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Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to SRW Eclipse! We are less than one week away from the next PPV – SRW Breakdown! We’ve already got some great matches booked there, including that hellacious, career ending, Elimination Chamber! Boy, am I looking forward to that! But bare with us, because right now we’ve got the parking lot brawl, which will see John Cena (Afrojoe) going up against the king of hardcore – Mick Foley (RM18). This feud has been going on for ages but Batista (Figo) was furious when the Jackal beat him for the title at Freefall, but when Batista (Figo) returned he wanted a re-match but the Jackal (RM18) was having none of it, here’s what happened:
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“Jackal I want that title back, you know I do, but there’s just one problem, you see, I was thinking – what could possibly eclipse our match at Freefall and stand out from the rest? And then it clicked, why not have a Falls count anywhere, no disqualification, STREET FIGHT!?’
The crowd cheers, I think they like the sound of that!
‘Jackal’s music hits!’ And here he comes, to a tremendous reception, the Hardcore champion, The Jackal! He’s still heavily bandaged we can see from Freefalls events and isn’t dressed for action. The crowd continue cheering, until Batista cuts them off…
‘Whoa Whoa, listen, before we go any further, I wanna make it crystal clear that this is no ordinary street fight. Not one of those crappy WWE street fights where they slug it out in the ring, no, an actual ‘Street Fight’. Yes, I want this fight out on the street Jackal, where we will be able to see who actually is the better fighter. Anything goes out there, and anything could happen. Do you understand the implications on your career this could have Jackal?’
‘Batista, I perfectly know what its like out there, and I’m willing to kick your ass anytime any place. BUT, there’s just one little problem – what makes you think you have earned the right to face me, for MY title? I mean, you had your chance, why should I let you have another shot at the title?
Batista begins to speak but is cut off almost immediately by The Jackal…
‘But Im a fair man, and im willing to face you at the next PPV in a street fight for my title, depending on one little thing…’
Mick Foley walks out onto the stage and Jackal turns…
‘…Cena beats my manager, Mick Foley, in a parking lot brawl on next weeks Eclipse!’
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And that’s how this match was made. John Cena (Afrojoe) said he could beat Mick Foley (RM 18) any day but these are Foley’s kind of conditions, can he really beat him at his own game? Guess we’ll have to find out and I’m being told that we are just about ready and there it is, up on the titatron. There are superstars watching all over the parking lot!
Well the ref has signalled for the match to start so here we go. John Cena (Afrojoe) starts off by talking trash to Mick Foley (RM18) but he’s having none of it and takes it to Cena with some tough right hands. Cena fights back though and smashes Foley’s head off the hood of a nearby car. Cena backs off and goes for a clothesline but Foley ducks and hits a backdrop. Cena holds the back of his head. Remember there’s no protective mats out here, this is just the hard, cold floor.
Cena (Afrojoe) gets up, only to fall victim to a clothesline. Foley (RM18) picks him up and bangs his head against the hood of another car. Foley goes for a suplex but Cena counters and hits one of his own. Cena hits Foley with some hard right elbows, grabs him from behind and nails a german suplex. Oh, that had to hurt; Mick’s head hit the floor head on! Foley slowly gets up…DROPKICK! Cena connects with one of those great dropkicks, amazing stuff. John Cena (Afrojoe) really seems to be taking control now.
Foley (RM18) seems a bit dazed now. Cena (Afrojoe) realises this, hooks the arm round and hits a brain buster on the hard floor! That was sick! Foley’s skull just bounced off the floor! Cena irish whips Foley straight into a car and Foley goes down holding his stomach in pain. Foley’s standing by the car, trying to get a breather but here comes Cena, looking for a clothesline but NO! Foley (RM18) counters with a drop toe hold and Cena’s (Afrojoe) head just hit the hood of the car! Great move by Mick Foley there.
Foley (RM18) gets Cena’s (Afrojoe) head and hits it into the car! And again! Oh and one more time! Foley drags Cena up on top of the car but Cena hits him with a low blow! That was cheap, but remember there is no DQ in this match. Cena’s got an evil look on his face and now he is sneering. What’s he thinking? He hooks his arm around Foley’s head…DDT! DDT! OH GOD! THAT WAS SICK! CENA JUST DDT’D FOLEY STRAIGHT THROUGH THE CAR WINDSCREEN! This is disgusting! Foley (RM18) isn’t moving, his face is a bloody mess and he can barely see! He could have been blinded in that sadistic move! John Cena (Afrojoe) is laughing! What is this guy’s problem?
