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Some heavy guitar music hits… “Hold Up!” It’s the new Limpbizkit track – Gimme the Mic! But whose theme music is it?
DEAD OR ALIVE! Here comes Stone Edge (Jae) leading Stone Cold (Jae), Krusher (Lipe), Electron (Tazz) and The Rat (allardini) to the ring! He grabs a microphone from ringside before the whole faction enter the ring.
“Cut the music…
*The music dies down…*
In fact, speaking of the music – Like it? It’s our faction theme tune.
*Booooo*
I know. BIG announcement. But that’s not the reason we’re down here. I’ll get what I want to say over with early then pass on the mic to these guys.
The Elimination Chamber match is this week at Break-Down and I’m one of the greats in there. I just wanted to make clear, I have the uppermost respect for all of the guys in that match… BUT THEY’RE JUST NOT ME! In other words, none of them can beat me! You saw what happened to Jetster earlier on tonight… What happens to the other 6 competitors in the Elimination Chamber will be much, much worse.
I mean; lets start off with Grandprix. The champion. He’s got 2 matches at Break-Down! Even if he defends the tag-titles successfully, what’s the odds of him winning the EC? THERE ARE NONE!
*Booooooo* - The fans hated that comment!
Next… Cong Man. I’ve beaten this guy loads of times. There’s no reason why I couldn’t do it again.
Hawk. I’ve never faced this guy. He looks good in the ring but he looks no match for the one, the only… Stone Edge!
Scotty The Dogg. We’ve met a few times but he seems to have changed a lot since then… Hmm… Cool guy. Probably my biggest threat! But still, I’m confident!
Anarchy. I can’t wait to kick his @ss. This guy is a loon who deserves a good old DoA style whoopin! Anarchy – You’re going down!
*Stone Edge laughs before carrying on*
And last of all. Reaver. Heh. What’s the chance of him winning after what I did to his knee? Expect to see him out in the early going!
*Boooooo*
That leaves me in the match. The one whose gunna come out on top! With the gold! *Stone Edge smirks* That’s all I have to say.”
Stone Edge passes the microphone to Stone Cold and leaves the ring, heading to the back.
“Well, well, well. Not long now till I kick HBK’s @ss! I’m on a dam countdown! They call him a legend of this business but he’s just nothing! I’ll Stunner him straight into the unemployment line at the job centre. You know why he’ll be off there? I intend on ending his career! What better way to do that than a Stunner? That back of Micheals won’t be able to take many of those…
*Stone Cold laughs sadistically before carrying on*
Anyway. It’s all good talking about how I’m gonna beat Shaun Micheals at Break-Down but what about these guys? They have no match. What’s up with that? Talk about wasting talent…
Creeds “My Sacrifice” hits and the SRW Commish, Reaver walks out onto the stage with a microphone at hand. The fans cheer as he begins to speak…
“I’m not feeling too good right now thanks to your buddy, Stone Edge but you guys want a match? You got it! I’ve just been informed from the hospital that Jetster will be able to fight at Break-Down… He won’t be 100%, but he’ll be there. Krusher. I give you the task of finishing him off…
…along with his partner, Mouldy Cheese! Y’see, he’s in no fit state to fight on his own. You got yourself a handicap match!
As for Electron and The Rat. Well… Hmm… Let me think… You’re both SUSPENDED FROM BREAK-DOWN! You wanna know why? I know that you 2 won’t hesitate to help your buddy Krusher finish off Jetster and I want this match to be fair! Have a good day!”
*Reaver smiles and heads to the back*
Electron and The Rat don’t look happy! Neither does Krusher although he did get himself a match… Stone Colds plan didn’t work tonight!
Who will win these awesome matches set for Break-Down? You can only find out by watching this weekend!
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This promo is probably a bit rubbish but it should serve its purpose...
