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The best Hamster story I've read. I've nearly choked on coffee. The lad who wrote this is a comic genius. ;)
From b3ta.com
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I used to have a hamster, it loved sunflower seeds.
Now hamsters store stuff in their cheeks normally, eating them later.
I feed it a seed, it sticks it in its cheeks.
I fed it another, same story.
I then continued, under the understanding at some point the number of seeds it can feed into it's cheeks is finite (unless a hamster is designed like the tardis)
After 20 highly entertaining minutes and a half pack of sun flower seeds the hamster was having difficulty keeping itself upright and moving its head round to take the seeds.
I offered it one more seed and it gave me a baleful look and started to drag its cheeks back towards one corner of the cage.
Whereupon it made a funny little noise and chundered half a pack of seeds into a gooey pile. I swear it actually gave me a flabby cheeked smile as it came back and took another seed and started the whole grim process again.
From b3ta.com
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I used to have a hamster, it loved sunflower seeds.
Now hamsters store stuff in their cheeks normally, eating them later.
I feed it a seed, it sticks it in its cheeks.
I fed it another, same story.
I then continued, under the understanding at some point the number of seeds it can feed into it's cheeks is finite (unless a hamster is designed like the tardis)
After 20 highly entertaining minutes and a half pack of sun flower seeds the hamster was having difficulty keeping itself upright and moving its head round to take the seeds.
I offered it one more seed and it gave me a baleful look and started to drag its cheeks back towards one corner of the cage.
Whereupon it made a funny little noise and chundered half a pack of seeds into a gooey pile. I swear it actually gave me a flabby cheeked smile as it came back and took another seed and started the whole grim process again.
we used to have two gerbils that ran loops up the sides of the clear plastic box, as if their feet stuck to the walls as they ran upside down. mad.
Bwhahahaha. A bit disgruntled is it?
I own two rats. Marvellous beasts. Litter trained and they come to me when their names are called. The only bad point is one has an annoying habit of finding places she shouldn't be when I let them freerange and being generally mischievous. I.e. :-
1) Up a crack in the chimney
2) IN the sofa (cue two hours trying to get her out, listening to her brux (what they do when they are happy), the little beeatch)
3) Chewing a SINGLE hole in the expensive shirt I neglected to hang up.
4) Somehow managing to find a way up to the window ledge, and hanging halfway out of the first floor window.
Still, damn affectionate animals :)
I own two rats. Marvellous beasts. Litter trained and they come to me when their names are called. The only bad point is one has an annoying habit of finding places she shouldn't be when I let them freerange and being generally mischievous. I.e. :-
1) Up a crack in the chimney
2) IN the sofa (cue two hours trying to get her out, listening to her brux (what they do when they are happy), the little beeatch)
3) Chewing a SINGLE hole in the expensive shirt I neglected to hang up.
4) Somehow managing to find a way up to the window ledge, and hanging halfway out of the first floor window.
Still, damn affectionate animals :)
Nice.
We sadly have a hamster at the moment, and it has a habit of hanging on the side/top of the cage and aiming projectile pee-pee all over the place.
We sadly have a hamster at the moment, and it has a habit of hanging on the side/top of the cage and aiming projectile pee-pee all over the place.
The best Hamster story I've read. I've nearly choked on coffee. The lad who wrote this is a comic genius. ;)
From b3ta.com
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
I used to have a hamster, it loved sunflower seeds.
Now hamsters store stuff in their cheeks normally, eating them later.
I feed it a seed, it sticks it in its cheeks.
I fed it another, same story.
I then continued, under the understanding at some point the number of seeds it can feed into it's cheeks is finite (unless a hamster is designed like the tardis)
After 20 highly entertaining minutes and a half pack of sun flower seeds the hamster was having difficulty keeping itself upright and moving its head round to take the seeds.
I offered it one more seed and it gave me a baleful look and started to drag its cheeks back towards one corner of the cage.
Whereupon it made a funny little noise and chundered half a pack of seeds into a gooey pile. I swear it actually gave me a flabby cheeked smile as it came back and took another seed and started the whole grim process again.
From b3ta.com
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
I used to have a hamster, it loved sunflower seeds.
Now hamsters store stuff in their cheeks normally, eating them later.
I feed it a seed, it sticks it in its cheeks.
I fed it another, same story.
I then continued, under the understanding at some point the number of seeds it can feed into it's cheeks is finite (unless a hamster is designed like the tardis)
After 20 highly entertaining minutes and a half pack of sun flower seeds the hamster was having difficulty keeping itself upright and moving its head round to take the seeds.
I offered it one more seed and it gave me a baleful look and started to drag its cheeks back towards one corner of the cage.
Whereupon it made a funny little noise and chundered half a pack of seeds into a gooey pile. I swear it actually gave me a flabby cheeked smile as it came back and took another seed and started the whole grim process again.