Cena (Afrojoe) drags him out from inside the car and now we get a proper look at Foley’s (RM18) face. Oh god! He’s got bits of glass stuck on his face, there’s blood everywhere! Cena goes for the pin on top of the car…
1!
2!
3!
NO! Foley JUST kicked out! How the hell did he do that?! Cena (Afrojoe) is shocked! He can’t believe it either! The superstars watching can’t believe it! Foley (RM18) is still on the floor, I have no idea how he’s going to win this match! He’s lost so much blood.
Cena (Afrojoe) picks him up and drags him over to another car, oh no, what’s he doing now? He’s laughing again! He put’s Foley (RM18) on top of this damage-free car. He’s setting Foley up for another DDT! There’s no way Foley can take another one of these! Cena waves his hand and screams “YOU CAN’T SEE ME!” LOW BLOW! LOW BLOW! Foley counters with a low blow! Cena gets some of his own medicine there! Wait a minute! What’s Foley doing?! Foley (RM18) puts Cena’s (Afrojoe) head in-between his legs…PILEDRIVER! PILEDRIVER! OH DEAR GOD! Mick Foley (RM18) has just pile-drivered John Cena (Afrojoe) into the windscreen of a car! This match is mad! Complete madness!
Neither men are moving now, and the ref starts the count…
1…
2…
3…still no movement.
4…
5…Foley (RM18) slowly starts to move.
6…
7…Cena (Afrojoe) moves his hand.
8… Foley gets the arm over and the ref makes the count...
1!
2!
BANG! What the hell?! The count is broken up by Billy Gunn (Asher D) who just hit Mick Foley (RM18) with a steel chair! I think Cena (Afrojoe) wasn’t gonna kick out there! Foley would have won this match. Oh and here comes Batista (Figo). The whole of Hardcore Revolution is here! Batista picks Foley up and hits the Demon Bomb! This is just sad, Foley can’t even defend himself! Batista (Figo) is hitting Foley (RM18) repeatedly with that steel chair and now Gunn (Asher D) is helping Cena (Afrojoe) up who is still feeling the effects of that sick piledriver through the car windscreen! Cena’s face is also a bloody mess and he’s full of glass too!
Batista (Figo) picks up Foley (RM18) as Billy Gunn (Asher D) does the fame-asser on Foley. This is horrible! And now Batista (Figo) places Cena on top of Foley and the ref is forced to make the count…
1!
2!
3!
John Cena (Afrojoe) wins this match after interference from Billy Gunn (Asher D) and Batista (Figo) and if you ask me Mick Foley (RM18) would have won this match if they hadn’t shown up. What the hell is Batista (Figo) doing now? He’s getting inside one of those cars and starting it up…Billy Gunn (Asher D) is placing Foley (RM18) on the ground and shouting “RUN HIM OVER BATISTA! RUN THIS SOB OVER!” God no! He isn’t serious is he? Someone’s got to stop this, he’ll be crushed to death! Batista (Figo) laughs and starts to move the car forwards…CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! IT’S THE JACKAL! (RM18) IN A MONSTER TRUCK! He just crushed the rear end of the car Batista (Figo) was in. Batista runs out of the car and screams at the Jackal!
“YOU’LL PAY! I’VE GOT MY RE-MATCH AND WHEN THAT MATCH COMES I WILL GET THAT TITLE BACK, THE ONE YOU STOLE FROM ME!”
The Hardcore Revolution run off as the Jackal (RM18) chases them with the monster truck. He comes back and calls for the EMT’s to get down here and see to Mick Foley (RM18). The poor guy isn’t moving, we don’t know his current condition yet but stay tuned to SRW Eclipse and we’ll tell you as soon as we know!
WINNER ----- JOHN CENA (AFROJOE)
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Hope you enjoyed that match. I got some of the ideas half-way through it, I wasn’t sure on the count to 10 but I kept it in anyway because it suited the match.
Thanks for reading,
Lipe
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“Jackal I want that title back, you know I do, but there’s just one problem, you see, I was thinking – what could possibly eclipse our match at Freefall and stand out from the rest? And then it clicked, why not have a Falls count anywhere, no disqualification, STREET FIGHT!?’
