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Wed 03/09/03 at 18:50
Regular
Posts: 11,038
Hello,

I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003.
Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me.
Since nobody in this timeline seems to be able to deliver what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a simple time travel circuit to get where I need myself. While it might be hard to find parts in this time to build anything decent, I need easy to follow schematics from the future to build one which is safe and accurate that will not disrupt the time space continuum with both forward and backward capability accounting for temporal location settings (X, Y, Z, n), which can be built out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email me any plans you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me I can use. Or if you have a dimensional warp generator available, and are 100% certain you have a (safe secure) means of delivering it to me please also reply with a secure way to contact you.

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:-D
Wed 03/09/03 at 20:02
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"Ghost Mutt"
Posts: 1,326
I don't know how to spell the word ejeculate!
Wed 03/09/03 at 20:00
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"Ghost Mutt"
Posts: 1,326
Did anyone get this (which I'm gonna have to pretty much make up from what I remember seeing as MSN and hotmail are gone to buggery)

Ejeculate like a pro!

There were many more amusing quotes but they are un-printable.
Wed 03/09/03 at 19:13
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"The mighty GE90-115"
Posts: 5,344
If Im not mistaken someone replied to the guy offering to sell him a "gizmo thingy" and it turned out he wsa fairly serious...
Wed 03/09/03 at 19:09
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Posts: 11,652
to sum it all up.

Eh?
Wed 03/09/03 at 18:57
Regular
"The mighty GE90-115"
Posts: 5,344
Seen this before somewhere on here...
Wed 03/09/03 at 18:56
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Posts: 6,801
yes this post is the most retarded spam ever! lol
Wed 03/09/03 at 18:51
"slightlyshortertagl"
Posts: 10,759
riiiight
Wed 03/09/03 at 18:50
Regular
Posts: 11,038
Hello,

I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003.
Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me.
Since nobody in this timeline seems to be able to deliver what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a simple time travel circuit to get where I need myself. While it might be hard to find parts in this time to build anything decent, I need easy to follow schematics from the future to build one which is safe and accurate that will not disrupt the time space continuum with both forward and backward capability accounting for temporal location settings (X, Y, Z, n), which can be built out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email me any plans you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me I can use. Or if you have a dimensional warp generator available, and are 100% certain you have a (safe secure) means of delivering it to me please also reply with a secure way to contact you.

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:-D

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