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Just a few lines this week since I can’t be arsed and Ant-Phoney (DW wannabe!) couldn’t do it…
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Oh, and this is necessary too.
“Gary :: Spider-Man The Movie Collector's Edition on eBay now... says:
It will suck more then you at a Gay Bar :cD
Ant says:
:O
Gary :: Spider-Man The Movie Collector's Edition on eBay now... says:
:c) Teehee
Ant says:
quite a lot then :P”
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So yeah, let’s begin.
“Mind Games?”
The Anarchist’s Show Episode Four
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The camera is facing a sign. “Special Reserve Wrestling Car Park”. The camera pans around…and we see the back of Anarchy. He’s bare-chested, so his new tattoo on his back is clearly visible. And it looks damn fine too, I might add. Screeching is heard, and some headlights shoot around the corner of the empty underground parking lot.
The car is a limo, “E1 CWR’ is the number plate. The limo pulls up sharp right next to Anarchy, and the door flings open. The camera zooms in slightly and someone can be seen pushing a woman out of the car. She reluctantly falls out, tripping on the step. Typical woman. She stumbles around before turning around. It’s Molly Holly, wearing a bright pink t-shirt with the letter M on it. Anarchy stares at her and a smile slowly breaks onto his face.
Anarchy: * laughs * Why if it isn’t Molly Holly. Well I’ll be damned, surprise surprise. Hey, rumour has it that you’re dating Shane Helms.
Molly: * with a concerned look on her face * Yes…yes, Hurricane has been reunited with his trusty sidekick Mighty Molly.
Anarchy: That’s pretty cute, huh? But wouldn’t you like someone bigger…better…more talented…sexier…BETTER IN BED? Wouldn’t you like the next CAW Champion…
Molly: And who do you think will be the next CAW Champion?
Anarchy: You know, ever since I let that green SOB into Team Anarchy, he tried taking over. It was his idea to get me suspended. And look, since Anarchy has gone, Hurricane has totally killed Parental Advisory. And you seriously want to date him? YOU WANNA DATE THE HURRICANE? Whassupwi…
Molly: Listen, I dunno why I have been brought here, and I really must get to my locker room.
Molly turns to leave, but Anarchy grabs hold of her arm. He looks through the open door of the limo; you can barely see the eyes of the man in the limo; and nods. Anarchy puts his hand around Molly’s throat and plants a massive kiss on her pink lips.
KICK TO THE STOMACH. ANARCHY TURNS MOLLY AROUND…NO…A-BREAKER (Vertebreaker). ANARCHY JUST DROPPED MOLLY’S HEAD ON THE HARD COLD CONCRETE FLOOR OF THE PARKING LOT.
A man steps out of the car…IT’S PAUL HEYMAN! He laughs at Molly and lifts Anarchy’s hand aloft.
Paul: Go tell your little boyfriend that he’s next! Parental Advisory is coming back, and Anarchy is taking over!
They climb back into the blacked-out limo, which speeds off. Molly is left lying in a pool of her own blood. Anarchy has played mind games with Hurricane, albeit through Mighty Molly. Hurricane is next, and we all know that Paul Heyman lives up to his word. He is determined to create a monster out of Anarchy, and boy, it’s working!
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Not much more to say other then you all rule and I’ve enjoyed writing for SRW. Good luck with it in the future etc.
== == == == ==
Oh, and this is necessary too.
“Gary :: Spider-Man The Movie Collector's Edition on eBay now... says:
It will suck more then you at a Gay Bar :cD
Ant says:
:O
Gary :: Spider-Man The Movie Collector's Edition on eBay now... says:
:c) Teehee
Ant says:
quite a lot then :P”
== == == == ==
So yeah, let’s begin.
“Mind Games?”
The Anarchist’s Show Episode Four
== == == == ==
The camera is facing a sign. “Special Reserve Wrestling Car Park”. The camera pans around…and we see the back of Anarchy. He’s bare-chested, so his new tattoo on his back is clearly visible. And it looks damn fine too, I might add. Screeching is heard, and some headlights shoot around the corner of the empty underground parking lot.
The car is a limo, “E1 CWR’ is the number plate. The limo pulls up sharp right next to Anarchy, and the door flings open. The camera zooms in slightly and someone can be seen pushing a woman out of the car. She reluctantly falls out, tripping on the step. Typical woman. She stumbles around before turning around. It’s Molly Holly, wearing a bright pink t-shirt with the letter M on it. Anarchy stares at her and a smile slowly breaks onto his face.
Anarchy: * laughs * Why if it isn’t Molly Holly. Well I’ll be damned, surprise surprise. Hey, rumour has it that you’re dating Shane Helms.
Molly: * with a concerned look on her face * Yes…yes, Hurricane has been reunited with his trusty sidekick Mighty Molly.
Anarchy: That’s pretty cute, huh? But wouldn’t you like someone bigger…better…more talented…sexier…BETTER IN BED? Wouldn’t you like the next CAW Champion…
Molly: And who do you think will be the next CAW Champion?
Anarchy: You know, ever since I let that green SOB into Team Anarchy, he tried taking over. It was his idea to get me suspended. And look, since Anarchy has gone, Hurricane has totally killed Parental Advisory. And you seriously want to date him? YOU WANNA DATE THE HURRICANE? Whassupwi…
Molly: Listen, I dunno why I have been brought here, and I really must get to my locker room.
Molly turns to leave, but Anarchy grabs hold of her arm. He looks through the open door of the limo; you can barely see the eyes of the man in the limo; and nods. Anarchy puts his hand around Molly’s throat and plants a massive kiss on her pink lips.
KICK TO THE STOMACH. ANARCHY TURNS MOLLY AROUND…NO…A-BREAKER (Vertebreaker). ANARCHY JUST DROPPED MOLLY’S HEAD ON THE HARD COLD CONCRETE FLOOR OF THE PARKING LOT.
A man steps out of the car…IT’S PAUL HEYMAN! He laughs at Molly and lifts Anarchy’s hand aloft.
Paul: Go tell your little boyfriend that he’s next! Parental Advisory is coming back, and Anarchy is taking over!
They climb back into the blacked-out limo, which speeds off. Molly is left lying in a pool of her own blood. Anarchy has played mind games with Hurricane, albeit through Mighty Molly. Hurricane is next, and we all know that Paul Heyman lives up to his word. He is determined to create a monster out of Anarchy, and boy, it’s working!
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Not much more to say other then you all rule and I’ve enjoyed writing for SRW. Good luck with it in the future etc.
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Huh?! :S :D
You lie!
No, I have fooled you all, really...
I'm Vitamin G³ ;)
I'm Vitamin G³ ;)
Vitamin G³ wrote:
> I've fooled you all. I am the new member of DoA. Stone Edge is my
> wife.
Rofl!
Tres bien. :D
> I've fooled you all. I am the new member of DoA. Stone Edge is my
> wife.
Rofl!
Tres bien. :D
It's a good think I'm faster then you.
*Runs*
**Kiss Kiss**
Noooooo!
Don't listen to him. :D
Don't listen to him. :D
I've fooled you all. I am the new member of DoA. Stone Edge is my wife.
Wondering who it could be? As are everyone... :D Although there may be no-one.
:S I confuse myself. :D
:S I confuse myself. :D
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