The crowd cheers, I think they like the sound of that!
‘Jackal’s music hits!’ And here he comes, to a tremendous reception, the Hardcore champion, The Jackal! He’s still heavily bandaged we can see from Freefalls events and isn’t dressed for action. The crowd continue cheering, until Batista cuts them off…
‘Whoa Whoa, listen, before we go any further, I wanna make it crystal clear that this is no ordinary street fight. Not one of those crappy WWE street fights where they slug it out in the ring, no, an actual ‘Street Fight’. Yes, I want this fight out on the street Jackal, where we will be able to see who actually is the better fighter. Anything goes out there, and anything could happen. Do you understand the implications on your career this could have Jackal?’
‘Batista, I perfectly know what its like out there, and I’m willing to kick your ass anytime any place. BUT, there’s just one little problem – what makes you think you have earned the right to face me, for MY title? I mean, you had your chance, why should I let you have another shot at the title?
Batista begins to speak but is cut off almost immediately by The Jackal…
‘But Im a fair man, and im willing to face you at the next PPV in a street fight for my title, depending on one little thing…’
Mick Foley walks out onto the stage and Jackal turns…
‘…Cena beats my manager, Mick Foley, in a parking lot brawl on next weeks Eclipse!’
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And that’s how this match was made. John Cena (Afrojoe) said he could beat Mick Foley (RM 18) any day but these are Foley’s kind of conditions, can he really beat him at his own game? Guess we’ll have to find out and I’m being told that we are just about ready and there it is, up on the titatron. There are superstars watching all over the parking lot!
Well the ref has signalled for the match to start so here we go. John Cena (Afrojoe) starts off by talking trash to Mick Foley (RM18) but he’s having none of it and takes it to Cena with some tough right hands. Cena fights back though and smashes Foley’s head off the hood of a nearby car. Cena backs off and goes for a clothesline but Foley ducks and hits a backdrop. Cena holds the back of his head. Remember there’s no protective mats out here, this is just the hard, cold floor.
Cena (Afrojoe) gets up, only to fall victim to a clothesline. Foley (RM18) picks him up and bangs his head against the hood of another car. Foley goes for a suplex but Cena counters and hits one of his own. Cena hits Foley with some hard right elbows, grabs him from behind and nails a german suplex. Oh, that had to hurt; Mick’s head hit the floor head on! Foley slowly gets up…DROPKICK! Cena connects with one of those great dropkicks, amazing stuff. John Cena (Afrojoe) really seems to be taking control now.
Foley (RM18) seems a bit dazed now. Cena (Afrojoe) realises this, hooks the arm round and hits a brain buster on the hard floor! That was sick! Foley’s skull just bounced off the floor! Cena irish whips Foley straight into a car and Foley goes down holding his stomach in pain. Foley’s standing by the car, trying to get a breather but here comes Cena, looking for a clothesline but NO! Foley (RM18) counters with a drop toe hold and Cena’s (Afrojoe) head just hit the hood of the car! Great move by Mick Foley there.
Foley (RM18) gets Cena’s (Afrojoe) head and hits it into the car! And again! Oh and one more time! Foley drags Cena up on top of the car but Cena hits him with a low blow! That was cheap, but remember there is no DQ in this match. Cena’s got an evil look on his face and now he is sneering. What’s he thinking? He hooks his arm around Foley’s head…DDT! DDT! OH GOD! THAT WAS SICK! CENA JUST DDT’D FOLEY STRAIGHT THROUGH THE CAR WINDSCREEN! This is disgusting! Foley (RM18) isn’t moving, his face is a bloody mess and he can barely see! He could have been blinded in that sadistic move! John Cena (Afrojoe) is laughing! What is this guy’s problem?
Cena (Afrojoe) drags him out from inside the car and now we get a proper look at Foley’s (RM18) face. Oh god! He’s got bits of glass stuck on his face, there’s blood everywhere! Cena goes for the pin on top of the car…
1!
2!
3!
NO! Foley JUST kicked out! How the hell did he do that?! Cena (Afrojoe) is shocked! He can’t believe it either! The superstars watching can’t believe it! Foley (RM18) is still on the floor, I have no idea how he’s going to win this match! He’s lost so much blood.
