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Promo : Brock Lesnar (Chrissy.P) Speaks Out
Brock Lesnar’s (Chrissy.P) music hits and he makes his way down the ramp and into the ring.
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: Where has Lesnar been for the past few weeks? He should be on all the time, I love him.
Jim Ross : I don’t know where he has been, but I think he wants to say something. Anyway how can you love him, he’s a monster.
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler : No he’s not, he’s a great superstar. Anyway I want to know what he’s going to say.
Brock Lesnar (Chrissy.P) grabs a microphone, and puts it to his mouth to say something, but delays it, seen as though the crowd are all chanting “A$$HOLE!” at him.
Lesnar (Chrissy.P) grins, and then the chant dies down and he says “For the past few weeks I’ve been sat at home, watching SRW of course, do you know what? I’ve been thinking, why aren’t I fighting in that ring? Why am I sat at home doing nothing about it, but now I am. I’m sick and tired of not been given a match at all for the past umpteen weeks.”
Lesnar (Chrissy.P) pauses and runs his hand through his hair. “And do you know what I am more sick and tired of? Is that week after week you always chant The Rock’s name. Rocky! Rocky!” Imitating the crowd. * The crowd start chanting “Rocky!” * Lesner is getting angry. “You all follow each other like a flock of sheep, and The Rock is the shepherd.” * The crowd chant “Rocky!” even louder. * “SHUT UP! THE LOT OF YOU SHUT UP!” Lesnar is fuming, and stamps on the floor.
When the chant dies down, Lesnar (Chrissy.P) speaks again “Rock, I challenge you to a match at the next SRW PPV, so I can kick your ass, and tear you apart limb by limb, and show the crowd whose boss!” *The crowd boos! * “So come on Rock, I know your back there, come out here like a man, and answer me!” Brock Lesnar goes out the ring, gets a chair, by throwing the announcer off of his, takes it into the ring, unfolds it, sits down, and waits. “Take your time if you want Rock I’ll wait.”
Jim Ross : Lesner is waiting, by sitting down, to wait for The Rock to come out and reply to his challenge.
Jerry ‘The King Lawler: I know; I can’t wait!
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Sorry about it being a little short, but I want Starlight to reply to it and then I’ll probably reply to that.
Thanks for reading,
Chris.
Brock Lesnar’s (Chrissy.P) music hits and he makes his way down the ramp and into the ring.
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: Where has Lesnar been for the past few weeks? He should be on all the time, I love him.
Jim Ross : I don’t know where he has been, but I think he wants to say something. Anyway how can you love him, he’s a monster.
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler : No he’s not, he’s a great superstar. Anyway I want to know what he’s going to say.
Brock Lesnar (Chrissy.P) grabs a microphone, and puts it to his mouth to say something, but delays it, seen as though the crowd are all chanting “A$$HOLE!” at him.
Lesnar (Chrissy.P) grins, and then the chant dies down and he says “For the past few weeks I’ve been sat at home, watching SRW of course, do you know what? I’ve been thinking, why aren’t I fighting in that ring? Why am I sat at home doing nothing about it, but now I am. I’m sick and tired of not been given a match at all for the past umpteen weeks.”
Lesnar (Chrissy.P) pauses and runs his hand through his hair. “And do you know what I am more sick and tired of? Is that week after week you always chant The Rock’s name. Rocky! Rocky!” Imitating the crowd. * The crowd start chanting “Rocky!” * Lesner is getting angry. “You all follow each other like a flock of sheep, and The Rock is the shepherd.” * The crowd chant “Rocky!” even louder. * “SHUT UP! THE LOT OF YOU SHUT UP!” Lesnar is fuming, and stamps on the floor.
When the chant dies down, Lesnar (Chrissy.P) speaks again “Rock, I challenge you to a match at the next SRW PPV, so I can kick your ass, and tear you apart limb by limb, and show the crowd whose boss!” *The crowd boos! * “So come on Rock, I know your back there, come out here like a man, and answer me!” Brock Lesnar goes out the ring, gets a chair, by throwing the announcer off of his, takes it into the ring, unfolds it, sits down, and waits. “Take your time if you want Rock I’ll wait.”
