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I'll post my favs here. I would put the URL but then loads of lurkers/idiot kids from here would either post a load of crap or exceed the bandwidth:
"i peed on my brother's teddy bear while i was drunk and the watched him hug it."
"Sometimes I fart in class.
Then I watch and smile as all my pupils try to blame each other"
"i slept with my best friends girlfriend. i'm sorry. she wasnt even that hot"
"My tutor at college was a b##ch and made my friend cry so I spat in her Jellybabies and rubbed them on the floor then sat back and watched her eat them.
And I still don't care. >:) "
"I've just done what I can to split one of my friends up from her boyfriend so I can go out with her."
" stole my father's pellet gun and did a make-shift
drive-by in my small town of a 1,000. I tagged
several people but the worst was a samll 5 year
old boy who I shot in the neck. He was bleeding
violently and screaming as I drove away. I don't
feel guilty at all. I'm planning on doing this again sometime. "
"im gay, half my friends dont know this. but thats not the problem. recently i cant stop thinking about black women. Especially Beyonce. I dont particularely want to sleep with her. Just cuddle her legs for a bit."
"People holding hands make me want to dismember happy couples. "
"me and my friend used to drive around and steal people's mail from their mail boxes. once we stole my other friends mail. there was an envelope full of money in it. you can guess what we did with it...spent it on drugs"
"A stole a block of cheese from Safeway. Then I felt guilty after eating it, so I smuggled in some Yoghurt."
> People who sleep with their friends girlfriends are inhuman scum.
I blame the "girlfriends". In reality all blokes would sleep with most women if they were given the chance too, regardless if they are single or not; thus she had to agree to let him stick it to her. He's being a man, she's lacking in morals.
> People who sleep with their friends girlfriends are inhuman scum.
agreed
Unless they have broken up
> People who sleep with their friends girlfriends are inhuman scum.
Actually, I find they tend to be rather pathetic, weak, and (in the end) friendless.
Not that that stops one wanting to rip all limbs from sockets of said person of course...
Thats just sad. Sad and funny.
I'll post my favs here. I would put the URL but then loads of lurkers/idiot kids from here would either post a load of crap or exceed the bandwidth:
"i peed on my brother's teddy bear while i was drunk and the watched him hug it."
"Sometimes I fart in class.
Then I watch and smile as all my pupils try to blame each other"
"i slept with my best friends girlfriend. i'm sorry. she wasnt even that hot"
"My tutor at college was a b##ch and made my friend cry so I spat in her Jellybabies and rubbed them on the floor then sat back and watched her eat them.
And I still don't care. >:) "
"I've just done what I can to split one of my friends up from her boyfriend so I can go out with her."
" stole my father's pellet gun and did a make-shift
drive-by in my small town of a 1,000. I tagged
several people but the worst was a samll 5 year
old boy who I shot in the neck. He was bleeding
violently and screaming as I drove away. I don't
feel guilty at all. I'm planning on doing this again sometime. "
"im gay, half my friends dont know this. but thats not the problem. recently i cant stop thinking about black women. Especially Beyonce. I dont particularely want to sleep with her. Just cuddle her legs for a bit."
"People holding hands make me want to dismember happy couples. "
"me and my friend used to drive around and steal people's mail from their mail boxes. once we stole my other friends mail. there was an envelope full of money in it. you can guess what we did with it...spent it on drugs"
"A stole a block of cheese from Safeway. Then I felt guilty after eating it, so I smuggled in some Yoghurt."