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We’re here on Eclipse and we’ve seen some cracking encounters and some rather dark and disturbing interviews. We’re getting ready for the 4 on 4 over the top rope elimination match with The Hurricane (RM18), Josh Matthews (DW), Matt Hardy (DW) and Shannon Moore (DW) for ‘Team Parental Advisory’ against Stone Edge (Jae), Stone Cold (Jae), Electron (Tazz) and Krusher (Lipe) for ‘Team DoA’.
The feud between Parental Advisory and DoA has rumbled on for a while now. It was always threatening to kick off when they both formed up but it all started back when The Hurricane became No.1 Contender to the Cruiserweight Title. The Hurricane went on to win the title and DoA went recruiting. Krusher was finally recruited a few weeks after Stone Cold split up a match between Matt Hardy and Krusher and Matt Hardy was left out in the cold. Matt and Shannon are not part of Parental Advisory but they want revenge against DoA.
We head to the DoA locker room for the pep talk from Stone Edge (Jae), the ‘leader’ of DoA.
“Right guys, I’m sick to death of these DoA wannabes and they need to be taught a lesson, a lesson DoA style! We aren’t just going to beat them, we are going to beat them into the ground like the dirt that they are! They don’t deserve to be in the same ring as us! Let’s win this match and show all these stupid fans that DoA is the dominant faction in this industry and not Parental Advisory or the bWo. No team can compare to DoA! Enough talk! Let’s get to the ring!”
“And that’s the bottom line… ‘cause Stone Cold (Jae) says so!”
“Well said Stone Cold. Let’s go!”
DoA looking pumped up there. Let’s see what it’s like at the Parental Advisory section.
“Citizens! The time has come to rid the world of evil and I will use my Hurri-powers to eliminate the evil schemers. Matt Hardy (DW), you have the ability to be a superhero. I could train you to fight for what is right. Think about it. The time has come citizens! Let those who can… FLY! WHHHHHOOOOSSSSSHHHHH!!!”
The remaining 3 walk out of the room. I think we are about ready so let’s head to ringside and the 4 on 4 over the top rope elimination match.
DoA’s music hits and out come 4 members of DoA, The Rat (allardini) not appearing. He has probably been sent to OVW (Oxford Valley Wrestling, for those not sure what I’m going on about), I’m sure Reaver (Ant) will give us official conformation on the status of some underused CAW stars. Back to the entrance, DoA step into the ring and Austin (Jae) calls for a beer, probably in a bid to lower his centre of gravity so he won’t get thrown over.
‘Live for the Moment’ plays and out comes Matt Hardy (DW) and Shannon Moore (DW). Matt Facts: He reads a lot of comics involving superheroes. DoA needs a serious Mattitude adjustment.
The Hurricane’s music plays and out comes The Hurricane (RM18) and Josh Matthews (DW). They join Matt Hardy and Shannon Moore at the bottom of the ramp and wait for the referees to control DoA in the ring. The entire staff of referees is on hand for this match. The only way to eliminate someone is to throw them over the top rope. You can go out of the ring and use weapons as long as you don’t step over that top rope. The Parental Advisory team are in the ring now and the bell rings. This match is officially underway!
The Parental Advisory team are all cruiserweights so DoA has a slight weight advantage. It’s a mass brawl that kicks this off. The Hurricane (RM18) and Stone Edge (Jae) trade blows, there is definitely some bad feeling between these two after Stone Edge lost the Cruiserweight title to The Hurricane. Krusher (Lipe) has taken control of Shannon Moore (DW) and is beating him down. Josh Matthews (DW) is being overpowered by Electron (Tazz) and Stone Cold (Jae) and Matt Hardy (DW) are still slugging it out.
SHANNON MOORE FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE!! No, he’s held on and slides under the ropes and lives to fight another day. Krusher (Lipe) stomps away; Shannon Moore (DW) grabs the foot and refuses to let go! Shannon Moore sweeps Krusher’s other leg and climbs up the turnbuckle, he leaps… FLYING CROSSBODY!! OOOH! Reversed into a Fallaway Slam by Krusher! Krusher picks Shannon Moore and tries to lever him over the top rope!
Meanwhile, Electron (Tazz) is just pounding away on Josh Matthews (DW). Stone Cold (Jae) and Matt Hardy (DW) are trading shots, Matt Hardy takes the upper hand, kick to the midsection, Matt Hardy shouts out, TWIST OF FATE! Reversal! Stone Cold spins Matt Hardy around… STUNNER! Reversal! Stone Cold off the ropes… LOU THESZ PRESS!! Stone Cold is pounding away!
Stone Edge (Jae) has got the upper hand against the Hurricane (RM18). Stone Edge has The Hurricane in the corner and is stomping away. He salutes the fans, they boo him, he turns back, and The Hurricane is gone! The Hurricane has crawled through Stone Edge’s legs, Stone Edge turns round… CHOKESLAM!! Reversal! Stone Edge went low… Twist of Fate!! Stone Edge turns round… TWIST OF FATE FROM MATT HARDY!! Somehow, Matt Hardy got Stone Cold off his back to deliver the finisher! STUNNER ON MATT HARDY!!
