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Wed 01/10/03 at 20:43
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Here are just a few highlights from last week’s EC Qualification ‘match’ between Stone Edge (Jae17) and Reaver (Ant)…

_______________________________

Stone Edge has come through the crowd, wielding a shovel, of all things! And now… THWACK! He just smacked Reaver on the back of the head with a vicious shovel shot! And now, with Reaver down, he lines up a shot, and SLAMS THE SHOVEL ONTO REAVER’S LEFT KNEE!

Looks like I spoke too soon! Here comes Reaver(Ant)’s partner, Jetster – he won’t let his partner be crippled by some young upstart! He slides into the ring, as Stone Edge(Jae) swings – but misses! Swings again – misses again, as Jetster goes underneath, but Stone Edge swings backwards, and catches Jetster right in hip-bone! Jetster’s momentum has disappeared before our very eyes, as Stone Edge gets the edge of the shovel – GOOD GOD! He jammed the edge of the shovel right into the bridge of Jetster’s nose! He could have easily broken it!

He brings out… a cinder block! A goddamn cinder block! I know SRW’s cutting edge, but this is going too far! He slides the block into the ring, and has now also grabbed something that looks like twine, and re-enters the ring! He takes hold of Reaver(Ant)’s leg, and ties the left knee to the cinder block! This looks bad… I don’t even want to think of what Reaver’s in store for… the left side of the left knee has been tied to the block, meaning Reaver’s career is at stake! And Stone Edge(Jae)… no, I don’t believe it, he’s going under the ring again! And he brings out a sledgehammer! HHH is out here in spirit, ‘twould seem, folks! But Stone Edge isn’t going back in the ring – he’s going to the top turnbuckle! Good Lord! What’s he – JESUS CHRIST ALIVE! Right on the – my God! He... he… well, take a look at the damned action replay!

*Action replay plays*

(Stone Edge(Jae), standing on the top turnbuckle, places the sledgehammer under his arm, jumps off the top rope, and lands the head of the hammer right on the side of Reaver(Ant)’s shin bone, causing his knee to bend sideways on the cinder block)

Stone Edge: “Well, what do we have here? The big man, Reaver, unable to stand? His bestest buddy Jetster, unable to see? And the SRW referees gang, unable to do anything? Well, it seems to me as though since Reaver can’t comete, I guess I win by default? Yeah, that’s right – Stone Edge goes through! Good night, SRW fans – you know when you’ve been Stoned!”

____________________________

“My Sacrifice…” A massive cheer goes up from the 10,000 strong crowd here at SR Towers as Reaver (Ant) makes his way - or should I say limps his way – to the ring. He’s certainly been through a lot over these past few weeks, ever since he announced the Elimination Chamber well over a month ago to be honest. After winning the fans’ favour in a highly entertaining dance routine, he was brutally attacked by Hawk (AfroJoe), Havoc (Hercules) and Anarchy (DW.)

This got Anarchy (DW) suspended, and since then Anarchy has been on a mission to destroy Reaver (Ant). Every week since he has let us know his thoughts and views on the EC match through sadistic and sick promos, and he qualified for the match by nearly costing Jetster’s career. When Reaver (Ant) came to save his tag partner, Hawk (AfroJoe) made his presence known and beat him down – before Anarchy (DW) then burnt the Commissioner’s Office down the next week.

Between all this, Reaver still had to qualify for the match, and it appears as though Stone Edge (Jae17) has taken the same course of action as his heated rival Anarchy (DW), and set out to finish Reaver (Ant) off. Reaver is here tonight though, in the ring with a microphone, with an important decision to make…remember folks, BreakDown starts next week.

“Hey y’all,” He begins as usual, a wry smile spreading his face, “I’m still here. I’m limping, I’m bandaged up and I’m in pain…but I’m still here. I’m proud of that fact, because it has been Anarchy (DW), Hawk (AfroJoe) and Stone Edge (Jae17)’s mission as of late to destroy me. And they almost did, I mean, just look at my knee.”