Thanks for reading,
Jae
DEAD OR ALIVE! Here comes Stone Edge (Jae) leading Stone Cold (Jae), Krusher (Lipe), Electron (Tazz) and The Rat (allardini) to the ring! He grabs a microphone from ringside before the whole faction enter the ring.
“Cut the music…
*The music dies down…*
In fact, speaking of the music – Like it? It’s our faction theme tune.
*Booooo*
I know. BIG announcement. But that’s not the reason we’re down here. I’ll get what I want to say over with early then pass on the mic to these guys.
The Elimination Chamber match is this week at Break-Down and I’m one of the greats in there. I just wanted to make clear, I have the uppermost respect for all of the guys in that match… BUT THEY’RE JUST NOT ME! In other words, none of them can beat me! You saw what happened to Jetster earlier on tonight… What happens to the other 6 competitors in the Elimination Chamber will be much, much worse.
I mean; lets start off with Grandprix. The champion. He’s got 2 matches at Break-Down! Even if he defends the tag-titles successfully, what’s the odds of him winning the EC? THERE ARE NONE!
*Booooooo* - The fans hated that comment!
Next… Cong Man. I’ve beaten this guy loads of times. There’s no reason why I couldn’t do it again.
Hawk. I’ve never faced this guy. He looks good in the ring but he looks no match for the one, the only… Stone Edge!
Scotty The Dogg. We’ve met a few times but he seems to have changed a lot since then… Hmm… Cool guy. Probably my biggest threat! But still, I’m confident!
Anarchy. I can’t wait to kick his @ss. This guy is a loon who deserves a good old DoA style whoopin! Anarchy – You’re going down!
*Stone Edge laughs before carrying on*
And last of all. Reaver. Heh. What’s the chance of him winning after what I did to his knee? Expect to see him out in the early going!
*Boooooo*
That leaves me in the match. The one whose gunna come out on top! With the gold! *Stone Edge smirks* That’s all I have to say.”
Stone Edge passes the microphone to Stone Cold and leaves the ring, heading to the back.
“Well, well, well. Not long now till I kick HBK’s @ss! I’m on a dam countdown! They call him a legend of this business but he’s just nothing! I’ll Stunner him straight into the unemployment line at the job centre. You know why he’ll be off there? I intend on ending his career! What better way to do that than a Stunner? That back of Micheals won’t be able to take many of those…
*Stone Cold laughs sadistically before carrying on*
Anyway. It’s all good talking about how I’m gonna beat Shaun Micheals at Break-Down but what about these guys? They have no match. What’s up with that? Talk about wasting talent…
Creeds “My Sacrifice” hits and the SRW Commish, Reaver walks out onto the stage with a microphone at hand. The fans cheer as he begins to speak…
“I’m not feeling too good right now thanks to your buddy, Stone Edge but you guys want a match? You got it! I’ve just been informed from the hospital that Jetster will be able to fight at Break-Down… He won’t be 100%, but he’ll be there. Krusher. I give you the task of finishing him off…
…along with his partner, Mouldy Cheese! Y’see, he’s in no fit state to fight on his own. You got yourself a handicap match!
As for Electron and The Rat. Well… Hmm… Let me think… You’re both SUSPENDED FROM BREAK-DOWN! You wanna know why? I know that you 2 won’t hesitate to help your buddy Krusher finish off Jetster and I want this match to be fair! Have a good day!”
*Reaver smiles and heads to the back*
Electron and The Rat don’t look happy! Neither does Krusher although he did get himself a match… Stone Colds plan didn’t work tonight!
Who will win these awesome matches set for Break-Down? You can only find out by watching this weekend!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
This promo is probably a bit rubbish but it should serve its purpose...
Thanks for reading,
Jae
Nice stuff Jae. You got Krusher involved which is great. He'll whoop em both, no doubt.
I thought about making a tag-team match with Jetster and Mouldy Cheese Vs Krusher and Electron and then having Reaver sack The Rat but changed my mind... :)
Another match added to Breakdown. The card is getting pretty full. I think we'll have to send The Rat to OVW.