Austin delivers the Stunner as we look at Krusher and Electron taking turns in the total destruction of Josh Matthews! Josh Matthews has got some momentum on Krusher, Shannon Moore comes to help out after just staying in, Shannon takes out Electron, and Josh (DW) climbs the turnbuckle, Dropkick! Nicely done! Josh goes up again…
OOOH!! ELECTRON APPEARS AND GRABS JOSH FROM OUT OF THE AIR AND PRESS SLAMS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! JOSH MATTHEWS IS ELIMINATED!! Electron (Tazz) seems pretty pleased with himself and turns… into a standing dropkick by Shannon Moore (DW)! Shannon seems legitimately peeved by Josh’s elimination.
Elsewhere, Stone Edge (Jae) has recovered from the Twist of Fate from Matt Hardy (DW) and is teaming up with Stone Cold on The Hurricane (RM18). Shannon Moore appears again and evens the score. He’s everywhere at the moment! Shannon Moore slams Stone Edge with a sort of Edge-o-matic type move and DDT’s Stone Cold (Jae)! Stone Edge is recovering… SHINING WIZARD!!! Shannon Moore is beating on Stone Cold…
KRUSHER THROWS SHANNON MOORE OVER THE TOP ROPE!! SHANNON MOORE IS ELIMINATED! Krusher (Lipe) taunts Shannon Moore (DW), as it’s now 4 on 2!
MATT HARDY BUNDLES KRUSHER OVER THE TOP ROPE!! KRUSHER IS ELIMINATED!! Rookie mistake by Krusher and Matt Hardy snuck up from behind. Krusher, Shannon Moore and Josh Matthews have remained at ringside to support their team. It’s 3 on 2 in favour of DoA. Electron is on his own at the moment and signals at Krusher. Krusher goes under the ring and pulls out…
A TABLE!! Krusher (Lipe) passes the table to Electron (Tazz), who sets it up in the corner. Electron shouts to Stone Cold (Jae), who has got a hold of Matt Hardy (DW). Stone Cold whips Matt Hardy into the table and walks over to him to make sure he isn’t going anywhere. The Hurricane (RM18) is trying to fight Stone Cold off! The Hurricane knows how important Matt Hardy is in this match now! WHAM!! Stone Edge (Jae) smacks The Hurricane in the back with a chair given him by Krusher! Matt Hardy is leaned up against the table…
GORE BY KRUSHER!! Matt Hardy folds up like an accordion! Stone Edge has words with Stone Cold and Electron; they pick up Matt Hardy and hook him on the ropes… CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD OF MATT HARDY!!! MATT HARDY FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND IS ELIMINATED!!
It’s 3 on 1 now with The Hurricane (RM18) having to throw Electron (Tazz), Stone Cold (Jae) and Stone Edge (Jae) over the top rope to win! What an uphill task! Shannon (DW) and Josh (DW) are tending to Matt Hardy (DW) as Krusher (Lipe) laughs at them! Stone Edge is willing The Hurricane to his feet… CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD OF THE HURRICANE!!!! He throws the chair to the mat and orders Electron to pick up The Hurricane… POWER STONE ON THE HURRICANE!!! Stone Edge mouths off at the fallen Hurricane and picks him up… STUNNER!! Stone Cold stunners The Hurricane! Stone Cold picks up The Hurricane again… ELECTRON CUTTER!! The Hurricane is out of it! The 3 remaining members link hands and celebrate as the crowd boo and jeer.
The camera quickly spins round and the 3 eliminated members of the Parental Advisory team have floored Krusher! The 3 of them take a side and begin taunting and grabbing the legs of the DoA members! Stone Cold, Stone Edge and Electron are distracted…
CLANG!! STONE COLD HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!! THE HURRICANE PICKED UP THE CHAIR AND WITH HIS LAST OUNCE OF STRENGTH SMACKED STONE COLD OUT OF THIS MATCH!!! Stone Edge (Jae) and Electron (Tazz) spin round instantly after they heard the clang and the look of disgust on Stone Edge’s face is something to behold. Electron is over to The Hurricane (RM18) first; The Hurricane goes low with the chair on Electron!! Stone Edge dropkicks the chair into the face of The Hurricane!
Stone Edge has got The Hurricane on the ropes, Stone Edge is unloading on The Hurricane! Electron is on his feet and looks crazy! He charges at The Hurricane!
ELECTRON DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES THE HURRICANE AND STONE EDGE OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! ELECTRON WINS IT FOR DoA!! DoA has won but Stone Edge looks angry at Electron. Electron must have seen red and just cleaned house! Parental Advisory retreat with smiles on their faces as they see dissention in the ranks of DoA!! What will happen to Electron?