Reaver (Ant) looks down at his leg for a little while, rather forlornly…is he pulling out of the Elimination Chamber?

Reaver (Ant) now suddenly looks up at the camera, grins insanely and says, “but you failed! That’s right guys, all three of you put together couldn’t keep me down. YOU REALLY THINK YOU’RE GONNA BE ABLE TO KEEP REAVER OUT OF ACTION!?”

Reaver (Ant) breaths deeply for a moment, “well, you’re wrong. And after months of complete and utter hell for myself, and my friend Jetster, you lot are gonna get exactly what’s coming to you. Y’see, I’ve never had the chance to actually fight back, but next week brings the Elimination Chamber, and on that night I plan to do what none of you could, and destroy all three of you!”

The crowd pop loudly, they like the sound of that!

“That’s why the Elimination Chamber match at SRW BreakDown, is now a SEVEN MAN ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH!”

The fans go crazy, seven men!? Is that possible!?

“It’s simple. There will still be 4 chambers, but there will be 6 eliminations. But in this Elimination Chamber match, 3 men will begin the match in the ring. That’s right, 3 men. As you all know they are yet to be decided…but if you Anarchy, or you Hawk, or you Stone Edge are picked to go…I hope none of you go out too early, because I want the chance to eliminate you myself.”

“After all the s**t you guys have done to me lately, I’m gonna give it straight back to ya…the name is right – I am gonna break you all down. You think what you did to me was bad? Almost breaking my knee? Burning down my office? That’s nothing...AND I MEAN NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT I’M GONNA DO TO YOU AT BREAKDOWN!”

As Reaver (Ant) gets more and more pumped up, so does this audience!

“And I won’t be finished either – Grandprix, you have taken what is rightfully mine, our feud is not ever yet, not by a long shot. Scotty Dogg (Figo), I’m gonna show you what it’s like to be a real Element…I’m glad you left us, because you never deserved to be there in the first place. You think you’ve been treated unfairly, and that you’re the most talented guy never to have won the CAW World Title? Well you’re gonna have to prove that in the Chamber, because trust me, this will be like nothing you’ve ever experienced. If you ever wanna be a CAW World Champion, this is your chance to prove it. You go out first, and you’re finished. I challenge you to survive to the final two…where I have no doubt you will meet me. Then we’ll see how good you are.”

Reaver (Ant) is about to leave the ring when he stops, and thinks for a moment. “Oh, and Cong Man? I plan to not only continue the greatest and longest ever feud in SRW with you…but to intensify it.”

“This Elimination Chamber match is gonna be something special ladies and gentlemen, and it’s my chance to prove exactly who I am. As I said to Anarchy (DW) a couple of weeks ago…my name is Reaver. Maybe you’ve all forgotten that.”

My Sacrifice hits and Reaver (Ant) stands in the ring for a moment, this will probably be the last time we hear officially from him before BreakDown…he’s certainly sent out a message, but the question is, can he live up to it? The only way you’ll find out, is by watching BreakDown…there’s no way you can miss it.

___________________________

Thanks for reading, Ant.
Fri 03/10/03 at 09:25
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'The Anarchists Champion' Meh.
Fri 03/10/03 at 09:23
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6 or 7, it really doesn't matter. When it's all said and done; the smoke is cleared; the Anarchist's champion, Anarchy, will whoop all your candy ass' (ásses is filtered) 1-2-3 to become the NEWWWWWWWWWWW CAW Champion.
Thu 02/10/03 at 20:21
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Lipe wrote:
> I knew about it too :P

Am I the only person who didn't?! :P

Top promo. I was expecting Stone Edge to be suspended or something like that... But 7 Man Elimination Chamber?! Wow! Break-Down is gonna rule! :D

So, I'm guessing that gives us 7 places for writers or are we sticking with 6? It would work either way, I think. :)
Thu 02/10/03 at 16:39
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Nice promo as ever, gives me an idea for the match I am writing this week.

