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"Best. Sandwich. Ever."

*Drools*
Ooh, what a feast i just had. Here goes:

Get 4 bits if bread.
On 2 of them put loads of cheese, then melt it.
Put the other 2 bits ontop of them - so you've got 2 cheese toasties.
Butter the top of both the toasties.
Cook 2 chicken burgers.
Put 1 ontop of each toastie with ketchup underneath them*
Put more cheese inbetween the 2 chicken burgers.
Press both burger-topped toasties together**
Eat***

*Make sure the butter and the ketchup go ontop of eachother - the heat from the burgurs melt the butter. Melted butter and ketchup together tastes divine.

**This may take a few tries.

***The burgers may just slip out of the sandwich.

YUMMY

I feel a ill.

Nah, this is the best sandwich:

Hard-boil some eggs, mash 'em up so you have something liek hard-boiled, scrambled eggs.
Butter two slices of bread and insert the eggs.
Cook some bacon nice and crispy and put into the sandwich
Cook some sausages and cover in brown sauce
Insert sausages into sandwich (or sarney if you talk like my dad)
Slip in one small leaf of lettuce
Top it off with the second slice of bread

Luverlee!

CDouch wrote:
> You need some lettuce in that.

*Slap*
Getaholdofyourself

You need some lettuce in that.

Don't you eurgh my sandwich. It was stomach-cramp inducingly lovely.

Now I'm eating some crackers. Just hit the dusty spot where you realise you've got 1 too many..

Just ... half ... more ... to ... go ....
Mouth .... so .... dry ....
*Collapses*

By the by, my special sandwich is called the Sandwidth™©®
hur hur hur

Eurgh

Id like to buy the patent for it...

I'd like to buy your sandwich

*adjusts clip-on tie*

So-rry

Alec wrote:
> Heh, why you pregnant?

Because he just ate the titandwich, you mong.