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Probably been posted before, totally pointless post (which is why it's in this forum) and from an American site.
Okay? :cD
Just so you don't winge, I've added the above. These are some of the World's unanswered questions. I don't get some of them; maybe you can make more sense of them ones then I can. Here goes:
1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?
3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
4. Is there another word for synonym?
5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"
6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?
10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?
11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?
13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Credit :: Ebaumsworld (I actually got them from another forum)
I know some of them are stupid, and I'm gunna regret saying this (Whatever), but can you answer these questions? :c)
Okay? :cD
Just so you don't winge, I've added the above. These are some of the World's unanswered questions. I don't get some of them; maybe you can make more sense of them ones then I can. Here goes:
1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?
3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
4. Is there another word for synonym?
5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"
6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?
10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?
11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?
13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Credit :: Ebaumsworld (I actually got them from another forum)
I know some of them are stupid, and I'm gunna regret saying this (Whatever), but can you answer these questions? :c)
Hedfix wrote:
> DW wrote:
>
> 1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
>
> When the guide dog stops licking.
That made me laugh.
=D
> DW wrote:
>
> 1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
>
> When the guide dog stops licking.
That made me laugh.
=D
DW wrote:
> 4. Is there another word for synonym?
Equivalent?
Interchangeable?
> 4. Is there another word for synonym?
Equivalent?
Interchangeable?
DW wrote:
>
> 1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
When the guide dog stops licking.
>
> 2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't
> going
> as ghosts but as mattresses?
No they're the KKK.
>
> 3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
No she takes away his electronic voice box. :P
>
> 4. Is there another word for synonym?
In the dyslexic dictionary there is.
>
> 5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do
> practice?"
Who knows what they get up to when you're under the chlorophorm (Sp?)
>
> 6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged
> during a plane
> crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
It's actually made of little girls dolls.
>
> 7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Yes and he gets to go South America and get a Mayan-raise (mayonnaise)
>
> 8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
No it'd be called an evolutionary dead end. Or lunch.
>
> 9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone
> will
> clean them?
Yes. They have certain standards to maintain.
>
> 10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to
> remain
> silent?
No, they take him away in an invisible squad car.
>
> 11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
For bank robbers to scratch their backs on.
>
> 12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have
> monkeys and
> apes?
Someone's got to be a Tory candidate.
>
> 13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
It's yellow because it's deer pee.
>
> 14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Bread. (duh!)
>
> 15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
Only if the sniper doesn't miss.
>
> 16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Because it's not called mouldy cream. :P
>
> 17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Fought the law and won.
>
> 18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a
> "S" in it?
The city of Lisben.
>
> 19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of
> "asteroids"?
Because 'h' is further down as are hemorrhoids.
> but can you answer these questions? :c)
No.
>
> 1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
When the guide dog stops licking.
>
> 2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't
> going
> as ghosts but as mattresses?
No they're the KKK.
>
> 3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
No she takes away his electronic voice box. :P
>
> 4. Is there another word for synonym?
In the dyslexic dictionary there is.
>
> 5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do
> practice?"
Who knows what they get up to when you're under the chlorophorm (Sp?)
>
> 6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged
> during a plane
> crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
It's actually made of little girls dolls.
>
> 7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Yes and he gets to go South America and get a Mayan-raise (mayonnaise)
>
> 8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
No it'd be called an evolutionary dead end. Or lunch.
>
> 9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone
> will
> clean them?
Yes. They have certain standards to maintain.
>
> 10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to
> remain
> silent?
No, they take him away in an invisible squad car.
>
> 11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
For bank robbers to scratch their backs on.
>
> 12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have
> monkeys and
> apes?
Someone's got to be a Tory candidate.
>
> 13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
It's yellow because it's deer pee.
>
> 14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Bread. (duh!)
>
> 15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
Only if the sniper doesn't miss.
>
> 16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Because it's not called mouldy cream. :P
>
> 17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Fought the law and won.
>
> 18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a
> "S" in it?
The city of Lisben.
>
> 19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of
> "asteroids"?
Because 'h' is further down as are hemorrhoids.
> but can you answer these questions? :c)
No.
Seen these before, still slightly amusing.
"If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?"
Because they stayed in the trees. We decided it'd be cool to walk on the ground.
"If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?"
Because they stayed in the trees. We decided it'd be cool to walk on the ground.
Probably been posted before, totally pointless post (which is why it's in this forum) and from an American site.
Okay? :cD
Just so you don't winge, I've added the above. These are some of the World's unanswered questions. I don't get some of them; maybe you can make more sense of them ones then I can. Here goes:
1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?
3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
4. Is there another word for synonym?
5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"
6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?
10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?
11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?
13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Credit :: Ebaumsworld (I actually got them from another forum)
I know some of them are stupid, and I'm gunna regret saying this (Whatever), but can you answer these questions? :c)
Okay? :cD
Just so you don't winge, I've added the above. These are some of the World's unanswered questions. I don't get some of them; maybe you can make more sense of them ones then I can. Here goes:
1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?
3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
4. Is there another word for synonym?
5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"
6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?
10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?
11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?
13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Credit :: Ebaumsworld (I actually got them from another forum)
I know some of them are stupid, and I'm gunna regret saying this (Whatever), but can you answer these questions? :c)