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http://www.chud.com/reviews/underworld.php3
I read reviews, but will always make my own judgement. So far, each and every review I've read mentions the same faults.
I'm still going to see it, but it *does* sound pap. *sigh*
I read reviews, but will always make my own judgement. So far, each and every review I've read mentions the same faults.
I'm still going to see it, but it *does* sound pap. *sigh*
Brotherhood of the Wolf rules. Especially with it's Jaws type opening and crazy Indian guy.
Plus, there's lots of breasts. And they slowfade into mountains at one point.
Plus, there's lots of breasts. And they slowfade into mountains at one point.
http://www.joblo.com/arrow/ underworld.htm
A more positive review.
A more positive review.
Goatboy wrote:
> You can go artsy-farsty "Brotherhood of The Wolf" or you can
> go gonza "Dog Soliders".
> Alls I want from my werewolf movie is gore, some howling, a few
> speedy-steadicam shots rushing at a window and a gnarly old man being
> all "Arrrr, don't be going owt on them thar moors m'laddy"
> And possibly some breasts.
I'd cry if the film ends up like An American werewolf in Paris. I really would. I loved Dog Soldiers even though it was a 15 but I fear that UW will suffer for being so.
> You can go artsy-farsty "Brotherhood of The Wolf" or you can
> go gonza "Dog Soliders".
> Alls I want from my werewolf movie is gore, some howling, a few
> speedy-steadicam shots rushing at a window and a gnarly old man being
> all "Arrrr, don't be going owt on them thar moors m'laddy"
> And possibly some breasts.
I'd cry if the film ends up like An American werewolf in Paris. I really would. I loved Dog Soldiers even though it was a 15 but I fear that UW will suffer for being so.
You can go artsy-farsty "Brotherhood of The Wolf" or you can go gonza "Dog Soliders".
Alls I want from my werewolf movie is gore, some howling, a few speedy-steadicam shots rushing at a window and a gnarly old man being all "Arrrr, don't be going owt on them thar moors m'laddy"
And possibly some breasts.
Alls I want from my werewolf movie is gore, some howling, a few speedy-steadicam shots rushing at a window and a gnarly old man being all "Arrrr, don't be going owt on them thar moors m'laddy"
And possibly some breasts.
Goatboy wrote:
> It's not sounding brilliant, but then at the end of the day it's not
> supposed to be Citizen Kane - it's a movie about werewolves &
> vampires.
> With women in PVC.
>
> That'll do for me thanks.
> Call me Mr Lowbrow
Exactly the reason why I'm still going to watch it ;)
Genre movies are *never* high art, but a *bad* genre movie is a horrible, horrible sight (BTW, I'm a bad movie aficionado Jack Frost? Magic. :) )
> It's not sounding brilliant, but then at the end of the day it's not
> supposed to be Citizen Kane - it's a movie about werewolves &
> vampires.
> With women in PVC.
>
> That'll do for me thanks.
> Call me Mr Lowbrow
Exactly the reason why I'm still going to watch it ;)
Genre movies are *never* high art, but a *bad* genre movie is a horrible, horrible sight (BTW, I'm a bad movie aficionado Jack Frost? Magic. :) )
It's not sounding brilliant, but then at the end of the day it's not supposed to be Citizen Kane - it's a movie about werewolves & vampires.
With women in PVC.
That'll do for me thanks.
Call me Mr Lowbrow
With women in PVC.
That'll do for me thanks.
Call me Mr Lowbrow
http://www.chud.com/reviews/underworld.php3
I read reviews, but will always make my own judgement. So far, each and every review I've read mentions the same faults.
I'm still going to see it, but it *does* sound pap. *sigh*
I read reviews, but will always make my own judgement. So far, each and every review I've read mentions the same faults.
I'm still going to see it, but it *does* sound pap. *sigh*