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"If World War 3 arose tomorow and we all had to fight.."

..who here would pose as a conscientous objector? :-)

Cyclone wrote:
> Mr.Fi$h wrote:
> I would love to fight, but i'm only 12, I will pick up an UZI 9mm or
> AK47 and kick some minor a$$!!
>
>
> Well learnt from GTA. Now go to Africa and become embroiled in
> violent and oppressive wars, and lead your own platoon of child
> soldiers.

I never learnt it from them, I learnt it from a boy...

I'd end up being like the comical releif of a carry on film.

bloody, stumpy, and camp.

Reverting to the main post instead of quoting humourous replies, I would fight for my country if we were given good reason to fight (for example to save our country from invasion or lots of hot sex) however if it was an unjust case like "lets take their oil-fields for our own use" or "This war will make George Bush give me another handjob, Charge!!!" Also if it was a religion-based war I would join some rebel off-shoot and smoke pot all day.

My views are seriouly messed up though, hence the screen name...

Totoro wrote:
> Just imagine, if the Freddy vs Jason success of spawning similar ideas
> had of been 15 years ago, some movie producer somewhere might have
> thought, "Lets have either Commando vs Rambo, or a movie where
> John Matrix fights alongside Rambo."
>
> One of those films could have been the best film ever made. What a
> wasted opportunity.

And similar novelty spin-off's including:

Jackie Chan Vs Hitler
Ghandi takes Japan
and the evident blockbuster,
Rick Waller Vs Godzilla (would be HUGE in Japan)

Mr.Fi$h wrote:
> I would love to fight, but i'm only 12, I will pick up an UZI 9mm or
> AK47 and kick some minor a$$!!


Well learnt from GTA. Now go to Africa and become embroiled in violent and oppressive wars, and lead your own platoon of child soldiers.

Lawri wrote:
> Notorious Biggles wrote:
> How they hold up in long running combat though does remain to be
> seen.
>
> whats that supposed to mean?

Its questioning the endurance of female cannon fodder.

Notorious Biggles wrote:
> How they hold up in long running combat though does remain to be seen.

whats that supposed to mean?

Dark Mark™ wrote:
> He kicked serious ass in Commando.
>
> Highly unrealistic, but still...

How he dodged thousands of bullets, from about 300 people, without trying, I'll never know.

One could kick the shizenhouzen out of one if wished!!

I would love to fight, but i'm only 12, I will pick up an UZI 9mm or AK47 and kick some minor a$$!!