Good promo. Brought out the cocky side of Stone Edge and hype job on Austin V HBK.
Good promo. Brought out the cocky side of Stone Edge and hype job on Austin V HBK.
Excellent, continues the feud between Elements and DoA, and brings Mouldy back into action, might ask him on MSN if he fancies returning to the forum. {:)
Some heavy guitar music hits… “Hold Up!” It’s the new Limpbizkit track – Gimme the Mic! But whose theme music is it?
DEAD OR ALIVE! Here comes Stone Edge (Jae) leading Stone Cold (Jae), Krusher (Lipe), Electron (Tazz) and The Rat (allardini) to the ring! He grabs a microphone from ringside before the whole faction enter the ring.
“Cut the music…
*The music dies down…*
In fact, speaking of the music – Like it? It’s our faction theme tune.
*Booooo*
I know. BIG announcement. But that’s not the reason we’re down here. I’ll get what I want to say over with early then pass on the mic to these guys.
The Elimination Chamber match is this week at Break-Down and I’m one of the greats in there. I just wanted to make clear, I have the uppermost respect for all of the guys in that match… BUT THEY’RE JUST NOT ME! In other words, none of them can beat me! You saw what happened to Jetster earlier on tonight… What happens to the other 6 competitors in the Elimination Chamber will be much, much worse.
I mean; lets start off with Grandprix. The champion. He’s got 2 matches at Break-Down! Even if he defends the tag-titles successfully, what’s the odds of him winning the EC? THERE ARE NONE!
*Booooooo* - The fans hated that comment!
Next… Cong Man. I’ve beaten this guy loads of times. There’s no reason why I couldn’t do it again.
Hawk. I’ve never faced this guy. He looks good in the ring but he looks no match for the one, the only… Stone Edge!
Scotty The Dogg. We’ve met a few times but he seems to have changed a lot since then… Hmm… Cool guy. Probably my biggest threat! But still, I’m confident!
Anarchy. I can’t wait to kick his @ss. This guy is a loon who deserves a good old DoA style whoopin! Anarchy – You’re going down!
*Stone Edge laughs before carrying on*
And last of all. Reaver. Heh. What’s the chance of him winning after what I did to his knee? Expect to see him out in the early going!
*Boooooo*
That leaves me in the match. The one whose gunna come out on top! With the gold! *Stone Edge smirks* That’s all I have to say.”
Stone Edge passes the microphone to Stone Cold and leaves the ring, heading to the back.
“Well, well, well. Not long now till I kick HBK’s @ss! I’m on a dam countdown! They call him a legend of this business but he’s just nothing! I’ll Stunner him straight into the unemployment line at the job centre. You know why he’ll be off there? I intend on ending his career! What better way to do that than a Stunner? That back of Micheals won’t be able to take many of those…
*Stone Cold laughs sadistically before carrying on*
Anyway. It’s all good talking about how I’m gonna beat Shaun Micheals at Break-Down but what about these guys? They have no match. What’s up with that? Talk about wasting talent…
Creeds “My Sacrifice” hits and the SRW Commish, Reaver walks out onto the stage with a microphone at hand. The fans cheer as he begins to speak…
“I’m not feeling too good right now thanks to your buddy, Stone Edge but you guys want a match? You got it! I’ve just been informed from the hospital that Jetster will be able to fight at Break-Down… He won’t be 100%, but he’ll be there. Krusher. I give you the task of finishing him off…
…along with his partner, Mouldy Cheese! Y’see, he’s in no fit state to fight on his own. You got yourself a handicap match!
As for Electron and The Rat. Well… Hmm… Let me think… You’re both SUSPENDED FROM BREAK-DOWN! You wanna know why? I know that you 2 won’t hesitate to help your buddy Krusher finish off Jetster and I want this match to be fair! Have a good day!”
*Reaver smiles and heads to the back*
Electron and The Rat don’t look happy! Neither does Krusher although he did get himself a match… Stone Colds plan didn’t work tonight!
