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"Toilet Tissue"

When people buy toilet roll, why do some people buy it with pretty little patterns on?
You are only going to wipe poo all over it. How many of you walk into a toilet and think "Ooo look at that pretty toilet roll" and then use it?

Or, do you just go in, sit down, do your business, rip off the needed amount of toilet roll (may be more for Dark Mark) and then just wipe?

I just think it is a waste of time and money making something pretty that you are just gunna stick up your bum and throw away.

*brown

down the toilet somewhere

You probably can get brow toilet paper somewere.

has anyone noticed that you can't actually get brown toilet paper...would be useful for those with weaker stomaches!

Lawri wrote:
'oooh noooo, thats the wrong one..JEFF*..u know we always have
> the GREEEEEEEEEEN one' so she promptly changed all the white loo roll
> to the grren lot..
>

Some people can just be too sad.
It really doesnt mattere about the color, it is just going to be put in your bum :S

But maybe it matches their theme of their bathroom, they might have like this green theme going.

Who knows.

Patterns are for comfort.

Lawri wrote:
> i work on a till and last week this woman and her husband came in..her
> husband put about 5 huge (24 rolls) packets of loo roll in the
> trolly, i think we may have been doing a deal..but anyway..as i was
> *beep beep beeping* the loo roll through the woman came up and was
> like..'oooh noooo, thats the wrong one..JEFF*..u know we always have
> the GREEEEEEEEEEN one' so she promptly changed all the white loo roll
> to the grren lot..
>
> **sighs**
>
> *names have been changed to protect identity!

nothing stranger than folk

i work on a till and last week this woman and her husband came in..her husband put about 5 huge (24 rolls) packets of loo roll in the trolly, i think we may have been doing a deal..but anyway..as i was *beep beep beeping* the loo roll through the woman came up and was like..'oooh noooo, thats the wrong one..JEFF*..u know we always have the GREEEEEEEEEEN one' so she promptly changed all the white loo roll to the grren lot..

**sighs**

*names have been changed to protect identity!

*can't

See?! Thinking about it makes me type wrong. It's so awful.

*shudders*

Grandprix wrote:
> I'd rather use toilet paper instead of tracing paper that is used in
> most schools and some public toilets.

*

I know that stuff. You can scrunch it up like normal toilet paper, because doing so forms sharp edges. And they hurt. A lot.

I'd rather use toilet paper instead of tracing paper that is used in most schools and some public toilets.

As for the patterns, I can't see any point to them.