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Because I'm bored, it's raining heavily and stormy, which means we're due for a powercut.

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honey, i killed the topic!

in the joke i did second from last (with the groaning man), i'll give you a clue - he isn't taking a sh....

Lawri wrote:
> wasn't funny

thanks... >:)

Lawri wrote:
> lol-i know...i'm s**t at these things!

that COULD have been a joke, if you'd turned it around to say something like this...


*Lawri runs into cubicle, and accidently falls down bog, so only top half is above pi$$ level*

*two troopers follow, concerned*

*troopers open cubicle door*

trooper 2: "lawri, why did you run in here so fast after you cracked that dire joke to all the cool troopers?"

trooper 1: "were you THAT embarrased? hey, it was your first one!"

Lawri: "im s**t, i know"




a bit crude - you might need to go over it a few times to get it...

wasn't funny

*two troopers hear suspicious groaning in one of the cubicles*

trooper 1: *Draws weapon* "come out with your hand where we can see them!"

mysterious groaning man: "dude, one sec"

trooper 2: *draws weapon* "hurry it up!"

mysterious groaning voice: "i wish!!!"


i don't know wether that was funny or not, but y'know...

lol-i know...i'm s**t at these things!

Lawri wrote:
> 'Is that you Fred?'
> 'Bob?'
> 'How did you know it was me?'
> 'Can tell by ur lightsaber'

yawn... :)

"try harder, lawri"

"hey, man - you're in the wrong room"

'Is that you Fred?'
'Bob?'
'How did you know it was me?'
'Can tell by ur lightsaber'

"Alwight?"