WINNER: ELECTRON (TAZZ) FOR DoA
The feud between Parental Advisory and DoA has rumbled on for a while now. It was always threatening to kick off when they both formed up but it all started back when The Hurricane became No.1 Contender to the Cruiserweight Title. The Hurricane went on to win the title and DoA went recruiting. Krusher was finally recruited a few weeks after Stone Cold split up a match between Matt Hardy and Krusher and Matt Hardy was left out in the cold. Matt and Shannon are not part of Parental Advisory but they want revenge against DoA.
We head to the DoA locker room for the pep talk from Stone Edge (Jae), the ‘leader’ of DoA.
“Right guys, I’m sick to death of these DoA wannabes and they need to be taught a lesson, a lesson DoA style! We aren’t just going to beat them, we are going to beat them into the ground like the dirt that they are! They don’t deserve to be in the same ring as us! Let’s win this match and show all these stupid fans that DoA is the dominant faction in this industry and not Parental Advisory or the bWo. No team can compare to DoA! Enough talk! Let’s get to the ring!”
“And that’s the bottom line… ‘cause Stone Cold (Jae) says so!”
“Well said Stone Cold. Let’s go!”
DoA looking pumped up there. Let’s see what it’s like at the Parental Advisory section.
“Citizens! The time has come to rid the world of evil and I will use my Hurri-powers to eliminate the evil schemers. Matt Hardy (DW), you have the ability to be a superhero. I could train you to fight for what is right. Think about it. The time has come citizens! Let those who can… FLY! WHHHHHOOOOSSSSSHHHHH!!!”
The remaining 3 walk out of the room. I think we are about ready so let’s head to ringside and the 4 on 4 over the top rope elimination match.
DoA’s music hits and out come 4 members of DoA, The Rat (allardini) not appearing. He has probably been sent to OVW (Oxford Valley Wrestling, for those not sure what I’m going on about), I’m sure Reaver (Ant) will give us official conformation on the status of some underused CAW stars. Back to the entrance, DoA step into the ring and Austin (Jae) calls for a beer, probably in a bid to lower his centre of gravity so he won’t get thrown over.
‘Live for the Moment’ plays and out comes Matt Hardy (DW) and Shannon Moore (DW). Matt Facts: He reads a lot of comics involving superheroes. DoA needs a serious Mattitude adjustment.
The Hurricane’s music plays and out comes The Hurricane (RM18) and Josh Matthews (DW). They join Matt Hardy and Shannon Moore at the bottom of the ramp and wait for the referees to control DoA in the ring. The entire staff of referees is on hand for this match. The only way to eliminate someone is to throw them over the top rope. You can go out of the ring and use weapons as long as you don’t step over that top rope. The Parental Advisory team are in the ring now and the bell rings. This match is officially underway!
The Parental Advisory team are all cruiserweights so DoA has a slight weight advantage. It’s a mass brawl that kicks this off. The Hurricane (RM18) and Stone Edge (Jae) trade blows, there is definitely some bad feeling between these two after Stone Edge lost the Cruiserweight title to The Hurricane. Krusher (Lipe) has taken control of Shannon Moore (DW) and is beating him down. Josh Matthews (DW) is being overpowered by Electron (Tazz) and Stone Cold (Jae) and Matt Hardy (DW) are still slugging it out.
SHANNON MOORE FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE!! No, he’s held on and slides under the ropes and lives to fight another day. Krusher (Lipe) stomps away; Shannon Moore (DW) grabs the foot and refuses to let go! Shannon Moore sweeps Krusher’s other leg and climbs up the turnbuckle, he leaps… FLYING CROSSBODY!! OOOH! Reversed into a Fallaway Slam by Krusher! Krusher picks Shannon Moore and tries to lever him over the top rope!
Meanwhile, Electron (Tazz) is just pounding away on Josh Matthews (DW). Stone Cold (Jae) and Matt Hardy (DW) are trading shots, Matt Hardy takes the upper hand, kick to the midsection, Matt Hardy shouts out, TWIST OF FATE! Reversal! Stone Cold spins Matt Hardy around… STUNNER! Reversal! Stone Cold off the ropes… LOU THESZ PRESS!! Stone Cold is pounding away!
Stone Edge (Jae) has got the upper hand against the Hurricane (RM18). Stone Edge has The Hurricane in the corner and is stomping away. He salutes the fans, they boo him, he turns back, and The Hurricane is gone! The Hurricane has crawled through Stone Edge’s legs, Stone Edge turns round… CHOKESLAM!! Reversal! Stone Edge went low… Twist of Fate!! Stone Edge turns round… TWIST OF FATE FROM MATT HARDY!! Somehow, Matt Hardy got Stone Cold off his back to deliver the finisher! STUNNER ON MATT HARDY!!
Austin delivers the Stunner as we look at Krusher and Electron taking turns in the total destruction of Josh Matthews! Josh Matthews has got some momentum on Krusher, Shannon Moore comes to help out after just staying in, Shannon takes out Electron, and Josh (DW) climbs the turnbuckle, Dropkick! Nicely done! Josh goes up again…
OOOH!! ELECTRON APPEARS AND GRABS JOSH FROM OUT OF THE AIR AND PRESS SLAMS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! JOSH MATTHEWS IS ELIMINATED!! Electron (Tazz) seems pretty pleased with himself and turns… into a standing dropkick by Shannon Moore (DW)! Shannon seems legitimately peeved by Josh’s elimination.
