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If you're getting bored and fed up with the 'Console X is hamster cr&p' type posts, how about some more subtle and inventive slagging off via the rather sad 'art' of limerick.
There was a company called Sony
Who fed us a load of old pony
About movies being green
On our TV screens
Thank **** for Digital Polyphony
Or perhaps you love Microsoft?
There was a young man called Gates
Who was a real Billy no mates
He invented MS-DOS
And now he's the boss
Of a company everyone hates
Any budding poets out there? Limericks based on The Third Place duck, are immediately null and void.......
There was a company called Sony
Who fed us a load of old pony
About movies being green
On our TV screens
Thank **** for Digital Polyphony
Or perhaps you love Microsoft?
There was a young man called Gates
Who was a real Billy no mates
He invented MS-DOS
And now he's the boss
Of a company everyone hates
Any budding poets out there? Limericks based on The Third Place duck, are immediately null and void.......
For Bill
A correction to the poem of devo:
There's something he prolly should know;
Gates bought DOS away
For just 50 K,
Then made the **** he called Windows.
For Sony
How could they do it, I ask my friend,
Make such a tragic mistake in the end?
They sure had it all
But just dropped the ball,
And forgot there were more systems to send.
>>I'm an equal opportunity basher. =)
You'll regret this!
There once was a console named Dreamcast,
And on it the games did run fast,
But the adverts were few,
And the Playstation grew,
Now Sega's consoles must stay back in the past.
There once was a console named Dreamcast,
And on it the games did run fast,
But the adverts were few,
And the Playstation grew,
Now Sega's consoles must stay back in the past.
If you're getting bored and fed up with the 'Console X is hamster cr&p' type posts, how about some more subtle and inventive slagging off via the rather sad 'art' of limerick.
There was a company called Sony
Who fed us a load of old pony
About movies being green
On our TV screens
Thank **** for Digital Polyphony
Or perhaps you love Microsoft?
There was a young man called Gates
Who was a real Billy no mates
He invented MS-DOS
And now he's the boss
Of a company everyone hates
Any budding poets out there? Limericks based on The Third Place duck, are immediately null and void.......
There was a company called Sony
Who fed us a load of old pony
About movies being green
On our TV screens
Thank **** for Digital Polyphony
Or perhaps you love Microsoft?
There was a young man called Gates
Who was a real Billy no mates
He invented MS-DOS
And now he's the boss
Of a company everyone hates
Any budding poets out there? Limericks based on The Third Place duck, are immediately null and void.......