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Hello.
I am God. I would like to help you....
I've been getting a lot of things asked for recently, and rather than give them, I've been giving out advice...
Here's an example
Dear God...
I think I've done something terrible, you see, I didn't someone, so I went to theres and chased them away, but now all his mates are taking potshots at my friends.
Everyone told me not too, except my poodle, but now I've done it I can't stop the repercussions on my own. My Dad doesn't respect me either, he did this in his prime, he hit all the blokes friends, but couldn't get to the chap.
Can you help me God. Dubya Ahmen
Dubya. You are clearly deluded. My advice would to be admit that you faked the calafornia result. Blaming it on the vote counters. Then being in power would have been the counters mistake, and they would be liable for your actions.
When I made you I meant for you to work on a farm for your life, your dad was meant to be president, but you wern't. Thats why you forget things so easily, such as where you put Osama.
Only this will lead you to the path of purgatory.
Otherwisde your condemded, dude.
And enough with the Ahmen crap.
Anyone else need advice such as this, or mayube you'd like to tell me how you have three wifes and they won't sleep together. Go.
I am God. I would like to help you....
I've been getting a lot of things asked for recently, and rather than give them, I've been giving out advice...
Here's an example
Dear God...
I think I've done something terrible, you see, I didn't someone, so I went to theres and chased them away, but now all his mates are taking potshots at my friends.
Everyone told me not too, except my poodle, but now I've done it I can't stop the repercussions on my own. My Dad doesn't respect me either, he did this in his prime, he hit all the blokes friends, but couldn't get to the chap.
Can you help me God. Dubya Ahmen
Dubya. You are clearly deluded. My advice would to be admit that you faked the calafornia result. Blaming it on the vote counters. Then being in power would have been the counters mistake, and they would be liable for your actions.
When I made you I meant for you to work on a farm for your life, your dad was meant to be president, but you wern't. Thats why you forget things so easily, such as where you put Osama.
Only this will lead you to the path of purgatory.
Otherwisde your condemded, dude.
And enough with the Ahmen crap.
Anyone else need advice such as this, or mayube you'd like to tell me how you have three wifes and they won't sleep together. Go.
No, I meant what I said.
Goatboy wrote:
> Dear God,
>
> Shouldn't an omniprescent deity have basic command of the written
> language?
Surely you mean an omniscient deity? Omnipresence has little or no correlation with the use of language.
> Dear God,
>
> Shouldn't an omniprescent deity have basic command of the written
> language?
Surely you mean an omniscient deity? Omnipresence has little or no correlation with the use of language.
i didnt understand a word of that!
Hey I created it. I can change it.
Dear God,
Shouldn't an omniprescent deity have basic command of the written language?
Shouldn't an omniprescent deity have basic command of the written language?
Hello.
I am God. I would like to help you....
I've been getting a lot of things asked for recently, and rather than give them, I've been giving out advice...
Here's an example
Dear God...
I think I've done something terrible, you see, I didn't someone, so I went to theres and chased them away, but now all his mates are taking potshots at my friends.
Everyone told me not too, except my poodle, but now I've done it I can't stop the repercussions on my own. My Dad doesn't respect me either, he did this in his prime, he hit all the blokes friends, but couldn't get to the chap.
Can you help me God. Dubya Ahmen
Dubya. You are clearly deluded. My advice would to be admit that you faked the calafornia result. Blaming it on the vote counters. Then being in power would have been the counters mistake, and they would be liable for your actions.
When I made you I meant for you to work on a farm for your life, your dad was meant to be president, but you wern't. Thats why you forget things so easily, such as where you put Osama.
Only this will lead you to the path of purgatory.
Otherwisde your condemded, dude.
And enough with the Ahmen crap.
Anyone else need advice such as this, or mayube you'd like to tell me how you have three wifes and they won't sleep together. Go.
I am God. I would like to help you....
I've been getting a lot of things asked for recently, and rather than give them, I've been giving out advice...
Here's an example
Dear God...
I think I've done something terrible, you see, I didn't someone, so I went to theres and chased them away, but now all his mates are taking potshots at my friends.
Everyone told me not too, except my poodle, but now I've done it I can't stop the repercussions on my own. My Dad doesn't respect me either, he did this in his prime, he hit all the blokes friends, but couldn't get to the chap.
Can you help me God. Dubya Ahmen
Dubya. You are clearly deluded. My advice would to be admit that you faked the calafornia result. Blaming it on the vote counters. Then being in power would have been the counters mistake, and they would be liable for your actions.
When I made you I meant for you to work on a farm for your life, your dad was meant to be president, but you wern't. Thats why you forget things so easily, such as where you put Osama.
Only this will lead you to the path of purgatory.
Otherwisde your condemded, dude.
And enough with the Ahmen crap.
Anyone else need advice such as this, or mayube you'd like to tell me how you have three wifes and they won't sleep together. Go.