Cena (Afrojoe) picks him up and drags him over to another car, oh no, what’s he doing now? He’s laughing again! He put’s Foley (RM18) on top of this damage-free car. He’s setting Foley up for another DDT! There’s no way Foley can take another one of these! Cena waves his hand and screams “YOU CAN’T SEE ME!” LOW BLOW! LOW BLOW! Foley counters with a low blow! Cena gets some of his own medicine there! Wait a minute! What’s Foley doing?! Foley (RM18) puts Cena’s (Afrojoe) head in-between his legs…PILEDRIVER! PILEDRIVER! OH DEAR GOD! Mick Foley (RM18) has just pile-drivered John Cena (Afrojoe) into the windscreen of a car! This match is mad! Complete madness!
Neither men are moving now, and the ref starts the count…
1…
2…
3…still no movement.
4…
5…Foley (RM18) slowly starts to move.
6…
7…Cena (Afrojoe) moves his hand.
8… Foley gets the arm over and the ref makes the count...
1!
2!
BANG! What the hell?! The count is broken up by Billy Gunn (Asher D) who just hit Mick Foley (RM18) with a steel chair! I think Cena (Afrojoe) wasn’t gonna kick out there! Foley would have won this match. Oh and here comes Batista (Figo). The whole of Hardcore Revolution is here! Batista picks Foley up and hits the Demon Bomb! This is just sad, Foley can’t even defend himself! Batista (Figo) is hitting Foley (RM18) repeatedly with that steel chair and now Gunn (Asher D) is helping Cena (Afrojoe) up who is still feeling the effects of that sick piledriver through the car windscreen! Cena’s face is also a bloody mess and he’s full of glass too!
Batista (Figo) picks up Foley (RM18) as Billy Gunn (Asher D) does the fame-asser on Foley. This is horrible! And now Batista (Figo) places Cena on top of Foley and the ref is forced to make the count…
1!
2!
3!
John Cena (Afrojoe) wins this match after interference from Billy Gunn (Asher D) and Batista (Figo) and if you ask me Mick Foley (RM18) would have won this match if they hadn’t shown up. What the hell is Batista (Figo) doing now? He’s getting inside one of those cars and starting it up…Billy Gunn (Asher D) is placing Foley (RM18) on the ground and shouting “RUN HIM OVER BATISTA! RUN THIS SOB OVER!” God no! He isn’t serious is he? Someone’s got to stop this, he’ll be crushed to death! Batista (Figo) laughs and starts to move the car forwards…CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! IT’S THE JACKAL! (RM18) IN A MONSTER TRUCK! He just crushed the rear end of the car Batista (Figo) was in. Batista runs out of the car and screams at the Jackal!
“YOU’LL PAY! I’VE GOT MY RE-MATCH AND WHEN THAT MATCH COMES I WILL GET THAT TITLE BACK, THE ONE YOU STOLE FROM ME!”
The Hardcore Revolution run off as the Jackal (RM18) chases them with the monster truck. He comes back and calls for the EMT’s to get down here and see to Mick Foley (RM18). The poor guy isn’t moving, we don’t know his current condition yet but stay tuned to SRW Eclipse and we’ll tell you as soon as we know!
WINNER ----- JOHN CENA (AFROJOE)
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Hope you enjoyed that match. I got some of the ideas half-way through it, I wasn’t sure on the count to 10 but I kept it in anyway because it suited the match.
Thanks for reading,
Lipe
Heh, very enjoyable match, extremely brutal with the DDT and Piledriver through the windscreens. Loved the ending too with Jackal (RM18) coming in the monster truck to his manager's aid, mexcellent. :D
Nice one Lipester, looking forward to the third match in this feud to decide just who deserves to be the Hardcore Champion.
Nice one Lipester, looking forward to the third match in this feud to decide just who deserves to be the Hardcore Champion.
Aw...shucks! My bad :(
'Oh and one other thing, you little pals are barred from interfering in that match, and that includes me helping my manager out too.’
:D
Thats what I put in my promo Lippy, you should have read on further. But it doesn't matter. Great match, some brutal moves and the ending was good too. Nice.
:D
Thats what I put in my promo Lippy, you should have read on further. But it doesn't matter. Great match, some brutal moves and the ending was good too. Nice.
Heh, good stuff. Got nice and crazy at the end, continuing the crazy theme I started. :D
Batista gets his Street Fight at Breakdown against The Jackal one on one (hopefully) and it should be a cracker.
