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Insanity
By Shooby Taylor.
"How often do you go to the beach?"
Humble Timmy asked, but Joyous Jetro was not listening for the waves were whisting through his ears.
So Humble Timmy sliced his face off and fried it for his evening meal.
"That'll teach the dingba.";
Grumbled Humble Timmy in the midst of a scoff of a cake made by Mom.
Suddenly, Humble Timmy heard a noise outside; it was a commotion of some sort, emenating from the square.
On with the welly boots, and button up the coat, did Humble Timmy, before leaving to investigate.
Humble Timmy arrived upon the Square with a look of bemusement on his face.
"A Man has gone of his rocker, flipped his nozzer, totally of his woowha!"
I see, says Humble Timmy, as he listens to the insane man.
"Children! Come along! Children! Don't allow yourselves to be exploited! Hallucinatory whizardry is the key chlidren!"
At this point, the man turned to a young girl in the audience, she was only about five years of age.
He leaned close to her and said;
"I'll cut ya!"
The girl screamed for her now deceased mother, but not before the insane man had evaded the the scene unnoticed.
Humble Timmy knew. he knew that the Insane Man escaped, and why he did escape.
The insane man was in fact Humble Timmy's brother, his name Billy.
Timmy had a score to settle with his brother, ever since he stole his spanner donkey back in '85.
Humble Timmy followed Billy untill the time was right. He needed a time which would ensure his plan's success. The time almost right.......
"Wham!
POW!",
Said Humble Timmy as he jumped out of the bushes to confront his nemesis brother.
But Billy just cast an Ultima spell on him, for which the damage was instant.
Humble Billy, dead, at the hands of his brother. The world mourns, because a dog died yesterday, the world doesn't even bat a single eyelid to Humble Timmy, the world WEEPS for a death of Royalty, but at the end of the day, Timmy was just a piece of trash, that didn't even live for any significant purpose. He was dead and nobody wanted to care.......
"To be forgotten is worse than death"
Was the topic of Billy's next insane rant at the square...............
By Shooby Taylor.
"How often do you go to the beach?"
Humble Timmy asked, but Joyous Jetro was not listening for the waves were whisting through his ears.
So Humble Timmy sliced his face off and fried it for his evening meal.
"That'll teach the dingba.";
Grumbled Humble Timmy in the midst of a scoff of a cake made by Mom.
Suddenly, Humble Timmy heard a noise outside; it was a commotion of some sort, emenating from the square.
On with the welly boots, and button up the coat, did Humble Timmy, before leaving to investigate.
Humble Timmy arrived upon the Square with a look of bemusement on his face.
"A Man has gone of his rocker, flipped his nozzer, totally of his woowha!"
I see, says Humble Timmy, as he listens to the insane man.
"Children! Come along! Children! Don't allow yourselves to be exploited! Hallucinatory whizardry is the key chlidren!"
At this point, the man turned to a young girl in the audience, she was only about five years of age.
He leaned close to her and said;
"I'll cut ya!"
The girl screamed for her now deceased mother, but not before the insane man had evaded the the scene unnoticed.
Humble Timmy knew. he knew that the Insane Man escaped, and why he did escape.
The insane man was in fact Humble Timmy's brother, his name Billy.
Timmy had a score to settle with his brother, ever since he stole his spanner donkey back in '85.
Humble Timmy followed Billy untill the time was right. He needed a time which would ensure his plan's success. The time almost right.......
"Wham!
POW!",
Said Humble Timmy as he jumped out of the bushes to confront his nemesis brother.
But Billy just cast an Ultima spell on him, for which the damage was instant.
Humble Billy, dead, at the hands of his brother. The world mourns, because a dog died yesterday, the world doesn't even bat a single eyelid to Humble Timmy, the world WEEPS for a death of Royalty, but at the end of the day, Timmy was just a piece of trash, that didn't even live for any significant purpose. He was dead and nobody wanted to care.......
"To be forgotten is worse than death"
Was the topic of Billy's next insane rant at the square...............
who are wimmel you have my name
touch my sacks
touch my sacks
Ich habe keine Idee, was das ungefähr war, aber es klang Scheiße. Ich liebe dich aller.
