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"My web log: Splashdown or The passage that time forgot"

Day one: firm yet yielding. Good texture, nice colouration and their passing was swift.

Day whatever: Imagine a Police motorcycle display team forming a human pyramid then plummeting off a cliff into the sea.

A cacophony of splutters, followed by some screaming and then numerous splashes.

I had a web log thing. But I didn't use it as a web log, I just posted inane crap (I know what you're thinking - that's what most web loggers do) and in jokes with my friend.

Yay! My favourite post ever is back!

Day Nine: Update. Just pinched one out. If you can imagine what would happen if you sat on a Car jack and cranked it up, you'll have some appreciation of what I've just undergone.

i actually lol at that last comment!

The sagacious one wrote:
> Day nine: still constipated.

Aw. You must be really down in the dumps.

Day nine: still constipated. I'm backed up like a M25 style log flume in rush hour.

Am considering a cesarian.

And to think I was getting envious of your regularity.

Black Glove wrote:
> Maybe you should change your name to 'The scatological one' - it has a
> ring to it.

Heh: "ring".

Heh.

Please, no!