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This is the top ten games I would get if I won gameaday.
1: Conkers Bad Fur Day.
This is my favourite game at the moment.
About the game.
It looks so good good but how do you write about a game so filty(I love it!) it makes South Park go crimson with embarresment(difficult to do I must say)???
I (and half of the world) already know that Conker curses like a sailor, vomits, tinkles on his enemies and even converses with a scouse Dung bettle(anything can happen in a computer game) - what further horrors lie in wait? It's now only a matter of weeks until outraged or joyful letters start pouring in from America.
After a booze-sodden evening at the C**k and Plucker, Conker awakes to fing himself next to a scarecrow, who tells him about the 'B' pads that are crucial to most of the game's puzzles. Their function changes with each situation, from allowing him to pull out some TNT(nice) and remove a annoying boulder to giving him confidence pills so he can dive into an enormous pile of odorous excrement.
The humor is so funny I could play on it for months non-stop. But this will only happen if I can WIN Gameaday.
It is rather annoying when you spend a few weeks writing a article for a forum and it is just turned away instantly. I bet you read hardly all of some of the longer pieces of work. Anyway enough of the moaning, I have to get on with a winning entry.
2: Black and White(PC)
This is such a huge game it is unbelievable.
I dont think there are any other God sims in the world.
About.
If anybody out there has not heard of Black and White then you are missing out on something amazing. The amount of control you have over what you do is amazing to, you get to decide whether you chose the good or evil side. It can go VERY wrong as well. Anybody who owns a PC should get this(that was a stupid remark because if you read this then you have a PC, dirrrrrrrrr).
In game graphics are so gorgeous and the sheer size of the monsters is amazing.
RECOMMENDED.
3: This would be Dinosaur Planet, but its not coming out on N64.
4: Tony Hawks Pro Skater 2.(Playstation)
I love this game and having just got a PSone for Christmas, I will get it(if I win 3 times).
Every one knows what this is about so I wont bother.
5:Zelda Majora's Mask.
Classic game. Amazing levels amazing graphics. It is called the sequel to The Best Game Ever. It is a bit of the same though but I want it now. Every one knows what it is about.
6: Going onto gamecube games now. Metroid 4.
This is a classic game that is being worked on at the moment by Retro Studios. Recently it has been changed fromm a third person to a first person shooter and apparently looks nothing like the movie from SpaceWorld.
7: Zelda(Gamecube).
Same as N64 basically, I think.
Anyway, you know what happens in Zelda.
8: Too Human.
Dont know what this is but it looks good so I think I would get this.
9: Perfect Dark 2.
If this is anything as good as the N64 version anybody who is getting a Gamecube must get this title.
10: Picassio.
This is a new third person game(I think) where you a are a thief who has to steal paintings without getting caught a bit like MGS. I love that game and I will definately get it when I get Gamecube.
Well thats it and I hope that it is enough to will Gameaday.
TOM1232
1: Conkers Bad Fur Day.
This is my favourite game at the moment.
About the game.
It looks so good good but how do you write about a game so filty(I love it!) it makes South Park go crimson with embarresment(difficult to do I must say)???
I (and half of the world) already know that Conker curses like a sailor, vomits, tinkles on his enemies and even converses with a scouse Dung bettle(anything can happen in a computer game) - what further horrors lie in wait? It's now only a matter of weeks until outraged or joyful letters start pouring in from America.
After a booze-sodden evening at the C**k and Plucker, Conker awakes to fing himself next to a scarecrow, who tells him about the 'B' pads that are crucial to most of the game's puzzles. Their function changes with each situation, from allowing him to pull out some TNT(nice) and remove a annoying boulder to giving him confidence pills so he can dive into an enormous pile of odorous excrement.
The humor is so funny I could play on it for months non-stop. But this will only happen if I can WIN Gameaday.
It is rather annoying when you spend a few weeks writing a article for a forum and it is just turned away instantly. I bet you read hardly all of some of the longer pieces of work. Anyway enough of the moaning, I have to get on with a winning entry.
2: Black and White(PC)
This is such a huge game it is unbelievable.
I dont think there are any other God sims in the world.
About.
If anybody out there has not heard of Black and White then you are missing out on something amazing. The amount of control you have over what you do is amazing to, you get to decide whether you chose the good or evil side. It can go VERY wrong as well. Anybody who owns a PC should get this(that was a stupid remark because if you read this then you have a PC, dirrrrrrrrr).
In game graphics are so gorgeous and the sheer size of the monsters is amazing.
RECOMMENDED.
3: This would be Dinosaur Planet, but its not coming out on N64.
4: Tony Hawks Pro Skater 2.(Playstation)
I love this game and having just got a PSone for Christmas, I will get it(if I win 3 times).
Every one knows what this is about so I wont bother.
5:Zelda Majora's Mask.
Classic game. Amazing levels amazing graphics. It is called the sequel to The Best Game Ever. It is a bit of the same though but I want it now. Every one knows what it is about.
6: Going onto gamecube games now. Metroid 4.
This is a classic game that is being worked on at the moment by Retro Studios. Recently it has been changed fromm a third person to a first person shooter and apparently looks nothing like the movie from SpaceWorld.
7: Zelda(Gamecube).
Same as N64 basically, I think.
Anyway, you know what happens in Zelda.
8: Too Human.
Dont know what this is but it looks good so I think I would get this.
9: Perfect Dark 2.
If this is anything as good as the N64 version anybody who is getting a Gamecube must get this title.
10: Picassio.
This is a new third person game(I think) where you a are a thief who has to steal paintings without getting caught a bit like MGS. I love that game and I will definately get it when I get Gamecube.
Well thats it and I hope that it is enough to will Gameaday.
TOM1232
Shame about the selection of games though.
Nice post pity gameaday is in there!