Insanity
By Shooby Taylor.
"How often do you go to the beach?"
Humble Timmy asked, but Joyous Jetro was not listening for the waves were whisting through his ears.
So Humble Timmy sliced his face off and fried it for his evening meal.
"That'll teach the dingba.";
Grumbled Humble Timmy in the midst of a scoff of a cake made by Mom.
Suddenly, Humble Timmy heard a noise outside; it was a commotion of some sort, emenating from the square.
On with the welly boots, and button up the coat, did Humble Timmy, before leaving to investigate.
Humble Timmy arrived upon the Square with a look of bemusement on his face.
"A Man has gone of his rocker, flipped his nozzer, totally of his woowha!"
I see, says Humble Timmy, as he listens to the insane man.
"Children! Come along! Children! Don't allow yourselves to be exploited! Hallucinatory whizardry is the key chlidren!"
At this point, the man turned to a young girl in the audience, she was only about five years of age.
He leaned close to her and said;
"I'll cut ya!"
The girl screamed for her now deceased mother, but not before the insane man had evaded the the scene unnoticed.
Humble Timmy knew. he knew that the Insane Man escaped, and why he did escape.
The insane man was in fact Humble Timmy's brother, his name Billy.
Timmy had a score to settle with his brother, ever since he stole his spanner donkey back in '85.
Humble Timmy followed Billy untill the time was right. He needed a time which would ensure his plan's success. The time almost right.......
"Wham!
POW!",
Said Humble Timmy as he jumped out of the bushes to confront his nemesis brother.
But Billy just cast an Ultima spell on him, for which the damage was instant.
Humble Billy, dead, at the hands of his brother. The world mourns, because a dog died yesterday, the world doesn't even bat a single eyelid to Humble Timmy, the world WEEPS for a death of Royalty, but at the end of the day, Timmy was just a piece of trash, that didn't even live for any significant purpose. He was dead and nobody wanted to care.......
"To be forgotten is worse than death"
Was the topic of Billy's next insane rant at the square...............
By Shooby Taylor.
"How often do you go to the beach?"
Humble Timmy asked, but Joyous Jetro was not listening for the waves were whisting through his ears.
So Humble Timmy sliced his face off and fried it for his evening meal.
"That'll teach the dingba.";
Grumbled Humble Timmy in the midst of a scoff of a cake made by Mom.
Suddenly, Humble Timmy heard a noise outside; it was a commotion of some sort, emenating from the square.
On with the welly boots, and button up the coat, did Humble Timmy, before leaving to investigate.
Humble Timmy arrived upon the Square with a look of bemusement on his face.
"A Man has gone of his rocker, flipped his nozzer, totally of his woowha!"
I see, says Humble Timmy, as he listens to the insane man.
"Children! Come along! Children! Don't allow yourselves to be exploited! Hallucinatory whizardry is the key chlidren!"
At this point, the man turned to a young girl in the audience, she was only about five years of age.
He leaned close to her and said;
"I'll cut ya!"
The girl screamed for her now deceased mother, but not before the insane man had evaded the the scene unnoticed.
Humble Timmy knew. he knew that the Insane Man escaped, and why he did escape.
The insane man was in fact Humble Timmy's brother, his name Billy.
Timmy had a score to settle with his brother, ever since he stole his spanner donkey back in '85.
Humble Timmy followed Billy untill the time was right. He needed a time which would ensure his plan's success. The time almost right.......
"Wham!
POW!",
Said Humble Timmy as he jumped out of the bushes to confront his nemesis brother.
But Billy just cast an Ultima spell on him, for which the damage was instant.
Humble Billy, dead, at the hands of his brother. The world mourns, because a dog died yesterday, the world doesn't even bat a single eyelid to Humble Timmy, the world WEEPS for a death of Royalty, but at the end of the day, Timmy was just a piece of trash, that didn't even live for any significant purpose. He was dead and nobody wanted to care.......
"To be forgotten is worse than death"
Was the topic of Billy's next insane rant at the square...............