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I laugh at the youth of today, mindlessly wasting there time on this interweb, cyberweb, information place.

Wait until they have to step into the REAL world and somebody puts a gun in their face. what will they do then? Offer them more bandwisth? Republican dogs like YOU deserve beatings.

Lawri wrote:
> Alec wrote:
> Yaha i like no. 10 i think it was
>
> you wud!!!

I second that notion

Alec wrote:
> Yaha i like no. 10 i think it was

you wud!!!

Funny but not hilarous.
By the way.. sounds like what the sun would do :D

7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

8. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

13. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

22. MIners Refuse to Work After Death

37. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charges

39. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

43. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply


57. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers request Training



These are just very, very funny :D

2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
10. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
22. MIners Refuse to Work After Death
23. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
24. Stolen Painting Found by Tree.
25. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
36. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
40. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
45. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
46. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
47. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
49. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
55. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
58. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

Ah, funny funny.

I found these five rather amussing.

5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
8. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
11. Panda Mating Fails, Veterinarian Takes Over
21. Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
57. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers request Training

The rest are all worth a read though.

Heh, i liked:

Iraqi head seeks arms
If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
Steals Clock, Faces Time

yeah no. 10

Yaha i like no. 10 i think it was