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The arena is thrown into darkness and the crowd are on their feet, Triple H (Ant) is here! After a lengthy absence the franchise player has returned, and whether you like him or not, you have to respect his talents. He proved this earlier, winning a triple threat EC Title No.1 Contender match...next up for him, is Rhyno (Jetster.)
He sprays his water in timeless fashion before stepping into the ring, and grabbing the mic from the announcer. He takes in the crowd's noise (mainly boos) for a moment, before sneering and finally speaking.
"I'll be the first to admit, that I've never made it big here in SRW. I've struggled to make it to the top, and yeah, maybe that was partly down to me...or maybe it was bad booking. You wanna know how many SRW Title shots I've had in the past year?"
"NONE. Yeah, you got it. B!gger all. The one opportunity I've had is an EC Title shot against the former champ Lesnar (DW)...I was scheduled for a rematch, then he disappears, and suddenly I'm in some insane Time Limit Title match! What happened to me goddamn no.1 contenders spot?"
"But I carried on...I kept on fighting, I raised the bar once again. And now I stand here, the no.1 contender for the SRW Euro-Continental Championship. There's no doubt in my mind that I will win that match, and also that I will make Kane (Starlight) my b!tch here tonight!"
Mixed response from the fans there, but HHH (Ant) certainly seems confident...
Triple H (Ant) now drops the mic and heads to the outside...he looks underneath the ring, and brings out...it's Rhyno (Jetster)!! No wait, it's a life-size cardboard cut-out of him...what the hell is he doing here?
He throws the cut-out in the ring, and then reaches in the ring...and brings out the sledge hammer! He strokes it almost lovingly before sliding back into the ring, and standing the cut-out up. He grabs the mic once again.
"Rhyno (Jetster)...you mess with me, and you mess with the best. During our title match, you won't even get a chance to play the game...because I AM THE GAME, AND I AM THAT DAMN GOOD!"
AND HHH (ANT) DESTROYS THE CUT-OUT WITH HIS SLEDGE HAMMER!
This is insane, he's ripping the cut-out to pieces, he must be imagining that it's Rhyno (Jetster)...this guy is psychotic!
Triple H (Ant) finally relinquishes and stands proudly, laughing...he turns, and GORE GORE GORE - WHAM!!!!!!!!
OH MAN!! RHYNO (JETSTER) CAME THROUGH THE CROWD AND GORED HHH (ANT) ALL THE WAY TO HELL!
Rhyno (Jetster) celebrates to the fans, before picking up the hammer, and resting it across the lifeless HHH (Ant)'s chest...the EC Champ has delivered a message to the challenger!
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The camera spins to face Reaver (Ant) who is actually sitting in the destroyed ruins of his office. A massive cheer goes up from the fans as they see the CAW Commissioner on the SpecialTron, although he certainly doesn't look too happy.
"Hey y'all. Y'know, it's really not been the best of nights. My best friend and tag team partner is in a critical state at a local hospital, my office has been literally burnt down, and earlier I got hit three times in the back with a steel chair by Hawk (AfroJoe)."
"And in a few days, I have to face Stone Edge (Jae17) to qualify for the EC match."
"But still, I'm confident. For the first time in months, I'm motivated. The last time I was motivated was when myself and Jetster were double Tag Team Champions...but that ended thanks to The System Fighters...we'll get em back someday though."
"Firstly though, Stone Edge (Jae17). You wanna ambush me from behind? Yeah, I've heard you like it from behind..."
"Oooooooooh" - the crowd's response.
"But anyway...I respect all you've done. Former Cruiserweight Champion and all...but dude, you're in over your head here. I don't think you've ever faced me one-on-one before, and I don't think you're ready to face me yet...but, there's no doubt you deserve a shot. Maybe you'll prove me wrong, but I doubt it...in 3 weeks time, I plan on being inside one of those four chambers...or one of the two men in the ring. I don't wanna miss out on this...I can't miss out on it."
"And you know why? I have too many scores to settle. Grandprix, we never settled our issues...the fans may like me now, but I know that you don't. And vice versa. You took everything I had, and I have never got my revenge from when you eliminated me in the Hell In A Cell match a few months ago...this time I will eliminate you, and take your title as well."
A mixed but loud reaction from the fans, I guess they just can't wait to see these two get it on the ring once again!
"Scotty Dogg (Figo), you've qualified too...you've certanly changed a lot. To be honest, your cocky attitude really...and I mean **really**, makes me wanna whoop your butt. And don't worry, I will. You'll regret the day over a year ago that you left The Elements."
"Who else has qualified? Oh yeah, that's right...Anarchy (DW). I'll give you credit man...no one has ever messed with me like this before. At least during my feuds with people like The Cong Man and Grandprix, it was about the wrestling. You're playing mind games with me, and I'll admit, they're working."
"But you wonder why you've never had any opportunities here? Well you know...I've never really been impressed with your wrestling abilities. After all, this is Special Reserve Wrestling. And I cannot wait to get my hands on you inside that Chamber, because clever promos, mind games, tag partners and burnt property aside...I think I'm a better wrestler than you. And I'm gonna eliminate you. That's right - 1...2..."
Reaver (Ant) leans right into the camera and smiles cockily. "3. Watch out Anarchy (DW), because I'm not gonna disappear. My name is Reaver...maybe you've forgotten that."
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Thanks for reading, Ant.