Elsewhere, Stone Edge (Jae) has recovered from the Twist of Fate from Matt Hardy (DW) and is teaming up with Stone Cold on The Hurricane (RM18). Shannon Moore appears again and evens the score. He’s everywhere at the moment! Shannon Moore slams Stone Edge with a sort of Edge-o-matic type move and DDT’s Stone Cold (Jae)! Stone Edge is recovering… SHINING WIZARD!!! Shannon Moore is beating on Stone Cold…
KRUSHER THROWS SHANNON MOORE OVER THE TOP ROPE!! SHANNON MOORE IS ELIMINATED! Krusher (Lipe) taunts Shannon Moore (DW), as it’s now 4 on 2!
MATT HARDY BUNDLES KRUSHER OVER THE TOP ROPE!! KRUSHER IS ELIMINATED!! Rookie mistake by Krusher and Matt Hardy snuck up from behind. Krusher, Shannon Moore and Josh Matthews have remained at ringside to support their team. It’s 3 on 2 in favour of DoA. Electron is on his own at the moment and signals at Krusher. Krusher goes under the ring and pulls out…
A TABLE!! Krusher (Lipe) passes the table to Electron (Tazz), who sets it up in the corner. Electron shouts to Stone Cold (Jae), who has got a hold of Matt Hardy (DW). Stone Cold whips Matt Hardy into the table and walks over to him to make sure he isn’t going anywhere. The Hurricane (RM18) is trying to fight Stone Cold off! The Hurricane knows how important Matt Hardy is in this match now! WHAM!! Stone Edge (Jae) smacks The Hurricane in the back with a chair given him by Krusher! Matt Hardy is leaned up against the table…
GORE BY KRUSHER!! Matt Hardy folds up like an accordion! Stone Edge has words with Stone Cold and Electron; they pick up Matt Hardy and hook him on the ropes… CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD OF MATT HARDY!!! MATT HARDY FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND IS ELIMINATED!!
It’s 3 on 1 now with The Hurricane (RM18) having to throw Electron (Tazz), Stone Cold (Jae) and Stone Edge (Jae) over the top rope to win! What an uphill task! Shannon (DW) and Josh (DW) are tending to Matt Hardy (DW) as Krusher (Lipe) laughs at them! Stone Edge is willing The Hurricane to his feet… CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD OF THE HURRICANE!!!! He throws the chair to the mat and orders Electron to pick up The Hurricane… POWER STONE ON THE HURRICANE!!! Stone Edge mouths off at the fallen Hurricane and picks him up… STUNNER!! Stone Cold stunners The Hurricane! Stone Cold picks up The Hurricane again… ELECTRON CUTTER!! The Hurricane is out of it! The 3 remaining members link hands and celebrate as the crowd boo and jeer.
The camera quickly spins round and the 3 eliminated members of the Parental Advisory team have floored Krusher! The 3 of them take a side and begin taunting and grabbing the legs of the DoA members! Stone Cold, Stone Edge and Electron are distracted…
CLANG!! STONE COLD HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!! THE HURRICANE PICKED UP THE CHAIR AND WITH HIS LAST OUNCE OF STRENGTH SMACKED STONE COLD OUT OF THIS MATCH!!! Stone Edge (Jae) and Electron (Tazz) spin round instantly after they heard the clang and the look of disgust on Stone Edge’s face is something to behold. Electron is over to The Hurricane (RM18) first; The Hurricane goes low with the chair on Electron!! Stone Edge dropkicks the chair into the face of The Hurricane!
Stone Edge has got The Hurricane on the ropes, Stone Edge is unloading on The Hurricane! Electron is on his feet and looks crazy! He charges at The Hurricane!
ELECTRON DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES THE HURRICANE AND STONE EDGE OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! ELECTRON WINS IT FOR DoA!! DoA has won but Stone Edge looks angry at Electron. Electron must have seen red and just cleaned house! Parental Advisory retreat with smiles on their faces as they see dissention in the ranks of DoA!! What will happen to Electron?
WINNER: ELECTRON (TAZZ) FOR DoA
Ant wrote:
> I've really enjoyed the feud between PA and DoA, but this week I plan
> to whoop Stone Edge (Jae17)'s butt. :D
The key word being "plan". :D
> I've really enjoyed the feud between PA and DoA, but this week I plan
> to whoop Stone Edge (Jae17)'s butt. :D
The key word being "plan". :D
Forgot to reply to this, excellent stuff in my opinion, I know it was tough for you to write. I think PA struggles without its leader, whose certainly a bit busy at the moment. :D
I've really enjoyed the feud between PA and DoA, but this week I plan to whoop Stone Edge (Jae17)'s butt. :D
Well done Matt, and Lipe too :D
I've really enjoyed the feud between PA and DoA, but this week I plan to whoop Stone Edge (Jae17)'s butt. :D
Well done Matt, and Lipe too :D
Cheers for the comments everyone. I wasn't happy with the match, maybe because I had to make it up as I went along. Usually, it just kind of flows. I had the ending planned for a while before I wrote it all.