At least this was from you and not IGN. Well done!
I love this... :D
This is the top ten games I would get if I won gameaday.
1: Conkers Bad Fur Day.
This is my favourite game at the moment.
About the game.
It looks so good good but how do you write about a game so filty(I love it!) it makes South Park go crimson with embarresment(difficult to do I must say)???
I (and half of the world) already know that Conker curses like a sailor, vomits, tinkles on his enemies and even converses with a scouse Dung bettle(anything can happen in a computer game) - what further horrors lie in wait? It's now only a matter of weeks until outraged or joyful letters start pouring in from America.
After a booze-sodden evening at the C**k and Plucker, Conker awakes to fing himself next to a scarecrow, who tells him about the 'B' pads that are crucial to most of the game's puzzles. Their function changes with each situation, from allowing him to pull out some TNT(nice) and remove a annoying boulder to giving him confidence pills so he can dive into an enormous pile of odorous excrement.
The humor is so funny I could play on it for months non-stop. But this will only happen if I can WIN Gameaday.
It is rather annoying when you spend a few weeks writing a article for a forum and it is just turned away instantly. I bet you read hardly all of some of the longer pieces of work. Anyway enough of the moaning, I have to get on with a winning entry.
2: Black and White(PC)
This is such a huge game it is unbelievable.
I dont think there are any other God sims in the world.
About.
If anybody out there has not heard of Black and White then you are missing out on something amazing. The amount of control you have over what you do is amazing to, you get to decide whether you chose the good or evil side. It can go VERY wrong as well. Anybody who owns a PC should get this(that was a stupid remark because if you read this then you have a PC, dirrrrrrrrr).
In game graphics are so gorgeous and the sheer size of the monsters is amazing.
RECOMMENDED.
3: This would be Dinosaur Planet, but its not coming out on N64.
4: Tony Hawks Pro Skater 2.(Playstation)
I love this game and having just got a PSone for Christmas, I will get it(if I win 3 times).
Every one knows what this is about so I wont bother.
5:Zelda Majora's Mask.
Classic game. Amazing levels amazing graphics. It is called the sequel to The Best Game Ever. It is a bit of the same though but I want it now. Every one knows what it is about.
6: Going onto gamecube games now. Metroid 4.
This is a classic game that is being worked on at the moment by Retro Studios. Recently it has been changed fromm a third person to a first person shooter and apparently looks nothing like the movie from SpaceWorld.
7: Zelda(Gamecube).
Same as N64 basically, I think.
Anyway, you know what happens in Zelda.
8: Too Human.
Dont know what this is but it looks good so I think I would get this.
9: Perfect Dark 2.
If this is anything as good as the N64 version anybody who is getting a Gamecube must get this title.
10: Picassio.
This is a new third person game(I think) where you a are a thief who has to steal paintings without getting caught a bit like MGS. I love that game and I will definately get it when I get Gamecube.
Well thats it and I hope that it is enough to will Gameaday.
TOM1232
1: Conkers Bad Fur Day.
This is my favourite game at the moment.
About the game.
It looks so good good but how do you write about a game so filty(I love it!) it makes South Park go crimson with embarresment(difficult to do I must say)???
I (and half of the world) already know that Conker curses like a sailor, vomits, tinkles on his enemies and even converses with a scouse Dung bettle(anything can happen in a computer game) - what further horrors lie in wait? It's now only a matter of weeks until outraged or joyful letters start pouring in from America.
After a booze-sodden evening at the C**k and Plucker, Conker awakes to fing himself next to a scarecrow, who tells him about the 'B' pads that are crucial to most of the game's puzzles. Their function changes with each situation, from allowing him to pull out some TNT(nice) and remove a annoying boulder to giving him confidence pills so he can dive into an enormous pile of odorous excrement.
The humor is so funny I could play on it for months non-stop. But this will only happen if I can WIN Gameaday.
It is rather annoying when you spend a few weeks writing a article for a forum and it is just turned away instantly. I bet you read hardly all of some of the longer pieces of work. Anyway enough of the moaning, I have to get on with a winning entry.
2: Black and White(PC)
This is such a huge game it is unbelievable.
I dont think there are any other God sims in the world.
About.
If anybody out there has not heard of Black and White then you are missing out on something amazing. The amount of control you have over what you do is amazing to, you get to decide whether you chose the good or evil side. It can go VERY wrong as well. Anybody who owns a PC should get this(that was a stupid remark because if you read this then you have a PC, dirrrrrrrrr).
In game graphics are so gorgeous and the sheer size of the monsters is amazing.
RECOMMENDED.
3: This would be Dinosaur Planet, but its not coming out on N64.
4: Tony Hawks Pro Skater 2.(Playstation)
I love this game and having just got a PSone for Christmas, I will get it(if I win 3 times).
Every one knows what this is about so I wont bother.
5:Zelda Majora's Mask.
Classic game. Amazing levels amazing graphics. It is called the sequel to The Best Game Ever. It is a bit of the same though but I want it now. Every one knows what it is about.
6: Going onto gamecube games now. Metroid 4.
This is a classic game that is being worked on at the moment by Retro Studios. Recently it has been changed fromm a third person to a first person shooter and apparently looks nothing like the movie from SpaceWorld.
7: Zelda(Gamecube).
Same as N64 basically, I think.
Anyway, you know what happens in Zelda.
8: Too Human.
Dont know what this is but it looks good so I think I would get this.
9: Perfect Dark 2.
If this is anything as good as the N64 version anybody who is getting a Gamecube must get this title.
10: Picassio.
This is a new third person game(I think) where you a are a thief who has to steal paintings without getting caught a bit like MGS. I love that game and I will definately get it when I get Gamecube.
Well thats it and I hope that it is enough to will Gameaday.
TOM1232