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Goatboy secures a date for tomorrow with nice, shiny new lady.
6ft tall, enormous conkers and the huskiest voice since Kathleen Turner in "Body Heat"

And it will kick off, after a few drinks, with going down to the Thames and throwing stones at David Blaine.
See if I can hit that nappy-wearing meatsack dangling in a box.

yaha sorry Snuggers, we were just

*thinks to use the word 'playing' but realises it may sound wrong*

having fun

:cD

LOL, better stop with all the rude stuff now.

Snuggly may not be impressed.

Oh phew i thought it was you know, your your...willy.

*dies again now that's sorted*

Alec wrote:
> *gets kickes*
>
> *gets poked*
>
> *comes alive again*
>
> rob your not meanna poke me with that

Sorry that old ladies used tampon was the nearest thing to me.

*gets kickes*

*gets poked*

*comes alive again*

rob your not meanna poke me with that

*Kicks Alec in head*
*starts prodding and pocking Alecs head*

Yup hes dead.

no need

*dies*

Phew, i was afraid that i was going to have to kill you.

Lol don't worry i wont tell if you dont.

Shhhsh, i feel so god damn stupid now.

Well, just the falling thru bit then. :D