Batista gets his Street Fight at Breakdown against The Jackal one on one (hopefully) and it should be a cracker.
Indeed it was :P SR messed up, not me.
No, really.
No, really.
I'm guessing you posted that in the wrong place...
...And it was about the Elimination Chamber match? :D
...And it was about the Elimination Chamber match? :D
I think 7 would be the fair choice, but then again, it's not my decision to make :P
Yah. Good match. Lots seemed to happen in such a short time of reading it! :D And that can only be a good thing. :) So... It's all set for Break-Down:
Batista (Figo) Vs The Jackal (RM18) for the Hardcore Title.
Well done on the match. It had plenty of action in it... I thought Foley was gonna be taken out with that car!
Batista (Figo) Vs The Jackal (RM18) for the Hardcore Title.
Well done on the match. It had plenty of action in it... I thought Foley was gonna be taken out with that car!
Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to SRW Eclipse! We are less than one week away from the next PPV – SRW Breakdown! We’ve already got some great matches booked there, including that hellacious, career ending, Elimination Chamber! Boy, am I looking forward to that! But bare with us, because right now we’ve got the parking lot brawl, which will see John Cena (Afrojoe) going up against the king of hardcore – Mick Foley (RM18). This feud has been going on for ages but Batista (Figo) was furious when the Jackal beat him for the title at Freefall, but when Batista (Figo) returned he wanted a re-match but the Jackal (RM18) was having none of it, here’s what happened:
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“Jackal I want that title back, you know I do, but there’s just one problem, you see, I was thinking – what could possibly eclipse our match at Freefall and stand out from the rest? And then it clicked, why not have a Falls count anywhere, no disqualification, STREET FIGHT!?’
The crowd cheers, I think they like the sound of that!
‘Jackal’s music hits!’ And here he comes, to a tremendous reception, the Hardcore champion, The Jackal! He’s still heavily bandaged we can see from Freefalls events and isn’t dressed for action. The crowd continue cheering, until Batista cuts them off…
‘Whoa Whoa, listen, before we go any further, I wanna make it crystal clear that this is no ordinary street fight. Not one of those crappy WWE street fights where they slug it out in the ring, no, an actual ‘Street Fight’. Yes, I want this fight out on the street Jackal, where we will be able to see who actually is the better fighter. Anything goes out there, and anything could happen. Do you understand the implications on your career this could have Jackal?’
‘Batista, I perfectly know what its like out there, and I’m willing to kick your ass anytime any place. BUT, there’s just one little problem – what makes you think you have earned the right to face me, for MY title? I mean, you had your chance, why should I let you have another shot at the title?
Batista begins to speak but is cut off almost immediately by The Jackal…
‘But Im a fair man, and im willing to face you at the next PPV in a street fight for my title, depending on one little thing…’
Mick Foley walks out onto the stage and Jackal turns…
‘…Cena beats my manager, Mick Foley, in a parking lot brawl on next weeks Eclipse!’
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And that’s how this match was made. John Cena (Afrojoe) said he could beat Mick Foley (RM 18) any day but these are Foley’s kind of conditions, can he really beat him at his own game? Guess we’ll have to find out and I’m being told that we are just about ready and there it is, up on the titatron. There are superstars watching all over the parking lot!
Well the ref has signalled for the match to start so here we go. John Cena (Afrojoe) starts off by talking trash to Mick Foley (RM18) but he’s having none of it and takes it to Cena with some tough right hands. Cena fights back though and smashes Foley’s head off the hood of a nearby car. Cena backs off and goes for a clothesline but Foley ducks and hits a backdrop. Cena holds the back of his head. Remember there’s no protective mats out here, this is just the hard, cold floor.
Cena (Afrojoe) gets up, only to fall victim to a clothesline. Foley (RM18) picks him up and bangs his head against the hood of another car. Foley goes for a suplex but Cena counters and hits one of his own. Cena hits Foley with some hard right elbows, grabs him from behind and nails a german suplex. Oh, that had to hurt; Mick’s head hit the floor head on! Foley slowly gets up…DROPKICK! Cena connects with one of those great dropkicks, amazing stuff. John Cena (Afrojoe) really seems to be taking control now.