Grandprix's title reign is more under threat than ever before now, seven men, the best 7 CAW's, and any one of them could win that title.

ELIMINATION CHAMBER BABY!!!
Wed 01/10/03 at 21:11
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Posts: 11,373
I knew about it too :P

Good promo, got the point across very clearly. The question is, is Reaver gonna be all healed up by the time the E.C. Match comes by? I think not...
Wed 01/10/03 at 20:53
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No surprises here as I knew about this. :)

Grandprix knows the feud isn't over. Grandprix promo up this week. Well, he should do a promo. He is going in as champ.

Good promo, did what was required.
Wed 01/10/03 at 20:43
Regular
"I like cheese"
Posts: 16,918
Here are just a few highlights from last week’s EC Qualification ‘match’ between Stone Edge (Jae17) and Reaver (Ant)…

_______________________________

Stone Edge has come through the crowd, wielding a shovel, of all things! And now… THWACK! He just smacked Reaver on the back of the head with a vicious shovel shot! And now, with Reaver down, he lines up a shot, and SLAMS THE SHOVEL ONTO REAVER’S LEFT KNEE!

Looks like I spoke too soon! Here comes Reaver(Ant)’s partner, Jetster – he won’t let his partner be crippled by some young upstart! He slides into the ring, as Stone Edge(Jae) swings – but misses! Swings again – misses again, as Jetster goes underneath, but Stone Edge swings backwards, and catches Jetster right in hip-bone! Jetster’s momentum has disappeared before our very eyes, as Stone Edge gets the edge of the shovel – GOOD GOD! He jammed the edge of the shovel right into the bridge of Jetster’s nose! He could have easily broken it!

He brings out… a cinder block! A goddamn cinder block! I know SRW’s cutting edge, but this is going too far! He slides the block into the ring, and has now also grabbed something that looks like twine, and re-enters the ring! He takes hold of Reaver(Ant)’s leg, and ties the left knee to the cinder block! This looks bad… I don’t even want to think of what Reaver’s in store for… the left side of the left knee has been tied to the block, meaning Reaver’s career is at stake! And Stone Edge(Jae)… no, I don’t believe it, he’s going under the ring again! And he brings out a sledgehammer! HHH is out here in spirit, ‘twould seem, folks! But Stone Edge isn’t going back in the ring – he’s going to the top turnbuckle! Good Lord! What’s he – JESUS CHRIST ALIVE! Right on the – my God! He... he… well, take a look at the damned action replay!

*Action replay plays*

(Stone Edge(Jae), standing on the top turnbuckle, places the sledgehammer under his arm, jumps off the top rope, and lands the head of the hammer right on the side of Reaver(Ant)’s shin bone, causing his knee to bend sideways on the cinder block)

Stone Edge: “Well, what do we have here? The big man, Reaver, unable to stand? His bestest buddy Jetster, unable to see? And the SRW referees gang, unable to do anything? Well, it seems to me as though since Reaver can’t comete, I guess I win by default? Yeah, that’s right – Stone Edge goes through! Good night, SRW fans – you know when you’ve been Stoned!”

____________________________

“My Sacrifice…” A massive cheer goes up from the 10,000 strong crowd here at SR Towers as Reaver (Ant) makes his way - or should I say limps his way – to the ring. He’s certainly been through a lot over these past few weeks, ever since he announced the Elimination Chamber well over a month ago to be honest. After winning the fans’ favour in a highly entertaining dance routine, he was brutally attacked by Hawk (AfroJoe), Havoc (Hercules) and Anarchy (DW.)

This got Anarchy (DW) suspended, and since then Anarchy has been on a mission to destroy Reaver (Ant). Every week since he has let us know his thoughts and views on the EC match through sadistic and sick promos, and he qualified for the match by nearly costing Jetster’s career. When Reaver (Ant) came to save his tag partner, Hawk (AfroJoe) made his presence known and beat him down – before Anarchy (DW) then burnt the Commissioner’s Office down the next week.