Jim Ross : Lesner is waiting, by sitting down, to wait for The Rock to come out and reply to his challenge.
Jerry ‘The King Lawler: I know; I can’t wait!
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Sorry about it being a little short, but I want Starlight to reply to it and then I’ll probably reply to that.
Thanks for reading,
Chris.
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Pay per view.
So it's settled... Undertaker Vs Brock Lesnar in a Buried Alive match at Break-Down. Should be a top match. :)
Brock Lesnar (Chrissy.P) gives a little laugh, snatches the microphone back off of The Undertaker (Jetster), and says “You’re on!” right in The Undertakers face. “and when I beat that little rock in the way Goldberg (Foreman), then beat the living hell out of you and F5 you into that hole and bury you alive, I’ll go get my title back off of RVD, and then when I have eliminated both of you, I will annihilate The Rock so that he will never walk again!” * The crowd go crazy booing! *
The Undertaker (Jetster) snatches the microphone back and says “In your dreams!” * The crowd goes wild! * “You see, I’ve had a little word with the commish, Reaver (Ant), and do you know what? I’m the special guest referee in your match against Goldberg (Foreman)!” Brock Lesnar (Chrissy.P) is fuming.* The crowd cheer louder than ever! * Brock has lost his temper, and nails The Undertaker with his right hand and rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair and takes it into the ring.
He waits until The Undertaker (Jetster) gets up and, WHAM, STEEL CHAIR TO THE HEAD! Lesner (Chrissy.P) lays the chair down and picks The Undertaker up and gives him a kick to the mid section and picks him up for the F5, he’s going to F5 him on the steel chair. But what’s this? It’s the commissioner, Reaver’s (Ant) music and he comes out to the top of the ramp, and says “I wouldn’t do that if I were you Brock. You see Brock I know people and they can do a lot worse to you! Also you will automatically lose the number one contenders spot to The Undertaker, but you will still compete in the buried alive match!” * The crowd goes wild! * Brock Lesnar finally decides to drop The Undertaker, but is fuming. The Undertaker rolls out of the ring. Reaver leaves and Brock Lesnar is left standing in the middle of the ring on his own.
Jim Ross : Well folks we’ve got our first buried alive match at our next paper view and that’s going to be one slobber knocker.
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler : I can’t wait to see Lesnar beat the living hell out of Big Evil!
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Thanks for reading,
Chris.
The Undertaker (Jetster) snatches the microphone back and says “In your dreams!” * The crowd goes wild! * “You see, I’ve had a little word with the commish, Reaver (Ant), and do you know what? I’m the special guest referee in your match against Goldberg (Foreman)!” Brock Lesnar (Chrissy.P) is fuming.* The crowd cheer louder than ever! * Brock has lost his temper, and nails The Undertaker with his right hand and rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair and takes it into the ring.
He waits until The Undertaker (Jetster) gets up and, WHAM, STEEL CHAIR TO THE HEAD! Lesner (Chrissy.P) lays the chair down and picks The Undertaker up and gives him a kick to the mid section and picks him up for the F5, he’s going to F5 him on the steel chair. But what’s this? It’s the commissioner, Reaver’s (Ant) music and he comes out to the top of the ramp, and says “I wouldn’t do that if I were you Brock. You see Brock I know people and they can do a lot worse to you! Also you will automatically lose the number one contenders spot to The Undertaker, but you will still compete in the buried alive match!” * The crowd goes wild! * Brock Lesnar finally decides to drop The Undertaker, but is fuming. The Undertaker rolls out of the ring. Reaver leaves and Brock Lesnar is left standing in the middle of the ring on his own.
Jim Ross : Well folks we’ve got our first buried alive match at our next paper view and that’s going to be one slobber knocker.
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler : I can’t wait to see Lesnar beat the living hell out of Big Evil!
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Thanks for reading,
Chris.
Nice reply, a buried alive match, get in. I'll have a last little reply up in a bit.
Wooo! DEADMAN IS BACK! Cool reply there, I completely forget about the undertaker when it came to SRW, oh well, he's back now :D
If that's okay Jae. {:)
Good reply... Hmm... A buried alive match? :) The next PPV is shaping up well.