Foley (RM18) seems a bit dazed now. Cena (Afrojoe) realises this, hooks the arm round and hits a brain buster on the hard floor! That was sick! Foley’s skull just bounced off the floor! Cena irish whips Foley straight into a car and Foley goes down holding his stomach in pain. Foley’s standing by the car, trying to get a breather but here comes Cena, looking for a clothesline but NO! Foley (RM18) counters with a drop toe hold and Cena’s (Afrojoe) head just hit the hood of the car! Great move by Mick Foley there.
Foley (RM18) gets Cena’s (Afrojoe) head and hits it into the car! And again! Oh and one more time! Foley drags Cena up on top of the car but Cena hits him with a low blow! That was cheap, but remember there is no DQ in this match. Cena’s got an evil look on his face and now he is sneering. What’s he thinking? He hooks his arm around Foley’s head…DDT! DDT! OH GOD! THAT WAS SICK! CENA JUST DDT’D FOLEY STRAIGHT THROUGH THE CAR WINDSCREEN! This is disgusting! Foley (RM18) isn’t moving, his face is a bloody mess and he can barely see! He could have been blinded in that sadistic move! John Cena (Afrojoe) is laughing! What is this guy’s problem?
Cena (Afrojoe) drags him out from inside the car and now we get a proper look at Foley’s (RM18) face. Oh god! He’s got bits of glass stuck on his face, there’s blood everywhere! Cena goes for the pin on top of the car…
1!
2!
3!
NO! Foley JUST kicked out! How the hell did he do that?! Cena (Afrojoe) is shocked! He can’t believe it either! The superstars watching can’t believe it! Foley (RM18) is still on the floor, I have no idea how he’s going to win this match! He’s lost so much blood.
Cena (Afrojoe) picks him up and drags him over to another car, oh no, what’s he doing now? He’s laughing again! He put’s Foley (RM18) on top of this damage-free car. He’s setting Foley up for another DDT! There’s no way Foley can take another one of these! Cena waves his hand and screams “YOU CAN’T SEE ME!” LOW BLOW! LOW BLOW! Foley counters with a low blow! Cena gets some of his own medicine there! Wait a minute! What’s Foley doing?! Foley (RM18) puts Cena’s (Afrojoe) head in-between his legs…PILEDRIVER! PILEDRIVER! OH DEAR GOD! Mick Foley (RM18) has just pile-drivered John Cena (Afrojoe) into the windscreen of a car! This match is mad! Complete madness!
Neither men are moving now, and the ref starts the count…
1…
2…
3…still no movement.
4…
5…Foley (RM18) slowly starts to move.
6…
7…Cena (Afrojoe) moves his hand.
8… Foley gets the arm over and the ref makes the count...
1!
2!
BANG! What the hell?! The count is broken up by Billy Gunn (Asher D) who just hit Mick Foley (RM18) with a steel chair! I think Cena (Afrojoe) wasn’t gonna kick out there! Foley would have won this match. Oh and here comes Batista (Figo). The whole of Hardcore Revolution is here! Batista picks Foley up and hits the Demon Bomb! This is just sad, Foley can’t even defend himself! Batista (Figo) is hitting Foley (RM18) repeatedly with that steel chair and now Gunn (Asher D) is helping Cena (Afrojoe) up who is still feeling the effects of that sick piledriver through the car windscreen! Cena’s face is also a bloody mess and he’s full of glass too!
Batista (Figo) picks up Foley (RM18) as Billy Gunn (Asher D) does the fame-asser on Foley. This is horrible! And now Batista (Figo) places Cena on top of Foley and the ref is forced to make the count…
1!
2!
3!
John Cena (Afrojoe) wins this match after interference from Billy Gunn (Asher D) and Batista (Figo) and if you ask me Mick Foley (RM18) would have won this match if they hadn’t shown up. What the hell is Batista (Figo) doing now? He’s getting inside one of those cars and starting it up…Billy Gunn (Asher D) is placing Foley (RM18) on the ground and shouting “RUN HIM OVER BATISTA! RUN THIS SOB OVER!” God no! He isn’t serious is he? Someone’s got to stop this, he’ll be crushed to death! Batista (Figo) laughs and starts to move the car forwards…CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! IT’S THE JACKAL! (RM18) IN A MONSTER TRUCK! He just crushed the rear end of the car Batista (Figo) was in. Batista runs out of the car and screams at the Jackal!