Great match, GP! Krusher is still a rookie I guess...but he whooped them all bad with those weapons! DoA win again but I think Electron needs reminding that he's in a team.
Yah. Great match as usual, Matt. It was full of action and my team won. Yey. :D Although Stone Edge might need to have a few words with Electron... Well done.
I wonder what DoA will do with Electron. He could have just clotheslined The Hurricane and got him out and not be in any bother. Suppose he wanted to be to win it by himself so he was the last man standing.
Great match. :)
Great match. :)
We’re here on Eclipse and we’ve seen some cracking encounters and some rather dark and disturbing interviews. We’re getting ready for the 4 on 4 over the top rope elimination match with The Hurricane (RM18), Josh Matthews (DW), Matt Hardy (DW) and Shannon Moore (DW) for ‘Team Parental Advisory’ against Stone Edge (Jae), Stone Cold (Jae), Electron (Tazz) and Krusher (Lipe) for ‘Team DoA’.
The feud between Parental Advisory and DoA has rumbled on for a while now. It was always threatening to kick off when they both formed up but it all started back when The Hurricane became No.1 Contender to the Cruiserweight Title. The Hurricane went on to win the title and DoA went recruiting. Krusher was finally recruited a few weeks after Stone Cold split up a match between Matt Hardy and Krusher and Matt Hardy was left out in the cold. Matt and Shannon are not part of Parental Advisory but they want revenge against DoA.
We head to the DoA locker room for the pep talk from Stone Edge (Jae), the ‘leader’ of DoA.
“Right guys, I’m sick to death of these DoA wannabes and they need to be taught a lesson, a lesson DoA style! We aren’t just going to beat them, we are going to beat them into the ground like the dirt that they are! They don’t deserve to be in the same ring as us! Let’s win this match and show all these stupid fans that DoA is the dominant faction in this industry and not Parental Advisory or the bWo. No team can compare to DoA! Enough talk! Let’s get to the ring!”
“And that’s the bottom line… ‘cause Stone Cold (Jae) says so!”
“Well said Stone Cold. Let’s go!”
DoA looking pumped up there. Let’s see what it’s like at the Parental Advisory section.
“Citizens! The time has come to rid the world of evil and I will use my Hurri-powers to eliminate the evil schemers. Matt Hardy (DW), you have the ability to be a superhero. I could train you to fight for what is right. Think about it. The time has come citizens! Let those who can… FLY! WHHHHHOOOOSSSSSHHHHH!!!”
The remaining 3 walk out of the room. I think we are about ready so let’s head to ringside and the 4 on 4 over the top rope elimination match.
DoA’s music hits and out come 4 members of DoA, The Rat (allardini) not appearing. He has probably been sent to OVW (Oxford Valley Wrestling, for those not sure what I’m going on about), I’m sure Reaver (Ant) will give us official conformation on the status of some underused CAW stars. Back to the entrance, DoA step into the ring and Austin (Jae) calls for a beer, probably in a bid to lower his centre of gravity so he won’t get thrown over.
‘Live for the Moment’ plays and out comes Matt Hardy (DW) and Shannon Moore (DW). Matt Facts: He reads a lot of comics involving superheroes. DoA needs a serious Mattitude adjustment.
The Hurricane’s music plays and out comes The Hurricane (RM18) and Josh Matthews (DW). They join Matt Hardy and Shannon Moore at the bottom of the ramp and wait for the referees to control DoA in the ring. The entire staff of referees is on hand for this match. The only way to eliminate someone is to throw them over the top rope. You can go out of the ring and use weapons as long as you don’t step over that top rope. The Parental Advisory team are in the ring now and the bell rings. This match is officially underway!
The Parental Advisory team are all cruiserweights so DoA has a slight weight advantage. It’s a mass brawl that kicks this off. The Hurricane (RM18) and Stone Edge (Jae) trade blows, there is definitely some bad feeling between these two after Stone Edge lost the Cruiserweight title to The Hurricane. Krusher (Lipe) has taken control of Shannon Moore (DW) and is beating him down. Josh Matthews (DW) is being overpowered by Electron (Tazz) and Stone Cold (Jae) and Matt Hardy (DW) are still slugging it out.
SHANNON MOORE FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE!! No, he’s held on and slides under the ropes and lives to fight another day. Krusher (Lipe) stomps away; Shannon Moore (DW) grabs the foot and refuses to let go! Shannon Moore sweeps Krusher’s other leg and climbs up the turnbuckle, he leaps… FLYING CROSSBODY!! OOOH! Reversed into a Fallaway Slam by Krusher! Krusher picks Shannon Moore and tries to lever him over the top rope!
