took it for a drink on Tuesday, we were making love by Wednesday, stumbled onto time travel on Thursday, and the rest is history."
"It's time the Terminator became the terminat-ed!" said that-guy-from-the-X-files, before rapidly firing off several shotgun shells into Arnie's upper body. Arnie did try to fight back, but the man-o'-metal simply healed himself. Republicans are furiously looking for some liquid nitrogen and a lorry chase scene to buy them some time.
"Go arway, caan't you seee ah'm being fighted by dis mornster?" said Arnold, but no one could really work out what he meant, and didn't say anything in case he got his guitar out again.
Democrats are now wondering what else may come hurtling from the future to aid them. So far suggestions have been a female robot, an alien with stealth camoflage, and a game show in which criminals fight to the death. We'll have to wait and see.
"I'll be back..." said the liquid metal man "...to the future. Toodle pip."
The politician, made from liquid metal, revealed that he is actually a Democrat sent from the future in order to stop Arnie harming California.
"I don't know how the hell it works," said high ranking Democrat Art Medoc, "but I will do! Otherwise it wouldn't have happened! Ha!" But then again, he is an idiot.
A more sensible one said "Well, we obviously got the technology and sent this...err...liquid metal man back, in order to defeat him. Pity it's a little late for the actual election, but he can whip him in a fight anyway"
"Don't ask me, I'm boring as hell" Gray Davis was quoted as saying. His son, Craig David, was more helpful, "Discovered liquid metal on Monday, took it for a drink on Tuesday, we were making love by Wednesday, stumbled onto time travel on Thursday, and the rest is history."
"It's time the Terminator became the terminat-ed!" said that-guy-from-the-X-files, before rapidly firing off several shotgun shells into Arnie's upper body. Arnie did try to fight back, but the man-o'-metal simply healed himself. Republicans are furiously looking for some liquid nitrogen and a lorry chase scene to buy them some time.
"Go arway, caan't you seee ah'm being fighted by dis mornster?" said Arnold, but no one could really work out what he meant, and didn't say anything in case he got his guitar out again.
Democrats are now wondering what else may come hurtling from the future to aid them. So far suggestions have been a female robot, an alien with stealth camoflage, and a game show in which criminals fight to the death. We'll have to wait and see.
"I'll be back..." said the liquid metal man "...to the future. Toodle pip."