“YOU’LL PAY! I’VE GOT MY RE-MATCH AND WHEN THAT MATCH COMES I WILL GET THAT TITLE BACK, THE ONE YOU STOLE FROM ME!”
The Hardcore Revolution run off as the Jackal (RM18) chases them with the monster truck. He comes back and calls for the EMT’s to get down here and see to Mick Foley (RM18). The poor guy isn’t moving, we don’t know his current condition yet but stay tuned to SRW Eclipse and we’ll tell you as soon as we know!
WINNER ----- JOHN CENA (AFROJOE)
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Hope you enjoyed that match. I got some of the ideas half-way through it, I wasn’t sure on the count to 10 but I kept it in anyway because it suited the match.
Thanks for reading,
Lipe
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“Jackal I want that title back, you know I do, but there’s just one problem, you see, I was thinking – what could possibly eclipse our match at Freefall and stand out from the rest? And then it clicked, why not have a Falls count anywhere, no disqualification, STREET FIGHT!?’
The crowd cheers, I think they like the sound of that!
‘Jackal’s music hits!’ And here he comes, to a tremendous reception, the Hardcore champion, The Jackal! He’s still heavily bandaged we can see from Freefalls events and isn’t dressed for action. The crowd continue cheering, until Batista cuts them off…
‘Whoa Whoa, listen, before we go any further, I wanna make it crystal clear that this is no ordinary street fight. Not one of those crappy WWE street fights where they slug it out in the ring, no, an actual ‘Street Fight’. Yes, I want this fight out on the street Jackal, where we will be able to see who actually is the better fighter. Anything goes out there, and anything could happen. Do you understand the implications on your career this could have Jackal?’
‘Batista, I perfectly know what its like out there, and I’m willing to kick your ass anytime any place. BUT, there’s just one little problem – what makes you think you have earned the right to face me, for MY title? I mean, you had your chance, why should I let you have another shot at the title?
Batista begins to speak but is cut off almost immediately by The Jackal…
‘But Im a fair man, and im willing to face you at the next PPV in a street fight for my title, depending on one little thing…’
Mick Foley walks out onto the stage and Jackal turns…
‘…Cena beats my manager, Mick Foley, in a parking lot brawl on next weeks Eclipse!’
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And that’s how this match was made. John Cena (Afrojoe) said he could beat Mick Foley (RM 18) any day but these are Foley’s kind of conditions, can he really beat him at his own game? Guess we’ll have to find out and I’m being told that we are just about ready and there it is, up on the titatron. There are superstars watching all over the parking lot!
Well the ref has signalled for the match to start so here we go. John Cena (Afrojoe) starts off by talking trash to Mick Foley (RM18) but he’s having none of it and takes it to Cena with some tough right hands. Cena fights back though and smashes Foley’s head off the hood of a nearby car. Cena backs off and goes for a clothesline but Foley ducks and hits a backdrop. Cena holds the back of his head. Remember there’s no protective mats out here, this is just the hard, cold floor.
Cena (Afrojoe) gets up, only to fall victim to a clothesline. Foley (RM18) picks him up and bangs his head against the hood of another car. Foley goes for a suplex but Cena counters and hits one of his own. Cena hits Foley with some hard right elbows, grabs him from behind and nails a german suplex. Oh, that had to hurt; Mick’s head hit the floor head on! Foley slowly gets up…DROPKICK! Cena connects with one of those great dropkicks, amazing stuff. John Cena (Afrojoe) really seems to be taking control now.
Foley (RM18) seems a bit dazed now. Cena (Afrojoe) realises this, hooks the arm round and hits a brain buster on the hard floor! That was sick! Foley’s skull just bounced off the floor! Cena irish whips Foley straight into a car and Foley goes down holding his stomach in pain. Foley’s standing by the car, trying to get a breather but here comes Cena, looking for a clothesline but NO! Foley (RM18) counters with a drop toe hold and Cena’s (Afrojoe) head just hit the hood of the car! Great move by Mick Foley there.