Who will win these awesome matches set for Break-Down? You can only find out by watching this weekend!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
This promo is probably a bit rubbish but it should serve its purpose...
Thanks for reading,
Jae
DEAD OR ALIVE! Here comes Stone Edge (Jae) leading Stone Cold (Jae), Krusher (Lipe), Electron (Tazz) and The Rat (allardini) to the ring! He grabs a microphone from ringside before the whole faction enter the ring.
“Cut the music…
*The music dies down…*
In fact, speaking of the music – Like it? It’s our faction theme tune.
*Booooo*
I know. BIG announcement. But that’s not the reason we’re down here. I’ll get what I want to say over with early then pass on the mic to these guys.
The Elimination Chamber match is this week at Break-Down and I’m one of the greats in there. I just wanted to make clear, I have the uppermost respect for all of the guys in that match… BUT THEY’RE JUST NOT ME! In other words, none of them can beat me! You saw what happened to Jetster earlier on tonight… What happens to the other 6 competitors in the Elimination Chamber will be much, much worse.
I mean; lets start off with Grandprix. The champion. He’s got 2 matches at Break-Down! Even if he defends the tag-titles successfully, what’s the odds of him winning the EC? THERE ARE NONE!
*Booooooo* - The fans hated that comment!
Next… Cong Man. I’ve beaten this guy loads of times. There’s no reason why I couldn’t do it again.
Hawk. I’ve never faced this guy. He looks good in the ring but he looks no match for the one, the only… Stone Edge!
Scotty The Dogg. We’ve met a few times but he seems to have changed a lot since then… Hmm… Cool guy. Probably my biggest threat! But still, I’m confident!
Anarchy. I can’t wait to kick his @ss. This guy is a loon who deserves a good old DoA style whoopin! Anarchy – You’re going down!
*Stone Edge laughs before carrying on*
And last of all. Reaver. Heh. What’s the chance of him winning after what I did to his knee? Expect to see him out in the early going!
*Boooooo*
That leaves me in the match. The one whose gunna come out on top! With the gold! *Stone Edge smirks* That’s all I have to say.”
Stone Edge passes the microphone to Stone Cold and leaves the ring, heading to the back.
“Well, well, well. Not long now till I kick HBK’s @ss! I’m on a dam countdown! They call him a legend of this business but he’s just nothing! I’ll Stunner him straight into the unemployment line at the job centre. You know why he’ll be off there? I intend on ending his career! What better way to do that than a Stunner? That back of Micheals won’t be able to take many of those…
*Stone Cold laughs sadistically before carrying on*
Anyway. It’s all good talking about how I’m gonna beat Shaun Micheals at Break-Down but what about these guys? They have no match. What’s up with that? Talk about wasting talent…
Creeds “My Sacrifice” hits and the SRW Commish, Reaver walks out onto the stage with a microphone at hand. The fans cheer as he begins to speak…
“I’m not feeling too good right now thanks to your buddy, Stone Edge but you guys want a match? You got it! I’ve just been informed from the hospital that Jetster will be able to fight at Break-Down… He won’t be 100%, but he’ll be there. Krusher. I give you the task of finishing him off…
…along with his partner, Mouldy Cheese! Y’see, he’s in no fit state to fight on his own. You got yourself a handicap match!
As for Electron and The Rat. Well… Hmm… Let me think… You’re both SUSPENDED FROM BREAK-DOWN! You wanna know why? I know that you 2 won’t hesitate to help your buddy Krusher finish off Jetster and I want this match to be fair! Have a good day!”
*Reaver smiles and heads to the back*
Electron and The Rat don’t look happy! Neither does Krusher although he did get himself a match… Stone Colds plan didn’t work tonight!
Who will win these awesome matches set for Break-Down? You can only find out by watching this weekend!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
This promo is probably a bit rubbish but it should serve its purpose...
Thanks for reading,
Jae