Meanwhile, Electron (Tazz) is just pounding away on Josh Matthews (DW). Stone Cold (Jae) and Matt Hardy (DW) are trading shots, Matt Hardy takes the upper hand, kick to the midsection, Matt Hardy shouts out, TWIST OF FATE! Reversal! Stone Cold spins Matt Hardy around… STUNNER! Reversal! Stone Cold off the ropes… LOU THESZ PRESS!! Stone Cold is pounding away!
Stone Edge (Jae) has got the upper hand against the Hurricane (RM18). Stone Edge has The Hurricane in the corner and is stomping away. He salutes the fans, they boo him, he turns back, and The Hurricane is gone! The Hurricane has crawled through Stone Edge’s legs, Stone Edge turns round… CHOKESLAM!! Reversal! Stone Edge went low… Twist of Fate!! Stone Edge turns round… TWIST OF FATE FROM MATT HARDY!! Somehow, Matt Hardy got Stone Cold off his back to deliver the finisher! STUNNER ON MATT HARDY!!
Austin delivers the Stunner as we look at Krusher and Electron taking turns in the total destruction of Josh Matthews! Josh Matthews has got some momentum on Krusher, Shannon Moore comes to help out after just staying in, Shannon takes out Electron, and Josh (DW) climbs the turnbuckle, Dropkick! Nicely done! Josh goes up again…
OOOH!! ELECTRON APPEARS AND GRABS JOSH FROM OUT OF THE AIR AND PRESS SLAMS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! JOSH MATTHEWS IS ELIMINATED!! Electron (Tazz) seems pretty pleased with himself and turns… into a standing dropkick by Shannon Moore (DW)! Shannon seems legitimately peeved by Josh’s elimination.
Elsewhere, Stone Edge (Jae) has recovered from the Twist of Fate from Matt Hardy (DW) and is teaming up with Stone Cold on The Hurricane (RM18). Shannon Moore appears again and evens the score. He’s everywhere at the moment! Shannon Moore slams Stone Edge with a sort of Edge-o-matic type move and DDT’s Stone Cold (Jae)! Stone Edge is recovering… SHINING WIZARD!!! Shannon Moore is beating on Stone Cold…
KRUSHER THROWS SHANNON MOORE OVER THE TOP ROPE!! SHANNON MOORE IS ELIMINATED! Krusher (Lipe) taunts Shannon Moore (DW), as it’s now 4 on 2!
MATT HARDY BUNDLES KRUSHER OVER THE TOP ROPE!! KRUSHER IS ELIMINATED!! Rookie mistake by Krusher and Matt Hardy snuck up from behind. Krusher, Shannon Moore and Josh Matthews have remained at ringside to support their team. It’s 3 on 2 in favour of DoA. Electron is on his own at the moment and signals at Krusher. Krusher goes under the ring and pulls out…
A TABLE!! Krusher (Lipe) passes the table to Electron (Tazz), who sets it up in the corner. Electron shouts to Stone Cold (Jae), who has got a hold of Matt Hardy (DW). Stone Cold whips Matt Hardy into the table and walks over to him to make sure he isn’t going anywhere. The Hurricane (RM18) is trying to fight Stone Cold off! The Hurricane knows how important Matt Hardy is in this match now! WHAM!! Stone Edge (Jae) smacks The Hurricane in the back with a chair given him by Krusher! Matt Hardy is leaned up against the table…
GORE BY KRUSHER!! Matt Hardy folds up like an accordion! Stone Edge has words with Stone Cold and Electron; they pick up Matt Hardy and hook him on the ropes… CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD OF MATT HARDY!!! MATT HARDY FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND IS ELIMINATED!!
It’s 3 on 1 now with The Hurricane (RM18) having to throw Electron (Tazz), Stone Cold (Jae) and Stone Edge (Jae) over the top rope to win! What an uphill task! Shannon (DW) and Josh (DW) are tending to Matt Hardy (DW) as Krusher (Lipe) laughs at them! Stone Edge is willing The Hurricane to his feet… CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD OF THE HURRICANE!!!! He throws the chair to the mat and orders Electron to pick up The Hurricane… POWER STONE ON THE HURRICANE!!! Stone Edge mouths off at the fallen Hurricane and picks him up… STUNNER!! Stone Cold stunners The Hurricane! Stone Cold picks up The Hurricane again… ELECTRON CUTTER!! The Hurricane is out of it! The 3 remaining members link hands and celebrate as the crowd boo and jeer.
The camera quickly spins round and the 3 eliminated members of the Parental Advisory team have floored Krusher! The 3 of them take a side and begin taunting and grabbing the legs of the DoA members! Stone Cold, Stone Edge and Electron are distracted…
CLANG!! STONE COLD HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!! THE HURRICANE PICKED UP THE CHAIR AND WITH HIS LAST OUNCE OF STRENGTH SMACKED STONE COLD OUT OF THIS MATCH!!! Stone Edge (Jae) and Electron (Tazz) spin round instantly after they heard the clang and the look of disgust on Stone Edge’s face is something to behold. Electron is over to The Hurricane (RM18) first; The Hurricane goes low with the chair on Electron!! Stone Edge dropkicks the chair into the face of The Hurricane!