Between all this, Reaver still had to qualify for the match, and it appears as though Stone Edge (Jae17) has taken the same course of action as his heated rival Anarchy (DW), and set out to finish Reaver (Ant) off. Reaver is here tonight though, in the ring with a microphone, with an important decision to make…remember folks, BreakDown starts next week.

“Hey y’all,” He begins as usual, a wry smile spreading his face, “I’m still here. I’m limping, I’m bandaged up and I’m in pain…but I’m still here. I’m proud of that fact, because it has been Anarchy (DW), Hawk (AfroJoe) and Stone Edge (Jae17)’s mission as of late to destroy me. And they almost did, I mean, just look at my knee.”

Reaver (Ant) looks down at his leg for a little while, rather forlornly…is he pulling out of the Elimination Chamber?

Reaver (Ant) now suddenly looks up at the camera, grins insanely and says, “but you failed! That’s right guys, all three of you put together couldn’t keep me down. YOU REALLY THINK YOU’RE GONNA BE ABLE TO KEEP REAVER OUT OF ACTION!?”

Reaver (Ant) breaths deeply for a moment, “well, you’re wrong. And after months of complete and utter hell for myself, and my friend Jetster, you lot are gonna get exactly what’s coming to you. Y’see, I’ve never had the chance to actually fight back, but next week brings the Elimination Chamber, and on that night I plan to do what none of you could, and destroy all three of you!”

The crowd pop loudly, they like the sound of that!

“That’s why the Elimination Chamber match at SRW BreakDown, is now a SEVEN MAN ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH!”

The fans go crazy, seven men!? Is that possible!?

“It’s simple. There will still be 4 chambers, but there will be 6 eliminations. But in this Elimination Chamber match, 3 men will begin the match in the ring. That’s right, 3 men. As you all know they are yet to be decided…but if you Anarchy, or you Hawk, or you Stone Edge are picked to go…I hope none of you go out too early, because I want the chance to eliminate you myself.”

“After all the s**t you guys have done to me lately, I’m gonna give it straight back to ya…the name is right – I am gonna break you all down. You think what you did to me was bad? Almost breaking my knee? Burning down my office? That’s nothing...AND I MEAN NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT I’M GONNA DO TO YOU AT BREAKDOWN!”

As Reaver (Ant) gets more and more pumped up, so does this audience!

“And I won’t be finished either – Grandprix, you have taken what is rightfully mine, our feud is not ever yet, not by a long shot. Scotty Dogg (Figo), I’m gonna show you what it’s like to be a real Element…I’m glad you left us, because you never deserved to be there in the first place. You think you’ve been treated unfairly, and that you’re the most talented guy never to have won the CAW World Title? Well you’re gonna have to prove that in the Chamber, because trust me, this will be like nothing you’ve ever experienced. If you ever wanna be a CAW World Champion, this is your chance to prove it. You go out first, and you’re finished. I challenge you to survive to the final two…where I have no doubt you will meet me. Then we’ll see how good you are.”

Reaver (Ant) is about to leave the ring when he stops, and thinks for a moment. “Oh, and Cong Man? I plan to not only continue the greatest and longest ever feud in SRW with you…but to intensify it.”

“This Elimination Chamber match is gonna be something special ladies and gentlemen, and it’s my chance to prove exactly who I am. As I said to Anarchy (DW) a couple of weeks ago…my name is Reaver. Maybe you’ve all forgotten that.”

My Sacrifice hits and Reaver (Ant) stands in the ring for a moment, this will probably be the last time we hear officially from him before BreakDown…he’s certainly sent out a message, but the question is, can he live up to it? The only way you’ll find out, is by watching BreakDown…there’s no way you can miss it.

___________________________

Thanks for reading, Ant.

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