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It's just that none of the Age of Reason types have tried to bottle his box lately, which is the only thing that kept him in the news BECAUSE HE IS SO BLOODY BORING!!!!
I'm far more looking forward to that Mr Derren B. blowing his brains out, even if that's never going to happen. If he does manage to cap himself upside the head, and it gets blanked by channel 4 (which, I believe, are the arrangements), I want an Uday Hussein style facial reconstruction put up to prove it.
I'm far more looking forward to that Mr Derren B. blowing his brains out, even if that's never going to happen. If he does manage to cap himself upside the head, and it gets blanked by channel 4 (which, I believe, are the arrangements), I want an Uday Hussein style facial reconstruction put up to prove it.
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Alec wrote:
> What's he doing?? Ahhh everyone knows except me...
Playing Russian Roulette (semi)live on C4. I'm not sure I fully get it though. The idea is he gets someone to load the gun who DB reckons he will be able to use his mind control stuff on to know where the bullet was loaded. But surely in Russian Roulette you load the gun and then spin the chamber so it is irrelevant whether you knew were the bullet went in the first place. Actually, now I've actually written it down, it's obvious. The person will load the bullet and close the chamber and then DB has to guess if he needs to turn the chamber manually before firing i.e. no spin to employ any randomness.
Whats the odds he fires it until there is only one chamber left for full dramatic effect, after, of course, pretending it was only planned for him to let off one shot and "shocking" the crew.
> What's he doing?? Ahhh everyone knows except me...
Playing Russian Roulette (semi)live on C4. I'm not sure I fully get it though. The idea is he gets someone to load the gun who DB reckons he will be able to use his mind control stuff on to know where the bullet was loaded. But surely in Russian Roulette you load the gun and then spin the chamber so it is irrelevant whether you knew were the bullet went in the first place. Actually, now I've actually written it down, it's obvious. The person will load the bullet and close the chamber and then DB has to guess if he needs to turn the chamber manually before firing i.e. no spin to employ any randomness.
Whats the odds he fires it until there is only one chamber left for full dramatic effect, after, of course, pretending it was only planned for him to let off one shot and "shocking" the crew.
Jags wrote:
> they doing derran brown with like a 10 second delay so if anything
> goes wrong they can cut it.
Na it's like an 8 minuet delay isn't it?
> they doing derran brown with like a 10 second delay so if anything
> goes wrong they can cut it.
Na it's like an 8 minuet delay isn't it?
What's he doing?? Ahhh everyone knows except me...
they doing derran brown with like a 10 second delay so if anything goes wrong they can cut it.
Alec wrote:
> He's just really weak and can't do much, i presume...
YA think?
> He's just really weak and can't do much, i presume...
YA think?
He's just really weak and can't do much, i presume...
Just the usual then?
Mmmm.....
*brain engaged in nothingness*
Mmmm.....
*brain engaged in nothingness*
Mmmm.....
BB house would be ace. They give every person in there a BB gun, but they tell them that no one else has one. So everyone goes about slyly shooting each other, culminating in a massive gunfight towards the end in which all but one dies.
This person has time to go to the diary room and make the shopping list before croaking it themselves from blood loss.
This person has time to go to the diary room and make the shopping list before croaking it themselves from blood loss.
To be honest, I'm suprised it's taken so long for someone to react to it by having a go themselves. I expected one of the tabliods to arrange for it long ago.
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