Stone Edge has got The Hurricane on the ropes, Stone Edge is unloading on The Hurricane! Electron is on his feet and looks crazy! He charges at The Hurricane!
ELECTRON DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES THE HURRICANE AND STONE EDGE OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! ELECTRON WINS IT FOR DoA!! DoA has won but Stone Edge looks angry at Electron. Electron must have seen red and just cleaned house! Parental Advisory retreat with smiles on their faces as they see dissention in the ranks of DoA!! What will happen to Electron?
WINNER: ELECTRON (TAZZ) FOR DoA
The feud between Parental Advisory and DoA has rumbled on for a while now. It was always threatening to kick off when they both formed up but it all started back when The Hurricane became No.1 Contender to the Cruiserweight Title. The Hurricane went on to win the title and DoA went recruiting. Krusher was finally recruited a few weeks after Stone Cold split up a match between Matt Hardy and Krusher and Matt Hardy was left out in the cold. Matt and Shannon are not part of Parental Advisory but they want revenge against DoA.
We head to the DoA locker room for the pep talk from Stone Edge (Jae), the ‘leader’ of DoA.
“Right guys, I’m sick to death of these DoA wannabes and they need to be taught a lesson, a lesson DoA style! We aren’t just going to beat them, we are going to beat them into the ground like the dirt that they are! They don’t deserve to be in the same ring as us! Let’s win this match and show all these stupid fans that DoA is the dominant faction in this industry and not Parental Advisory or the bWo. No team can compare to DoA! Enough talk! Let’s get to the ring!”
“And that’s the bottom line… ‘cause Stone Cold (Jae) says so!”
“Well said Stone Cold. Let’s go!”
DoA looking pumped up there. Let’s see what it’s like at the Parental Advisory section.
“Citizens! The time has come to rid the world of evil and I will use my Hurri-powers to eliminate the evil schemers. Matt Hardy (DW), you have the ability to be a superhero. I could train you to fight for what is right. Think about it. The time has come citizens! Let those who can… FLY! WHHHHHOOOOSSSSSHHHHH!!!”
The remaining 3 walk out of the room. I think we are about ready so let’s head to ringside and the 4 on 4 over the top rope elimination match.
DoA’s music hits and out come 4 members of DoA, The Rat (allardini) not appearing. He has probably been sent to OVW (Oxford Valley Wrestling, for those not sure what I’m going on about), I’m sure Reaver (Ant) will give us official conformation on the status of some underused CAW stars. Back to the entrance, DoA step into the ring and Austin (Jae) calls for a beer, probably in a bid to lower his centre of gravity so he won’t get thrown over.
‘Live for the Moment’ plays and out comes Matt Hardy (DW) and Shannon Moore (DW). Matt Facts: He reads a lot of comics involving superheroes. DoA needs a serious Mattitude adjustment.
The Hurricane’s music plays and out comes The Hurricane (RM18) and Josh Matthews (DW). They join Matt Hardy and Shannon Moore at the bottom of the ramp and wait for the referees to control DoA in the ring. The entire staff of referees is on hand for this match. The only way to eliminate someone is to throw them over the top rope. You can go out of the ring and use weapons as long as you don’t step over that top rope. The Parental Advisory team are in the ring now and the bell rings. This match is officially underway!
The Parental Advisory team are all cruiserweights so DoA has a slight weight advantage. It’s a mass brawl that kicks this off. The Hurricane (RM18) and Stone Edge (Jae) trade blows, there is definitely some bad feeling between these two after Stone Edge lost the Cruiserweight title to The Hurricane. Krusher (Lipe) has taken control of Shannon Moore (DW) and is beating him down. Josh Matthews (DW) is being overpowered by Electron (Tazz) and Stone Cold (Jae) and Matt Hardy (DW) are still slugging it out.
SHANNON MOORE FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE!! No, he’s held on and slides under the ropes and lives to fight another day. Krusher (Lipe) stomps away; Shannon Moore (DW) grabs the foot and refuses to let go! Shannon Moore sweeps Krusher’s other leg and climbs up the turnbuckle, he leaps… FLYING CROSSBODY!! OOOH! Reversed into a Fallaway Slam by Krusher! Krusher picks Shannon Moore and tries to lever him over the top rope!
Meanwhile, Electron (Tazz) is just pounding away on Josh Matthews (DW). Stone Cold (Jae) and Matt Hardy (DW) are trading shots, Matt Hardy takes the upper hand, kick to the midsection, Matt Hardy shouts out, TWIST OF FATE! Reversal! Stone Cold spins Matt Hardy around… STUNNER! Reversal! Stone Cold off the ropes… LOU THESZ PRESS!! Stone Cold is pounding away!
Stone Edge (Jae) has got the upper hand against the Hurricane (RM18). Stone Edge has The Hurricane in the corner and is stomping away. He salutes the fans, they boo him, he turns back, and The Hurricane is gone! The Hurricane has crawled through Stone Edge’s legs, Stone Edge turns round… CHOKESLAM!! Reversal! Stone Edge went low… Twist of Fate!! Stone Edge turns round… TWIST OF FATE FROM MATT HARDY!! Somehow, Matt Hardy got Stone Cold off his back to deliver the finisher! STUNNER ON MATT HARDY!!