Foley (RM18) gets Cena’s (Afrojoe) head and hits it into the car! And again! Oh and one more time! Foley drags Cena up on top of the car but Cena hits him with a low blow! That was cheap, but remember there is no DQ in this match. Cena’s got an evil look on his face and now he is sneering. What’s he thinking? He hooks his arm around Foley’s head…DDT! DDT! OH GOD! THAT WAS SICK! CENA JUST DDT’D FOLEY STRAIGHT THROUGH THE CAR WINDSCREEN! This is disgusting! Foley (RM18) isn’t moving, his face is a bloody mess and he can barely see! He could have been blinded in that sadistic move! John Cena (Afrojoe) is laughing! What is this guy’s problem?
Cena (Afrojoe) drags him out from inside the car and now we get a proper look at Foley’s (RM18) face. Oh god! He’s got bits of glass stuck on his face, there’s blood everywhere! Cena goes for the pin on top of the car…
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2!
3!
NO! Foley JUST kicked out! How the hell did he do that?! Cena (Afrojoe) is shocked! He can’t believe it either! The superstars watching can’t believe it! Foley (RM18) is still on the floor, I have no idea how he’s going to win this match! He’s lost so much blood.
Cena (Afrojoe) picks him up and drags him over to another car, oh no, what’s he doing now? He’s laughing again! He put’s Foley (RM18) on top of this damage-free car. He’s setting Foley up for another DDT! There’s no way Foley can take another one of these! Cena waves his hand and screams “YOU CAN’T SEE ME!” LOW BLOW! LOW BLOW! Foley counters with a low blow! Cena gets some of his own medicine there! Wait a minute! What’s Foley doing?! Foley (RM18) puts Cena’s (Afrojoe) head in-between his legs…PILEDRIVER! PILEDRIVER! OH DEAR GOD! Mick Foley (RM18) has just pile-drivered John Cena (Afrojoe) into the windscreen of a car! This match is mad! Complete madness!
Neither men are moving now, and the ref starts the count…
1…
2…
3…still no movement.
4…
5…Foley (RM18) slowly starts to move.
6…
7…Cena (Afrojoe) moves his hand.
8… Foley gets the arm over and the ref makes the count...
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2!
BANG! What the hell?! The count is broken up by Billy Gunn (Asher D) who just hit Mick Foley (RM18) with a steel chair! I think Cena (Afrojoe) wasn’t gonna kick out there! Foley would have won this match. Oh and here comes Batista (Figo). The whole of Hardcore Revolution is here! Batista picks Foley up and hits the Demon Bomb! This is just sad, Foley can’t even defend himself! Batista (Figo) is hitting Foley (RM18) repeatedly with that steel chair and now Gunn (Asher D) is helping Cena (Afrojoe) up who is still feeling the effects of that sick piledriver through the car windscreen! Cena’s face is also a bloody mess and he’s full of glass too!
Batista (Figo) picks up Foley (RM18) as Billy Gunn (Asher D) does the fame-asser on Foley. This is horrible! And now Batista (Figo) places Cena on top of Foley and the ref is forced to make the count…
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3!
John Cena (Afrojoe) wins this match after interference from Billy Gunn (Asher D) and Batista (Figo) and if you ask me Mick Foley (RM18) would have won this match if they hadn’t shown up. What the hell is Batista (Figo) doing now? He’s getting inside one of those cars and starting it up…Billy Gunn (Asher D) is placing Foley (RM18) on the ground and shouting “RUN HIM OVER BATISTA! RUN THIS SOB OVER!” God no! He isn’t serious is he? Someone’s got to stop this, he’ll be crushed to death! Batista (Figo) laughs and starts to move the car forwards…CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! IT’S THE JACKAL! (RM18) IN A MONSTER TRUCK! He just crushed the rear end of the car Batista (Figo) was in. Batista runs out of the car and screams at the Jackal!
“YOU’LL PAY! I’VE GOT MY RE-MATCH AND WHEN THAT MATCH COMES I WILL GET THAT TITLE BACK, THE ONE YOU STOLE FROM ME!”
The Hardcore Revolution run off as the Jackal (RM18) chases them with the monster truck. He comes back and calls for the EMT’s to get down here and see to Mick Foley (RM18). The poor guy isn’t moving, we don’t know his current condition yet but stay tuned to SRW Eclipse and we’ll tell you as soon as we know!
WINNER ----- JOHN CENA (AFROJOE)
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Hope you enjoyed that match. I got some of the ideas half-way through it, I wasn’t sure on the count to 10 but I kept it in anyway because it suited the match.
Thanks for reading,
Lipe