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"Quite funny....suppose u had to be there"

OK so my mate and her bf was going on a late night drive..they needed to get condoms so they stopped of at a petrol garage and my mate was dying for a pee, also her bf's fave colour is red..here is the convo...

bf:You got ne johnnys?
man:how many you want?
bf:dunno...

**man holds up blue packet and red packet**

bf:the red ones...no no...RED ones....
man:that...(and how ever much they are)
bf:Do you have a toilet?..TOI-LET..

Only he wud ask for condoms and a toilet in the same breath!

OK so my mate and her bf was going on a late night drive..they needed to get condoms so they stopped of at a petrol garage and my mate was dying for a pee, also her bf's fave colour is red..here is the convo...

bf:You got ne johnnys?
man:how many you want?
bf:dunno...

**man holds up blue packet and red packet**

bf:the red ones...no no...RED ones....
man:that...(and how ever much they are)
bf:Do you have a toilet?..TOI-LET..

Only he wud ask for condoms and a toilet in the same breath!

and that's funny because ...... ?

They're getting condoms at a petrol station?

:S

*Is confuzzled*

If don't get it then you must be retarded or retarded. Take your pick.

I think it's more likely that you'd have to be retarded to find it funny.

like i said...you had to be there i suppose! dont ask me it was my mate who posted it

that old chestnut ..... :D

heh heh-i'm sorry but i did find it funny...just thought some of u might have a few funny comments..i was wrong obviously! I do love the British Sense of humour!

yeah fair enough, was only messing about when I implied you were retarded :D

it's alright...everyone thinks i'm a retard..i think I over done it on the posting...i did think about getting a new account but you know..i gotta be strong and face up to my actions! lol