Nice promo Chrissy, and no worries guys, me and him have talked about it and decided to furthur the idea...by the way, I am representing Jetster in this promo...I'm sure he won't mind. {:)
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"Dead man walking..." What the hell, who's this? It's The Undertaker (Jetster)!! He's back after a reasonably lengthy absence, just like Brock Lesnar (Chrissy.P)!
He rides his bike down to the ring to massive applause from this sell-out audience, celebrates to all sides of the crowd, before grabbing a mic.
"So, Brock (Chrissy), you thought you'd make a big, cool return, eh? To grab some well-needed attention? I know you're the former EC Champ and all that, but to be honest, I think the return of The Undertaker (Jetster) is a lot bigger, and a lot more popular with these fans."
The fans certainly agree with that!
"So, you wanna match? Well you don't need to fight The Rock (Starlight)...yeah, he's a former SRW Champion, but I'm a legend...I competed in the 4-Way SRW Title Hell In A Cell match almost two years ago - SRW had only been going a few months then...compared to me, you're just a punk kid."
Brock (Chrissy) doesn't like that, and he stands nose-to-nose with the Taker before snatching his mic away and speaking into it himself. "I don't care whether you're a goddamn legend or not, I'm Brock Lesnar (Chrissy P), and there's no way a has-been like you has any chance against me and my F-5."
"Fine then," Taker (Jetster) snatches the mic back, "you think you're so special? At our next PPV, I challenge you...to a Buried Alive match!!"
Wow, has SRW ever had one of those matches!? Certainly not for a long time anyway, is Brock (Chrissy) gonna accept the challenge!?
"Oh, and as an extra incentive to you...I've been talking to a few people, and the winner of the match at the PPV...will fight for the SRW Title the next week on Eclipse!"
The fans go wild, it's gonna be a no.1 contender match! But is Brock (Chrissy) up for a Buried Alive match with the dead man...?
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Back to the history. :D Hope that's okay Chrissy.
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"Dead man walking..." What the hell, who's this? It's The Undertaker (Jetster)!! He's back after a reasonably lengthy absence, just like Brock Lesnar (Chrissy.P)!
He rides his bike down to the ring to massive applause from this sell-out audience, celebrates to all sides of the crowd, before grabbing a mic.
"So, Brock (Chrissy), you thought you'd make a big, cool return, eh? To grab some well-needed attention? I know you're the former EC Champ and all that, but to be honest, I think the return of The Undertaker (Jetster) is a lot bigger, and a lot more popular with these fans."
The fans certainly agree with that!
"So, you wanna match? Well you don't need to fight The Rock (Starlight)...yeah, he's a former SRW Champion, but I'm a legend...I competed in the 4-Way SRW Title Hell In A Cell match almost two years ago - SRW had only been going a few months then...compared to me, you're just a punk kid."
Brock (Chrissy) doesn't like that, and he stands nose-to-nose with the Taker before snatching his mic away and speaking into it himself. "I don't care whether you're a goddamn legend or not, I'm Brock Lesnar (Chrissy P), and there's no way a has-been like you has any chance against me and my F-5."
"Fine then," Taker (Jetster) snatches the mic back, "you think you're so special? At our next PPV, I challenge you...to a Buried Alive match!!"
Wow, has SRW ever had one of those matches!? Certainly not for a long time anyway, is Brock (Chrissy) gonna accept the challenge!?
"Oh, and as an extra incentive to you...I've been talking to a few people, and the winner of the match at the PPV...will fight for the SRW Title the next week on Eclipse!"
The fans go wild, it's gonna be a no.1 contender match! But is Brock (Chrissy) up for a Buried Alive match with the dead man...?
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Back to the history. :D Hope that's okay Chrissy.
Heh. How have the fans been chanting for The Rock when he hasn't been on the SRW card for weeks as well... *Wonders* :D
Anyway, I'm guessing the match will probably go ahead. You could make up The Rocks part yourself, providing its not too biased. :)
Anyway, I'm guessing the match will probably go ahead. You could make up The Rocks part yourself, providing its not too biased. :)
Nope, I don't think so. The Rock is Starlight's character, unless he gives them to some1 else (and believe me I've tried!) or he talks to someone and they do a promo for him with his idea.
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