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"The Mafia"

I bet a large proportion of you thought I was talking about the Sicilian Mafia when you entered here, but I am actually referring to the Russian Mafia - an organized crime syndicate far larger than the Italian's effort. I did some searching on the net about this, and it churned up some depressing and shocking results. I don't have any links, but take a look around and you will see how large and dug in the Russian Mafia is, not just in RUssia but other countries as well.

I had a friend who got injured at the army cadets group he went to (god knows why he went there, it was full of the most vile specimens of humanity ive ever encountered). But anyway, im not sure what happened but he got his kneecap busted, it ended up swivelled round to the entirely opposite side of his leg.

Heh, the thought of it makes you cringe! Heheh, imagine hitting it with one of those toy hammers and having a little reaction. Wonder what a real hammer would be like..! It hurts enough hitting it softly with a hammer!

Indeed. Painful as well, I imagine.

Bane wrote:
> I could get someone knee-capped for £50.

Knee-capped, is that what it's called?! How original =D

Bane wrote:
> I could get someone knee-capped for £50.

Pfff, i'd do it for free.

I could get someone knee-capped for £50.

There are some "Mafia men" friends in my family. Greek, Italian, etcetc. Well.. they don't get called the Mafia. They're like.. "bad men". One man used to know the Krays, apparently, or protect them rather. Can't remember. Some people have "gone missing" simply because they've upset someone.

Had a conversation the other day with my nan about the "men".
I asked her how much it would cost to get someone killed. She said £500. I was expecting £20,000 just like in Eastenders! =D But then my uncle said it would cost £200.

Then I remember a story about a man who went to jail for smashing a man's kneecaps in with a ball hammer.

Well maybe that's not what the mafia do, but it reminds me of them!!

Don or†ega wrote:
> haha, a few "triads" tried threating me down the phone once.
> Me and a few mates done a few prank phone calls to thier cousin so
> he got "triads" involved!
>
> All they did was say they were gonna come chop me up in my yard. Had
> a few of them saved on voicemail. Wish i still had them!

Someone should dress up as a masked ninja and loiter in your yard spinning dual-handed meat cleavers. You'd soil your longjohns.

I think my name is fine as it is for a gangster. And if you dont like it, i'll shoot 10 tons of lead in your pipes. Got that?!

haha, a few "triads" tried threating me down the phone once. Me and a few mates done a few prank phone calls to thier cousin so he got "triads" involved!

All they did was say they were gonna come chop me up in my yard. Had a few of them saved on voicemail. Wish i still had them!