Austin delivers the Stunner as we look at Krusher and Electron taking turns in the total destruction of Josh Matthews! Josh Matthews has got some momentum on Krusher, Shannon Moore comes to help out after just staying in, Shannon takes out Electron, and Josh (DW) climbs the turnbuckle, Dropkick! Nicely done! Josh goes up again…
OOOH!! ELECTRON APPEARS AND GRABS JOSH FROM OUT OF THE AIR AND PRESS SLAMS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! JOSH MATTHEWS IS ELIMINATED!! Electron (Tazz) seems pretty pleased with himself and turns… into a standing dropkick by Shannon Moore (DW)! Shannon seems legitimately peeved by Josh’s elimination.
Elsewhere, Stone Edge (Jae) has recovered from the Twist of Fate from Matt Hardy (DW) and is teaming up with Stone Cold on The Hurricane (RM18). Shannon Moore appears again and evens the score. He’s everywhere at the moment! Shannon Moore slams Stone Edge with a sort of Edge-o-matic type move and DDT’s Stone Cold (Jae)! Stone Edge is recovering… SHINING WIZARD!!! Shannon Moore is beating on Stone Cold…
KRUSHER THROWS SHANNON MOORE OVER THE TOP ROPE!! SHANNON MOORE IS ELIMINATED! Krusher (Lipe) taunts Shannon Moore (DW), as it’s now 4 on 2!
MATT HARDY BUNDLES KRUSHER OVER THE TOP ROPE!! KRUSHER IS ELIMINATED!! Rookie mistake by Krusher and Matt Hardy snuck up from behind. Krusher, Shannon Moore and Josh Matthews have remained at ringside to support their team. It’s 3 on 2 in favour of DoA. Electron is on his own at the moment and signals at Krusher. Krusher goes under the ring and pulls out…
A TABLE!! Krusher (Lipe) passes the table to Electron (Tazz), who sets it up in the corner. Electron shouts to Stone Cold (Jae), who has got a hold of Matt Hardy (DW). Stone Cold whips Matt Hardy into the table and walks over to him to make sure he isn’t going anywhere. The Hurricane (RM18) is trying to fight Stone Cold off! The Hurricane knows how important Matt Hardy is in this match now! WHAM!! Stone Edge (Jae) smacks The Hurricane in the back with a chair given him by Krusher! Matt Hardy is leaned up against the table…
GORE BY KRUSHER!! Matt Hardy folds up like an accordion! Stone Edge has words with Stone Cold and Electron; they pick up Matt Hardy and hook him on the ropes… CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD OF MATT HARDY!!! MATT HARDY FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND IS ELIMINATED!!
It’s 3 on 1 now with The Hurricane (RM18) having to throw Electron (Tazz), Stone Cold (Jae) and Stone Edge (Jae) over the top rope to win! What an uphill task! Shannon (DW) and Josh (DW) are tending to Matt Hardy (DW) as Krusher (Lipe) laughs at them! Stone Edge is willing The Hurricane to his feet… CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD OF THE HURRICANE!!!! He throws the chair to the mat and orders Electron to pick up The Hurricane… POWER STONE ON THE HURRICANE!!! Stone Edge mouths off at the fallen Hurricane and picks him up… STUNNER!! Stone Cold stunners The Hurricane! Stone Cold picks up The Hurricane again… ELECTRON CUTTER!! The Hurricane is out of it! The 3 remaining members link hands and celebrate as the crowd boo and jeer.
The camera quickly spins round and the 3 eliminated members of the Parental Advisory team have floored Krusher! The 3 of them take a side and begin taunting and grabbing the legs of the DoA members! Stone Cold, Stone Edge and Electron are distracted…
CLANG!! STONE COLD HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!! THE HURRICANE PICKED UP THE CHAIR AND WITH HIS LAST OUNCE OF STRENGTH SMACKED STONE COLD OUT OF THIS MATCH!!! Stone Edge (Jae) and Electron (Tazz) spin round instantly after they heard the clang and the look of disgust on Stone Edge’s face is something to behold. Electron is over to The Hurricane (RM18) first; The Hurricane goes low with the chair on Electron!! Stone Edge dropkicks the chair into the face of The Hurricane!
Stone Edge has got The Hurricane on the ropes, Stone Edge is unloading on The Hurricane! Electron is on his feet and looks crazy! He charges at The Hurricane!
ELECTRON DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES THE HURRICANE AND STONE EDGE OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! ELECTRON WINS IT FOR DoA!! DoA has won but Stone Edge looks angry at Electron. Electron must have seen red and just cleaned house! Parental Advisory retreat with smiles on their faces as they see dissention in the ranks of DoA!! What will happen to Electron?
WINNER: ELECTRON (TAZZ) FOR DoA