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Oh, and just in case no-one's seen it, there's a little add on to The Anarchists Show involving Stone Edge... He mentions Reaver a few times so it may be of interest to Ant. :)
Nice promo. Reaver talks about Stone Edge like he's going to walk over him but SE wants that title just as much as the SRW Commish... I look forward to the match. :D
Triple H showed his skill... by beating up a cardboard cut out. Real tough. :)
The arena is thrown into darkness and the crowd are on their feet, Triple H (Ant) is here! After a lengthy absence the franchise player has returned, and whether you like him or not, you have to respect his talents. He proved this earlier, winning a triple threat EC Title No.1 Contender match...next up for him, is Rhyno (Jetster.)
He sprays his water in timeless fashion before stepping into the ring, and grabbing the mic from the announcer. He takes in the crowd's noise (mainly boos) for a moment, before sneering and finally speaking.
"I'll be the first to admit, that I've never made it big here in SRW. I've struggled to make it to the top, and yeah, maybe that was partly down to me...or maybe it was bad booking. You wanna know how many SRW Title shots I've had in the past year?"
"NONE. Yeah, you got it. B!gger all. The one opportunity I've had is an EC Title shot against the former champ Lesnar (DW)...I was scheduled for a rematch, then he disappears, and suddenly I'm in some insane Time Limit Title match! What happened to me goddamn no.1 contenders spot?"
"But I carried on...I kept on fighting, I raised the bar once again. And now I stand here, the no.1 contender for the SRW Euro-Continental Championship. There's no doubt in my mind that I will win that match, and also that I will make Kane (Starlight) my b!tch here tonight!"
Mixed response from the fans there, but HHH (Ant) certainly seems confident...
Triple H (Ant) now drops the mic and heads to the outside...he looks underneath the ring, and brings out...it's Rhyno (Jetster)!! No wait, it's a life-size cardboard cut-out of him...what the hell is he doing here?
He throws the cut-out in the ring, and then reaches in the ring...and brings out the sledge hammer! He strokes it almost lovingly before sliding back into the ring, and standing the cut-out up. He grabs the mic once again.
"Rhyno (Jetster)...you mess with me, and you mess with the best. During our title match, you won't even get a chance to play the game...because I AM THE GAME, AND I AM THAT DAMN GOOD!"
AND HHH (ANT) DESTROYS THE CUT-OUT WITH HIS SLEDGE HAMMER!
This is insane, he's ripping the cut-out to pieces, he must be imagining that it's Rhyno (Jetster)...this guy is psychotic!
Triple H (Ant) finally relinquishes and stands proudly, laughing...he turns, and GORE GORE GORE - WHAM!!!!!!!!
OH MAN!! RHYNO (JETSTER) CAME THROUGH THE CROWD AND GORED HHH (ANT) ALL THE WAY TO HELL!
Rhyno (Jetster) celebrates to the fans, before picking up the hammer, and resting it across the lifeless HHH (Ant)'s chest...the EC Champ has delivered a message to the challenger!
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The camera spins to face Reaver (Ant) who is actually sitting in the destroyed ruins of his office. A massive cheer goes up from the fans as they see the CAW Commissioner on the SpecialTron, although he certainly doesn't look too happy.
"Hey y'all. Y'know, it's really not been the best of nights. My best friend and tag team partner is in a critical state at a local hospital, my office has been literally burnt down, and earlier I got hit three times in the back with a steel chair by Hawk (AfroJoe)."
"And in a few days, I have to face Stone Edge (Jae17) to qualify for the EC match."
"But still, I'm confident. For the first time in months, I'm motivated. The last time I was motivated was when myself and Jetster were double Tag Team Champions...but that ended thanks to The System Fighters...we'll get em back someday though."
"Firstly though, Stone Edge (Jae17). You wanna ambush me from behind? Yeah, I've heard you like it from behind..."
"Oooooooooh" - the crowd's response.
"But anyway...I respect all you've done. Former Cruiserweight Champion and all...but dude, you're in over your head here. I don't think you've ever faced me one-on-one before, and I don't think you're ready to face me yet...but, there's no doubt you deserve a shot. Maybe you'll prove me wrong, but I doubt it...in 3 weeks time, I plan on being inside one of those four chambers...or one of the two men in the ring. I don't wanna miss out on this...I can't miss out on it."
"And you know why? I have too many scores to settle. Grandprix, we never settled our issues...the fans may like me now, but I know that you don't. And vice versa. You took everything I had, and I have never got my revenge from when you eliminated me in the Hell In A Cell match a few months ago...this time I will eliminate you, and take your title as well."
A mixed but loud reaction from the fans, I guess they just can't wait to see these two get it on the ring once again!
"Scotty Dogg (Figo), you've qualified too...you've certanly changed a lot. To be honest, your cocky attitude really...and I mean **really**, makes me wanna whoop your butt. And don't worry, I will. You'll regret the day over a year ago that you left The Elements."
"Who else has qualified? Oh yeah, that's right...Anarchy (DW). I'll give you credit man...no one has ever messed with me like this before. At least during my feuds with people like The Cong Man and Grandprix, it was about the wrestling. You're playing mind games with me, and I'll admit, they're working."
"But you wonder why you've never had any opportunities here? Well you know...I've never really been impressed with your wrestling abilities. After all, this is Special Reserve Wrestling. And I cannot wait to get my hands on you inside that Chamber, because clever promos, mind games, tag partners and burnt property aside...I think I'm a better wrestler than you. And I'm gonna eliminate you. That's right - 1...2..."
Reaver (Ant) leans right into the camera and smiles cockily. "3. Watch out Anarchy (DW), because I'm not gonna disappear. My name is Reaver...maybe you've forgotten that."
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Thanks for reading, Ant.