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Because you'd all be humping the monitor. Even the mantails.
> I knew it wasn't you
>
> I picture you as some 20-something, ex student mashed up type with
> cool hair and side burns.
Apart from the side burns, spot on. Though I am more bangers than mash.
> I posted my picture on the intranet at work once and within minutes
> 100 women had contacted IT, to ask for upgrades to 17" monitors.
> Anyone with TFT screens trashed them and the word Laptop took on a
> whole new meaning.
That last half of a sentence had me choking on a mouthful of coffee, you git.
I picture you as some 20-something, ex student mashed up type with cool hair and side burns.
> *tries to clean mind of images of sweaty female forumites, skirts
> hitched and monitor gripped betwixt heaving thighs, crouched on the
> desk with a look of determined concentration*
>
> I didn't need that.
I posted my picture on the intranet at work once and within minutes 100 women had contacted IT, to ask for upgrades to 17" monitors. Anyone with TFT screens trashed them and the word Laptop took on a whole new meaning.
I didn't need that.
What!??
That's not you!?
Because you'd all be humping the monitor. Even the mantails.