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Fri 10/10/03 at 13:19
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In Melbourne, one of the radio stations pays money ($100-$300) for people to tell their most embarrassing stories. This morning's story netted the proud owner $300. The lady said:

"...I was due later in the week for an appointment with the gynecologist. Early one morning I received a phone call from his office that they had rescheduled me for early that morning at 9:30 am. I had just packed everyone off to work and school and it was around 8:45 am already. The trip to his office usually takes about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my robe, wet the washcloth laying on the sink, and gave myself a wash in "that area", taking extra care to make sure I was presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car, and raced to my appointment. I was more than a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?"

But I didn't respond. With the appointment over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day went as normal, some shopping, cleaning, the evening meal, etc.

At 6:30 pm, my 18 year old daughter was fixing to go to a big school dance and yelled down from the bathroom, "Mom, where's my washcloth?" I called back for her to get another one from the cabinet.

She called back, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink...it had my glitter and sparkles in it."
Fri 10/10/03 at 22:33
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Hedfix wrote:
> No.
>
> I'm telling you Gary was being worn like a very large glove.

strange way to keep your hand warm, hedfix ;D
Fri 10/10/03 at 22:31
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LOL. Sparkles.

:P
Fri 10/10/03 at 18:41
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This is like that dog that turned out to be a big freakin' rat. Bullplop.

Doesn't stop people believing you, though, I pulled the giant rat tale out at college and everyone belived me.
Fri 10/10/03 at 17:03
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Hush puppy.
Fri 10/10/03 at 16:54
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Why would mentioning Gary Glitter scare children? :S
Fri 10/10/03 at 16:46
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Hedfix you disturbing creature, stop whittering on as it is scaring the children!
Fri 10/10/03 at 16:31
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No.

I'm telling you Gary was being worn like a very large glove.
Fri 10/10/03 at 16:23
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Its an urban legend.
Fri 10/10/03 at 15:08
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That was in prison though, and I can tell you that Gary was not impressed.
Fri 10/10/03 at 15:07
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It's from when I've brushed up agaist someone who was wearing glitter. ;)

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